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        simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youรบve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.
        

            
            

                
                
                    simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youรบve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rub...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        So Wholesome!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2L0Tnye: Yesterday at 11:03 PM
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                    So Wholesome!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2L0Tnye: Yesterday at 11:03 PM
 I work at a small family owned Italian restaurant and
 my boss let's me study when we're slow so he
 brought me a small pizza and said "snack while you
 study". I worked a 12 hour shift today and he fed me
 three times and made me a sandwich to take home.
 He's an angel walking among us.
 h
 ad S e e e
 ina
 yh w
 GST
 l apy w
 fholags ds l
 y d o
 aind t them
 wd 177 d d
 delingaisat
 ears w ley ad
 ha r l cation,
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 bw s hing sshur e offding
 vimasley dng r 3i alest
 eal pche Ad de viw w s eend
 dahan d sesal tty W
 ee wr eses it wan ofee varw a begde
 vibe le pee Oaly wl de
 s ou an endty in Eand the
 al sieon
 ook at eaieon laktaton, particulatly
 anging shar l a cialed and g
 R teking than aksAn abernate ur etod
 r died th perticlachy i
 ullanve and sgeria and
 s of thene en ve in powcr-c ed te
 tal dgery oee than and shet boy
 r engge in risky behaier than are gisdsThi
 g fcharicr will be greatesr aN apatrianchal E
 pwer then he etr becasse of his employ
 Thie behavior will be the Irast in nongatriandal
 unms have ngual poner b se of ther oqual
 dvidaal delingacncy ratis are shos viwd w the
 atmbutin of powerper relatione in wt
 r selations in the famaly Tests of puwer
 for a variery of in arguments
 l theury focuses on the greater oetrols of gitl
 r female offesding in the conteat of strain type
 me dicumed the particolar victimizarions she
 e sught o link thes o ehe particular types of
 r Choner Lind and Faith staned thar "eeach
 le ol wd lSe
 m he fdys
 nd enss dels Ainthe
 e De Cte har h
 ie than bos bs they o
 h ale eaing tht m
 s ded thtc t e
 weiolen a le
 ats hare ked
 ndes, an appenschg r e
 s biag tht he a is of
 The Semiioe gndes le hely i
 aratee dn i c e e
 pene hng dm o
 i ascated wrk the
 Se dfirent racial d eth
 niiery What are called "hge w
 as A eie for fernales ae the ty y
 e doisant Euean Airwn ca gS
 and debed this feityglles
 So ney expetol n beh nr
 lett nbe ts that alym ar hsee
 g chentry, and s feth, al they w
 sher they de or ent ck and vher wht e dey
 at the heart of ech of girl
 r victimitation
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        Fake news: sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my
 aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material
 that absorbs all light and swim over the void
 acs facts--just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs
 all light, it heats up very fast, If exposed to
 direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat
 and contains them, and can reach heats well
 over 212 F, the boiling point of water. So if you
 did coat the pool in that material, the water
 would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing
 everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire
 pool of chlorinated water would release the
 chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone
 within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't
 end there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with
 the heat of the black tiles would be more thar
 sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with
 the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with
 the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone
 in the pool boils and everyone around the pool
 dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region
 would explode with the force of a small atomic
 bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above),
 leveling about 50 city blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get
 this
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays.
 Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the
 mineral trom which the black material men
 tioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol,
 a compound known as "The Zombie Drug"
 because it essentially erases the brain and
 induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It
 can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all
 who are bitten within hours
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in
 your pool, you would boil your friends, poison
 your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the
 globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would
 look pretty cool
 fangirlofall
 Reason to read urls: exhibit one
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                    Fake news: sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my
 aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material
 that absorbs all light and swim over the void
 acs facts--just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs
 all light, it heats up very fast, If exposed to
 direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat
 and contains them, and can reach heats well
 over 212 F, the boiling point of water. So if you
 did coat the pool in that material, the water
 would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing
 everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire
 pool of chlorinated water would release the
 chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone
 within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't
 end there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with
 the heat of the black tiles would be more thar
 sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with
 the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with
 the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone
 in the pool boils and everyone around the pool
 dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region
 would explode with the force of a small atomic
 bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above),
 leveling about 50 city blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get
 this
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays.
 Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the
 mineral trom which the black material men
 tioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol,
 a compound known as "The Zombie Drug"
 because it essentially erases the brain and
 induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It
 can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all
 who are bitten within hours
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in
 your pool, you would boil your friends, poison
 your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the
 globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would
 look pretty cool
 fangirlofall
 Reason to read urls: exhibit one
 funny.ce
Fake news
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        ceoolsson:
americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs
: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youรบve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
ceoolsson:
americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

        

            
            

                
                
                    ceoolsson:
americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs
: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youรบve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
ceoolsson:
americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do itโ€™s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

                    
                
            

            
                
                
ceoolsson:
americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but itโ€™s actuall...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Sharks are innocent: Human
 Surfer
 Sea
 Turtle
 Sea
 Lion
 mary-margaret-musical-mess
 gxrardweigh
 splendid-oxymoron:
 ayellowbirds
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 averyangryfeminist
 aythedukeoduwang
 the-little-plurmaid
 oceans-seas
 The reason why sharks attack surters
 Please follow Oceans & Seas httplloceans press
 Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite
 because sharks have a taste oh human and are like
 blegh this isn't what I ordered>c
 Sharks also have really really really bad
 vision
 so everyone- be nice to sharks
 I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and
 theyre truly just dopey idiots that'ti just bite you and be
 like "wow fuck thar and just piss off lol
 Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry Sharks are so cool
 Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem and the
 health of the world. Please be kind to sharks
 SHARK APPRECATION POST
 Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just
 wann
 a swim around doing shark stuff
 They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil
 monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean
 needs
 Stop hurting/kiling sharks (
 Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at
 manipulating objects their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about
 something. they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child
 does, and investigate it by nomming it
 in other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks
 is to give sharks arms
 #armthesharks2k15
 arm the sharks
 #armthesharks2k15
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                    Sharks are innocent: Human
 Surfer
 Sea
 Turtle
 Sea
 Lion
 mary-margaret-musical-mess
 gxrardweigh
 splendid-oxymoron:
 ayellowbirds
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 aythedukeoduwang
 the-little-plurmaid
 oceans-seas
 The reason why sharks attack surters
 Please follow Oceans & Seas httplloceans press
 Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite
 because sharks have a taste oh human and are like
 blegh this isn't what I ordered>c
 Sharks also have really really really bad
 vision
 so everyone- be nice to sharks
 I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and
 theyre truly just dopey idiots that'ti just bite you and be
 like "wow fuck thar and just piss off lol
 Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry Sharks are so cool
 Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem and the
 health of the world. Please be kind to sharks
 SHARK APPRECATION POST
 Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just
 wann
 a swim around doing shark stuff
 They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil
 monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean
 needs
 Stop hurting/kiling sharks (
 Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at
 manipulating objects their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about
 something. they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child
 does, and investigate it by nomming it
 in other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks
 is to give sharks arms
 #armthesharks2k15
 arm the sharks
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 ep 5
 This week
 it's forensic peychiatry
 COUNTY
 ATL
 wecks, we leave no
 stone unturned. You
 wil be trained in all
 This is Lana Mason, accused of a double
 omiode She's pleading tul
 by reason of insanity Previous attemphs
 to examine her havefaled Good kuck
 Thie 8 Dr Brower, head
 of the APA" Het b
 Pleasure
 Oh how professional of you. Tel me
 somehirg, will you be this cam
 when I tear your limbs from your body?
 Good morrg MS Mason mn Dr Can, ะฟัŒะต
 esaminใŽŽ your mental ette t
 er'a get sraight to work
 Can you please state
 Huh? You al bok well contaired at frst
 bu youl break. And be here, savouring
 every moment of
 Ma. Mason, f
 abou. You see, m not made of fesh
 what thar
 and you certainly cant creep me out.
 So dont waste your energy. Next thing
 Detaching my Imbs ie but a mild inoonvenlence want to hear is an answer to my queeton
 Fear tactios
 and threats w
 Well ient that bad, because
 the next thing youl hear is your
 ace cracking
 Oh LInve the sou
 Stop taking
 You ether answer me, or we dont talk
 at all I have al day
 Then we
 wont tak
 II hours later
 Are you wling to cooperate?
 es fine, N
 anower your stupid
 ICANT TAKE
 Go Carl
 That was an outatanding
 son Youre the funure
 She's not mentaly il. The
 analyse is in this tablet
 Profesaor, I want to
 hank you
 Cari here shoud be
 realy proud of himeet
 On, lam-Haha, if only he
 mm running out of battery
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CARL ep.5 : Forensics: CARL, the robot psychiatrist
 ep 5
 This week
 it's forensic peychiatry
 COUNTY
 ATL
 wecks, we leave no
 stone unturned. You
 wil be trained in all
 This is Lana Mason, accused of a double
 omiode She's pleading tul
 by reason of insanity Previous attemphs
 to examine her havefaled Good kuck
 Thie 8 Dr Brower, head
 of the APA" Het b
 Pleasure
 Oh how professional of you. Tel me
 somehirg, will you be this cam
 when I tear your limbs from your body?
 Good morrg MS Mason mn Dr Can, ะฟัŒะต
 esaminใŽŽ your mental ette t
 er'a get sraight to work
 Can you please state
 Huh? You al bok well contaired at frst
 bu youl break. And be here, savouring
 every moment of
 Ma. Mason, f
 abou. You see, m not made of fesh
 what thar
 and you certainly cant creep me out.
 So dont waste your energy. Next thing
 Detaching my Imbs ie but a mild inoonvenlence want to hear is an answer to my queeton
 Fear tactios
 and threats w
 Well ient that bad, because
 the next thing youl hear is your
 ace cracking
 Oh LInve the sou
 Stop taking
 You ether answer me, or we dont talk
 at all I have al day
 Then we
 wont tak
 II hours later
 Are you wling to cooperate?
 es fine, N
 anower your stupid
 ICANT TAKE
 Go Carl
 That was an outatanding
 son Youre the funure
 She's not mentaly il. The
 analyse is in this tablet
 Profesaor, I want to
 hank you
 Cari here shoud be
 realy proud of himeet
 On, lam-Haha, if only he
 mm running out of battery
 We should head home
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        How Experts Think Weโ€™ll Live in 2000 A.D.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: HOW
 A.D.
 EXPERTS THINK WE'LL LIVE IN 2000
 By NEWS SPECIALISTS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
 seem to be alive. The roem wil automatically be ed with the
 aroma ef the fower garden being shown on the screen.
 Radio broadeating will have disappeared, ter ne ene wil tune in
 program thar cannet be seen Radio wil long sinoe have reverted
 oa striety commanications medium, using devices sow unheard of
 and unthought ef
 ireles trantmieslon of electrie power, Jong a dream of e engl
 peer, will havve come into bein There will be no more power li
 to break in storn A simple small antenna en the rof wrl plek p
 THE last half of the 20th Century dawns with fantastie
 promises shining through dark elouds.
 Amid war and rumors ef war, new terrors grip the world.
 but hopes and dreams ef the future prevail
 The year 2000 looma nearer in the accelerating pace of
 modern life thban 1950 ever eould have seemed at the begin-
 ning of this century.
 Yt the past fortels the future and present trenda point the
 way, many millions of persont alive today will live to see
 peace, proiperity, health, longer life, more leisure and greater
 luxuries than ever were known.
 A woman may be President!
 These are some of the rewards envisaged for the vear 2000|
 by Associated Press experts looking ahead.
 Here is how they gte up prospรฉcts:
 The telephore will be tranaformed brem wire to radio and will be
 equipped wih the viauality of television. Who's en the ether end of
 own walking telepbenea apparate housed in a wallet-sined kit
 Surgery wil be facilitated by a comblsatien of the X-ray and
 televialen Eleetronie appendectomies will be performed with an
 X-ray-TV camera, peodection sereen and electrie nives"-e latter
 aetually being electrodes funetioning without puneturing the skin.
 WORLD AFFAIRS: Price of Peace
 MOVIES: Fourth Dimension Views
 STUDENTS et bistery in the year 2000 wi probably Jook back en
 the 20th century as the era of blood and meney.
 Blood because the eanh will still be reeking frem the third world
 war.
 Moser, representing the materlal reseurees of the western world,
 because it wii have outwelghed the untullled promises ed Russian
 Imperiallacie Cammunis in enibying the world, or at least will be
 SOME mose theaters af AD. 2000 may be dome-shaped with celling
 and walls arching together ice the sky. These surtaces would be
 the "reen" Mast action would still be in front ef you, as bow. But
 rome could be everhead some at the sides, and some even on the wal
 bebind. A litle giri eps lea street in the action betare you-and
 you turn around and look behind you to see if an uto la coming
 Three-dimensional photography i likely-e kind of pietures-
 with-depth that parior stereonoepes used to eder. Almost al movies
 will be in color. People wil still laugh and ery at the same thing.
 Sex and westerns eil s be with us
 Telernion's intuence will be temeo. Industry leaders like
 Cecil 8. DeMie and Dere Schary ceutlously peediet aarriage" of
 Elms and TV, Seme think televisisn will k oaly naller theaters
 Bat af there's a gyten whereby viewers can be charped fer parler
 vidro pietures, others say, therei be no theaters let
 .
 More importatly, but bearing oa both, will be the recognition
 that a Dew world unitying power-the Uaited Sutes-wili bave
 taken its plate is the center of international afalrs: forgleg a new
 "emplse," differeet trem Britain's, difecent frem Rome's, ndeed not
 an empire at all is the old ese, but neverthe new eore, a ne
 catalytie force.
 This central pesltlon of the United States will gruw out of its
 aireads-demenatrated willingess to base ite relations with ether
 nationa on a community et iaterest; out of its capabilities for lending
 ald te the underdeveloped out ef is refusal sa divide the world
 after World War II, into spheres of induesce for the benedt of the
 i
 ereat powers
 The Third World War-baring sucha mirecle as has never yet
 eecurred in relations between coustries se greatly at edds-will pow
 eut of Rusia's exaetty opposte attempts so unity the world by farce
 By the year 2000 seme set af weeld tederatioa idea should hare
 taken real form with the United States. because of its commereial
 interest in the development of other landa, becawe of the bloed it
 wil bave shed ia their behalt holding a let of vote.
 AGRICULTURE: A Golden Age
 AGOLDEN age of agrieulture-providing greater econemle seratty
 for farmers and better eating for eonsumes-may becotea
 major aorompliahment of the last hall ef the 2kh century.
 remarkable progress made in apriculture during the first half of the
 century. At the start of the cesery it reguired the efforts of twe
 anhs of the nation's population to pply the demand for farm pred-
 uets. Todayat the centery's halt-wiy mark-it takes only ane-nh
 of the populatien
 Whit has made it possible bas been largely the wark of seience-
 new and better farm machinery and blelogy.
 Foreseeing a national population of 200,000.000 by the end of the
 cenbury, these eaders prediet les than one-tenth of the peogle wl
 be needed to supply marketu fe tarm producta.
 Through the extended use of better plants and animals, tmpeeved
 tertiliaers, new gowth regulators and mete effeient machinety,
 abould be poible, Jeadets y. fer fermers te produce tutue aop
 seeds on mueh leas tand than today.
 . A major byproduct ofthe expected seed fer fewer farmers a
 Ser possible new siestide develegmenta, leaders say, should be
 peaier ability to stabilise agricultural production and supplies at
 Jevels whieh weuld provide and maintain greater security fer those
 SCIENCE: A Man-Made Planet
 THE Sest ma-made t will be crelleg around e earth by the
 I year 2000.
 Thls star's gat will be ike that ef the moon, tetected sunshine,
 wil be visib befere sunrise and after sunset it will eirele 400 to
 B00 miles way teom earth, or postibly farther.
 This little planet is kely bo be te frst of the space ships, because
 there are a lot of peactical reaons ter buding , regardles od the
 tuture ef iaterplanetary travel. It will be the aose of a step-cocket.
 .
 ene which fires ia seetions each part dropplag off o all back o earth.
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 until the fisal piece attains the speed et seven miles a second. At that
 veloeity the end piece will not fal bek, but will beceme a satellite
 el erth. p
 Practicul s are nueres One is a radar beacon Apother to
 retect radio signals, fer seieaite study. Three of these small ships.
 high enough and evenly speced areund the earth might betome
 relays to serve the entire woeld with televtsion
 The first ship is ualikety te be imanned. Dut it may get pewer
 1apura from the n heat e drive electrenie equipment tindeftnitely.
 a
 on the Jand
 POLITICS: Freedom Will Survive
 be nelghaors of everyene else on earth, to whem we wih to be
 beishborly.
 The atomie age should be getting under way. Atomie power wil
 broome usetut in these areas where coad nd ell are expensive and
 where wateE pewer la not available
 LJOW will this land of eurs be governed in 0 yeact
 Much as today, perhapswith we parties contending agalnst
 AG
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 each sther and wiihin themaelves, with the people free to choone
 belween them, with the wianer presured from all sides yet earbed
 d euided beA pOttan tle changed sinee George Wahington's
 that the
 drat problem will le survivd ot "und one-the initia day
 And yes it is easy to sesce ourselves with other posbanies
 Some see us รฉridhing toward the all-powertul state, hulled by the
 veet sound ef "seurity." Seme seea need to curb eur freedom Jest
 it be used te ahield those whe plot againat . And some fear our
 treedon will be hand to save if a general wAr theuld come
 What then?
 , A military ฤ‘ietatership te restore the natioa's bedy, It not ita soul
 from the ravages of atomie attack? Some port of Fareism? Or, in the
 ECONOMICS: New Living Standards THIS symposium is writen by the folloving specialista tck
 I of The Assoeiated Press: J. M. Roberts, Jr, foreign
 THE natian's industrial and agrleultural plant wil be able te sup- affairs: Howard W. Blakeslee, slence: Sam Dawson
 I port 300 millien persana 0 years from nowtvice the psent econemies: Derothy Ree, women: Alexander George. AVIATION: Foolproof Flving
 pupulation. Lasd ew ungroduetive will be made to yield. Selence population; James J. Strebig, aviafion: David G. Bareuther
 will stendily inrease erep produetion per acre. Technslogiral, indu-
 trial and eeonomie advances will give the American people living movies: Ovid A. Martin, agriculture: Ed Creagh, politica
 standards eigt times as high as cew.
 Dr. Hareld G Moulton, president ef the Brookings Institutien, In
 his book, "Contesiling Factors in Economie Development," predicta
 that in the ext century thbe nation's expenditure tor food wi be
 eight times what it s new.
 construction: C.E Butterfield, teievision: Gene Handsaker.CIVL aviatien in AD. 2000 will be aceepted by the publie as readily
 as mid-century's automobile and train.
 Fight will have the precision ef coetrel found in ground vehieles name of Svcialiam, some mild or streng contrel of what we de; diree
 and shold be mere independeni of surtsce weaiher contitin Pilet- lives here, big red Thou-Shail-Nor theret
 ing will be as simple as drivinga shities car aind ringed with safe
 ards to reduce human erer. Safety will be areater in commercial.
 air tranaportation than in any ef today's trwvel methods
 Atomle engines for large eivil airerali will do away with the prob ve oome threugh-tree.
 Seme fear the werst. And yet
 We've feared the weest, while boping for the best, ever since we
 bave bees a nation, We've come through wars and depeeasiora. And
 The otal espended cach year tor housing wit be times the MEDICINE: A Longer Life Span
 20 times more, and fer reereation and travel 33 times more.
 *Tehnical ivanoen will be well datributed threughout thie ecen-VI et women to an expectation of nearly 80 and of men te over 15 t
 emy. For esample, a housewite may use an electrenie stove and
 prepare reast bDeef in lea time than it takes to set the table ered. Cancer is a lerm of growth. It is part of metabolian. Cence r
 Other eeenemuta ree with Dr. Moalton The Twentleth Century growth, nathing is now knawn. Metaboliam ia net sech complete detue tra Air mail and high priorily carge ate likely to move
 Tund, Jooking end only 10 years, feresees an Amerlcan population mystery. but is cemplex. Mest of the choeale diseases, except infee-woth faster, iveling in pilstiens misiles controlled frem pround
 of 153 millien (a coraervative estimate) whe, eonsumers, will be tiens eaused by gerins and vtruset, are based on metabolian puneations
 spending a0 iltion dollars a year. Hy 10, they prediet, the natilon wrong
 all be putting S bition dollars annually Into additienal capital Greath, metaboliam and eaneer studies will make the drst break wii end mid-century's strupele with ciant sirportt, Combinationa trend in the ancend halt et the century,
 poods, for further expansion of the industrial plant
 .
 tar apparel 26 mes mere: for bealth and edacation
 et women e an expectation of nearly 0 and of mes te ever 15 comsiaed with electrenie eges in the planes, mperise eahin preemay need to preve-to bold the eoue we thooan.
 urisation. new strustual desigas and miterial and eomplete aircraft
 The record will be better ir the cause and eure uf eancer is diiscovanti-icing will eliminate weather facters la sehedule.
 Cruising speeds of 1,000 miles an heor or bigber are probable for
 .
 TIERE every reason te believe that the steady growth of ergan
 laed aber in the fest half of 1950 will continue along the same
 New principles of lin and developmet ot denign already begun
 inte clearing another mystery. the causes ef aging After that is et rotating and fred wings nd conveational aireraft with bigh lit
 Jonown it will be possible to control sging e that elderly penona ill helinepters can eliminate long runwys
 be healthy to nearty the end of their ver
 Hepe is very geed for restrieting eancer's atark befere mee will provide doer-to-deer air freight servion.
 Laber developed to where it is teday trsm praetically nothing at
 Detachable fuelages, interchangmble between types ef airerafi, The various elements and eliques aking up the American ecobomy
 -labor is jast ene of them-are learning more and more that the
 sational security and well-being requires them s emala strong
 WOMEN: For President!
 rk, sut t or aing . or it Row appears that canoera sot om aa uta e-piates have been pertected. Iational eeurity and well-being reaulres them s emain ter
 The poeveation ef baldnes depende on atuies of growth, aging nd will be preparing for inberplanelary expiorationa, ung melhoda So as laber coms closer to reaching materity it a likely to win
 greater acceptance trom otber elements et American lite. Ts in
 seld would tend le eliminate, some of the great labor-management
 THE womana at the vtar 000 wi he an outsige DianL, Anthre-
 1 pologists and beauty experts predict, She will be more than silx
 teet tall weara sie 11 aboe, bave thouldeis te a sracer a
 muscles ikea truck driver
 Chances are ahe will be doinga mas's job, and for this reaaon wl
 Civilian scientists will have bepun their atudy of the euter space and work ngether.
 and death more an en any other now known tacne.
 Public health will inprove, especially the knoviedge of hew air
 ay ungentood in Ma-eenry.
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 atruggles sad ereate a smoether-working American team.
 From every indication laber is in polities to stay. peobably playing
 ia the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetional, clethen in ing as water and food were during the fast half of this century
 CONSTRUCTION: Push-Button Home
 expanding role a the years progres By the end of the cestur
 in the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetienal elethes in fare 2000, the ale probably wilt be made as safe tros disease apread
 Slack probably will be her unual workaday eostune. These will Surgery, which har bees the futest-meving side af medical
 be of synthesie er, treated to keep her warm la winter and eoel ee, will y 1000, be able to repair bodies damaged by diseas. byCURRENT trends are already skethlng bluepelsts ef what will be countrieR
 in summer, admit the benadcial ultra-violet rays and keep out heidents er by heredity o that the "lame and te hall will nearly
 burning ones. They will be light welght and equpped with pocketa diappear. Polie probably will be stopped wel befare 2000.
 for food eapsules, which she will eat inatead ot mest and potatoes.
 Her prepertions will be perfect, though Amaaonian, becuse
 scienoe wi ave perfected a Salanced ration ef itamina, protelas AlR WAR: New Terrors Ahead
 labor may have ile owa party, asa the cane in several European
 'aa good bet, toa, that by the end of the century many gevers
 alled modera in homes, apartmens and offce buildings at thel men pian Diw svaided as farms of selallam will be accepted se
 end of this century. Signs polat to vertieal eities and tying suburbs
 iule airport eommunities 100 miles nd more trom srsctAper clua mannplace. Who in 1s00 thought that by mid-centary there would
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 elus-be govenmentereralated peniona and a wark werk inited to
 People w ive in houses o autoatie that pash-buttens witl be bourst A minimn wage, culd laber curt and uaemplayment ec
 replaced by fnaertip and even voloe coatrola. Some people today ea e lell your childres not te be urprised it the yesr 1000 dade
 puh bedide auston to eloseawindowrother oa co . So
 penuationt
 and minerals that will produre the maximum bodily effileney, the
 minimum of faL
 She will go la for all kinds of sports-peobatty will eompete with SPACE will reglace speed asir wars big problea befare the worla the iinehen. Tomerew such dhores wil be done by the warn
 puha bedside bunton to close a windowanother to Start ootee
 10-hour werk week dved by law,
 of 5 er even
 rockets inte the year 2000.
 1yourfingertipR, s elevaters are summaned now a seine ed the newest
 Sel be in on all he bigevel groupe of Anance, basibes and
 Distance between poina should have disapprared a an element fce buildings-or by a mere whiper in the intereom phone
 Distance between poinns should hace disappeared as an elementee buildinger by
 Ter
 whiper in the tercom phone
 et mitag planing Optimum penda p o the called reape
 Rigd sning in smal towns will insur yards. ardens d tees EDUCATION: More College Grads
 gvernament.
 She may even be president.
 rpeed" of 2000 miles an hour, at which a ying ebject would out for ech heuse, where window walls will siip down in stets te merge
 et the earth's gravitational pull, will be available. Space for maneuutdees with indoors in favorable weather, City dwellers wi bask
 vering will be an impartant factor, and scientiste will be striving for on individual baloenies high above the treteps of parks surreunding ON THE basla of present trenda edueatien wi pand aleng e
 better contrel periit use ef top speeds
 Leag-range mittary thinkers speak new in terms of some newer tained at censtant comfortable levels the year-round fer haman ett-
 POPULATION: Growth Will Slow
 tievator apartment heue A bomes bare temperatire main- follewing lines
 te
 Radio and talevisos wl be eommee iastrumsnis of tesching
 Ce E nat harting predim etation, atmeugberie decimposition or seme per guler ien dvazapes will stage a comebark bene of the demend for pre Juni, camuniny eng be pepeetive
 A ew cencept et financial suppert for education wil mate. t
 mae s per eent ot tha taboN BReA, Wi fedaral
 Edueational reaearch for and en behalf of chldren wl be recog-
 be intercontinental serapera almost as fezible as dhanges in partitions in exiuting efioe alted te be as lanportant as research desigmed to improve the qualio
 in 1800 te 130.00,000 in 1830, may not double galn in the nat simpler, cheaper, universally available, inexhautible. It may be solar ertan wil cool houses in the same pree
 mium space atorded by light and airy tower feces, Bet dew eion studenta igh schools now are
 Space platform. sent out from enrth, will end mid-omtury's buildings wil exeed 50 stories or so-the ecenomic height ceated
 es moterials m be resdile eretshet
 that far ahead
 t ay reach 200000.000 befere the end of the centaryron curtala" era by beinging the estre gobe under condtant s
 ievator
 app
 velllance
 The 5.000-mile range'interoontinestal atmospherie missile will be cated te make the eonstruction ee replacement et homes or sky
 and wi keep on increasing well into the 1ist centary.
 ile population dbled e last ha
 and i0. Betwenin service long befare 00 AD. There ikely w
 of bacon, com, sdlence, engineering and technologgy.
 One-roo rural schoola will be practically non-tlatent. A twelve
 ronsha promam wi take shape in achoelr to ceordinate ia And eut
 of school learning Camping and other rereational activities will be
 ncluded.
 Greater emphasis will be placed upon selesce and mathematies as
 Fipled the pre cadnunled ballistie miss, capable of being shot eut ed the atmosphere and buildings
 10 and 1850, had mere than
 Three shis US population uhat have been tremendous in the descending metee-ike en a targL
 pan 0 years are expected to keep going atrong These are
 Movement of peeple from farms to town migration frem the have been developed to extreme senaitivity. They will be lnched
 Guided miiles to seek tergets in fight er en the greund will
 patral airert le so stay alah as ang as shipn TELEVISION: Walkie-Talkie-Seeing
 furter stimalated r indutrial prodarsieede altak er the next century will be as elatiuely unstoonahle t he d of he Be oentury that a smal devie wndertanding and ving ia a ny eaial
 center ef the country ta barder staies. partieudarly be Pacite coast trom contina
 t
 and the Seuth, and the movement of city dwellers to the suburba stay at sea Elecronie eyes wil eliminate errors in detection and
 min
 THIRD digesianat eoles tededes i
 Deeded for he sew, long-range defenae prngram and by farm
 mechaniaatlo
 Woeational educstinn e
 Teetiveness of sirborne weapons will have beeseme sachlwill peoject pletures en the living ruem wall so realistie they will
 be greatlr entended
 as today. E
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 A.D.
 EXPERTS THINK WE'LL LIVE IN 2000
 By NEWS SPECIALISTS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
 seem to be alive. The roem wil automatically be ed with the
 aroma ef the fower garden being shown on the screen.
 Radio broadeating will have disappeared, ter ne ene wil tune in
 program thar cannet be seen Radio wil long sinoe have reverted
 oa striety commanications medium, using devices sow unheard of
 and unthought ef
 ireles trantmieslon of electrie power, Jong a dream of e engl
 peer, will havve come into bein There will be no more power li
 to break in storn A simple small antenna en the rof wrl plek p
 THE last half of the 20th Century dawns with fantastie
 promises shining through dark elouds.
 Amid war and rumors ef war, new terrors grip the world.
 but hopes and dreams ef the future prevail
 The year 2000 looma nearer in the accelerating pace of
 modern life thban 1950 ever eould have seemed at the begin-
 ning of this century.
 Yt the past fortels the future and present trenda point the
 way, many millions of persont alive today will live to see
 peace, proiperity, health, longer life, more leisure and greater
 luxuries than ever were known.
 A woman may be President!
 These are some of the rewards envisaged for the vear 2000|
 by Associated Press experts looking ahead.
 Here is how they gte up prospรฉcts:
 The telephore will be tranaformed brem wire to radio and will be
 equipped wih the viauality of television. Who's en the ether end of
 own walking telepbenea apparate housed in a wallet-sined kit
 Surgery wil be facilitated by a comblsatien of the X-ray and
 televialen Eleetronie appendectomies will be performed with an
 X-ray-TV camera, peodection sereen and electrie nives"-e latter
 aetually being electrodes funetioning without puneturing the skin.
 WORLD AFFAIRS: Price of Peace
 MOVIES: Fourth Dimension Views
 STUDENTS et bistery in the year 2000 wi probably Jook back en
 the 20th century as the era of blood and meney.
 Blood because the eanh will still be reeking frem the third world
 war.
 Moser, representing the materlal reseurees of the western world,
 because it wii have outwelghed the untullled promises ed Russian
 Imperiallacie Cammunis in enibying the world, or at least will be
 SOME mose theaters af AD. 2000 may be dome-shaped with celling
 and walls arching together ice the sky. These surtaces would be
 the "reen" Mast action would still be in front ef you, as bow. But
 rome could be everhead some at the sides, and some even on the wal
 bebind. A litle giri eps lea street in the action betare you-and
 you turn around and look behind you to see if an uto la coming
 Three-dimensional photography i likely-e kind of pietures-
 with-depth that parior stereonoepes used to eder. Almost al movies
 will be in color. People wil still laugh and ery at the same thing.
 Sex and westerns eil s be with us
 Telernion's intuence will be temeo. Industry leaders like
 Cecil 8. DeMie and Dere Schary ceutlously peediet aarriage" of
 Elms and TV, Seme think televisisn will k oaly naller theaters
 Bat af there's a gyten whereby viewers can be charped fer parler
 vidro pietures, others say, therei be no theaters let
 .
 More importatly, but bearing oa both, will be the recognition
 that a Dew world unitying power-the Uaited Sutes-wili bave
 taken its plate is the center of international afalrs: forgleg a new
 "emplse," differeet trem Britain's, difecent frem Rome's, ndeed not
 an empire at all is the old ese, but neverthe new eore, a ne
 catalytie force.
 This central pesltlon of the United States will gruw out of its
 aireads-demenatrated willingess to base ite relations with ether
 nationa on a community et iaterest; out of its capabilities for lending
 ald te the underdeveloped out ef is refusal sa divide the world
 after World War II, into spheres of induesce for the benedt of the
 i
 ereat powers
 The Third World War-baring sucha mirecle as has never yet
 eecurred in relations between coustries se greatly at edds-will pow
 eut of Rusia's exaetty opposte attempts so unity the world by farce
 By the year 2000 seme set af weeld tederatioa idea should hare
 taken real form with the United States. because of its commereial
 interest in the development of other landa, becawe of the bloed it
 wil bave shed ia their behalt holding a let of vote.
 AGRICULTURE: A Golden Age
 AGOLDEN age of agrieulture-providing greater econemle seratty
 for farmers and better eating for eonsumes-may becotea
 major aorompliahment of the last hall ef the 2kh century.
 remarkable progress made in apriculture during the first half of the
 century. At the start of the cesery it reguired the efforts of twe
 anhs of the nation's population to pply the demand for farm pred-
 uets. Todayat the centery's halt-wiy mark-it takes only ane-nh
 of the populatien
 Whit has made it possible bas been largely the wark of seience-
 new and better farm machinery and blelogy.
 Foreseeing a national population of 200,000.000 by the end of the
 cenbury, these eaders prediet les than one-tenth of the peogle wl
 be needed to supply marketu fe tarm producta.
 Through the extended use of better plants and animals, tmpeeved
 tertiliaers, new gowth regulators and mete effeient machinety,
 abould be poible, Jeadets y. fer fermers te produce tutue aop
 seeds on mueh leas tand than today.
 . A major byproduct ofthe expected seed fer fewer farmers a
 Ser possible new siestide develegmenta, leaders say, should be
 peaier ability to stabilise agricultural production and supplies at
 Jevels whieh weuld provide and maintain greater security fer those
 SCIENCE: A Man-Made Planet
 THE Sest ma-made t will be crelleg around e earth by the
 I year 2000.
 Thls star's gat will be ike that ef the moon, tetected sunshine,
 wil be visib befere sunrise and after sunset it will eirele 400 to
 B00 miles way teom earth, or postibly farther.
 This little planet is kely bo be te frst of the space ships, because
 there are a lot of peactical reaons ter buding , regardles od the
 tuture ef iaterplanetary travel. It will be the aose of a step-cocket.
 .
 ene which fires ia seetions each part dropplag off o all back o earth.
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 until the fisal piece attains the speed et seven miles a second. At that
 veloeity the end piece will not fal bek, but will beceme a satellite
 el erth. p
 Practicul s are nueres One is a radar beacon Apother to
 retect radio signals, fer seieaite study. Three of these small ships.
 high enough and evenly speced areund the earth might betome
 relays to serve the entire woeld with televtsion
 The first ship is ualikety te be imanned. Dut it may get pewer
 1apura from the n heat e drive electrenie equipment tindeftnitely.
 a
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 POLITICS: Freedom Will Survive
 be nelghaors of everyene else on earth, to whem we wih to be
 beishborly.
 The atomie age should be getting under way. Atomie power wil
 broome usetut in these areas where coad nd ell are expensive and
 where wateE pewer la not available
 LJOW will this land of eurs be governed in 0 yeact
 Much as today, perhapswith we parties contending agalnst
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 each sther and wiihin themaelves, with the people free to choone
 belween them, with the wianer presured from all sides yet earbed
 d euided beA pOttan tle changed sinee George Wahington's
 that the
 drat problem will le survivd ot "und one-the initia day
 And yes it is easy to sesce ourselves with other posbanies
 Some see us รฉridhing toward the all-powertul state, hulled by the
 veet sound ef "seurity." Seme seea need to curb eur freedom Jest
 it be used te ahield those whe plot againat . And some fear our
 treedon will be hand to save if a general wAr theuld come
 What then?
 , A military ฤ‘ietatership te restore the natioa's bedy, It not ita soul
 from the ravages of atomie attack? Some port of Fareism? Or, in the
 ECONOMICS: New Living Standards THIS symposium is writen by the folloving specialista tck
 I of The Assoeiated Press: J. M. Roberts, Jr, foreign
 THE natian's industrial and agrleultural plant wil be able te sup- affairs: Howard W. Blakeslee, slence: Sam Dawson
 I port 300 millien persana 0 years from nowtvice the psent econemies: Derothy Ree, women: Alexander George. AVIATION: Foolproof Flving
 pupulation. Lasd ew ungroduetive will be made to yield. Selence population; James J. Strebig, aviafion: David G. Bareuther
 will stendily inrease erep produetion per acre. Technslogiral, indu-
 trial and eeonomie advances will give the American people living movies: Ovid A. Martin, agriculture: Ed Creagh, politica
 standards eigt times as high as cew.
 Dr. Hareld G Moulton, president ef the Brookings Institutien, In
 his book, "Contesiling Factors in Economie Development," predicta
 that in the ext century thbe nation's expenditure tor food wi be
 eight times what it s new.
 construction: C.E Butterfield, teievision: Gene Handsaker.CIVL aviatien in AD. 2000 will be aceepted by the publie as readily
 as mid-century's automobile and train.
 Fight will have the precision ef coetrel found in ground vehieles name of Svcialiam, some mild or streng contrel of what we de; diree
 and shold be mere independeni of surtsce weaiher contitin Pilet- lives here, big red Thou-Shail-Nor theret
 ing will be as simple as drivinga shities car aind ringed with safe
 ards to reduce human erer. Safety will be areater in commercial.
 air tranaportation than in any ef today's trwvel methods
 Atomle engines for large eivil airerali will do away with the prob ve oome threugh-tree.
 Seme fear the werst. And yet
 We've feared the weest, while boping for the best, ever since we
 bave bees a nation, We've come through wars and depeeasiora. And
 The otal espended cach year tor housing wit be times the MEDICINE: A Longer Life Span
 20 times more, and fer reereation and travel 33 times more.
 *Tehnical ivanoen will be well datributed threughout thie ecen-VI et women to an expectation of nearly 80 and of men te over 15 t
 emy. For esample, a housewite may use an electrenie stove and
 prepare reast bDeef in lea time than it takes to set the table ered. Cancer is a lerm of growth. It is part of metabolian. Cence r
 Other eeenemuta ree with Dr. Moalton The Twentleth Century growth, nathing is now knawn. Metaboliam ia net sech complete detue tra Air mail and high priorily carge ate likely to move
 Tund, Jooking end only 10 years, feresees an Amerlcan population mystery. but is cemplex. Mest of the choeale diseases, except infee-woth faster, iveling in pilstiens misiles controlled frem pround
 of 153 millien (a coraervative estimate) whe, eonsumers, will be tiens eaused by gerins and vtruset, are based on metabolian puneations
 spending a0 iltion dollars a year. Hy 10, they prediet, the natilon wrong
 all be putting S bition dollars annually Into additienal capital Greath, metaboliam and eaneer studies will make the drst break wii end mid-century's strupele with ciant sirportt, Combinationa trend in the ancend halt et the century,
 poods, for further expansion of the industrial plant
 .
 tar apparel 26 mes mere: for bealth and edacation
 et women e an expectation of nearly 0 and of mes te ever 15 comsiaed with electrenie eges in the planes, mperise eahin preemay need to preve-to bold the eoue we thooan.
 urisation. new strustual desigas and miterial and eomplete aircraft
 The record will be better ir the cause and eure uf eancer is diiscovanti-icing will eliminate weather facters la sehedule.
 Cruising speeds of 1,000 miles an heor or bigber are probable for
 .
 TIERE every reason te believe that the steady growth of ergan
 laed aber in the fest half of 1950 will continue along the same
 New principles of lin and developmet ot denign already begun
 inte clearing another mystery. the causes ef aging After that is et rotating and fred wings nd conveational aireraft with bigh lit
 Jonown it will be possible to control sging e that elderly penona ill helinepters can eliminate long runwys
 be healthy to nearty the end of their ver
 Hepe is very geed for restrieting eancer's atark befere mee will provide doer-to-deer air freight servion.
 Laber developed to where it is teday trsm praetically nothing at
 Detachable fuelages, interchangmble between types ef airerafi, The various elements and eliques aking up the American ecobomy
 -labor is jast ene of them-are learning more and more that the
 sational security and well-being requires them s emala strong
 WOMEN: For President!
 rk, sut t or aing . or it Row appears that canoera sot om aa uta e-piates have been pertected. Iational eeurity and well-being reaulres them s emain ter
 The poeveation ef baldnes depende on atuies of growth, aging nd will be preparing for inberplanelary expiorationa, ung melhoda So as laber coms closer to reaching materity it a likely to win
 greater acceptance trom otber elements et American lite. Ts in
 seld would tend le eliminate, some of the great labor-management
 THE womana at the vtar 000 wi he an outsige DianL, Anthre-
 1 pologists and beauty experts predict, She will be more than silx
 teet tall weara sie 11 aboe, bave thouldeis te a sracer a
 muscles ikea truck driver
 Chances are ahe will be doinga mas's job, and for this reaaon wl
 Civilian scientists will have bepun their atudy of the euter space and work ngether.
 and death more an en any other now known tacne.
 Public health will inprove, especially the knoviedge of hew air
 ay ungentood in Ma-eenry.
 .
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 atruggles sad ereate a smoether-working American team.
 From every indication laber is in polities to stay. peobably playing
 ia the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetional, clethen in ing as water and food were during the fast half of this century
 CONSTRUCTION: Push-Button Home
 expanding role a the years progres By the end of the cestur
 in the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetienal elethes in fare 2000, the ale probably wilt be made as safe tros disease apread
 Slack probably will be her unual workaday eostune. These will Surgery, which har bees the futest-meving side af medical
 be of synthesie er, treated to keep her warm la winter and eoel ee, will y 1000, be able to repair bodies damaged by diseas. byCURRENT trends are already skethlng bluepelsts ef what will be countrieR
 in summer, admit the benadcial ultra-violet rays and keep out heidents er by heredity o that the "lame and te hall will nearly
 burning ones. They will be light welght and equpped with pocketa diappear. Polie probably will be stopped wel befare 2000.
 for food eapsules, which she will eat inatead ot mest and potatoes.
 Her prepertions will be perfect, though Amaaonian, becuse
 scienoe wi ave perfected a Salanced ration ef itamina, protelas AlR WAR: New Terrors Ahead
 labor may have ile owa party, asa the cane in several European
 'aa good bet, toa, that by the end of the century many gevers
 alled modera in homes, apartmens and offce buildings at thel men pian Diw svaided as farms of selallam will be accepted se
 end of this century. Signs polat to vertieal eities and tying suburbs
 iule airport eommunities 100 miles nd more trom srsctAper clua mannplace. Who in 1s00 thought that by mid-centary there would
 . ..
 elus-be govenmentereralated peniona and a wark werk inited to
 People w ive in houses o autoatie that pash-buttens witl be bourst A minimn wage, culd laber curt and uaemplayment ec
 replaced by fnaertip and even voloe coatrola. Some people today ea e lell your childres not te be urprised it the yesr 1000 dade
 puh bedide auston to eloseawindowrother oa co . So
 penuationt
 and minerals that will produre the maximum bodily effileney, the
 minimum of faL
 She will go la for all kinds of sports-peobatty will eompete with SPACE will reglace speed asir wars big problea befare the worla the iinehen. Tomerew such dhores wil be done by the warn
 puha bedside bunton to close a windowanother to Start ootee
 10-hour werk week dved by law,
 of 5 er even
 rockets inte the year 2000.
 1yourfingertipR, s elevaters are summaned now a seine ed the newest
 Sel be in on all he bigevel groupe of Anance, basibes and
 Distance between poina should have disapprared a an element fce buildings-or by a mere whiper in the intereom phone
 Distance between poinns should hace disappeared as an elementee buildinger by
 Ter
 whiper in the tercom phone
 et mitag planing Optimum penda p o the called reape
 Rigd sning in smal towns will insur yards. ardens d tees EDUCATION: More College Grads
 gvernament.
 She may even be president.
 rpeed" of 2000 miles an hour, at which a ying ebject would out for ech heuse, where window walls will siip down in stets te merge
 et the earth's gravitational pull, will be available. Space for maneuutdees with indoors in favorable weather, City dwellers wi bask
 vering will be an impartant factor, and scientiste will be striving for on individual baloenies high above the treteps of parks surreunding ON THE basla of present trenda edueatien wi pand aleng e
 better contrel periit use ef top speeds
 Leag-range mittary thinkers speak new in terms of some newer tained at censtant comfortable levels the year-round fer haman ett-
 POPULATION: Growth Will Slow
 tievator apartment heue A bomes bare temperatire main- follewing lines
 te
 Radio and talevisos wl be eommee iastrumsnis of tesching
 Ce E nat harting predim etation, atmeugberie decimposition or seme per guler ien dvazapes will stage a comebark bene of the demend for pre Juni, camuniny eng be pepeetive
 A ew cencept et financial suppert for education wil mate. t
 mae s per eent ot tha taboN BReA, Wi fedaral
 Edueational reaearch for and en behalf of chldren wl be recog-
 be intercontinental serapera almost as fezible as dhanges in partitions in exiuting efioe alted te be as lanportant as research desigmed to improve the qualio
 in 1800 te 130.00,000 in 1830, may not double galn in the nat simpler, cheaper, universally available, inexhautible. It may be solar ertan wil cool houses in the same pree
 mium space atorded by light and airy tower feces, Bet dew eion studenta igh schools now are
 Space platform. sent out from enrth, will end mid-omtury's buildings wil exeed 50 stories or so-the ecenomic height ceated
 es moterials m be resdile eretshet
 that far ahead
 t ay reach 200000.000 befere the end of the centaryron curtala" era by beinging the estre gobe under condtant s
 ievator
 app
 velllance
 The 5.000-mile range'interoontinestal atmospherie missile will be cated te make the eonstruction ee replacement et homes or sky
 and wi keep on increasing well into the 1ist centary.
 ile population dbled e last ha
 and i0. Betwenin service long befare 00 AD. There ikely w
 of bacon, com, sdlence, engineering and technologgy.
 One-roo rural schoola will be practically non-tlatent. A twelve
 ronsha promam wi take shape in achoelr to ceordinate ia And eut
 of school learning Camping and other rereational activities will be
 ncluded.
 Greater emphasis will be placed upon selesce and mathematies as
 Fipled the pre cadnunled ballistie miss, capable of being shot eut ed the atmosphere and buildings
 10 and 1850, had mere than
 Three shis US population uhat have been tremendous in the descending metee-ike en a targL
 pan 0 years are expected to keep going atrong These are
 Movement of peeple from farms to town migration frem the have been developed to extreme senaitivity. They will be lnched
 Guided miiles to seek tergets in fight er en the greund will
 patral airert le so stay alah as ang as shipn TELEVISION: Walkie-Talkie-Seeing
 furter stimalated r indutrial prodarsieede altak er the next century will be as elatiuely unstoonahle t he d of he Be oentury that a smal devie wndertanding and ving ia a ny eaial
 center ef the country ta barder staies. partieudarly be Pacite coast trom contina
 t
 and the Seuth, and the movement of city dwellers to the suburba stay at sea Elecronie eyes wil eliminate errors in detection and
 min
 THIRD digesianat eoles tededes i
 Deeded for he sew, long-range defenae prngram and by farm
 mechaniaatlo
 Woeational educstinn e
 Teetiveness of sirborne weapons will have beeseme sachlwill peoject pletures en the living ruem wall so realistie they will
 be greatlr entended
 as today. E
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        britney:

americandreambarbie:

surprisebitch:

psych2go:

For fun! PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.

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 Yellow Pill
 Gives you the ability
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 Blue Pill:
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 any area while being
 impervious to any
 physical dangers.
 Orange Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
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 instantly master any
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 martial art, erc, thar a
 human can do.
 coma.
 Grey Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
 control any machine or
 electronic using only your
 Pink Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
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 Black Pill:
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 Red Pill:
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 mind. You also have the
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britney:

americandreambarbie:

surprisebitch:

psych2go:

For fun! PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.

 easy iโ€™ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then iโ€™ll be immortal and unstoppable

winner


        

            
            

                
                
                    britney:

americandreambarbie:

surprisebitch:

psych2go:

For fun! PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.

 easy iโ€™ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then iโ€™ll be immortal and unstoppable

winner

: WHICH PILL DO YOU CHOOSE?
 Green Pil:
 Yellow Pill
 Gives you the ability
 ro read and search the
 minds of anyone you
 can see, even i Ir's a
 picrure. You can also
 rurn their minds "ofl"
 to pur rhem into a
 Blue Pill:
 Gives you the ability ro Gives you the ability to
 lly, swim and releport 10
 any area while being
 impervious to any
 physical dangers.
 Orange Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
 shapeshift into any
 animal.
 instantly master any
 sport, job, acrivity,
 martial art, erc, thar a
 human can do.
 coma.
 Grey Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
 control any machine or
 electronic using only your
 Pink Pill:
 Gives you the ability to
 make any person love
 you with a single
 rouch. Can rurn ofl the
 elfect by rerouching
 the person(s).
 Black Pill:
 Gives you the ability
 to see up to one
 month into the
 forure.
 Red Pill:
 Gives you super
 speed, super sฤฑrenghr
 and rapid regenera-
 tion (not invincible).
 mind. You also have the
 ability to generare
 powerful electrical
 discharges by 10ouch:
britney:

americandreambarbie:

surprisebitch:

psych2go:

For fun! PS: Forgot to mention, you can only pick 1.

 easy iโ€™ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then iโ€™ll be immortal and unstoppable

winner


                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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