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Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Energy, Food, and Lay's: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny I love how people make fun of me because l've never smoked weed before and I have no desire to. Sorry that I don't want to be some low-energy stoner who's always sleepy and lays on the couch eating food when meth lasts 10x longer and I actually have productive days Choose your poison wisely

Choose your poison wisely

Memes, Help, and 🤖: you have one hour to finish all of this to win a million dollars and you can pick a friend to help you...who do you choose?

Being Alone, Dank, and Wedding: Sean Holloway CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked

Anaconda, Funny, and McDonalds: You have 1 hour to finish 100 large McDonald's French fries. Who do you choose to help you? fa 👀

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Being Alone, Ted, and Best: Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked 16.4k 163 Share Award BEST COMMENTS ▼ Trashcan-Ted. 6h If I go, bring a plus one, and another guest uses their minus one.. TastySpermDispenser. 6h Her ex is going to uninvite you. I expect you to honor th... CurlSagan 6h Can I uninvite myself? Reply ↑ 119 no y ou5h I guess, but I'll just +1 you back. You're an important part to my wedding Curl Wholesome wedding invite

Wholesome wedding invite

Best, Never, and Best Of: "It never stops hurting, does it?" "What?" Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else."

Dank, Life, and Mistakes: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! OPTION A: STAY UP LATE OPTION B: GO TO BED EARLY IF YOU CHOSE OPTION A… IF YOU CHOSE OPTION B.. I'M SO TIRED. I'M SO TIRED. THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SHIBBY SAYS WRITTEN BY @HOTPAPERCOMICS Option C: go to bed but stay awake all night thinking about all the mistakes you made in life By Hot Paper Comics x Mr. Lovenstein

Option C: go to bed but stay awake all night thinking about all the mistakes you made in life By Hot Paper Comics x Mr. Lovenstein

Bad, Memes, and Viking: transhumanist-viking wannadiebutgottawrite the-original-cinnamon-roll Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin! Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose Source: the-original-cinnamon-roll 11,467 notes Shoutout to my fellow lobsters

Shoutout to my fellow lobsters

Being Alone, Girl Memes, and Wedding: Sean Holloway CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing,no questions asked Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Being Alone, Wedding, and Questions: Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked Can I Minus One myself? Or the groom?

Can I Minus One myself? Or the groom?

Being Alone, Funny, and Wedding: Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked This should be standard.

This should be standard.

Being Alone, Wedding, and Questions: Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked

Music, History, and Imagine Dragons: Cripp Daddy TM @RealYungCripp We live in an era where nearly all of the world's history of recorded music is available at the tip of our fingers, and yet there are still people that actively choose to listen to Imagine Dragons *insert Eric Andre quote*

*insert Eric Andre quote*

Dank, Sad, and Sleep: you're a millenial and its 7am choose your path: tweet "lets get this bread" jerk off and go back to sleep in your filth wake and bake stare at the ceiling for a few hours notify everyone how sad you are All my followers 👀👀

Being Alone, Wedding, and Dank Memes: Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked @coolseandotcom

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Good for You, Life, and Parents: Choose a partner who is good for you. Not good for your parents. Not good for your image. Not good for your bank account. Chose someone who's going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes January 2 at 11:26 AM Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay pigeons I repeat. DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor? It goes like this One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision Our job is not to shoot them. Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being absolutely perfect. Not likeable enough. BOOM Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back together into a candidate who can win the general election. And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016, apparently Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and they will continue to do so for as long as we let them So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember, but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear ourselves apart? Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't have to. I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability" and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare administration in our wake. BOOM 1.4K Comments 6.7K Shares onceuponamirror: helenofhere: snarksandkisses: Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind: This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Memes, Comics, and 🤖: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! OPTION A: STAY UP LATE OPTION B: GO TO BED EARLY F YOU CHOSE OPTION A. IF YOU CHOSE OPTION B. M SO TIRED. I'M SO TIRED THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SHIBBY SAYS WRITTEN BY @HOTPAPERCOMICS Choose your own adventure! Written by Hot Paper Comics Secret Panel HERE 😴 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1059

Choose your own adventure! Written by Hot Paper Comics Secret Panel HERE 😴 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1059

Memes, 🤖, and Mcm: K Ladies Pick Your MCM @KraksTV Choose your man ladies 😁⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV MCM IdrisElba JasonMomoa MichaelBJordan TheRock

Choose your man ladies 😁⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV MCM IdrisElba JasonMomoa MichaelBJordan TheRock

Family, Lazy, and Life: thecomfy.com studentmaker: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s reversible Size fit all family’s members 4 nice colors for choose Incredible cozy to wear Flexible in movement Both suitable for using at home or outdoors Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!! GET YOUR HERE

Life, Love, and Relationships: Relationships require our attention. It's not good enough to make one commitment. The quality and the growth of our love is dependent on us making commitment after commitment, day in and day out. It requires us to choose healing over and over again. You don't just say'yes to each other once and call it a day You pay attention to each moment and choose each other time and time again and call it a life. Vienna Pharaon

Meme, Memes, and Ugly: Have you ever noticed, that we choose our shampoo according to how much it offends us? osS oss ELVITAL VITAL d2 GuSS Standing in front of the shelf: "for dry, brittle, greasy, ugly splitted, golum hair" and thinks: "Nice, I'll take that" @Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

@Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

Energy, Life, and Fuck: Don't fuck around when it comes to the energy you let into your life. Choose partners, places and conversations wisely. They become you. @OWORLDSTA R You Embody What You Expose Your Five Senses To... 💯 #BeSmart [via QWorldstar]

Okay, Who, and All: it's okay to choose yourself over all those people who do not choose you. D h im a n

Crazy, Family, and Life: thecomfy.com glamemes: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have oneIt’s reversibleSize fit all family’s members4 nice colors for chooseIncredible cozy to wearFlexible in movementBoth suitable for using at home or outdoorsCurrently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!! GET YOUR HERESave Extra 50% ! Crazy Sale Start

Goals, Okay, and Dreams: sweetheart marry your goals remain committed to success be loyal to your dreams it's okay to choose yourself - r.h. Sin

Fun, Will, and You: Everything will kill you So choose something fun

Choose One, Memes, and 🤖: You can only choose one Me: the dog Dog looks like he’s having more fun

Dog looks like he’s having more fun

Family, Life, and Tumblr: thecomfy.com coollovingsweets: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s reversible Size fit all family’s members 4 nice colors for choose Incredible cozy to wear Flexible in movement Both suitable for using at home or outdoors Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!! GET YOUR HERE

Dank, New Year's, and Pizza: NEW YEAR NEW ME OR PIZZA I know what I'd choose 😂🍕 Arron Crascall

Twitter, Schwab, and Awesome: Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to spend at least 60 seconds thinking about all the ways you are awesome. 7:51 AM Jan 8, 2019 Twitter Web Client It can be a challenge for sure, but it’s an important one

It can be a challenge for sure, but it’s an important one

Choose One, Dad, and Memes: Today 6:20 PM Choose one 1. Joke 2. Pick-up line 3. Roast 4. Dad joke Roast l'll help you out, l'm vegan, Mexican and from ca I'm surprised you waited until your second message to tell me you were vegan. Sent Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Ring, Ent, and Option: when the gf is coming over Choose Option Use Pnempple Eat Pineeppfe Drop ineapple Examine Pineappls Cancel Choose Optio Ent Pineuppleas Use Pinvapplein Drop Pinenpple ring Cancel 50 Drop rinespple chunka Exomine Pinsupple chonks Eat Pineepple

Memes, Premier League, and Best: PL Team of the Season Comment the best center-back of the season so far! Examples: Virgil van Dijk Andrew Robertson John Stones Alisson Antonio Rüdiger Welcome to the Premier League project with @lattenkracher.de 🔥 Together with YOU, we‘re choosing the Premier League Team of the Season so far❗️ We always suggest 3 players but you can also choose others. Today: 𝘾𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧-𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠. Who has been the best center-back this season❓ Also vote on @lattenkracher.de‘s post to make your vote count twice 👍

Welcome to the Premier League project with @lattenkracher.de 🔥 Together with YOU, we‘re choosing the Premier League Team of the Season so fa...

A Dream, Funny, and Love: femme fatale @eliesaabb Sunflower pendants @sunflowerjewels celia @hadexoxox sunflowers are my favorite and this is a dream.. Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewels.com 💛 Shop & Follow @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels 🙂 Get yours now, link in @sunflowerjewels bio 😻

Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewel...

Choose One, Friends, and Memes: Choose one 2017 project DAM LOYALTY FT ZAC ADYISORT 10 As D ADVISORY @xvi.ja Which 2017 project is your favorite⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Which 2017 project is your favorite⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Anxiety, Fuck, and MeIRL: When l wake up naturally amped from anxiety and still choose to drink my normal morning 6 shots of espresso @thedryginger [fuck] [FUCK INTENSIFIES] meirl

Memes, 🤖, and Who: One day you will find someone who chooses you and continues to choose you every day, and that's when you will be thankful that everything happened the way it did.

Love, Free, and Girl: i was always the girl who loved seeing the world more than i loved being in love. maybe i have or maybe i was more in love with the world, but if i were to choose between being free or being in love, i always choose to be free n't found the right person,

A Dream, Funny, and Love: femme fatale @@eliesaabb Sunflower pendants Gsunflowerjewels celia @hadexoxox sunflowers are my favorite and this is a dream.. Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewels.com 💛 Shop & Follow @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels 🙂 Get yours now, link in @sunflowerjewels bio 😻

Sunflower necklace🌻 Get yours at @sunflowerjewels ✨ you all should follow @sunflowerjewels i love their feed😍 Choose yours at sunflowerjewel...

All The, Been, and Who: "I admire people who choose to shine even after all the storms they ve been through." 92

Cars, Gym, and Work: No Girl will choose six pack over six cars. So stop going to the gym and Go to Work Robert Mugabe (Former PM of Zimbabwe)

Family, Lazy, and Life: thecomfy.com studentmaker: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s reversible Size fit all family’s members 4 nice colors for choose Incredible cozy to wear Flexible in movement Both suitable for using at home or outdoors Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!! GET YOUR HERE

Homeless, White People, and Work: lettersiarrange I'm tired of house hunters. No more white people choosing between 3 equally nice houses in the suburbs. Instead, I want a show about average millenials trying to find apart- ments in major cities. Give me a 25 year old trying to find somewhere habitable in NYC for $1k a month. Give me a grad student looking for a flat in San Francisco on their shoestring budget. Give me a young adult who just got a starter job in Paris and now has to figure out how to move there. Will joe choose the place with a couch for a bed, or will he go for the closet-sized crawl space? Will Kat manage to find some place in the city, or will she end up with a 2 hour commute? Will Chris go for the barely renovated warehouse or will he start sleeping in the break room at work? Find out next week on I Don't Want to Be Homeless This

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Friends, Life, and Love: "Free yourself from negative people. Spend time with nice people who are smart, driven and like-minded. Relationships should help you, not hurt you. Surround yourself with people who reflect the person you want to be. Choose friends who you are proud to know, people you admire, who love and respect you people who make your day a little brighter simply by being in it. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. When you free yourself from negative people, you free yourself to be YOU and being YOU is the only way to truly live." Daniel Gilbert, Stumbling on Happiness

My House, Tumblr, and Blog: not. uniq @ehistorywakes you're a millenial and its 7am choose your path: tweet "lets get this bread" jerk off and go back to sleep in your filth wake and bake stare at the ceiling for a few hours notify everyone how sad you are 10/24/18, 6:51 PM homofied: reducedlunch: this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface #2

Choose One, Memes, and Toy Story: If you had to choose one childhood classic,the rest would be erased from your memory. Which would you choose? TOY STORY 🤔🤔

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Memes, 🤖, and How: It doesn't matter how carefuly you choose your words, there will alwavs be people who will twist them. areLearnedPeeling <3

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