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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: When you call her a bitch vs when the DJ says "all bad bitches to the dance floor You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT πŸ‘ˆ for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no seΓ±or" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ -
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