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naamahdarling: bae-in-maine: wantshimsorely: kittleimp: iopele: chrisdigay: A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017 according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction? because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first! this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on!  so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!” Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911. Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command. Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that. BOOSTING! Also boosting so that people won’t worry about accidentally having 911 called on them by their spybot and getting shot by police.: bryce @BryceRoy22 Alexa, you're doing amazing sweetie. FOX 4 NEWS@FOX4 Police: Alexa calls cops on man beating girlfriend dlvr.it/PTrbXO naamahdarling: bae-in-maine: wantshimsorely: kittleimp: iopele: chrisdigay: A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017 according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction? because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first! this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on!  so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!” Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911. Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command. Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that. BOOSTING! Also boosting so that people won’t worry about accidentally having 911 called on them by their spybot and getting shot by police.

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fletasgf: So recently I was blocked by the head coach for Dallas Fuel on twitter. Now usually I try to stay out of drama, and Dallas Fuel is a team that I don’t really talk about much but if there’s one thing I don’t stand for it is ignorance and discrimination. I want to say, roughly at the end of stage one is when Rascal a previous player for London spitfire was signed over to the Dallas Fuel, for more than one reason but mostly to get more playing time which is something the London Spitfire couldn’t offer to rascal. Now I don’t know the exact extent of this issue between the coach and the players but during stage two I want to say I only saw Rascal play maybe once or twice at most? He’s always benched, because Kyky (The head coach) says Rascal brings clouded atmosphere to the team and is less mature, as stated in the letter above which rascal wrote himself. Rascal wasn’t invited to participate in scrims or even watch them, then was expected to play not even knowing what his teams comps or meta was going to be until right in that moment. What kind of a joke of coaching is that? Then trying to cover it up by saying Rascal refused to play. Kyky has yet to make any statements about this at all, but I’m upset for Rascal for the Dallas Fuel team. This is ridiculous. All I’m saying is that somebody seriously better get this coach before I drag his ass. #PetitionForTessToCoachDallasFuel: AT&T LTE Tweet gjunni @ fleta is #1 META @tsukkiaiga y'all better get this fucking coach before i do Robin K @tisrobin311 A Segment from Dallas Fuel Rascal's Stream se I was 'told by Kyky that I clouded the team atmosphere during (past) games, and showed a less mature form because I got mad. After ded from scrims. d about is this: (Kyky) saying that I just "suddenly decided not to play"? This is completely wrong. ch vs Florida was on the 11th, the match vs Boston on the 15th. During that period AKM was the ever got the chance to participate, along with Harry. We only did ranked and etc. So I could never know what kind of comps they to spectate in scrims. If they decided not to play me like that I'm pretty sure they would have had time to practice comps that didn't use Genji, then it makes me think that they used Genji knowing beforehand that AKM was going to play it. So in other words, I had no idea e day. Although things didn't work out on the the match day, I thought it was just unlucky)because AKM is also an excellent player. We just and play better. But in AKM's discord he mentioned that he wanted me to say sorry. From my perspective, I was forbidden from playing the in scrims. So I had no idea AKM was going to receive direct messages from fans and be hated like that due to his discomfort on playing like that I would have personally announced that there was an internal problem in our team and that I was taken out from the match to Add another Tweet Dallas Fuel Rascal "AKM played Genj in scrims, because I was 'told' by Kyky that I clouded the team atmosphere during (past) games, and showed a less mature form because I got mad. After that, me and Harryhook were excluded from scrims. What I'm 'really mad and frustrated about is this: (Kyky) saying that I just "suddenly decided not to play"? This is completely wrong If you look at our schedule our match vs Florida was on the 11th, the match vs Boston on the 15th. During that period AKM was the one participating in scrims, and I never got the chance to participate, along with Harry. We only did ranked and etc. So I could never know what kind of comps they were planning. I wasn't even invited to spectate in scrims. If they decided not to play me like that I'm pretty sure they would have had time to practice comps that didn't involve Genji. If they were going to use Genji, then it makes me think that they used Genji knowing beforehand that AKM was going to play it. So in other words, I had no idea AKM was practicing Genji until game day. Although things didn't work out on the the match day, I thought it was just unlucky because AKM is also an excellent player. We just thought we had to practice harder and play better. But in AKM's discord he mentioned that he wanted me to say sorry. From my perspective, I was forbidden from playing the matches, because I wasn't allowed in scrims. So I had no idea AKM was going to receive direct messages from fans and be hated like that due to his discomfort on playing Genji. If I knew there was a problem like that I would have personally announced that there was an internal problem in our team and that I was taken out from the match to fans, and apologized to AKM. AT&T LTE 9:07 AM FUEL DAL L AS Kyle Souder Ф @KyKy @KyKy blocked you You are blocked from following @KyKy and viewing @KyKy's Tweets fletasgf: So recently I was blocked by the head coach for Dallas Fuel on twitter. Now usually I try to stay out of drama, and Dallas Fuel is a team that I don’t really talk about much but if there’s one thing I don’t stand for it is ignorance and discrimination. I want to say, roughly at the end of stage one is when Rascal a previous player for London spitfire was signed over to the Dallas Fuel, for more than one reason but mostly to get more playing time which is something the London Spitfire couldn’t offer to rascal. Now I don’t know the exact extent of this issue between the coach and the players but during stage two I want to say I only saw Rascal play maybe once or twice at most? He’s always benched, because Kyky (The head coach) says Rascal brings clouded atmosphere to the team and is less mature, as stated in the letter above which rascal wrote himself. Rascal wasn’t invited to participate in scrims or even watch them, then was expected to play not even knowing what his teams comps or meta was going to be until right in that moment. What kind of a joke of coaching is that? Then trying to cover it up by saying Rascal refused to play. Kyky has yet to make any statements about this at all, but I’m upset for Rascal for the Dallas Fuel team. This is ridiculous. All I’m saying is that somebody seriously better get this coach before I drag his ass. #PetitionForTessToCoachDallasFuel
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hannawolfcross: theghostparty: pondermoofin: vaniirox: #i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor Look how badass he is while holding that baby  #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE  But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter? TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER? I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU. WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER IF HE BE WORTHY SHALL POSSESS THE BLESSING OF THOR and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.” I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH. #ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee What the hell.This is the greatest post in the universe. jesus christ it’s updated Rebloggin for the comments. JFC Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere. I love you ALL of you this shit just keeps getting better!!! Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm. And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!” “I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.” “Oh my god, dad…” “HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.” “Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!” And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!” “Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.” “WELL DONE, BROTHER.” “Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!” “I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…” “UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!” “BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.” “No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!” “Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.” “UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.” “Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.” “YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.” “Dad…” “WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?” “Never mind. Thanks, good night.” #And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen #he never calls her back I’m sorry but this just keeps getting better and better EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying It gets better every fucking time! I am CRYING oh my god [[And there will be that one guy. He won’t run or never call again. He’ll sit there and play along. “I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.” It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]: hannawolfcross: theghostparty: pondermoofin: vaniirox: #i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor Look how badass he is while holding that baby  #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE  But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter? TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER? I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU. WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER IF HE BE WORTHY SHALL POSSESS THE BLESSING OF THOR and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.” I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH. #ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee What the hell.This is the greatest post in the universe. jesus christ it’s updated Rebloggin for the comments. JFC Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere. I love you ALL of you this shit just keeps getting better!!! Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm. And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!” “I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.” “Oh my god, dad…” “HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.” “Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!” And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!” “Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.” “WELL DONE, BROTHER.” “Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!” “I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…” “UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!” “BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.” “No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!” “Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.” “UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.” “Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.” “YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.” “Dad…” “WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?” “Never mind. Thanks, good night.” #And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen #he never calls her back I’m sorry but this just keeps getting better and better EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying It gets better every fucking time! I am CRYING oh my god [[And there will be that one guy. He won’t run or never call again. He’ll sit there and play along. “I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.” It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]
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mcrscans: My Chemical Romance (UK tour special, 2004) article for Metal Hammer Special, 2013 by John Doran, photography by John McMurtrie.: 0 IN MID-2004, WITH THE GLOBAL DOMINATION THAT WAS TO COME JUST A MURMUR ON THE HORIZON, WE FOLLOWED MCR AROUND THE UK FOR ONE OF THEIR VERY FIRST METAL HAMMER FEATURES WORDS: JOHN DORAN PHOTOS: JOHN McMURTRIE mcrscans.tumblr.com G- prepared for the accident that was to happen tonight at premier sauna-cum-venue, The Garage. During erard Way had been having premonitions that he was going to be blinded for months. The lead an eviscerating performance, Gerard throws himself singer of My Chemical Romancetoward the crowd just as one particularly lust-crazed kept on seeing it happen in dreams and each time he would young woman thrusts her arms up to touch him. Gerard, now wearing onyx-black shades, takes up the story: "I head-banged into her finger and it went right in my eye. It was the weirdest feeling. It was painful but the worst thing was how weird it was. I could feel her finger in my eye and all this really warm fluid running down my face. I thought my eyeball had burst and I just kept on thinking about the dreams I'd been having about wake up in a cold sweat, shaking. So he was almost going blind. I was like, 'Dude, I've lost this left eye: But the finger was right back into my socket around the eyeball where all the tendons and shit are. It made LEAP OF FAITH: THE MCRMY PILE IN ANK GENUFLECTS AT HE ALTAR OF SCREAM 38 METLHAMNERCOUK THE BROTHERS WAY: DIVVENT MESS garage RISTOR music "DOESTHE NUMBER 30 GO FROM HERE MATE?" a really weird slurping noise when she took it out.the outfit) from Newark, NJ, who, despite only having Metal Hammer has very strict rules about what girls acouple of single releases in this country, are starting can and cannot stick into its various orifices and this should definitely be a no-no. Gerard and the rest of themuch for their own safety, then they do about their fans. band are sitting around sharing coffee, beers and soft They walk out on stage to hand out bottles of water to drinks, waiting for their Manchester Hop And Grape show the people at the front and regularly douse the ones who soundcheck this evening and telling us all about how they look like they need it. They also try to protect their fans are beginning to take off in this country-while swapping from the carnage on stage if they get up there. It's Metal gig injury stories. Gerard reckons it would have been cool Hammers view that moshing is a good thing because it in a way to have lost his eye, saying: "Can you imagine gives people the chance to have catharsis and get the how cool it would be to wear an eyepatch on stage?" to cause a huge stir over here. And if they don't care violence out that is in us all without hurting anyone else You'd be the screamo Bluebeard!", adds taciturr drummer Matt Pelissier. All of the band have horror stories in this country under the age of 40 was made to go to one to tell when it comes to playing live and, watching thepunk or screamo gig a week then football violence would powerhouse performance that they put on, you can't help probably die out overnight. But Gerard still thinks there's but feel they should take out a hell of a lot more personal anegative element to it sometimes, saying: "Some of it injury insurance. "Frank [Iero] hit me in the face with the is macho bullshit. Some of the nu metal acts were just head of his guitar one night and it was bleeding so much encouraging violence for violence's sake. It gives punk that my entire face was covered in blood," says Ray Toro, rck a bad name and it makes it harder for the kids. Their the Afro-haired guitarist. "It was like a mask of blood." parents aren't going to let them go and watch bands if (usually). In fact, we'd go so far as to say that if everyone "We're a really physical band on stage," adds Gerard.they go and get the shit kicked out of them." "I slipped a couple of discs in my back on tour. Frank hasThe Garage is heaving hours before the gig even starts broken his wrist. We've all been hurt." It was the gig the night before when we first met up with the five-piece (Gerard's brother Mikey plays bass in and people keep on coming up to Gerard in the pub beforehand. He's nearly mobbed at one point by two girls coming out of McDonald's. "Oh! My! God!" says "We've all been hurt GERARD ON SOME OF THE NOT-SO-MUCH-PERKS OF THE JOB mcrscans.tumblr.com METALHAMMERCOUK 39 VEHICLES AND CONTENTS ARE LEFT ENTIRELY AT OWNERS RISK MCR'S WARM-UP YOGA one with hermouth full of Curly Wurly McFlurry "My! Chemical! Romance! for a quick pint. Now Gerard's got over the fear of nearly becoming a rocknrolcyclops, he can explain the genesis. And you can see why they're starting to attract this of their strange name. "The name is taken from an Irvine kind of attention when the gig kicks off. Within seconds Welsh book. Me and Mikey were looking at a copy of Ecstasy, of the first song, Gerard is in the crowd, screaming and thrashing like a younger, better-looking Casey Chaos. Their music is reminiscent of other emo/post-hardcoreChemical Romance mean so much on so many different bands such as Funeral For A Friend and Hundred Reasons, levels. It seemed to be the only way to describe the music. but they have a scruffier, punkier edge, which comes fromAnd in another way, Trainspotting is generally set in this the fact that they're all massive fans of Black Flag. and on the inside it said, Three tales of chemical romance." The de facto leader of the group adds: "Well, the words area with people getting caught up in a scene and a vibe The band, it has to be said, as nice as they are, don't appear to be very rock'n'roll. Hammer groans inwardly when it gets on the tour bus, as the two DVDs that are out on show are Dungeons & Dragons, the cartoon, and a stop-motion animation of Wind In The Willows. Nearly all the band go straight to bed, leaving Hammer Matt, who looks like he would sooner be pulling his own up with just Matt and the drummers from Hondo Macleanteeth out with pliers than being interviewed, perks up and The Bled, drinking Stella, listening to Refused and slightly and says, "Newark is in the State of New Jersey, talking about hi-hats. C-c-c-call the cops! where there's a lot of drugs about and that resonated with us because of all the stuff we had to fight through to become a band. The strange thing is that when you watch the movie with the drug addiction and murder, it evern looks like Newark, where we come from!" a few hours outside of New York. It's a complete goddamn The next day, when Hammer has unstuck its tonguewasteland. It's been shut down for about 20 years. It from the floor and tried to rub its aching pancreas better, we look for the band, but apparently they all got up What does it smell of?" we ask. to go sightseeing around Manchester at 5.30 this morning. "Dead bodies", he replies nonchalantly. 5.30am? That was only half an hour after Hammer went to bed! Later, after a lot of fannying about with gaffa tape says, "and during that period I was using substances and hairspray, the band finally say theyre ready to go out to overcome other substances. smells godawful." "Also, at the time I was drinking severely," Gerard "I could feel her finger in my eye... I thought my eyeball had burst" NO, ITS NOT A WEIRD GROUPIE STORY mcrscans.tumblr.com 40 METRIHAMMERCOUK "Id had a really bad year before the band and that helped me get out of it. My art career had gone down the like he could have stepped straight out of Flock Of shitter, 9/11 had just happened. I was quite close to that Seagulls, Gerard is a goth-rock marauder with raven- at the time and it affected me in a very bad way. I became black hair, torn black clothing and aviator shades, and like a hermit and just started drinking all the time and Matt, with his backwards cap and goatee beard, looks I didn't want to do anything with my life. And drinking like he's ready to walk on stage filling in for Metallica. and not doing anything else is the worst thing you can Frank is the most 'modern-looking guy in the band do in terms of depression. I had to go and see a therapist with his punctured face, gun and heart tattoos, and for the first time ever and she put me on antidepressants. asymmetrical haircut. Suddenly all their disparate looks But it wasn'tthe counselling or the drugs, it was the band gel and they look like a band should: a band of brothers. that got me out of my depression. I had a purpose again." "In this life you gotta do what you gotta do!" yells with his MC5/Mars Volta 'fro, the rake-thin Mikey looks All of the band have had similar experiences. "I think Gerard before pausing and adding, "And if that means you'll find none of us was the cool kid at school," offers doing a line of coke and getting a blow job, then that's Frank. "I felt like I never fitted in when I was younger and what you gotta do!" I think depression is a normal thing that happens in thatHammer ain't gonna argue, and by the end of the show situation. So a lot of those emotions go into our songs. there have been more members of the audience running We keep it in check now. Sometimes I go a little bit off the across the stage and diving off than those who haven't. rails but we keep each other in check. There's always beer After dragging Frank off for a quick curry in nearby around when you're on tour. You're more likely to get beer Rusholme, just to prove that all English food isn't shit, tickets than meal tickets." we rejoin the others in Manchester's premier rock bar, The reason that bands drink so much on tour is because Big Hands, where a dizzying array of beers are drunk of all of the downtime there is to kil. Matt, who doesnt by the band, and by the swelling ranks of girls who want drink that often, says: You'll get kids who are desperate to drink with them. to come backstage and when they run into the dressingWe leave them at about 3am, cavorting on the streets of room there will be, like, one guy asleep, two having a chat, Manchester, singing note-perfect impressions of English one watching the TV and another smoking a cigarettebands while dreaming about world domination. they always look so depressed, like they've walked into the wrong room. Why? You feel like saying, Look, you'd be having a better time if you were out at the bar." Frank agrees: The hour you're on stage and meeting the kids afterwards is what it's all about. It is the 22.5 GERARD WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE INTO HIS SACRED CRYPT hours of the day which is boring when you're on tour." But if last night's gig was incendiary, tonight's is certifiably cooler. Ray looks like a 1960s urban guerrilla If 'DUDE, WHERE'S MY EYE?" mcrscans.tumblr.com METALHAMM ERCOUK 41 mcrscans: My Chemical Romance (UK tour special, 2004) article for Metal Hammer Special, 2013 by John Doran, photography by John McMurtrie.
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thebibliosphere: yuleagin-nova: sidewalkwitch: hotbully: swamp: diasporagirl: i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks I fucking hate customers like this Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip. Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide. Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth. “We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.” : 9%D ooo Sprint LTE 3:20 PM Q Search So I took the wife out to dinner last night, and we have always talked about doing this. You put 5 singles out on the table at the beginning of dinner for the waiter/ waitress to see. (Don't say anything to them) if they mess up, you take a dollar away, and so on. At the end of dinner, how ever much is left, is their tip. I shit you not, you will receive the best service of your life. The waitress Kept looking at it as if she was confused. But she played her cards right, did a great job and received the whole 5 bucks. I did take away a dollar tho bec she forget the bread, but she bounced back and gave us extra. Haha all in all a great evening with my love and a good dinner experiment we both wanted to see play out. Try it, you will be surprised! AD LSa26665 39172063 Write a comment... Post thebibliosphere: yuleagin-nova: sidewalkwitch: hotbully: swamp: diasporagirl: i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks I fucking hate customers like this Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip. Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide. Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth. “We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.”
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Promiscuous things: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST PROMISCUOUS THINGS THEY'VE EVER DONE Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for fun. I fucked two roommates and they both wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It lasted until they both moved away. A few times, one had left my bed only hours earlier and the other entered. The fun part was how they each lied to the other about where they Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's it was just some random car. Also a LOT of people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari. One time I had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came back to my place, we watched a movie, had some wine, and then we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he left though, I was already horny again and this other guy I was talking to at the time (named John) texted me asking me what I was I ended up having sex with both John and Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest I fooled around with a girl I met at a party When she passed out I proceeded to fuck her boyfriend with her lying right next to us. Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two separate guys, 30 minutes between the two. One I'd had about a ten min conversation with, the other l'd not spoken to at all. They're mutual friends so I suspect that if they didn't know then, they do by now One time I showed my boobs for a Panini. I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my guy friends in the confessional at the Catholic church next door to our school. It was pitch black dark in that little wooden booth, so after a while we moved and fooled around some more in other areas of the church. Later he told me he felt really guilty about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that Had sex with my friend in the back of his car and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went to a party with my (recently made) ex boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of the night so he wouldn't see. When we left we went back to his house and had sex with the lights off and he ended up giving me hickies as well so when we turned on the lights he just thought that all the hickies I whipped out my b next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for inm I had a gangbang with three random guys streaming on a live webcam. 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk, got to his apartment to find out he lived with his identical twin brother (who was similarly intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with them at the same time. Not my best moment/probably ruined a family 1 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking in front of his roommate, roommate joins, they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't been fucked like that in over a year. One night stand success. In high school I gave a guy a blowjob outside in the bushes at a college we were visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only known each other for about fifteen minutes beforehand. Had just been dumped by the guy I was seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near my house where I then got absolutely shit faced and brought home two girls and a guy Vaguely remember pouring more drinks, some fun naked times with the girls and then passed out while giving the guy head. Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I Went home with my best friend and these two guys after the bars, halfway through we decided to switch partners. Lost all my self respect and shame that night. I'll have sex with just about any guy who asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that make me a whore? I had sex with my same gender cousin while we were both staying at his parent's house. AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to go. After all my friends found a girl and left a cute little stripper came up to me and asked why I was alone, she took me to the back for a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told me I was allowed to touch her and was instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and fucked her without a condom Got chlamydia Promiscuous things
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ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE. : 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
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ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE. : 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
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