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wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.: er
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manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
        

            
            

                
                
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manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.: er
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manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        latinkilledtheromans:
latinkilledtheromans:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

imoverallofit:

carnival-phantasm:


*Concern*

β€œWHY
WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF”

dude like what the fuck
i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning
but i swear
i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post
and it showed the dog all concerned
and the grey and white cat all concerned
and then someone photoshopped the obamaΒ β€œthen perish” eyes over the black cat
and i went to add it to my queue today
and there’s no obama eyes
like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening?

If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality!
Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare
: Johnny Chiodini
 @johnneh
 My wife took a bath and the pets - who
 all hate being washed - came into the
 bathroom to make sure she was OK
latinkilledtheromans:
latinkilledtheromans:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

imoverallofit:

carnival-phantasm:


*Concern*

β€œWHY
WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF”

dude like what the fuck
i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning
but i swear
i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post
and it showed the dog all concerned
and the grey and white cat all concerned
and then someone photoshopped the obamaΒ β€œthen perish” eyes over the black cat
and i went to add it to my queue today
and there’s no obama eyes
like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening?

If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality!
Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare

        

            
            

                
                
                    latinkilledtheromans:
latinkilledtheromans:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

imoverallofit:

carnival-phantasm:


*Concern*

β€œWHY
WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF”

dude like what the fuck
i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning
but i swear
i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post
and it showed the dog all concerned
and the grey and white cat all concerned
and then someone photoshopped the obamaΒ β€œthen perish” eyes over the black cat
and i went to add it to my queue today
and there’s no obama eyes
like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening?

If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality!
Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare
: Johnny Chiodini
 @johnneh
 My wife took a bath and the pets - who
 all hate being washed - came into the
 bathroom to make sure she was OK
latinkilledtheromans:
latinkilledtheromans:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

imoverallofit:

carnival-phantasm:


*Concern*

β€œWHY
WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF”

dude like what the fuck
i liked this post last night on my phone so that I could add it to my queue this morning
but i swear
i have the most distinct memory of seeing this post
and it showed the dog all concerned
and the grey and white cat all concerned
and then someone photoshopped the obamaΒ β€œthen perish” eyes over the black cat
and i went to add it to my queue today
and there’s no obama eyes
like … was that a dream? was it a different post? what is happening?

If you work hard, you too can make your dreams a reality!
Hopefully it doesn’t turn out into this nightmare

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        bitchimfukntired:

carnival-phantasm:
steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) β€œwoah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or β€œshe’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or β€œwith her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget β€œpalina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption β€œfinally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as β€œah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like β€œi jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and β€œthose tits should milk my cock dry” 
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history


LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU

Oh it’s so much better: bitchimfukntired:

carnival-phantasm:
steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) β€œwoah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or β€œshe’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or β€œwith her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget β€œpalina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption β€œfinally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as β€œah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like β€œi jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and β€œthose tits should milk my cock dry” 
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history


LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU

Oh it’s so much better
        

            
            

                
                
                    bitchimfukntired:

carnival-phantasm:
steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) β€œwoah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or β€œshe’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or β€œwith her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget β€œpalina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption β€œfinally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as β€œah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like β€œi jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and β€œthose tits should milk my cock dry” 
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history


LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU

Oh it’s so much better: bitchimfukntired:

carnival-phantasm:
steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!
these are two pretty well known german tv personalities
palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) β€œwoah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or β€œshe’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or β€œwith her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget β€œpalina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.
so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption β€œfinally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”
the media was quick to pick it up as β€œah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like β€œi jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and β€œthose tits should milk my cock dry” 
like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history


LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOXbfkosKU

Oh it’s so much better
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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