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muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group: S: Sofia created a poll. March 4 at 10:33 PM ever since i moved to Europe, almost every single meal i've shared someone, there comes a point where someone asks, 'how do you say "bon inenglish' and then i have appétit dobar tek / eet smakelijk / explain that this expression essentially doesn't exist in English except for the incredibly informal 'chow down' to which they always respond in mixture of horror or confusion. after all, 'bon appétit' comes from French and it often has an air of pretension or irony and 'enjoy your meal can really only be said by someone not participating in the meal or am i wrong? what English-only phrase do YOU say before a meal? welcome to flavortown bone app the teeth +78 let's eat +71 dig in! +58 Enjoy! +56 RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE +41 GRUB We luv our bread we luv our butter but +38 most of all we luv each other 1 0+ Commencing operation mastication +31 0+ i wanna munch +29 Bone apple tea +28 .. Osteoporosis 2 +19 G'appetite +16 --- Ah, I greatly consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh 0+ +16 eat up +14 17 OM NOM NOM NOM +10 0+ i think dogs should be able to vote +9 7 2468 dig in don't wait AMOE 0+ Blonde amputee +8 Help yourself +6 tuck in +6 time to dig in +6 shallmst we nom? +5 Boom map the sheets +4 Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay +4 Phone apple jeans +3 eat up martha +3 it's time to mönch...it's time to crönch +3 M food +2 happy masticating +2 muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
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mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch : TEA EGG WAFFLE IRONGRILLED 27:11 Every Way to Cook an Egg (59 Methods) | Bon Appétit Bon Appétit mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch
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hogwartsaheadcanon: college-survivalguide: xiphoidprocess: witch-of-form: draythebaemalfoy: marvilcomicsrock: sonianeverlime: justdoitdaily-fitblr: grilledcheese-samwich: finals im actually speechless I actually did this for math finals For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A* in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study” i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at alli got an a moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card. y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA. The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method! ‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’ ‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’ : ENERGY Sucr of dalk-hn sin. ines in a recctangin ak EPCOT seera PuPrsir/EES +p Arre CK. 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The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method! ‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’ ‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’

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