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Charlie, Creepy, and Respect: Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu When someone says "l am not politically correct," what I hear is"I don't really care how these words affect you.' ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people.  Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being. Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?” Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him? It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them.  Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences. ^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.
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America, Beer, and Church: Someone made a collage of headlines saying what millennials are Killing ow Millennials Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial hipster millennials are illing the Big Mac Are Millennials Killing Credit? are killing Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5 Workday,or Just How millennials killed the focus group Point Out That It's Dead? Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple Have Millennials Killed Serendipity Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How ilemials Are Ruining the hur dered By vwiseotial Murdered By Millennials. Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? McDonald's McWrap PHne Witbont Faliric Soltemen PG Ldket How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is llenlals Have KileKling Class Why Are Millennials Killing Milennials are now ruining the Olymples Are Millenials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses Millennials are allegedly ruining hotels for every other generation Here's How Millennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch MILLENNIALS WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISM INDUSTRY Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: Why aren't millennials Well done millennials-you've ly ruined handshakes for everyone How Millennials Killed J. Crew Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Will millennials kill Part One Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Millennials Are Millennials Killing the Vacation? home ownership Are Killing the Oil Industry Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kill the Millennials have officially golf industry Did Millennials Kill Fashion? ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Millennials leaving church in droves, Hangout Sicom How Millennials (Almost) Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much motorcycles, and that Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer [kiling Harley's sales Millennials are killing the to Kill Trees study findsMillennials are killing department storesKilled the Wine Cork viking-badger: althor42: tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili) I honestly hope we kill at least half of those things tag urself i’m killing gyms

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Bad, New York, and News: If you've ever wanted to travel to New York in the same time it takes to watch The Gadfather: Part 2 then we've got sone good news for you Famed billionaire Richard Branson is backing a brand spanking new supersonic jet known as the Boom which is 2.6 tmes faster than any current commercial airliner, reports The Guardian. The Boom's capable of travelling from London ta New York City in just three and a half hours or 210 minutes The Godfather Part 2 comes in at 202 minutes including creditsl making it even faster than Concorde 2.6x FASTER THAN ANY OTHER AIRLINER Mach 2.2 is 1,451 MPH 26x faster than other arlners. ナ The reasan the plane's so fast is because it's made of lightweight carbon-fibre composites which give it a top speed o 1.451 miesper hour while carrying a maximum of forty passengers. what they value m Time Sir Richard Branson explained his decision to back the new super plane saying he's passionate about aerospace innovaban The tycoon said. 1 have long been passionate about aerospace innovation and the development of high-speed commercial lights. As an innovator in the space, Virgin Galactic's decisi屾to work with Boom was an easy one. Through Virgin Galactie's manufacturing anm, the Spaceship Company, we will provide engineering and manufactuning services, aloag with flight test support and operations as part of our shared ambitions rs hoped the plane will enter into active testing next year but before you star dreaming of easy trans-Allantic travel we do have some bad news NYC $2,500 3hrs 15min hrs 45min " San Francisco S3.250 孖hessrs 30min 5hrs 30min Los Angeles 53,500 Shrs 6hrs 45min hrs 15min A ticket on the jet will cost an eye-watering $5.000 (53.500 which is a significant chunk of change. Maybe we l stick to Ryanair... IM BROKE Richard Branson’s New Jet Will Fly From London To New York In Three Hours

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Being Alone, Cheating, and Fuck You: what's youur # again babe? 422 not this again, just call my room number if you don't beieve me If there s twa things I hate, its cheaters and liars: and when you ve been with ane, you develog a knackfor spoting even he smallest of delails Now normally, being perceptive with your SO and catching the uttle things will get yau rewarded, and sometmes those rewards migbt be in the farm of sests from a business trip. Drly in this case, the serts from this girl'strig to Atianta are meant as a distraction fram the main event and that somecne else is geting to see the real shaw It's always the little details in the background or fereground that will get you caught 5:02 PM AT&T LTE * 87% KMessages Jackie Today 4:36 PM Hey baby! Finally got to the hotel, about to take a sorry my flight was a little late e keep going are you alone? of course! LOLI don't know anyone in Atlanta oh ok, what's your room # again babe? 1422 not this again, just call my room number if you don't believe me I just asked to be connected to you and they said no Jackie was staying in the hotel. I asked if Tom was and the connected to me to room 1422.I can't believe you think I'm this Organizing a trip with your fucking boss and pretending lik you're going alone. I knew something was going on between you two BTW theres a suitcase in the 2nd picture you sent me that I know isn't yours so don't even try to deny it All your shit will be waiting outside for you in trash bags when you get back. Have fun fucking Tom and FUCK YOU And...Boom! 00m HAVE A POTATO When sexting while cheating, always check the background
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80s, Gif, and Girls: fatima @fatimafiroz1 Follow Maybe if the US didn't bomb the country for the last 15 years there'd be more athletes Laura laura @jaureguihug how countries like afghanistan were walking in front of us with like 5 athletes and we came out with 400 mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: faramosh: sniffyjenkins: mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: explainguncontrolandsafespaces: It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without “bombing” people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured. “at war for 1000′s of years” you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east here’s Afghanistan in the 1950′s, 60′s, 70′s if you really want to know what caused all the instability growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80′s It’s interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70′s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed funded ( who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a “war on Islam” fought against the central government. The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy you have no one to blame but yourselves. BLESS THIS POST @mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia marry me for this post lmao when’s the khastgari? Boom

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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren't a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and t genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was probably even under 5'0. I mean I was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring,I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules: e you must wear a mouth guard and gloves e no hits below the belt That's pretty much it. Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven-who has since passed, bless his soul-paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! I had a fight boiling in my blood Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high- ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation. Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!" and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn't even put his hands up. He was laughing at me sneering, the whole nine yards. "I'll give you a free one." he joked and he slapped his side. "You barely weigh 100 pounds and you're a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me." And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty- ass braces. And I heard a crack Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody's business, and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they're laughing so hard they look like they're about to pee themselves. They think it's a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you And meanwhile he is just crying. I broke one of his ribs And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, "Don't you know that women are made of pain? IAM SCREAMING 25,284 notes What little girls are made ofomg-humor.tumblr.com
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