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Some Monday morning work tips for you😂 go follow @jokezar for more: Swearing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, reatise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your teelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner . Try think you could do with more training Instead You don't have a "ing dlue. Saying: : do you? Instead She's a f"ing power-crazy of:btch Instead And when the f" do you Of oxpect me to do this? instead F off a"so-hole 2. Try She's an aggressive go-getter Saying Try Perhaps I can work late 4. Try I'm certain that isn't feasible 5. Try Really? 6. Try 7. Try wasn't involved in the project. 8. Try That's interesting 9. Try I'm not sure this can be implemented Instead No f"ing chance mate. 10 Try t will be tight, but II try to schedule t in Instead Why the f" didnt you tel 11. Try He's not familiar with the issues 12 Try Excuse me, sir? 13. Try of course, I was only going to be at instead Yeah, who needs "ing Saying Saying Saying: Saying Saying: Saying: Saying: within the given timescale Saying Saying: Saying Saying: home anyway Of: Instead Well " me backwards with of: a telegraph pole Perhaps you should check with. inead Tell someone who gives a of: Instead Not my "ing problem mate Instead What the or o: me that yesterday? Instead He's got his head up his fe ing a'se Instead oi, face. holidays anyway Some Monday morning work tips for you😂 go follow @jokezar for more
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<p>Some Ex-Servicemen Have Been Using Foul Language With Colleagues. They Are Told Use These Innovative Phrases.</p>: Some Ex-Servicemen Have Been Using Foul Language With Colleagues. They Are Told Use These Innovative Phrases. Swearing At Work Dear Staff It has been brought to the Managing Director's attention that some ex-servicemen throughout the organisation have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their civilian work colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may have been easily offended this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1.Try Saying: "I think you could do with more training." Instead Of: "You don't have a fucking clue do you Lofty ?" 2.Try Saying: "She's an aggressive go-getter." Instead Of: "She's a fucking power-crazy bitch." 3.Try Saying: "Perhaps I can work late." Instead Of: "And when the fuck do you expect me to do this ?" 4.Try Saying: "I'm certain that isn't feasible." Instead Of: "Fuck off you arsehole!" 5.Try Saying: "Really ?" Instead Of: "Well, fuck me sideways with a telegraph pole ! 6.Try Saying: "Perhaps you should check with.. Instead Of: "Tell someone who actually gives a fuck!" <p>Some Ex-Servicemen Have Been Using Foul Language With Colleagues. They Are Told Use These Innovative Phrases.</p>
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