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80s, Drinking, and Eminem: @karllscott "how old are you" me: Windows Media Payer Now Playing Library Rip Sync Burn 977 The Hitz Channel Radio . 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72.186.10 1040 1074 00:12 angelique. b_bodai Replying to @karllscott and @kerkreids me 3D Pinbll BALL 9500 Plauer 1 Hit Mission Targets To Select Mission tatiana ME! @listentosigrid Replying to @karllscott and @lalisaswift but also LimeWire: Enabling Open Information Sharing File Yiew Navigation Resources Tools Help LimeWire Monitor Library Search 86) Filter Results: Media Name .Size Sp. All (3) )Outkast - Ghetto Musickm 11 Dem Franchize Boyz -On Top o... mp3 3,425. .T3 r. 128 8 Musical - Rent -525600 Minutes mp3 3,844.. .T3 r.. 160 2 Afroman - Because l Got High (M.. mpg 33,35. .Modem 2 Jay-z Jay Music Videos Dirt..mpg 47,19...Modem 2 7 Jay-Z- Jay - Music Videos- Dirt Off Your Shor Audio mp3 5,528... T3 or 192 Programs Video Emniom Artist Fort Minor 70's & 80's Music Nancy 2 aLirWayne - Fireman (Musi rish Drinking Songs 2Chingy Right Thur Music Video .. mpg 39,43...Modem 2pac Ft. Outlawz & Val Young . mp3 5,133 192 Eminem Stan (Full Uncut Versio... mpeg 83,22.. . Modem @lD12 & Eminem-Fight Music mp3 6,170…Modem 192 Techno - Abercrombie & Fitch - . mp3 4,044.. T3 o .. 128 MC Hammer & Vailla Ice- Play T.. mp3 4,644.. . T3 or . 128 House music-Techno - Dance Ra.. mp3 4,045... T3 or .. 128 dd 纽DJ Tiesto -li e@Heineken Mus..zip 851,7,.cable/. Juelz Santana Musical-Rent Album All (8) 1970 Those Fabulous '70s Devil's Night (Advance) Ghettomusick YLS Back To Search Download Browse Host Stop Search Junk tmagnetmix.comTt Purchase Limewire PRO to help us make downloads faster DI Lime Wire bledia Player hanif halimi @hanifgenzo Replying to @karllscot Windows Live Messenger Sian in to Windows Live Messenger example555@hotmail.com Password Can't sign in? Sign in as: Available- □ Remember my ID and password Sign me in automatically Cancel Sign in Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up Privacy statment Terms of use Options
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80s, Drinking, and Eminem: @karllscott "how old are you" me: Windows Media Payer Now Playing Library Rip Sync Burn 977 The Hitz Channel Radio . 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72.186.10 1040 1074 00:12 angelique. b_bodai Replying to @karllscott and @kerkreids me 3D Pinbll BALL 9500 Plauer 1 Hit Mission Targets To Select Mission tatiana ME! @listentosigrid Replying to @karllscott and @lalisaswift but also LimeWire: Enabling Open Information Sharing File Yiew Navigation Resources Tools Help LimeWire Monitor Library Search 86) Filter Results: Media Name .Size Sp. All (3) )Outkast - Ghetto Musickm 11 Dem Franchize Boyz -On Top o... mp3 3,425. .T3 r. 128 8 Musical - Rent -525600 Minutes mp3 3,844.. .T3 r.. 160 2 Afroman - Because l Got High (M.. mpg 33,35. .Modem 2 Jay-z Jay Music Videos Dirt..mpg 47,19...Modem 2 7 Jay-Z- Jay - Music Videos- Dirt Off Your Shor Audio mp3 5,528... T3 or 192 Programs Video Emniom Artist Fort Minor 70's & 80's Music Nancy 2 aLirWayne - Fireman (Musi rish Drinking Songs 2Chingy Right Thur Music Video .. mpg 39,43...Modem 2pac Ft. Outlawz & Val Young . mp3 5,133 192 Eminem Stan (Full Uncut Versio... mpeg 83,22.. . Modem @lD12 & Eminem-Fight Music mp3 6,170…Modem 192 Techno - Abercrombie & Fitch - . mp3 4,044.. T3 o .. 128 MC Hammer & Vailla Ice- Play T.. mp3 4,644.. . T3 or . 128 House music-Techno - Dance Ra.. mp3 4,045... T3 or .. 128 dd 纽DJ Tiesto -li e@Heineken Mus..zip 851,7,.cable/. Juelz Santana Musical-Rent Album All (8) 1970 Those Fabulous '70s Devil's Night (Advance) Ghettomusick YLS Back To Search Download Browse Host Stop Search Junk tmagnetmix.comTt Purchase Limewire PRO to help us make downloads faster DI Lime Wire bledia Player hanif halimi @hanifgenzo Replying to @karllscot Windows Live Messenger Sian in to Windows Live Messenger example555@hotmail.com Password Can't sign in? Sign in as: Available- □ Remember my ID and password Sign me in automatically Cancel Sign in Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up Privacy statment Terms of use Options
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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: “I went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. 😂 NAW. NAW NAW NAW 😂. As basic Caucasian women say: “literally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, “deadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said “bish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel said“WHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say “there is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said “the ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED 🤗 (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me 😂 bless up 😂😂😂)
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Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂
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