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So you need to sword fight a T. rex: penfairy I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate penfairy For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What is the truth??17? excessively-english-little-b Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be considering T, rex instead? Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time soon. According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you if it grabs you If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you, Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs. As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T rex butt naked with swords T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you moved or not. " .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any other hunting bird. So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy τ rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs. protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through. Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the Jaws of Death. These " I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex . Gastralia Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal As far as attack goes, the belly is not as weak a s pot as it seems. So, point to Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid. Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan of attack My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs #go for the throat is how wolverine did it #science side of tumblr So you need to sword fight a T. rex
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mcrscans: My Chemical Romance (UK tour special, 2004) article for Metal Hammer Special, 2013 by John Doran, photography by John McMurtrie.: 0 IN MID-2004, WITH THE GLOBAL DOMINATION THAT WAS TO COME JUST A MURMUR ON THE HORIZON, WE FOLLOWED MCR AROUND THE UK FOR ONE OF THEIR VERY FIRST METAL HAMMER FEATURES WORDS: JOHN DORAN PHOTOS: JOHN McMURTRIE mcrscans.tumblr.com G- prepared for the accident that was to happen tonight at premier sauna-cum-venue, The Garage. During erard Way had been having premonitions that he was going to be blinded for months. The lead an eviscerating performance, Gerard throws himself singer of My Chemical Romancetoward the crowd just as one particularly lust-crazed kept on seeing it happen in dreams and each time he would young woman thrusts her arms up to touch him. Gerard, now wearing onyx-black shades, takes up the story: "I head-banged into her finger and it went right in my eye. It was the weirdest feeling. It was painful but the worst thing was how weird it was. I could feel her finger in my eye and all this really warm fluid running down my face. I thought my eyeball had burst and I just kept on thinking about the dreams I'd been having about wake up in a cold sweat, shaking. So he was almost going blind. I was like, 'Dude, I've lost this left eye: But the finger was right back into my socket around the eyeball where all the tendons and shit are. It made LEAP OF FAITH: THE MCRMY PILE IN ANK GENUFLECTS AT HE ALTAR OF SCREAM 38 METLHAMNERCOUK THE BROTHERS WAY: DIVVENT MESS garage RISTOR music "DOESTHE NUMBER 30 GO FROM HERE MATE?" a really weird slurping noise when she took it out.the outfit) from Newark, NJ, who, despite only having Metal Hammer has very strict rules about what girls acouple of single releases in this country, are starting can and cannot stick into its various orifices and this should definitely be a no-no. Gerard and the rest of themuch for their own safety, then they do about their fans. band are sitting around sharing coffee, beers and soft They walk out on stage to hand out bottles of water to drinks, waiting for their Manchester Hop And Grape show the people at the front and regularly douse the ones who soundcheck this evening and telling us all about how they look like they need it. They also try to protect their fans are beginning to take off in this country-while swapping from the carnage on stage if they get up there. It's Metal gig injury stories. Gerard reckons it would have been cool Hammers view that moshing is a good thing because it in a way to have lost his eye, saying: "Can you imagine gives people the chance to have catharsis and get the how cool it would be to wear an eyepatch on stage?" to cause a huge stir over here. And if they don't care violence out that is in us all without hurting anyone else You'd be the screamo Bluebeard!", adds taciturr drummer Matt Pelissier. All of the band have horror stories in this country under the age of 40 was made to go to one to tell when it comes to playing live and, watching thepunk or screamo gig a week then football violence would powerhouse performance that they put on, you can't help probably die out overnight. But Gerard still thinks there's but feel they should take out a hell of a lot more personal anegative element to it sometimes, saying: "Some of it injury insurance. "Frank [Iero] hit me in the face with the is macho bullshit. Some of the nu metal acts were just head of his guitar one night and it was bleeding so much encouraging violence for violence's sake. It gives punk that my entire face was covered in blood," says Ray Toro, rck a bad name and it makes it harder for the kids. Their the Afro-haired guitarist. "It was like a mask of blood." parents aren't going to let them go and watch bands if (usually). In fact, we'd go so far as to say that if everyone "We're a really physical band on stage," adds Gerard.they go and get the shit kicked out of them." "I slipped a couple of discs in my back on tour. Frank hasThe Garage is heaving hours before the gig even starts broken his wrist. We've all been hurt." It was the gig the night before when we first met up with the five-piece (Gerard's brother Mikey plays bass in and people keep on coming up to Gerard in the pub beforehand. He's nearly mobbed at one point by two girls coming out of McDonald's. "Oh! My! God!" says "We've all been hurt GERARD ON SOME OF THE NOT-SO-MUCH-PERKS OF THE JOB mcrscans.tumblr.com METALHAMMERCOUK 39 VEHICLES AND CONTENTS ARE LEFT ENTIRELY AT OWNERS RISK MCR'S WARM-UP YOGA one with hermouth full of Curly Wurly McFlurry "My! Chemical! Romance! for a quick pint. Now Gerard's got over the fear of nearly becoming a rocknrolcyclops, he can explain the genesis. And you can see why they're starting to attract this of their strange name. "The name is taken from an Irvine kind of attention when the gig kicks off. Within seconds Welsh book. Me and Mikey were looking at a copy of Ecstasy, of the first song, Gerard is in the crowd, screaming and thrashing like a younger, better-looking Casey Chaos. Their music is reminiscent of other emo/post-hardcoreChemical Romance mean so much on so many different bands such as Funeral For A Friend and Hundred Reasons, levels. It seemed to be the only way to describe the music. but they have a scruffier, punkier edge, which comes fromAnd in another way, Trainspotting is generally set in this the fact that they're all massive fans of Black Flag. and on the inside it said, Three tales of chemical romance." The de facto leader of the group adds: "Well, the words area with people getting caught up in a scene and a vibe The band, it has to be said, as nice as they are, don't appear to be very rock'n'roll. Hammer groans inwardly when it gets on the tour bus, as the two DVDs that are out on show are Dungeons & Dragons, the cartoon, and a stop-motion animation of Wind In The Willows. Nearly all the band go straight to bed, leaving Hammer Matt, who looks like he would sooner be pulling his own up with just Matt and the drummers from Hondo Macleanteeth out with pliers than being interviewed, perks up and The Bled, drinking Stella, listening to Refused and slightly and says, "Newark is in the State of New Jersey, talking about hi-hats. C-c-c-call the cops! where there's a lot of drugs about and that resonated with us because of all the stuff we had to fight through to become a band. The strange thing is that when you watch the movie with the drug addiction and murder, it evern looks like Newark, where we come from!" a few hours outside of New York. It's a complete goddamn The next day, when Hammer has unstuck its tonguewasteland. It's been shut down for about 20 years. It from the floor and tried to rub its aching pancreas better, we look for the band, but apparently they all got up What does it smell of?" we ask. to go sightseeing around Manchester at 5.30 this morning. "Dead bodies", he replies nonchalantly. 5.30am? That was only half an hour after Hammer went to bed! Later, after a lot of fannying about with gaffa tape says, "and during that period I was using substances and hairspray, the band finally say theyre ready to go out to overcome other substances. smells godawful." "Also, at the time I was drinking severely," Gerard "I could feel her finger in my eye... I thought my eyeball had burst" NO, ITS NOT A WEIRD GROUPIE STORY mcrscans.tumblr.com 40 METRIHAMMERCOUK "Id had a really bad year before the band and that helped me get out of it. My art career had gone down the like he could have stepped straight out of Flock Of shitter, 9/11 had just happened. I was quite close to that Seagulls, Gerard is a goth-rock marauder with raven- at the time and it affected me in a very bad way. I became black hair, torn black clothing and aviator shades, and like a hermit and just started drinking all the time and Matt, with his backwards cap and goatee beard, looks I didn't want to do anything with my life. And drinking like he's ready to walk on stage filling in for Metallica. and not doing anything else is the worst thing you can Frank is the most 'modern-looking guy in the band do in terms of depression. I had to go and see a therapist with his punctured face, gun and heart tattoos, and for the first time ever and she put me on antidepressants. asymmetrical haircut. Suddenly all their disparate looks But it wasn'tthe counselling or the drugs, it was the band gel and they look like a band should: a band of brothers. that got me out of my depression. I had a purpose again." "In this life you gotta do what you gotta do!" yells with his MC5/Mars Volta 'fro, the rake-thin Mikey looks All of the band have had similar experiences. "I think Gerard before pausing and adding, "And if that means you'll find none of us was the cool kid at school," offers doing a line of coke and getting a blow job, then that's Frank. "I felt like I never fitted in when I was younger and what you gotta do!" I think depression is a normal thing that happens in thatHammer ain't gonna argue, and by the end of the show situation. So a lot of those emotions go into our songs. there have been more members of the audience running We keep it in check now. Sometimes I go a little bit off the across the stage and diving off than those who haven't. rails but we keep each other in check. There's always beer After dragging Frank off for a quick curry in nearby around when you're on tour. You're more likely to get beer Rusholme, just to prove that all English food isn't shit, tickets than meal tickets." we rejoin the others in Manchester's premier rock bar, The reason that bands drink so much on tour is because Big Hands, where a dizzying array of beers are drunk of all of the downtime there is to kil. Matt, who doesnt by the band, and by the swelling ranks of girls who want drink that often, says: You'll get kids who are desperate to drink with them. to come backstage and when they run into the dressingWe leave them at about 3am, cavorting on the streets of room there will be, like, one guy asleep, two having a chat, Manchester, singing note-perfect impressions of English one watching the TV and another smoking a cigarettebands while dreaming about world domination. they always look so depressed, like they've walked into the wrong room. Why? You feel like saying, Look, you'd be having a better time if you were out at the bar." Frank agrees: The hour you're on stage and meeting the kids afterwards is what it's all about. It is the 22.5 GERARD WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE INTO HIS SACRED CRYPT hours of the day which is boring when you're on tour." But if last night's gig was incendiary, tonight's is certifiably cooler. Ray looks like a 1960s urban guerrilla If 'DUDE, WHERE'S MY EYE?" mcrscans.tumblr.com METALHAMM ERCOUK 41 mcrscans: My Chemical Romance (UK tour special, 2004) article for Metal Hammer Special, 2013 by John Doran, photography by John McMurtrie.
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the-arachnid-king: dealanexmachina: iithoughtofyoutoday: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: Marvel made this shit (note how most of the fans in it are brown). Marvel saw that people didn’t like “Captain is a n*zi” but reacted in that way.  links: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/921773022666780672 https://twitter.com/thalestral/status/922083006730432512 submitted by anon ________________ thanks anon! So for those that don’t get it they’re being clearly racist and anti semitic in their depiction of the people that didn’t like Hydra!Cap. mod m You remember Nick Spencer, right?   Anyway this is his incredibly mature and measured response to his critics. Imagine being this terrible.  Note - this is from Marvel’s Not Brand Ecch! #14 out November 15th Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed fans, and later retailers, for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed diversity for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel created the milkshake controversy after being rightly accused of not having as diverse a creative team as they claimed. Friendly reminder that Marvel tried to partner with Northrupp Grumman, the fifth largest weapons manufacturer in the United States, and nearly released a piece of propaganda to children on behalf of said weapons manufacturer. And they only cancelled it due to the massive backlash they received. Friendly reminder that Marvel’s X-Men Gold artist tried to hide an antisemitic message in his art and it somehow made it past the editors. Friendly reminder that Marvel has been publishing poorly written and poorly drawn comics that people aren’t buying for said reasons. : -HE WAS THE SENTINEL OF LIBERTY. THE LEADER OF THE AVENGERS-UNTIL A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY- THE RED SKULL TURNED HIM INTO AN AGENT OF HYDRA! FOR MONTHS, HE'S BEEN HIDING IN THE SHADOWS, MANIPULATING THE HEROES AND THE COUNTRY--AND TODAY HE STANDS POISED TO LAUNCH HIS ATTACK AND CEMENT HIS GREATEST VICTORY... AND NOw TO UNVEIL TO THE WORLD MY SUPER-SECRET PLAN ITS TIME EVERYONE LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT ME--THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO REVEAL HAIL HYDRA GEND No!!! Repo This is arn outrage Catch these hands beautiful son My 80,000 word illaf essay on why this is bad (link My roommate made $70 an hour working from home Take your shirt off gibberish) predictable Die in a fire In Russia Hydra hails Delete your account My cat is crying now nice job YIKES. THIS IS IT, TRUE BELIEVER! SOME CALL IT BLOATED SOME CALL IT OFFENSIVE--WE CALL IT AN EPIC EVENT IN THE MIGHTY MARVEL TRADITION! (REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR DIGNITY) PROUDLY PRESENTS...- the-arachnid-king: dealanexmachina: iithoughtofyoutoday: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: Marvel made this shit (note how most of the fans in it are brown). Marvel saw that people didn’t like “Captain is a n*zi” but reacted in that way.  links: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/921773022666780672 https://twitter.com/thalestral/status/922083006730432512 submitted by anon ________________ thanks anon! So for those that don’t get it they’re being clearly racist and anti semitic in their depiction of the people that didn’t like Hydra!Cap. mod m You remember Nick Spencer, right?   Anyway this is his incredibly mature and measured response to his critics. Imagine being this terrible.  Note - this is from Marvel’s Not Brand Ecch! #14 out November 15th Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed fans, and later retailers, for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel blamed diversity for their poor sales. Friendly reminder that Marvel created the milkshake controversy after being rightly accused of not having as diverse a creative team as they claimed. Friendly reminder that Marvel tried to partner with Northrupp Grumman, the fifth largest weapons manufacturer in the United States, and nearly released a piece of propaganda to children on behalf of said weapons manufacturer. And they only cancelled it due to the massive backlash they received. Friendly reminder that Marvel’s X-Men Gold artist tried to hide an antisemitic message in his art and it somehow made it past the editors. Friendly reminder that Marvel has been publishing poorly written and poorly drawn comics that people aren’t buying for said reasons.
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papi-chulo-bucky: rainbowwhimsyart: backstageleft: nonespark: a-littlebit-ofsunshine: palewansickly: OMG. This. Changes. Everything. Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine! OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE. THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY. Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself): They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant!  JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER. I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS. Don’t forget! ♥️ : Howlrememberwhether Ive already taken my pills. morning dose taken lash night dose taken lash git papi-chulo-bucky: rainbowwhimsyart: backstageleft: nonespark: a-littlebit-ofsunshine: palewansickly: OMG. This. Changes. Everything. Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine! OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE. THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY. Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself): They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant!  JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER. I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS. Don’t forget! ♥️

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imsobadatnicknames: ftm-liamxezra: This is my dad on my 21st birthday. It has taken him 21 years to call me his son. It’s taken 21 years for him to tell me that he’s proud of me. It’s taken him 21 years to tell me that he loves me. It’s taken us 21 years to love each other. When I first came out as transgender my dad didn’t understand and so he reacted with hatred, anger and disappointment. He shamed me for my gender expression and we had to cut off communication. But after my chest surgery in December of 2016 he finally opened his eyes to how happy I finally was. He made the decision to attend rehab and therapy to better himself and focus on his own mental health issues in order to restore our relationship. Since my surgery he’s been nothing but loving and supportive. He always calls me Liam and uses the correct pronouns. He calls me his son and we’re more connected now then ever. In these photos I’m opening a birthday present from my dad. His present was a black ball cap that read “The Jet-Lag Club”. He explained that it was a bar in Japan only for international flight crews. A bar that his father had gone to and he had frequently gone to as well. He got the hat from being such a frequent customer, but it has closed since and now there is no possible was to get one of these hats. He told me it’s his most prized possession. And then he handed it to me and said… “It’s yours now. It’s tradition, from father to son.” Remember that people can grow and change. They can accept and love even after hatred emerged. Remember that people can see who you are. Don’t give up just yet, things can change and they can get better. @xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx: Handle w ith care SON his mind to imsobadatnicknames: ftm-liamxezra: This is my dad on my 21st birthday. It has taken him 21 years to call me his son. It’s taken 21 years for him to tell me that he’s proud of me. It’s taken him 21 years to tell me that he loves me. It’s taken us 21 years to love each other. When I first came out as transgender my dad didn’t understand and so he reacted with hatred, anger and disappointment. He shamed me for my gender expression and we had to cut off communication. But after my chest surgery in December of 2016 he finally opened his eyes to how happy I finally was. He made the decision to attend rehab and therapy to better himself and focus on his own mental health issues in order to restore our relationship. Since my surgery he’s been nothing but loving and supportive. He always calls me Liam and uses the correct pronouns. He calls me his son and we’re more connected now then ever. In these photos I’m opening a birthday present from my dad. His present was a black ball cap that read “The Jet-Lag Club”. He explained that it was a bar in Japan only for international flight crews. A bar that his father had gone to and he had frequently gone to as well. He got the hat from being such a frequent customer, but it has closed since and now there is no possible was to get one of these hats. He told me it’s his most prized possession. And then he handed it to me and said… “It’s yours now. It’s tradition, from father to son.” Remember that people can grow and change. They can accept and love even after hatred emerged. Remember that people can see who you are. Don’t give up just yet, things can change and they can get better. @xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx

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Tweets from a guy who falls in love, and she gets murdered.: This Guy Fell In Love With A Woman Who Was Murdered. He Then Tweets What He Did Next Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14 11-33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me. 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride tooka hit. /22/14, 11:35 PM 24 AETWEETS 8 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So all the while I'm thinking maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 PM 26 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it. /22/14. 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him ike that 8/22/14, 11 38 PM 26 RETNEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven awson I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11.39 PM 27 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. 8/22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho B/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES Tweets from a guy who falls in love, and she gets murdered.
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A ten-tweet epic: Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14. 11:33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. 8/22/14, 11:35 PM 24 RETWEETS 8FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven MrLawson So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 P 26 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it 8/22/14, 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with hinm like that 8/22/14, 11:38 PM 26 RETWEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11:39 PM 27 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. /22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 8/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES A ten-tweet epic
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A ten-tweet epic #meme #funny #blackpeopletwitter #lmao: Ludwig Van Baethoven Story time. So back in my youth was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14. 11:33 PM 22 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 24 RETWEETS 9 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14, 11:34 PM 25 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. 8/22/14, 11:35 PM 24 RETWEETS 8FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven MrLawson So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 P 26 RETWEETS 1O FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it 8/22/14, 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with hinm like that 8/22/14, 11:38 PM 26 RETWEETS B FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line 8/22/14, 11:39 PM 27 RETWEETS 10 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. /22/14, 11:40 PM 28 RETWEETS 11 FAVORITES Ludwig Van Baethoven Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 8/22/14, 11:41 PM 30 RETWEETS 15 FAVORITES A ten-tweet epic #meme #funny #blackpeopletwitter #lmao
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memehumor: I posted a screen cap of The Last Guardian on Facebook and this guy lost his mind over it.: Well let's see the Xbox One's THIS GAME IS SO PRETTY Wireless connectivity is stronger it allows for a 2.5 gigahertz in the new or 5 Gigahertz plus it has a larger bandwidth vs you were spoty PS4 connection with only 2.5 gigahertz... although your PS4 allows for an upgrade for space butt its only internal and maxes out at 1TB so its go-big-or-go home vs the Xbox One you're allowed to have this much hard drive space that you can buy so if have a 6TB hard drive I could connect 6TB to my Xbox One can't do that with the ps4, GPU power both of an AMD chip... the Xbone has a custonm 1.75GHz AMD 8-core CPU vs your ps4 which only had a 1 6GHz AND 8-core CPU which is 10% more processing 4 boasts a 1.84 teraflop GPU hat's based on AMD's Radeon technology. The Xbox One graphics chip, also with an AMD Radeon GPU, has a pipeline for 1.31 terafops, but xbone released the an update june 2016 to release those remaining teraflops for kinwxt free games, whlich gives the Ps4 sharper graphics whoopie fucking a doo know that graphics dont make the game. both have 8 Gigs of RAM but we a lknow that it isn't the size of the RAM it's how it is used, P34 went with a faster BGB GDDR5 memory while Xbone went with a slower bandwidth 8GB DDR3 variety, but wait neither system allocate all of the memory for the developers to use it leaves some for the operatng systems, no dur.but PS4 reserves up to 3.5GB for its operating system leaving developers with 4.5GB, according to documentation. They can sometimes access an extra 1GB of Texible" memory when its available but thats not guaranteed. Vs Xbone "guaranteed memory" amounts to a slightly higher 5G8 for Tag Photo 9 Add Location / Edit Ah no PC is master race LikeComment Share PC will always master race, and im not buthurt Im just tred of every fuck head with a PS4 thinking they are the best guess what your not. . PS4 players are like a guy talks shit before a ight but when it comes down to geting dirty they turn away like coward, or they repeat themselves like Trump... I dont hear Xbone players saying were better, wanna know why CAUSE THEY Like Reply Yesterday at 3:51pm I'm playing it right now. Thats a screen Like Reply Yesterday at 4:00pm ool... again I state best thing What the fuck is going on here? He Unlike Reply 04-14 hrs you had to choose between the ps4 or xbone which one is Beter Like Reply Yesterday at 4:45pm The only voice of reason the two consoles that have a different outer shell hey are both on the same fucking Hardware in the same fucking software they get the same updates at the exact same goddamn time the only difference is that I found in both of them is that PS4's network secunity sucks cock Like Reply Yesterday at 10 19pm system takes up a steady 3GB. Reeks out a 0.5GB win with more for developers, well let's go to my favorite subject basketball ability Xbox one has backwards compatbility and thne list is con nuously growing, PS4 ofters backwards compatibility but only through PS Now streaming and itdoesn't help that you have to purchase and play monthly fee to keep it, other than that fuckers, I have dont care which of these consoles is placed in front of my face I'm going to play the fuck out of it, why you may ask, cause once and I will say it again INOT A BAISED BITCH AND IDON'T CAREI nsole for exclusives only I buy a console because lenjoy the games that are on it Like Reply-Yesterday at 10.20pm Like Reply-1-Yesterday at 1021pm He just lost his mind here. memehumor: I posted a screen cap of The Last Guardian on Facebook and this guy lost his mind over it.
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