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Future, How Many Times, and News: Alex Hirsch @ AlexHirsch News outlets should have to refer to mass shooters simply as "Shooter #86, Shooter #87" etc Never say their names, never show their faces, never promise future copycats a shred of glory, only present them as the grim growing statistic they are Alex Hirsch @ AlexHirsch Itll help us keep track of how many times we've failed as a society AND remind wannabe shooters how deeply unspecial and uncool their violent urges are. No glory for these monsters It’s the only way copycats will lose interest

It’s the only way copycats will lose interest

College, Memes, and Shit: corset-combat sammiethesamurai Follow picking a college major based on a slight interest you kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling extreme makeover home edition he kinda likes elephants or sum shit and getting his bedroom turned into a wildlife sanctuary Source: studentlifepro... 13,902 notes You got me there 🤔

Crush, Hey, and Interest: Me: hey Crush: INTEREST

College, Shit, and Home: picking a college major based on a slight interest you kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling extreme makeover home edition he kinda likes elephants or sum shit and getting his bedroom turned into a wildlife sanctuary

Latinos, Memes, and Mexican: I don't know who needs to see this, but here it is stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you Lmaoo 😩😩😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

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Funny, Lol, and Who: I don't know who needs to see this, but here it is. stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you Tag this friend lol

Tag this friend lol

College, Shit, and Home: kayla smith @kaysmith925 picking a college major based on a slight interest you kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling extreme makeover home edition he kinda likes elephants or sum shit and getting his bedroom turned into a wildlife sanctuary Seriously 😅

Philosophy, Principal, and Com: AFTER FIVE YEARS,I FINALLY PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN THE INTEREST PORTION .: NOW! HAVE 15 YEARS TO PAY OFF THE PRINCIPAL imgfip.com I try to be philosophical about it b/c of my philosophy degree

I try to be philosophical about it b/c of my philosophy degree

Facts, Memes, and 🤖: I don't know who needs to see this, but here it is. stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you Facts BVIP

Facts BVIP

Boxing, Fire, and Gym: @MikeTyson left behind a turbulent young life when at age 14, he moved upstate from Brooklyn to Catskill, N.Y., where he trained at Cus D’Amato’s legendary boxing gym. It was the early 1980s, Kid Dynamite was a kid from the streets of Brooklyn, he had that comical high-pitched voice and accompanying lisp, dabbled in pigeons and put the Catskills on the map as some hallowed place on earth, where - that legendary trainer - an old sage, Cus D’Amato, transformed troubled boys into supermen. Those long days at the Catskill gym moulded that troubled boy into a human wrecking ball that made everybody before him seem outdated, like relics of the old days — things that were invented for him to tear through. Who knew that this young Kid Dynamite would soon dominate boxing as the Baddest Man On The Planet?... - Cus knew. - "A boy comes to me with a spark of interest, I feed the spark and it becomes a flame. I feed the flame and it becomes a fire. I feed the fire and it becomes a roaring blaze." – Cus D’Amato _________________________________ New Catskills Thermal is available now. Link in Bio RootsofFight KnowYourRoots KidDynamite BMOTP

@MikeTyson left behind a turbulent young life when at age 14, he moved upstate from Brooklyn to Catskill, N.Y., where he trained at Cus D’Am...

Being Alone, Barber, and Come Over: therealraewest A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this therealraewest Okay yknow what I'm gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who l'd thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it. When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber's side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road Today, a man l've met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he's unhappy with how I responded, he knows where ve. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I'm home alone and now l have to live with that knowledge. Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker's shift to end If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you've followed them to a remote/unoccupied/en- closed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE'S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not "taking initiative". You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no I'm so tired of being terrified by men who think they're being romantic. Source: therealraewest 139,916 notes This is fucked up

Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s March 2015 2.8 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals

Depression, Stuff, and Back: SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU'RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP

Meme, Him, and Think: i think he's losing interest shall i send him a meme 12:27 am

Funny, Memes, and Run: 1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest @sarcasm_only (via twitter-ari_b15)

(via twitter-ari_b15)

Memes, Lying, and 🤖: Nothing loses my interest faster then somebody lying to me. 3am thoughts

Superbowl, World, and Rest: The Superbowl outside of the US: INTEREST The rest of the world

The rest of the world

Cheating, Breaking, and Get: Flirting is cheating because it's breaking a boundary within a committed relationship. In a committed relationship we agree to give certain parts of ourselves to our partner. When we're flirting, we're giving sexual interest and attention that only our partner should get. We're giving it to somebody else.

Af, Cute, and Friends: When she cute af, show interest, none of the crew hit, and don't let her friends influence her decisions 🙏🏽😂💯

🙏🏽😂💯

Butt, Relationships, and Texting: Today 11:33 AM Any interest in getting drinks and putting a finger in my butt this weekend? Message á Pay 0. A very specific request

A very specific request

Hennessy, Tumblr, and Blog: Hennessy & Hearsay @MrDojo I don't know who needs to see this, but here it is. stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you cerberus1084: blerdrhythm: Okay, drag me one more time, Tumblr.

cerberus1084: blerdrhythm: Okay, drag me one more time, Tumblr.

Ass, Dude, and Energy: Countess Von Fingerbang @HeatherApplebum Men who feel the need to quiz women when we show any interest in something that they deem "theirs" are fucking annoying. Cut it the fuck out, suck a dick "With all the six stones I can simply snap my fingers, they will all cease to exist. I call that...mercy"-Thanos Replying to @MajinCheeks But can you name all the stones according to color? 5/11/18, 3:22 PM 1 Retweet e r Bluffy Spice @MajinCh... . 17h Replying to @themanstre Let's play! Space Mind Power 5/12/18,6:43 AM 78.9K Retweets 216K Likes oh-the-mess-i-make: madamehearthwitch: evilkillerpoptarts: momo-de-avis: cumaeansibyl: a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail I will NEVER FORGET my first convention. A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize. The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions. Then I rolled up. Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit. “Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone. “Name one of the dinobots.” I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons. There were several guys at the table. They managed five. “You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off. I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned. Their spluttering was all I wanted. If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU. Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!! You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to. You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces. Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong. WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG

Once, Who, and Beloved: Gabe Ortiz @TUSK81 We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor What a guy.

What a guy.

Once, Who, and Beloved: Gabe Ortiz @TUSK81 We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor What a guy.

What a guy.

Http, Once, and Who: Gabe Ortiz @TUSK81 We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor What a guy. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CKiQoe

What a guy. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CKiQoe

Jimmy Carter, Once, and Who: Gabe Ortiz @TUSK81 We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor Jimmy Carter everybody.

Jimmy Carter everybody.

True, Cancer, and Mattress: Tay Zonday @TayZonday Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest. 7/19/18, 1:53 PM Its tough but true

Its tough but true

Children, God, and Internet: U mins Took my 6 day old daughter in to meet our pediatrician yesterday. My ped is the only ped in the practice that accepts unvaxxed patients (and knows proper intact care so double win for my sons) The new NP for the practice came in to see us first. *eye roll NP: "Sooo... She didn't have any vaccinations in the hospital? We'll get those set up for you today." Me: "No, you won't. Thank you." NP: "Oh my God.... this says none of your children are vaccinated." Me: "That is correct. And Dr. P supports us in that decision." NP: "Because of what you've read* on the Internet, right?" *eye roll, snark* Me: "Because it's my decision at her mother to choose what I believe is in her best interest. Now please leave and do not come back. You are not welcome here and you do not have consent to treat my daughter." Comment your favourite vaccines below 👇 mine was my 4-in-one preschool booster I got when I was 3, which protects me against diptheria, tetanus, whooping cough, and polio!

Comment your favourite vaccines below 👇 mine was my 4-in-one preschool booster I got when I was 3, which protects me against diptheria, teta...

News, Phone, and Teacher: priceofliberty Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking NEWS WITH VIDEO-Economy Jobs -News IS SUE 50-12-Mar 25, 2014 10 9K 1.4K ผู 49 alking Right Up And skin 73r Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said "looking for smart strong boys" so he went into the factory, said "i'm strong and smart", and he had that job from age 13 to 78 kaiitea and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply "get a job" ahh it's so much clearer now entwinedmoon act that there's no such thin in, anymore #like the majority of jobs you'd actually want require online applications g as 'just walkin re l (via halffizzbin) Here's another fun story: My boss decided to slap my work phone number on all the ads we post looking for newspaper carriers. So l receive a bunch of calls from people looking for jobs. Working only part time, I'm not usu- ally there when they call, so they have to leave a message and I take their info to pass on to my boss. Sometimes it can be weeks before my boss calls any of these applicants back, if at all. How the callers respond to not getting a callback varies. Most don't do anything, but some call again. If the person sounds young, they may leave another message clarifying their qualifications and reaffirming thein interest. If the person is old, and I can always hear it in their voice, they respond by getting mad, threatening to cancel their newspaper subscription, and occasionally swearing. The older generation is used to getting a callback, and an immediate one, so they throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want. And everyone calls Millennials entitled truckerjbthemd Mind. Blown lesbiantrevorbelmont This is great info, but the way the headline is phrased made it sound like they got the job of being a grandfather by walking right up and just asking Source: priceofliberty Smart Strong Boys

Smart Strong Boys

Dating, Gif, and Pressure: .1 Sprint . 2:28 PM 1 996 (10 Oh dont worry. We're millenials. One of us is just going to abruptly ghost Oh well that takes the pressure off, it kind of makes it fun, which one of us will it be? Whoever shows the first sign of emotional interest in the other person gets ghosted. Obviously So now we do the dance of acting aloof and guarded The only acceptable interest we are allowed to show is unnecessary sexualizing of the conversation. Otherwise its just too much, too fast. l'd like to be guarded by you... all night long Did I do that right? Am I winning? Type a message GIF Send This guy has dating down to a science

This guy has dating down to a science

Anime, Birthday, and Britney Spears: mellenabrave: gaayboobs: elderkin-loser: bramblepatch: stay-myheartbeatsforlove: jin-hikari: sodomymcscurvylegs: cloudfreed: onawhirlwind: princessofpop: “Pokémom” Britney omg why this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom. I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s. Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie… Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

Bad, Braids, and Friends: "Just got out of the 6ix9ine hearing and the news is pretty much bad lawyerforworkers Here is the update l promised you all on #61XYine #free6ix9ine He looked good in court. He was standing strong looking confident. The hair coloring has worn off but he's still rocking the braids in four parts. Things not looking good for tekashi69 ‼️ Looks like he ain’t make the bail and the judge wants him to switch lawyers claiming conflict on interest since he’s also representing Shotti and some other con defendants 👀 Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Definitely, Future, and Gif: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

Girl, MeIRL, and Once: Feelings I get once l find interest in a girl My mental state meirl

meirl

Mulan, Respect, and Yeah: Li Shang acts friendly towards Mulan in disguise because he's bi "No!" Li Shang acts friendly towards Mulan in disguise because she earns his respect as a male. He checks his sexism when realizing he should respect her as a woman as well, and only then starts to see her as a romantic interest. He's still bi tho "Yeah!"

DeMarcus Cousins, Silver, and Attitude: silver-sivien OMMIT can i interest u in a box of friend?? panzerschwanzwagen a box of biohazard maybe silver-sivien the only hazard here is ur attitude #what's this? is it queueable? 44,666 notes Damn

Damn

Gif, Ironic, and Business: 11:39 Do you want to make questionable decisions with a younger man? Yesterday 9:14 PM That's my speciality Perfect, I'm looking for someone to give me a small loan to get my startup business going. It's a guaranteed success and I'll triple your initial investment! But if that doesn't interest you I'm also looking for someone to fulfill my slight cougar fetish Yesterday 9:42 PM How ironic! I was hoping you were a trust fund baby who would be willing to give me a small loan for my startup business!! Since it seems we are both broke we will have to consider a different relationship Luckily I'm a professional cougar GIF Type a message Send I’m 21 and she’s 30

I’m 21 and she’s 30

Definitely, Future, and Phone: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. simonalkenmayer: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” “OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”

simonalkenmayer: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” “OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”

Alive, Com, and Do It: HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING ALIVE IJUST DO IT BECAUSE IDONT WANT TO HURT ANYONE imgflip.com

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: FACTSC Your therapist only shows interest in you because you pay them washougalan-hooligan: So its technically attention prostitution, right?

washougalan-hooligan: So its technically attention prostitution, right?

Snapchat, Girl, and Starter Pack: "Pursuing a girl who showed interest at first but now you feel it slipping away" starter pack Seen 9:18am Q Seorgh "did I say something to upset her? am I boring? did she just find someone else better?" No Notifications Snapchat get excited by a nofification for a split second but it's really just a "streaks" snap from someone you're not terribly close with start swiping again while still hoping that the spark with her will be rekindled Sums up my experience nicely

Sums up my experience nicely

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Them, You, and Because: FACTSC Your therapist only shows interest in you because you pay them

Life, Time, and Irl: Oh I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm tired all the time interest me Me_irl

Me_irl

Life, Time, and Irl: Oh I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm tired all the time interest me Me_irl

Me_irl

Cute, Funny, and Memes: When you meet a cute girl who's smart, funny, witty, has her shit together and shows interest in you GOFULLSDE gai PREGNANT Had to be fair 😂

Flexing, Halo, and Weird: Open Question Should I stop beating my girlfriend? the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but Show me another» Interest..keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards she locks herself in she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously Should I let her win? 4 minutes ago 4 days left to answer Report Abuse Answer Question Weird flex but okay

Weird flex but okay

Flexing, Halo, and Memes: Open Question Should I stop beating my girlfriend? the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but Show me another» Interest..keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards she locks herself in she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously Should I let her win? 4 minutes ago 4 days left to answer Report Abuse Answer Question Weird flex but okay via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MeSrmM

Weird flex but okay via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MeSrmM

Love, Book, and Sleep: avelera ee-void Follow vampireapologist *takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene* Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what.....happened to you Me: WELL that one's where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHls is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an- darkbluemint Why does anyone try to fight a goose? vampireapologist Sometimes the goose gives you no option #101 2,481 notes Goose

Goose

Confidence, Energy, and Life: If you ever lose interest in me, please respect me enough to tell me. Don't keep me in your life to gain confidence and energy from my affection, loyalty, and genuine kindness. Let me go, so I can pour my time, patience and energy into someone who'll value and respect me.

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