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Dad, Hungry, and Scholar: dragonpuppies Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled! Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read Elizabethan Peasant 1: sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm* amityravenclawelf Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read? Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word "i cup" composed? hi-def-doritos Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy? Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily. Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon. little-niggah-sugar Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert marzipanandminutiae Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends! Elizabethan Scholar 1 .I have not sufficient to sup on fowl ur-friendly-local-memer Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a 'b', and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee? Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee? vampyrewhore Mine outspoke companion: how many Appels art havested from a tree? Me: I know not, may it be twice a score? My companion: Nay fool, every Appel grows upona harvest sprig! Me: Frederich, upon the heavens I will strike thee down, for thy scalding wit is naught to my mighty brawn Source: dragonpuppies 86,585 notes Hi hungry, Im Dad
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Cats, Church, and Dr. Seuss: smi Today 6:33 PM Like I said, mine usually wind up in poetry. I think this was an outlier for us both tbh Tell u what a write you a poem to help drown out the murderwedding Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic hmm dr seuss styles seems different i actually don't mind the murder wedding topic Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a Because if so, comin' right up Today 719 PM yup. key to my heart right there The church bells ka-klangered with rupturous sound as everyone gathered and crowded The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with to witness the wedding of woman and boy. We're gathered today, the Lorax Up here on the hill with my favorite tree These two will trade vows, together and then let the murderous bloodshed The man did step forward and proffered and stared in her eyes and was lost for a while. But soon did the moment return him with haste as he reached for pages he'd tucked in his waist My Sally, my love, words cannot the love that I feel in my heart and my brain. The feelings come in in a wondrous flood so I have to have have you to kill in cold I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am, I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs and ham. I meant what I said and I said what I I promise I'll kill you, one hundred The crowd did applaud and gushed out their 'awwws and then did soon fall. and then did soon fall a quite tangible pause The Lorax stepped forward, his face in And now let the murdering bloodfest Horton stomped guests into glittering refusing to listen to screams of a Who He tossed a man up, straight up in the airl And down he did crash through a woody old chair Thing One and Thing Two both did pull and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what such good fun They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a- tat-tat but then came their boss the nefarious Cat He waitzed up to One and did toss his hat free and said "give your gun, you should give it to me!" "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting duck!" But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap- flying fuck. He pushed on a button and watched his machine a horrific titan that loomed over scene Its arms and its gloves all did spin all knocking off heads quite scary no doubt! But then Sam I Am gave and leaped through the air- wow, did a furious roar, He tossed a He tossed a grenade right into Cat's seat and Booml all that lay were two smoking cat feet. All 'cross the field, corpses bled rainbow hues, which pooled up and squished with each step into shoes The bride and the groom were t two to stand and there they embraced, both with blades in their hand he last A flash and a crack, and then both coughed in sync and down to their knees both in unison slinked. As darkness closed in, with stopping of they shared one more kiss... "ill death do us part Today 8:15 PM that was the best thing i've ever read we can get married now i'm ready Time to run these poems straight into the ground 😎
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Ass, Ignorant, and Troll: MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time. 4/10/17, 3:36 PM unconvenientfox 396 Points 21h Bullshit. Runing was actually invented by R Unner in 1957 as an cheap alternative to the bycicle for poor people REPLY widdlyjscuds 168 Points 21 @unconvenientfox Wrong. Running was actually invented by S. Printer in 1842 as a way to not getting caught by the local ice REPLY unconvenientfox 83 Points 21h @widdlyjscuds thats is incorect. S. Printer only used the work of Walker B. Fast, a sailor that invented running as "the fastest way to swim in dry area". REPLY kftfggf 18 Points 19h @widdlyjscuds Wrong, S. Printer invented Ass printing technique which is currently using in offices worldwide as he was inspired by his female colleague once photocopying her ass and caught up by him in 1975 by his female nd caught up REPLY otoozbeer 24 Points 7h @kftfggf Are you troll or ignorant? Simon Printer invented ass-printing. He is talking about Samuel Printer who invented running in 19th century REPLY craygenjohnston 2 Points 5h @kapicha wrong running was invented by the first black persons to see something shiny REPLY + lenahurrdy 6 Points 5h @unconvenientfox false. Running was invented by Lance Corporal Haste Walker of the British Army in 1916 as a means to avoid German artillery barrage. The previous means of infantry movement invented by Luoen Le Quickstep during the Napoleonic wars became obsolete after Haste Walker's invention, revolutionizing warfare forever REPLY milesmtl 2 Points 3h @lenahurrdy galse. Running is the most famous contribution by women in history. It was inveted by Celerity Fäst, a german women in 1505 when she was caught out of the kitchen. As she needed to get back and make an apologiy sandwhich before her husband get the word of her escape REPLY gazeinhaze 1Point 3h @unconvenientfox this comments are gold xDd Stitch lt Comments always win
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