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Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD: lord-kitschener Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they're tragic famine victims who haven't eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now because you're 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me artaeum the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it instructionsfordancing not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion lord-kitschener This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs catsuggest wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?! goldenmeme My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn't seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time l went to double check that he did indeed have food, he'd book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as l walked away he'd follow me screaming again. Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we're a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I'm ever out for more than 12 hours I'll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he's been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. teashoesandhair Things my cat has cried at: I wouldn't let her jump on top of the burning hot stove .I moved my coat so that she couldn't scale the kitchen chair and jump on people's shoulders when they walked past I didn't scratch her cheek firmly enough She ate her entire meal allowance for the day in one sitting at 9am and was famished by 10am I didn't let her sit behind me on the toilet seat I wouldn't let her eat toothpaste I wouldn't let her eat the cork from a wine bottle I wouldn't let her eat the straw that my rabbit had pissed on . . . Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and this is why they are perfect. wishyroses Cats are like two year olds but sharp Source: lord-kitschener 122,537 notes Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD
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emmawriter: lauraroselam: rhube: prairie-homo-companion: this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way. Read this - oh my goodness, this girl was wonderful. Where can I read this in full? It’s from  Real American Girls Tell Their Own Stories, and that particular section is by Martha Carey Thomas who grew up to be a suffragist, linguist and renowned educator, as well as a badass lesbian.: November 25 ( 18701 Have come across such a glorious book called 'Boys Play Book of Science. Am going to read it through and see if whether ain't some experiments Bess and I can try. Won't it be jolly if we really can? But it takes money money money even for the privilege of blowing one's self up. . . When I got home I found that Netty had thrown away our tongue and eyes, and worst of all woe woe is me that our skeleton that had taken us 3 mortal hours to şet, had fallen out of the window and smashed. Oh Science! Why will thou not protect thy votaries? [worshippers In the afternoon lolled around learnt Greek and sewed everlasting slippers. Bess said when she told her father about our getting the mouse he looked grave and said, Bessie Bessie thee is losing all thy feminine traits. I'm afraid I haven't got any to lose for I greatly prefer cutting up mice to sewing. emmawriter: lauraroselam: rhube: prairie-homo-companion: this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way. Read this - oh my goodness, this girl was wonderful. Where can I read this in full? It’s from  Real American Girls Tell Their Own Stories, and that particular section is by Martha Carey Thomas who grew up to be a suffragist, linguist and renowned educator, as well as a badass lesbian.
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mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: xanderaldenx: Racial profiling and discrimination is WRONG but this guy is always trying to incite reactions out of people using his race (and maybe religion) for views. This is dangerous for actual victims of racial profiling and discrimination. One of his videos where he his friend were racially profiled by a police officer turned out to be a hoax he later admitted it was a “staged dramatisation”, which makes me sceptical of the authenticity of any of his videos now. Delta Says Muslim YouTube Prankster Removed From A Flight Was Trying To Disrupt CabinAdam Saleh, 23, whose YouTube videos have millions of fans, posted a dramatic video on Twitter claiming he had been “kicked out of” a Delta flight headed to New York early on Wednesday.However, some passengers on the plane have cast doubt into Saleh’s version of what happened before he was kicked off the flight, and Delta said in a statement that, after speaking to several passengers, Saleh and his friend appeared to have sparked the entire incident.Many social media users have also expressed skepticism because Saleh is best known for posting “prank” videos involving airlines. In his most recent one, he pretended to have “sent” himself to another country.Airline officials, however, said in a statement that after speaking with crew members of the flight and several passengers, they believe Saleh and his companion tried to cause the disruption with yelling and other behavior. Adam Saleh: YouTube star ‘wasn’t speaking Arabic on phone when kicked off Delta flight’, passenger claimsThey said: “I was sat two seats away from them [sic] internet prankster and his friend. Neither of them was on any phone call I could hear them talking in plain American English.“The YouTube guy was trying to get his friend to shout something in Arabic which he did a total of 4 times.“He shouted it across the plane and the first two times I thought he was shouting maybe a friend or something. A couple of passengers after the second time said they were making themselves and their young children uncomfortable and could they shut up.“They told her to shut up and then he shouted it again.“They were filming people’s reactions on their phones, I assume for some comedy YouTube video but they were made to delete it.” Delta said in a statement: “It appears the customers who were removed sought to disrupt the cabin with provocative behavior, including shouting. : Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid ADAM SALEH: ISIS PRANKe Flight attendant: sir plz get off ur making people uncomfortable ADAM SALEH: yooo wtff u guys r hella racist:/ 5:45 PM 21 Dec 16 932 RETWEETS 1,965 LIKES @passionpopmami The same Adam Saleh that makes those anti-black hood pranks? The SAAAME Adam Saleh that casually referred to black people as "Abeed"? Damn. 10:09 AM- 21 Dec 16 1,930 RETWEETS 1,619 LIKES BABYS FIRST PLANE RIDE! Adam Saleh Vlogs 2 years ago 610,268 views TICKETS SOLD AT THE DOOR http://www.3mh.co.uk TrueStoryASA EVENT BOOKING: To book TrueStoryASA to perform at... 9:56 RACIST MAN RACIST MAN ON PLANE! DAY BEFORE 9/11! Adam Saleh Vlogs 1 year ago 852,338 views Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/AdamSalehOfficial Instagram:. PLANE0/11 13:28 ARABS ON A PLANE!! Adam Saleh Vlogs Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook 11 months ago 545,897 views http://www.Facebook.com/AdamSalehOfficial Instagram 10:06 Adam Saleh Vlogs a 1.147 videos SUBSCRIBE for Daily Videos! ) Booking Contact info@AdamSalehworldwide.com. CHANNEL Subscribe 2,250,822 COUNTING DOWN IN ARABIC ON A PLANE EXPERIMENT!! Adam Saleh Vlogs 10 months ago 320,382 views YESTERDAYS PRANK: https://youtu.be/6ZWfxxCmdW0 Twitter http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook: http://www 15:23 mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: xanderaldenx: Racial profiling and discrimination is WRONG but this guy is always trying to incite reactions out of people using his race (and maybe religion) for views. This is dangerous for actual victims of racial profiling and discrimination. One of his videos where he his friend were racially profiled by a police officer turned out to be a hoax he later admitted it was a “staged dramatisation”, which makes me sceptical of the authenticity of any of his videos now. Delta Says Muslim YouTube Prankster Removed From A Flight Was Trying To Disrupt CabinAdam Saleh, 23, whose YouTube videos have millions of fans, posted a dramatic video on Twitter claiming he had been “kicked out of” a Delta flight headed to New York early on Wednesday.However, some passengers on the plane have cast doubt into Saleh’s version of what happened before he was kicked off the flight, and Delta said in a statement that, after speaking to several passengers, Saleh and his friend appeared to have sparked the entire incident.Many social media users have also expressed skepticism because Saleh is best known for posting “prank” videos involving airlines. In his most recent one, he pretended to have “sent” himself to another country.Airline officials, however, said in a statement that after speaking with crew members of the flight and several passengers, they believe Saleh and his companion tried to cause the disruption with yelling and other behavior. Adam Saleh: YouTube star ‘wasn’t speaking Arabic on phone when kicked off Delta flight’, passenger claimsThey said: “I was sat two seats away from them [sic] internet prankster and his friend. Neither of them was on any phone call I could hear them talking in plain American English.“The YouTube guy was trying to get his friend to shout something in Arabic which he did a total of 4 times.“He shouted it across the plane and the first two times I thought he was shouting maybe a friend or something. A couple of passengers after the second time said they were making themselves and their young children uncomfortable and could they shut up.“They told her to shut up and then he shouted it again.“They were filming people’s reactions on their phones, I assume for some comedy YouTube video but they were made to delete it.” Delta said in a statement: “It appears the customers who were removed sought to disrupt the cabin with provocative behavior, including shouting.
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The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it. "Name? Trudy C- "Is that a nickname?I need vour full name." ..Gertrude Chau." "Favorite mythical creature? "Unicorns. ".do vou have a second favorite?" Mermaids?" "l can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say you got here?" " looked under my bed for monsters and fell. Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?" We just moved and -" "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other? "what does resentment mean? "It means you're mad that they were taken away." "That one." "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?" "I only get one?" "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J- "Tll just take the magic wand. "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp check, peeling of carbon paper. "This is your copy. Next!" Tags: I love it, make it happen The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children

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heart96ache: iswearimnotnaked: hi hello CATS!!!! CANNOT!!!! BE VEGAN!!!!! i cannot believe i have to fucking say this. dogs are omnivore and IF YOUR VET APPROVES your pooch MAY be able to go on an APPROVED(!!!!!) commercial vegan dog food like the brand “v-dog” which has all the essential vitamins, protein, etc. (the oldest record winning dogs have been vegan) cats are CARNIVORE and cannot fucking live on a vegan diet. a vet would laugh in your face and probably find some way to have your pet taken away from you because you’re obviously not fit to have an animal if you think you can feed a cat a diet based on your own ethics i’m vegan but this is so fucking harmful. it’s about minimizing your harm, not putting your animals on risky diets in an attempt to be perfect. DON’T FUCKING DO THIS TO YOUR PETS This is true. I’m a veggie and a pet food specialist and DONT KILL YOUR CAT IGNORANTLY Umm omg kill me: Meg OVeganMegane Vegans who feed their pets meat: u guys have gotta see the bigger picture. We shouldn't support animal exploitation w/ our money That's it. 7/13/16, 10:50 PM aer @thelilmermade @VeganMegane yes um so how would I feed my cat? 7/13/16, 11:02 PM lI VIEW TWEET ACTIVITY Meg @VeganMegane @thelilmermade is your cat male or 7m female? :) check out this website for more info: vegancats.com/ veganfaq.php Meg @VeganMegane @thelilmermade I know you want to best for your companion, and I won't deny that there are risks, but you can minimise those risks! 5m heart96ache: iswearimnotnaked: hi hello CATS!!!! CANNOT!!!! BE VEGAN!!!!! i cannot believe i have to fucking say this. dogs are omnivore and IF YOUR VET APPROVES your pooch MAY be able to go on an APPROVED(!!!!!) commercial vegan dog food like the brand “v-dog” which has all the essential vitamins, protein, etc. (the oldest record winning dogs have been vegan) cats are CARNIVORE and cannot fucking live on a vegan diet. a vet would laugh in your face and probably find some way to have your pet taken away from you because you’re obviously not fit to have an animal if you think you can feed a cat a diet based on your own ethics i’m vegan but this is so fucking harmful. it’s about minimizing your harm, not putting your animals on risky diets in an attempt to be perfect. DON’T FUCKING DO THIS TO YOUR PETS This is true. I’m a veggie and a pet food specialist and DONT KILL YOUR CAT IGNORANTLY Umm omg kill me
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a-dinosaur-a-day: specsthespectraldragon: bitterpunktrash: gender-identity-crisis: did-you-kno: In an experiment, two ravens had to simultaneously pull the two ends of one rope to slide a platform with two pieces of cheese into reach. If only one of them pulled, the rope would slip through the loops, leaving them with no cheese. Without any training they solved the task and cooperated successfully. However, when one of the two birds cheated and stole the reward of its companion, the victims of such cheats immediately noticed and started defecting in further trials with the same individual. “Such a sophisticated way of keeping your partner in check has previously only been shown in humans and chimpanzees, and is a complete novelty among birds.” Source GET A LOAD OF THAT BIRD COMMUNISM follow for more soft bird communism @a-dinosaur-a-day BIRD COMMUNISM (you’ve probably been pinged for this post like 2000000 times I am sorry) This is a completely different sort of bird communism though : did you know? Ravens can spot a cheater and will shun one another for being unfair. The birds work together to gain equal amounts of food, but if they notice another raven taking more than its fair share they immediately lose trust and won't cooperate with them in the future PHOTO: JORG MASSEN/UNIVERSITäT WIEN DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM a-dinosaur-a-day: specsthespectraldragon: bitterpunktrash: gender-identity-crisis: did-you-kno: In an experiment, two ravens had to simultaneously pull the two ends of one rope to slide a platform with two pieces of cheese into reach. If only one of them pulled, the rope would slip through the loops, leaving them with no cheese. Without any training they solved the task and cooperated successfully. However, when one of the two birds cheated and stole the reward of its companion, the victims of such cheats immediately noticed and started defecting in further trials with the same individual. “Such a sophisticated way of keeping your partner in check has previously only been shown in humans and chimpanzees, and is a complete novelty among birds.” Source GET A LOAD OF THAT BIRD COMMUNISM follow for more soft bird communism @a-dinosaur-a-day BIRD COMMUNISM (you’ve probably been pinged for this post like 2000000 times I am sorry) This is a completely different sort of bird communism though

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