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        Blade, Blessed, and Books: The Elder Scrolls III
 The elder Scrolls
 MORROWINTD
 MORROWIND
 e9
 Do not mm
 ORK
 Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
 Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
 Game of the Year Edition
 mvention of copy pro
 strictly prohibited.Confide

 SAFETY INFORMATION
 TABLE OF CONTENTS
 Introduction
 Main Menu
 Gameplay Controls
 The Game Screen
 Stats Menu
 Inventory Menu
 Magic Menu
 Map Menu
 Races
 Attributes
 Derived Attributes
 Combat Arts
 ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
 A very small percentage of people may
 visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
 Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
 condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
 experience a seizure when exposed to certain
 in video games.
 n undiagnosed
 These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
 vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
 entation
 confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
 consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
 nearby objects.
 16
 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
 symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
 hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
 the above symptoms.
 19
 Stealth Arts
 of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
 using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
 Combat Classes
 Magic Classes
 Stealth Classes
 en you are drowsy or fatigued
 of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
 Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
 Weapons
 R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
 28
 29
 30
 .30
 30
 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
 Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
 u should read and understand before using this software
 School of Conjuration
 VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
 School of Illusion
 School of Destruction
 not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
 pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
 tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
 creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
 when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
 eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
 nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
 unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
 School of Restoration
 School of Mysticism
 School of Alteration
 Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
 34
 35
 36
 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
 Spellmaking
 Enchanting
 39
 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
 I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
 Potions, Alchemy
 Stealth
 pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
 42
 Books, Journal.
 Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
 Loading and Saving
 Preferences
 Credits
 .46
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 The Elder ScI: Morrowind

 CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
 When you first start, you mu
 entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
 ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
 DARK ELF
 In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
 usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
 they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
 dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
 powerful intellect with strong and agile
 physiques, producing superior warriors and
 sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
 noted for their skilled and balanced
 integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
 war wizards.
 RACES
 You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
 race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
 vou'll make.
 ARGONIAN
 Little is known and less is understood about the
 reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
 defending their borders have made the
 Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
 Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
 Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
 natural abilities make them equally at home in
 water and on land. They are well suited for the
 treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
 have developed natural immunities to the
 diseases and poisons that have doomed many
 would-be explorers of the region.
 HIGH ELF
 The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
 skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
 tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
 speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
 crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
 traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
 Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
 more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
 Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
 Spear +5, Unarmored+5
 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
 Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
 Resistant to Disease
 BRETON
 Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
 with the mercurial forces of magic and the
 supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
 IMPERIAL
 Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
 Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
 spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
 other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
 diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
 remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
 enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
 to have erected the monument to peace and
 prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
 from the home province of High
 Rock, and in addition to their quick and
 perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
 and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
 boast a high resistance to destructive and
 dominating magical energies.
 Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
 Illusion +5
 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
 SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
 Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 13
 The Elder crlsIII: Morowind

 BIRTHSIGNS
 In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
 aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
 weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
 STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
 THIEVES
 Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
 loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
 and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
 in their acquisitive activities
 cleverness
 THE APPRENTICE
 Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
 also have a weakness to it.
 AGENTS
 atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
 dasTHE ATRONACH
 trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
 independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
 various patrons or causes.
 Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
 have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
 THE LADY
 Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
 and Personality.
 ASSASSINS
 Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
 victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
 or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
 murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
 THE LORD
 Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
 to fire
 THE LOVER
 Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
 paralyze others with a kiss.
 ACROBATS
 Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
 men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
 and cunning to avoid capture.
 THE MAGE
 Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
 MONKS
 Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
 combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
 stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
 ranged and close-combat weapons.
 THE RITUAL
 Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
 turn undead.
 THE SERPENT
 Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
 PILGRIMS
 Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
 fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
 magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
 shrewd in commerce and persuasion
 their own Health.
 THE SHADOW
 Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
 THE STEED
 Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
 BARDS
 Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
 wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
 shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
 their educational experiences
 THE THIEF
 Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
 THE TOWER
 detect things at a distance.
 Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
 Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
 THE WARRIOR
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                    Blade, Blessed, and Books: The Elder Scrolls III
 The elder Scrolls
 MORROWINTD
 MORROWIND
 e9
 Do not mm
 ORK
 Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
 Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
 Game of the Year Edition
 mvention of copy pro
 strictly prohibited.Confide

 SAFETY INFORMATION
 TABLE OF CONTENTS
 Introduction
 Main Menu
 Gameplay Controls
 The Game Screen
 Stats Menu
 Inventory Menu
 Magic Menu
 Map Menu
 Races
 Attributes
 Derived Attributes
 Combat Arts
 ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
 A very small percentage of people may
 visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
 Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
 condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
 experience a seizure when exposed to certain
 in video games.
 n undiagnosed
 These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
 vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
 entation
 confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
 consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
 nearby objects.
 16
 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
 symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
 hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
 the above symptoms.
 19
 Stealth Arts
 of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
 using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
 Combat Classes
 Magic Classes
 Stealth Classes
 en you are drowsy or fatigued
 of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
 Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
 Weapons
 R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
 28
 29
 30
 .30
 30
 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
 Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
 u should read and understand before using this software
 School of Conjuration
 VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
 School of Illusion
 School of Destruction
 not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
 pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
 tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
 creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
 when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
 eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
 nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
 unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
 School of Restoration
 School of Mysticism
 School of Alteration
 Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
 34
 35
 36
 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
 Spellmaking
 Enchanting
 39
 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
 I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
 Potions, Alchemy
 Stealth
 pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
 42
 Books, Journal.
 Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
 Loading and Saving
 Preferences
 Credits
 .46
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 The Elder ScI: Morrowind

 CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
 When you first start, you mu
 entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
 ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
 DARK ELF
 In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
 usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
 they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
 dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
 powerful intellect with strong and agile
 physiques, producing superior warriors and
 sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
 noted for their skilled and balanced
 integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
 war wizards.
 RACES
 You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
 race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
 vou'll make.
 ARGONIAN
 Little is known and less is understood about the
 reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
 defending their borders have made the
 Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
 Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
 Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
 natural abilities make them equally at home in
 water and on land. They are well suited for the
 treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
 have developed natural immunities to the
 diseases and poisons that have doomed many
 would-be explorers of the region.
 HIGH ELF
 The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
 skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
 tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
 speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
 crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
 traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
 Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
 more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
 Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
 Spear +5, Unarmored+5
 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
 Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
 Resistant to Disease
 BRETON
 Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
 with the mercurial forces of magic and the
 supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
 IMPERIAL
 Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
 Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
 spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
 other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
 diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
 remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
 enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
 to have erected the monument to peace and
 prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
 from the home province of High
 Rock, and in addition to their quick and
 perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
 and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
 boast a high resistance to destructive and
 dominating magical energies.
 Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
 Illusion +5
 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
 SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
 Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 13
 The Elder crlsIII: Morowind

 BIRTHSIGNS
 In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
 aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
 weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
 STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
 THIEVES
 Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
 loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
 and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
 in their acquisitive activities
 cleverness
 THE APPRENTICE
 Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
 also have a weakness to it.
 AGENTS
 atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
 dasTHE ATRONACH
 trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
 independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
 various patrons or causes.
 Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
 have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
 THE LADY
 Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
 and Personality.
 ASSASSINS
 Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
 victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
 or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
 murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
 THE LORD
 Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
 to fire
 THE LOVER
 Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
 paralyze others with a kiss.
 ACROBATS
 Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
 men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
 and cunning to avoid capture.
 THE MAGE
 Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
 MONKS
 Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
 combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
 stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
 ranged and close-combat weapons.
 THE RITUAL
 Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
 turn undead.
 THE SERPENT
 Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
 PILGRIMS
 Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
 fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
 magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
 shrewd in commerce and persuasion
 their own Health.
 THE SHADOW
 Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
 THE STEED
 Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
 BARDS
 Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
 wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
 shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
 their educational experiences
 THE THIEF
 Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
 THE TOWER
 detect things at a distance.
 Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
 Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
 THE WARRIOR
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        Advice, Bad, and Complex: MA] Post-it notes left in apartment. (self.legaladvice)
 submitted 1 year ago by RBradbury1920
 On the 15th of April I found a yellow post-it note in a handwriting that
 wasn't mine on my desk reminding me of some errands I had to do,
 but told literally nobody about. While odd, I chalked it up to something
 I did in my sleep, thinking maybe in my half-awake state I scrawled it
 so it didn't appear to be my handwriting. I threw it out and thought
 little of it
 On the 19th, I found another post it note on the back of my desk chain,
 in the same handwriting as the previous note, telling me to make sure
 I "saved my documents". I was freaked out, but there were no other
 signs of a break-in, so I set up a web-cam in my house aimed at my
 desk and used a security-cam app for it to record after detecting
 movement
 On the 28th, I woke up to find another post-it note, this one saying
 "Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you, but it's important we do." I
 immediately checked the webcam's folder on my computer and found
 nothing from the night before, but my computer's recycling bin had
 been emptied, which I am certain I did not do recently, indicating
 someone had noticed the webcam and deleted the files. (They were
 just saved straight to a folder on my desktop called "Webcam".
 Today, on the 1st of May, I found another post it note, this time on the
 outside of my door, with nothing written on it- and there also appeared
 to be post-its on many other doors in my apartment complex, all blank,
 in varying colors
 Do I have any legal recourse here? I have no proof except for the post
 its, but those are written by my pen and on my post-it notes, so
 conceivably I could have faked them. Would contacting the police get
 me into any trouble, if they can't determine an outside source for this?
 I just want to make sure I'm not wasting anyone's time
 Should I consult my landlord? Those also living in the complex?

 C-1 Kakkerlak 6468 points 1 year agox28
 You seem sincere and this doesn't appear to be the plot of a Ray Bradbury short story.
 It's possible that your landlord is leaving notes inside your apartment, but they don't
 make any sense in the context you're describing them.
 It's likely that you are writing the notes yourself, but you are forgetting. Do you use
 post-it notes as reminders in any other parts of your life or job?
 Yes, this might be a mental health issue. You might be experiencing some sort of
 dissociative disorder.
 Or it might be a physical problem. You mentioned that you have a very unusual narrow
 bedroom with no windows; is there a chance that you are not getting enough ventilation
 when you sleep, or that there is a carbon monoxide leak in the building? A cheap Co
 detector (which you should have anyway) is a fast way to find out. You'll also have really
 bad headaches.
 You know your own medical and mental history and your other experiences. If you think
 these incidents might be you, writing notes to yourself, there's no shame in getting
 somebody qualified to give you an opinion.
 permalink embed
 - RBradbury1920 [S] 4176 points 1 year ago
 I have had really bad headaches... And I actually already do have a CO detector,
 guess I should probably take that out of it's box and plug it in.

 -l acets 1574 points 1 year ago
 So, what's the verdict
 permalink embed parent
 [-1 Keegan320 2960 points 1 year ago
 He created another thread, it was CO
 permalink embed parent
bubblesthewaterbender:

gelfling:

cockyhorror:

rosie-girl:

gotitforcheap:

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 


Modern ghost story


Did reddit save this dudes life


What the fuck


NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.
he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.
The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.
This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Bad, and Complex: MA] Post-it notes left in apartment. (self.legaladvice)
 submitted 1 year ago by RBradbury1920
 On the 15th of April I found a yellow post-it note in a handwriting that
 wasn't mine on my desk reminding me of some errands I had to do,
 but told literally nobody about. While odd, I chalked it up to something
 I did in my sleep, thinking maybe in my half-awake state I scrawled it
 so it didn't appear to be my handwriting. I threw it out and thought
 little of it
 On the 19th, I found another post it note on the back of my desk chain,
 in the same handwriting as the previous note, telling me to make sure
 I "saved my documents". I was freaked out, but there were no other
 signs of a break-in, so I set up a web-cam in my house aimed at my
 desk and used a security-cam app for it to record after detecting
 movement
 On the 28th, I woke up to find another post-it note, this one saying
 "Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you, but it's important we do." I
 immediately checked the webcam's folder on my computer and found
 nothing from the night before, but my computer's recycling bin had
 been emptied, which I am certain I did not do recently, indicating
 someone had noticed the webcam and deleted the files. (They were
 just saved straight to a folder on my desktop called "Webcam".
 Today, on the 1st of May, I found another post it note, this time on the
 outside of my door, with nothing written on it- and there also appeared
 to be post-its on many other doors in my apartment complex, all blank,
 in varying colors
 Do I have any legal recourse here? I have no proof except for the post
 its, but those are written by my pen and on my post-it notes, so
 conceivably I could have faked them. Would contacting the police get
 me into any trouble, if they can't determine an outside source for this?
 I just want to make sure I'm not wasting anyone's time
 Should I consult my landlord? Those also living in the complex?

 C-1 Kakkerlak 6468 points 1 year agox28
 You seem sincere and this doesn't appear to be the plot of a Ray Bradbury short story.
 It's possible that your landlord is leaving notes inside your apartment, but they don't
 make any sense in the context you're describing them.
 It's likely that you are writing the notes yourself, but you are forgetting. Do you use
 post-it notes as reminders in any other parts of your life or job?
 Yes, this might be a mental health issue. You might be experiencing some sort of
 dissociative disorder.
 Or it might be a physical problem. You mentioned that you have a very unusual narrow
 bedroom with no windows; is there a chance that you are not getting enough ventilation
 when you sleep, or that there is a carbon monoxide leak in the building? A cheap Co
 detector (which you should have anyway) is a fast way to find out. You'll also have really
 bad headaches.
 You know your own medical and mental history and your other experiences. If you think
 these incidents might be you, writing notes to yourself, there's no shame in getting
 somebody qualified to give you an opinion.
 permalink embed
 - RBradbury1920 [S] 4176 points 1 year ago
 I have had really bad headaches... And I actually already do have a CO detector,
 guess I should probably take that out of it's box and plug it in.

 -l acets 1574 points 1 year ago
 So, what's the verdict
 permalink embed parent
 [-1 Keegan320 2960 points 1 year ago
 He created another thread, it was CO
 permalink embed parent
bubblesthewaterbender:

gelfling:

cockyhorror:

rosie-girl:

gotitforcheap:

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 


Modern ghost story


Did reddit save this dudes life


What the fuck


NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.
he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.
The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.
This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Disney, Disney World, and Funny: F U L L S C R E E N
forgottenghosty:

jamisings:
slbtumblng:

thehorrorsofgoodwill:
That other Disney ride they wanted to make a franchise of.
To be honest, the mausoleum scene was probably the last good zombie scene iv’e seen in decades, cause any decent movie that features living dead should show them coming from a graveyard, a coffin, etc…
Also you can’t go wrong with Rick Baker.

The Haunted Mansion is one where Disney needs to let go of it’s “family friendly” thing and just plain out go hard-R. Yes, the zombie scene was great, but when you’re on the ride you can tell most of the ghosts are people who died pretty horribly. That’s why there’s ghosts. 
It’s time for Disney to just grow up.

Funny enough, that’s why I call ‘Crimson Peak’ the Adult Haunted Mansion.It also feels like it’s a bit of a practice due to the fact Guillermo del Toro directed Crimson Peak and also was one of the screenplay writers. He created amazing backstories for the characters and being greatly part of the whole thing.He even had Haunted Mansion Wallpaper used in the movie.Not only that but he loves the ride and mythos of it. He’s been working on a reboot screenplay for Haunted Mansion at least since 2010 and is still doing so. I also hope he will be directing it once he has it finished. He’s been quoted saying: “The thing I want to do is remake it.” “The movie I see in my head of the Haunted Mansion is not, I believe, what everyone is imagining it to be. It’s not just a regular world with a haunted mansion plopped in the middle. I really am thinking of a movie that has a heightened reality.” “We are not making it a comedy. We are making it scary and fun at the same time, but scary will be scary.” He also has said that The Hatbox Ghost is the main haunt.He even contacted Walt Disney World Imagineer Jason Surrell as possible consult.Del Toro has said that he is aiming for a PG-13 though.In 2012 he had submitted a draft and got good feedback from Disney over it.Last year he even said he was still writing.Back in 2010 they released teaser images:I’m almost willing to bet Del Toro will use the same people he has for his films as well to play many of the ghosts and doing the make up.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Disney, Disney World, and Funny: F U L L S C R E E N
forgottenghosty:

jamisings:
slbtumblng:

thehorrorsofgoodwill:
That other Disney ride they wanted to make a franchise of.
To be honest, the mausoleum scene was probably the last good zombie scene iv’e seen in decades, cause any decent movie that features living dead should show them coming from a graveyard, a coffin, etc…
Also you can’t go wrong with Rick Baker.

The Haunted Mansion is one where Disney needs to let go of it’s “family friendly” thing and just plain out go hard-R. Yes, the zombie scene was great, but when you’re on the ride you can tell most of the ghosts are people who died pretty horribly. That’s why there’s ghosts. 
It’s time for Disney to just grow up.

Funny enough, that’s why I call ‘Crimson Peak’ the Adult Haunted Mansion.It also feels like it’s a bit of a practice due to the fact Guillermo del Toro directed Crimson Peak and also was one of the screenplay writers. He created amazing backstories for the characters and being greatly part of the whole thing.He even had Haunted Mansion Wallpaper used in the movie.Not only that but he loves the ride and mythos of it. He’s been working on a reboot screenplay for Haunted Mansion at least since 2010 and is still doing so. I also hope he will be directing it once he has it finished. He’s been quoted saying: “The thing I want to do is remake it.” “The movie I see in my head of the Haunted Mansion is not, I believe, what everyone is imagining it to be. It’s not just a regular world with a haunted mansion plopped in the middle. I really am thinking of a movie that has a heightened reality.” “We are not making it a comedy. We are making it scary and fun at the same time, but scary will be scary.” He also has said that The Hatbox Ghost is the main haunt.He even contacted Walt Disney World Imagineer Jason Surrell as possible consult.Del Toro has said that he is aiming for a PG-13 though.In 2012 he had submitted a draft and got good feedback from Disney over it.Last year he even said he was still writing.Back in 2010 they released teaser images:I’m almost willing to bet Del Toro will use the same people he has for his films as well to play many of the ghosts and doing the make up.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        America, Anaconda, and Children: WHAT TO DO
 IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR
 DO NOT OPEN DOORS
 ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 ICE can use anything you say against you in
 your immigration case so claim your right
 to remain silent!
 Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent"
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney.
 REPORT THE RAID!
 Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-343-1623.
 Take pictures, video and notes:
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 FIGHT BACK!
 Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all
 options to fight your case. If detained, you
 may be able to get bail - don't give up hope!
 unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights
 United We Dreami

 EN CASO DE REDADAS
 ¿QUÉ PUEDES HACER?
 NO ABRAS LA PUERTA
 Pregúntale a la migra si tienen una orden
 de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la puerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a.
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigración, di:
 "Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el
 derecho a mantenerme callado/a"
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigracion.
 REPORTA LA REDADA!
 Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-343-1623.
 Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edúcalos sobre sus derechos.
 HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA!
 Sí inmigración detiene a un ser querido, busca un
 abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que
 alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un
 caso de detención y tal vez recibir una fianza.
 unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights
 United We Dream
queerenbian:

rawr0609:


simplytryingnottocry:

afunnyfeminist:

commanderoswald:


weavemama:

weavemama:

IMPORTANT INFO FOR WHAT’S CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN TRUMP’S AMERICA: a lot of unwarranted raids are happening across the U.S right now. The latest states that have been targeted by this massive sweep is California, Arizona, Texas, and now Georgia. Over 100 people have been detained, most likely without a warrant. And before someone says “they’re just keeping the criminals out!1!”, lawyers who were able to consult some of the people detained did not have a criminal record. There have also been reports of officers trailing kids walking home from school to lead to their parents.  These officers DO NOT. HAVE. THE RIGHT. TO DETAIN PEOPLE. WITHOUT. A WARRANT.  
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND DON’T FORGET TO #RESIST

Here’s some more info on what’s happening in Georgia 

I told you the Muslims were the first step. They’re coming after Latinos with no criminal records in their own homes now. Three minutes from my house they detained over 100 people yesterday and literally dragged them out of their houses. They are pulling drivers over on the streets asking for papers. They are following school buses home and arresting parents when they meet the children at the stops. They’re not releasing the names of anyone they have apprehended. They’re not answering any questions from journalists/CHIRLA/the public or giving reasons as to why they’re detaining people without access to immigration attorneys. ICE has gone rogue and it seems to be in retaliation for the 9th circuit ruling against the Muslim Ban. It was clear that the Justice Department was losing during arguments on Tuesday and about 24 hours later random raids all across the country started happening? Not a coincidence. 
Meanwhile on Twitter, Republicans are challenging each other to see who can report more “illegal looking people” to the ICE tip line. There are accounts proudly boasting their report tallies and encouraging more to follow suit. Others are saying they reported their neighbors or friends of friends. Any resemblance to Nazi Germany is not unintentional. Be safe out there. We’ve waded into very dangerous territory.


I don’t have a lot of followers, but any of you who can translate this in other languages, especially Arabic and French, please add to this post!

FRENCH TRANSLATION OF THE IMAGE’S INFORMATION 
-
TADUCTION FRANCOPHONE DES INFORMATIONS DE L’IMAGE
- - - 
Que faire si des agents du Bureau des Douanes et de l’Immigration (Immigration and Customs Enforcement - ICE) se présentent à votre porte
1 - N’ouvrez pas la porte; les agents du BDI (ICE) n’ont pas le droit d’entrer sans un mandat signé par un juge. S’ils déclarent avoir un mandat signé, dites-leur de le glisser sous la porte avant de l’ouvrir.
2 - Gardez le silence; le BDI peut utiliser tout ce que vous dites contre vous dans le cas juridique de votre immigration, alors annoncez que vous plaidez le silence sous le Cinquième Amendement.
3 - Ne signez rien; ne signez rien de ce que le BDI vous donne sans avoir parlé à un avocat ou un autre représentant pertinent. 
4 - Signalez la descente; prenez des photos, des notes, des vidéos du nombre d’agents, de leur numéro de badge et de ce qui s’est produit avec exactitude. Le numéro à rejoindre est le 1-844-343-1623, numéro de la ligne téléphonique de l’organisation “United We Dream” ou encore “Ensemble, Nous Rêvons”
5 - Battez-vous! Engagez un avocat digne de confiance et explorez toutes les options pour lesquelles vous battre dans votre cas. Si vous êtes détenus, vous pourrie être apte à obtenir une caution - ne perdez pas espoir!
source : unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights

Arabic Translation 

Chinese Translation

Korean Translation
Please we still need to translate this to Urdu, Vietnamese, Amharic, Farsi and any other languages in our communities. If anyone can do that add that to here. 
Download these. Put them up in libraries, bus stops, community centers, home depots, schools, even on the insides of bathroom stalls. 
PLEASE support United We Dream and sign up for their rapid response network. It’s a way to protect people in your community from deportation. 


@vaspider @thebibliosphere

        

            
            

                
                
                    America, Anaconda, and Children: WHAT TO DO
 IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR
 DO NOT OPEN DOORS
 ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 ICE can use anything you say against you in
 your immigration case so claim your right
 to remain silent!
 Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent"
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney.
 REPORT THE RAID!
 Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-343-1623.
 Take pictures, video and notes:
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 FIGHT BACK!
 Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all
 options to fight your case. If detained, you
 may be able to get bail - don't give up hope!
 unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights
 United We Dreami

 EN CASO DE REDADAS
 ¿QUÉ PUEDES HACER?
 NO ABRAS LA PUERTA
 Pregúntale a la migra si tienen una orden
 de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la puerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a.
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigración, di:
 "Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el
 derecho a mantenerme callado/a"
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigracion.
 REPORTA LA REDADA!
 Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-343-1623.
 Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edúcalos sobre sus derechos.
 HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA!
 Sí inmigración detiene a un ser querido, busca un
 abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que
 alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un
 caso de detención y tal vez recibir una fianza.
 unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights
 United We Dream
queerenbian:

rawr0609:


simplytryingnottocry:

afunnyfeminist:

commanderoswald:


weavemama:

weavemama:

IMPORTANT INFO FOR WHAT’S CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN TRUMP’S AMERICA: a lot of unwarranted raids are happening across the U.S right now. The latest states that have been targeted by this massive sweep is California, Arizona, Texas, and now Georgia. Over 100 people have been detained, most likely without a warrant. And before someone says “they’re just keeping the criminals out!1!”, lawyers who were able to consult some of the people detained did not have a criminal record. There have also been reports of officers trailing kids walking home from school to lead to their parents.  These officers DO NOT. HAVE. THE RIGHT. TO DETAIN PEOPLE. WITHOUT. A WARRANT.  
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND DON’T FORGET TO #RESIST

Here’s some more info on what’s happening in Georgia 

I told you the Muslims were the first step. They’re coming after Latinos with no criminal records in their own homes now. Three minutes from my house they detained over 100 people yesterday and literally dragged them out of their houses. They are pulling drivers over on the streets asking for papers. They are following school buses home and arresting parents when they meet the children at the stops. They’re not releasing the names of anyone they have apprehended. They’re not answering any questions from journalists/CHIRLA/the public or giving reasons as to why they’re detaining people without access to immigration attorneys. ICE has gone rogue and it seems to be in retaliation for the 9th circuit ruling against the Muslim Ban. It was clear that the Justice Department was losing during arguments on Tuesday and about 24 hours later random raids all across the country started happening? Not a coincidence. 
Meanwhile on Twitter, Republicans are challenging each other to see who can report more “illegal looking people” to the ICE tip line. There are accounts proudly boasting their report tallies and encouraging more to follow suit. Others are saying they reported their neighbors or friends of friends. Any resemblance to Nazi Germany is not unintentional. Be safe out there. We’ve waded into very dangerous territory.


I don’t have a lot of followers, but any of you who can translate this in other languages, especially Arabic and French, please add to this post!

FRENCH TRANSLATION OF THE IMAGE’S INFORMATION 
-
TADUCTION FRANCOPHONE DES INFORMATIONS DE L’IMAGE
- - - 
Que faire si des agents du Bureau des Douanes et de l’Immigration (Immigration and Customs Enforcement - ICE) se présentent à votre porte
1 - N’ouvrez pas la porte; les agents du BDI (ICE) n’ont pas le droit d’entrer sans un mandat signé par un juge. S’ils déclarent avoir un mandat signé, dites-leur de le glisser sous la porte avant de l’ouvrir.
2 - Gardez le silence; le BDI peut utiliser tout ce que vous dites contre vous dans le cas juridique de votre immigration, alors annoncez que vous plaidez le silence sous le Cinquième Amendement.
3 - Ne signez rien; ne signez rien de ce que le BDI vous donne sans avoir parlé à un avocat ou un autre représentant pertinent. 
4 - Signalez la descente; prenez des photos, des notes, des vidéos du nombre d’agents, de leur numéro de badge et de ce qui s’est produit avec exactitude. Le numéro à rejoindre est le 1-844-343-1623, numéro de la ligne téléphonique de l’organisation “United We Dream” ou encore “Ensemble, Nous Rêvons”
5 - Battez-vous! Engagez un avocat digne de confiance et explorez toutes les options pour lesquelles vous battre dans votre cas. Si vous êtes détenus, vous pourrie être apte à obtenir une caution - ne perdez pas espoir!
source : unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights

Arabic Translation 

Chinese Translation

Korean Translation
Please we still need to translate this to Urdu, Vietnamese, Amharic, Farsi and any other languages in our communities. If anyone can do that add that to here. 
Download these. Put them up in libraries, bus stops, community centers, home depots, schools, even on the insides of bathroom stalls. 
PLEASE support United We Dream and sign up for their rapid response network. It’s a way to protect people in your community from deportation. 


@vaspider @thebibliosphere

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Alive, Being Alone, and Definitely: NOT
 EATING
 IS NOT
 OKAY
self-loved:
these-herbs-are-rare:

self-loved:

yuckyyou:

self-loved:

🌞 pls don’t delete the caption 🌞
reasons why eating regularly is so important
reasons to eat at least 3 meals a day
the secret to dieting is just eating better
9 reasons diets don’t work
7 ways to snack smarter
eating through ed recovery
contact a professional to help you through your recovery. they’re here to help you and guide you, as well as to be a confidant.
contact a professional before making any changes to a diet set by a doctor/nutritionist. restricting or changing your diet too soon can cause complications.
consult with them about how much and what you should be eating
remember that recovery is a process and it won’t become easy overnight
remember that you are not alone and food isn’t the enemy
remember that food is here to fuel you and keep you alive/healthy

neda recovery page
breakfast

5 reasons to eat breakfast
15 healthy ingredients to add to your breakfast
34 healthy breakfasts for busy mornings
vegan breakfasts
29 delicious vegan breakfasts
19 vegan breakfast recipes
vegetarian breakfasts
vegetarian breakfast and brunch ideas
34 quick and easy veggie packed breakfasts
breakfast
pescetarian breakfasts
pescatarian breakfasts from feastie
pescatarian breakfast
gluten free breakfasts
44 easy gf recipes for breakfast
51 healthy gf recipes
lunch

reasons to take that lunch break
livestrong: why is lunch so important?
22 healthy lunch ideas

cheap healthy lunch ideas for work (or school)
vegan lunches
32 vegan lunches you can take with you
15 vegan lunch ideas
vegetarian lunches

16 recipes that pack well for lunch (some vegan + gluten free)
25 best vegetarian recipes
41 easy vegetarian dishes
pescatarian lunches
pescatarian  cookbook
pesceterian kitchen
gluten free breakfasts
40 days of gf lunches

100 gf lunch ideas (for school)
dinner
healthy weeknight dinners
7 days of super healthy dinners
vegan dinners
20 easy vegan dinners
easy, healthy, vegan recipes
vegetarian dinners
80 vegetarian meals even meat eaters would love
20 minute healthy vegetarian recipes
pescatarian dinners
pescetarian dinner recipesgluten free dinners
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Boostt

Omg thank you so much!! 💞💞

What is ED? @self-loved

eating disorder

        

            
            

                
                
                    Alive, Being Alone, and Definitely: NOT
 EATING
 IS NOT
 OKAY
self-loved:
these-herbs-are-rare:

self-loved:

yuckyyou:

self-loved:

🌞 pls don’t delete the caption 🌞
reasons why eating regularly is so important
reasons to eat at least 3 meals a day
the secret to dieting is just eating better
9 reasons diets don’t work
7 ways to snack smarter
eating through ed recovery
contact a professional to help you through your recovery. they’re here to help you and guide you, as well as to be a confidant.
contact a professional before making any changes to a diet set by a doctor/nutritionist. restricting or changing your diet too soon can cause complications.
consult with them about how much and what you should be eating
remember that recovery is a process and it won’t become easy overnight
remember that you are not alone and food isn’t the enemy
remember that food is here to fuel you and keep you alive/healthy

neda recovery page
breakfast

5 reasons to eat breakfast
15 healthy ingredients to add to your breakfast
34 healthy breakfasts for busy mornings
vegan breakfasts
29 delicious vegan breakfasts
19 vegan breakfast recipes
vegetarian breakfasts
vegetarian breakfast and brunch ideas
34 quick and easy veggie packed breakfasts
breakfast
pescetarian breakfasts
pescatarian breakfasts from feastie
pescatarian breakfast
gluten free breakfasts
44 easy gf recipes for breakfast
51 healthy gf recipes
lunch

reasons to take that lunch break
livestrong: why is lunch so important?
22 healthy lunch ideas

cheap healthy lunch ideas for work (or school)
vegan lunches
32 vegan lunches you can take with you
15 vegan lunch ideas
vegetarian lunches

16 recipes that pack well for lunch (some vegan + gluten free)
25 best vegetarian recipes
41 easy vegetarian dishes
pescatarian lunches
pescatarian  cookbook
pesceterian kitchen
gluten free breakfasts
40 days of gf lunches

100 gf lunch ideas (for school)
dinner
healthy weeknight dinners
7 days of super healthy dinners
vegan dinners
20 easy vegan dinners
easy, healthy, vegan recipes
vegetarian dinners
80 vegetarian meals even meat eaters would love
20 minute healthy vegetarian recipes
pescatarian dinners
pescetarian dinner recipesgluten free dinners
15 easy gf dinners
healthy gf dinner ideas

Boostt

Omg thank you so much!! 💞💞

What is ED? @self-loved

eating disorder

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Dad, Drugs, and Facebook: ooo Verizon
 9:46 PM
 facebook.com
 jkxox
 if you know anyone that has cancer tell
 them to open an apricot seed and eat
 10 of the kernels every morning with a
 glass of orange juice
 joannnnneeee
 jkxox
 it contains vitamin B17 & laetrile which
 kills cancer cells, my dad made my
 mom do this everyday for a year and it
 worked, alhamdulilah
 Kate Rae
 Spread the word.
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elodieunderglass:

scientia-rex:

radvinesandheadbands:

chocolate–goddess:

cyberstripper:

queendamurk:

Spread the word

it’s true

Why don’t doctors tell people this

Guys you could save someone’s life.

Ah, yes, the “X kills cancer but doctors don’t want you to know” routine. Thanks for suggesting that I and everyone I have worked with for the last ten years don’t give a shit about saving lives because… I don’t know, we get the BIG BUCKS in academic research where there’s no actual profit motive??? 
Seriously. If something worked, there are academic researchers who would be working on it, even if major corporations refused to. 
Nothing is going to be an anti-cancer miracle and the people who claim they’ve found one are wrong. I don’t care whether they think they’re right or whether they’re trying to scam you. Do you even know how widely different cancer cell types are? Do you have any idea how many cellular molecular pathways go into producing different cancers? “Cancer” as a singular disease doesn’t exist. What works for HER-2 positive breast tumors doesn’t even come close to working for leukemia. And “well it can’t hurt” is often wrong. Foods that are supposed to work like drugs CAN have side effects, whether or not they help at all. Just ask somebody who ate a grapefruit right before they took their HIV medication. 
If you want to get a better understanding of cancer, read The Emperor of All Maladies or go to fucking medical school.

Worth noting, specifically regarding the apricot kernel thing:
(TW for poisoning, child poisoning, gaslighting)
There is no such vitamin as B17. You can call amygdalin “Vitamin B17″ if you want to, and some people do - but saying that apricot kernels contain two or more cancer-fighting ingredients is misleading. Vitamin B17, amygdalin and laetrile are functionally the same thing.
Apricot kernels contain other things besides the very small amounts of amygdalin you might get from them. 
Namely: cyanide.

CYANIDE.
This is a recommendation for an easy and convenient way to get cyanide poisoning.

50g of laetrile contains enough cyanide to kill you.
The symptoms of cyanide poisoning include stumbling, nerve damage, brain damage, disability, and of course death.
The UK’s Food Standards Agency recommended in 2006 that if people want to eat apricot kernels, they should limit them to 2 kernels per day - more than that puts you at risk for cyanide poisoning - but the consistent recommendation from alternative medicine peddlers is 10 kernels per day.

Here are some studies and case reports of people specifically poisoning themselves with apricot kernels, including a January 2015 paper on about a little 4-year-old boy who went into a coma, because parents just fed him handfuls of apricot kernels in an attempt to treat his brain tumor, until he collapsed from cyanide poisoning.
Complementary alternative medicine (CAM) encourages people to overdose on other “cyanogenic glycosides” - or natural products that can contain lethal amounts of cyanide. That’s the term to google if you’re interested in learning more.
Anyway, the reason doctors and scientists and pharmaceuticals are “keeping this a secret from you” is because there are plenty of other things that are just as effective at improving cancer outcomes - like psychosocial support, light guided meditation, or even practicing religious faith - which are easy to recommend, don’t require buying expensive supplements, aren’t toxic in large doses, and which DON’T ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU because that is a CONTRADICTION OF MEDICINE. 
OP’s phrasing of “my dad MADE my mom do this” plus my recent detective series kick makes me think how well this would work as a Perfect Murder Mystery Story. Like, the poor concerned daddy just wanted the cancer patient to get better! And she succumbs naturally and non-suspiciously to the cyanide. There would be less likelihood of an inquest for a cancer patient… and if the coroner noticed the cyanide, well, we all knew about her belief that the apricot kernels would save her. 
There you go, there’s a free murder mystery plot for you all. 
In conclusion, it’s important to analyze evidence independently or consult trusted advisors before starting a course of CAM. Like in all things that you see on social media.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Dad, Drugs, and Facebook: ooo Verizon
 9:46 PM
 facebook.com
 jkxox
 if you know anyone that has cancer tell
 them to open an apricot seed and eat
 10 of the kernels every morning with a
 glass of orange juice
 joannnnneeee
 jkxox
 it contains vitamin B17 & laetrile which
 kills cancer cells, my dad made my
 mom do this everyday for a year and it
 worked, alhamdulilah
 Kate Rae
 Spread the word.
 Mobile Uploads Yesterday at 4:05pm
 View Full Size Report Photo
 Like
 Share
 K
elodieunderglass:

scientia-rex:

radvinesandheadbands:

chocolate–goddess:

cyberstripper:

queendamurk:

Spread the word

it’s true

Why don’t doctors tell people this

Guys you could save someone’s life.

Ah, yes, the “X kills cancer but doctors don’t want you to know” routine. Thanks for suggesting that I and everyone I have worked with for the last ten years don’t give a shit about saving lives because… I don’t know, we get the BIG BUCKS in academic research where there’s no actual profit motive??? 
Seriously. If something worked, there are academic researchers who would be working on it, even if major corporations refused to. 
Nothing is going to be an anti-cancer miracle and the people who claim they’ve found one are wrong. I don’t care whether they think they’re right or whether they’re trying to scam you. Do you even know how widely different cancer cell types are? Do you have any idea how many cellular molecular pathways go into producing different cancers? “Cancer” as a singular disease doesn’t exist. What works for HER-2 positive breast tumors doesn’t even come close to working for leukemia. And “well it can’t hurt” is often wrong. Foods that are supposed to work like drugs CAN have side effects, whether or not they help at all. Just ask somebody who ate a grapefruit right before they took their HIV medication. 
If you want to get a better understanding of cancer, read The Emperor of All Maladies or go to fucking medical school.

Worth noting, specifically regarding the apricot kernel thing:
(TW for poisoning, child poisoning, gaslighting)
There is no such vitamin as B17. You can call amygdalin “Vitamin B17″ if you want to, and some people do - but saying that apricot kernels contain two or more cancer-fighting ingredients is misleading. Vitamin B17, amygdalin and laetrile are functionally the same thing.
Apricot kernels contain other things besides the very small amounts of amygdalin you might get from them. 
Namely: cyanide.

CYANIDE.
This is a recommendation for an easy and convenient way to get cyanide poisoning.

50g of laetrile contains enough cyanide to kill you.
The symptoms of cyanide poisoning include stumbling, nerve damage, brain damage, disability, and of course death.
The UK’s Food Standards Agency recommended in 2006 that if people want to eat apricot kernels, they should limit them to 2 kernels per day - more than that puts you at risk for cyanide poisoning - but the consistent recommendation from alternative medicine peddlers is 10 kernels per day.

Here are some studies and case reports of people specifically poisoning themselves with apricot kernels, including a January 2015 paper on about a little 4-year-old boy who went into a coma, because parents just fed him handfuls of apricot kernels in an attempt to treat his brain tumor, until he collapsed from cyanide poisoning.
Complementary alternative medicine (CAM) encourages people to overdose on other “cyanogenic glycosides” - or natural products that can contain lethal amounts of cyanide. That’s the term to google if you’re interested in learning more.
Anyway, the reason doctors and scientists and pharmaceuticals are “keeping this a secret from you” is because there are plenty of other things that are just as effective at improving cancer outcomes - like psychosocial support, light guided meditation, or even practicing religious faith - which are easy to recommend, don’t require buying expensive supplements, aren’t toxic in large doses, and which DON’T ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU because that is a CONTRADICTION OF MEDICINE. 
OP’s phrasing of “my dad MADE my mom do this” plus my recent detective series kick makes me think how well this would work as a Perfect Murder Mystery Story. Like, the poor concerned daddy just wanted the cancer patient to get better! And she succumbs naturally and non-suspiciously to the cyanide. There would be less likelihood of an inquest for a cancer patient… and if the coroner noticed the cyanide, well, we all knew about her belief that the apricot kernels would save her. 
There you go, there’s a free murder mystery plot for you all. 
In conclusion, it’s important to analyze evidence independently or consult trusted advisors before starting a course of CAM. Like in all things that you see on social media.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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