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lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.] : lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

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serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: the-anon-recovery-group: Um… 😐… what? Looks like after a doctor said that bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and UV light could kill the virus, he pondered whether that could somehow be used inside the body as a treatment. He then followed up saying to consult a doctor but, of course, nobody seems to care about that part. nobody cares about that because any competent person with a 3rd-grade education wouldn’t even think to ask if you can inject disinfectant into your body I know. How could anyone ever think that injecting a poison into your body could cure you. Guess things like chemotherapy don’t exist. go ahead, inject bleach into your body dude Naw. I think I will do what he said and consult a doctor. The fact that you don’t seem to understand that part of it is honestly a bit strange. ask your doctor if you should inject bleach into your body and they will laugh at you : serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: serbianslayer: nonenosome: the-anon-recovery-group: Um… 😐… what? Looks like after a doctor said that bleach, isopropyl alcohol, and UV light could kill the virus, he pondered whether that could somehow be used inside the body as a treatment. He then followed up saying to consult a doctor but, of course, nobody seems to care about that part. nobody cares about that because any competent person with a 3rd-grade education wouldn’t even think to ask if you can inject disinfectant into your body I know. How could anyone ever think that injecting a poison into your body could cure you. Guess things like chemotherapy don’t exist. go ahead, inject bleach into your body dude Naw. I think I will do what he said and consult a doctor. The fact that you don’t seem to understand that part of it is honestly a bit strange. ask your doctor if you should inject bleach into your body and they will laugh at you

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nittany-tiger: bolodelalialailabulletblender: pyronoid-d: crisontumblr: neogeotorpedo: stamda: imgonnafucktherobot: thatmetticguy: pyronoid-d: look how many fucking endings and routes this game had this is also ignoring the true ending is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map fun fact in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it what the fuck It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit: I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on. For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing? this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today JESUS Didn’t know Shadow had all of that stuff in it. : nittany-tiger: bolodelalialailabulletblender: pyronoid-d: crisontumblr: neogeotorpedo: stamda: imgonnafucktherobot: thatmetticguy: pyronoid-d: look how many fucking endings and routes this game had this is also ignoring the true ending is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map fun fact in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it what the fuck It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit: I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on. For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing? this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today JESUS Didn’t know Shadow had all of that stuff in it.

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Consult: Quan @Titttieslover How many of y'all can admit u talk to yourself ?? ERVIN @darion thepoet Why wouldn't I consult the realest nigga I know?

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I have a line ready but want to consult Reddit: 2:28 < Now you have to do the pickup line Sent Yesterday 3:32 PM ls your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it! Send Type a message J GIF I have a line ready but want to consult Reddit

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solarpunkarchivist: sanscarte: branwyn-says: lifehacksthatwork: Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible! EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience. ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath. Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc. Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms. Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question! : Heart Attack Warning Signs A guide to better understand heart attack warning signs from Marshfield Clinic & Shine3bs Women Lightheadedness or dizziness Men Cold sweat or nausea Upper back pressure Chest pressure or pain Chest pressure Shortness of breath Shortness of breath Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck, jaw or stomach Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck jaw or stomach Fainting or extreme fatigue If you have any of these 5 symptoms for more than 5 minutes and are unsure of Women might not experience the chest pain that is often noted as the most common sign of heart attack. the cause, call 9-1-1. Treatments work best if given Some women who have had heart within 1 hour of when heart attacks say they thought they had the symptoms associated with the flu attack symptoms begin. Experts at Heart Marshfield Clinic solarpunkarchivist: sanscarte: branwyn-says: lifehacksthatwork: Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible! EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience. ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath. Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc. Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms. Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!

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oh, i do that: Quan @Titttieslover How many of y'all can admit u talk to yourself ?? ERVIN @darion thepoet Why wouldn't I consult the realest nigga I know? oh, i do that

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oh, i do that by xd_madox MORE MEMES: Quan @Titttieslover How many of y'all can admit u talk to yourself ?? ERVIN @darion thepoet Why wouldn't I consult the realest nigga I know? oh, i do that by xd_madox MORE MEMES

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One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while: Luke 21 Bouncer at Lucky's Bar University of Wisconsin-Madison 2 miles away Find me at a bar and use promo code: TINDER for a free drink! *limit one drink per match, valid only to current matches, non-transferrable, limited time offer, not valid while drinking at Lucky's 1313"a. Warning: drinking with Luke may cause severe intoxication, loss of balance, nausea, and possibly death, please consult your bestfriend before making the switch to Luke** One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

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She said she was a dog trainer.: 10:06 57 Jillian Today 9:58 PM So how is it having the best job in history? How is it being the fifth person to ask me that? Oh I'm sorry I didn't consult my list of questions Jillian is tired of being asked. Sent Type a message... GIF I'm We QwE R T Y U' I'o' P 8 2 33 б ОР A SD FGH J KL Z X C V B N M X ?123 She said she was a dog trainer.

She said she was a dog trainer.

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Please consult your doctor for a proper diagnoses: Google how to know if i have how to know if i have anxiety how to know ifi have depression how to know if i have diabetes how to know if i have fever how to know if i have python installed Google-Suche Auf gut Glück! Weitere Informationen Unangemessene Vervollständigungen melden Please consult your doctor for a proper diagnoses

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Doing the lords work.: YOU MATCHED WITH JOSHUA ON 24/07/2019. Hi Wednesday 23:30 What's your opinion on being tied up wearing nothing but your heels? X Thursday 05:27 That you need to consult the bible L Doing the lords work.

Doing the lords work.

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Consult with your doctor before using: Medication commerical: side effects include nausea, new or worsening depression, rectal bleeding and death. People in the commercial: Consult with your doctor before using

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Consult with your doctor before using: Medicine commercial: side effects may include liver failure, sudden urge to kill people and painful death People in the commercial: Consult with your doctor before using

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thats-tea: A terminally ill man who only had 3 months to live and started trying anything, is now completely cancer free. Cancer had spread throughout his whole body. He says he tried a $5 dog-deworming medicine, and is claiming that it’s because of that he’s now free of a cancer that covered him from head to toe. : (fe 4.99 Consult y treatmen Drug Fa Active in Fenbend Purpose Uses: Fo (Tox Ancylos Whipwor pisifo Human reach of Adverse (about 1 with use When us ,00 59加 thats-tea: A terminally ill man who only had 3 months to live and started trying anything, is now completely cancer free. Cancer had spread throughout his whole body. He says he tried a $5 dog-deworming medicine, and is claiming that it’s because of that he’s now free of a cancer that covered him from head to toe.

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MORTAL KOMBAT MEMES ON THE RISE!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2VsClgC: 6yo me:*opens door* Friend: Ey you coming out to play? 6yo me: I MUST CONSULT VITH THE ELDER GODS MORTAL KOMBAT MEMES ON THE RISE!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2VsClgC

MORTAL KOMBAT MEMES ON THE RISE!!! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2VsClgC

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anonymous-error:“wearing weird cartoons”: My son is calling himself a furry. How do Lately my son has taken interest in wearing costumes and weird cartoons. He's 17 and I don't know what to do. Is this just a phase? Should I consult a professional? Best Answer Asker's Choice Anne answered 7 months ago God help you Asker's rating&comment ek anonymous-error:“wearing weird cartoons”

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novelty-gift-ideas: Dehydrated Water : i) DEHYDRATED WATER Just Add Water! boz Ca Makes Up t Infinite Ballons lottwightMagicales, htPA-Fadium Rea gani ntweight ree Low-S gical Yes, This is 6 EXCESSIVE DI HYDROGEN MONOXIDE CAN SE BE DANGE CONSULT WITH DOCTOR BEFORE U SERIOUSLY. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? DEHYDRATED WATER Just Add Water! novelty-gift-ideas: Dehydrated Water

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novelty-gift-ideas: Dehydrated Water : i) DEHYDRATED WATER Just Add Water! boz Ca Makes Up t Infinite Ballons lottwightMagicales, htPA-Fadium Rea gani ntweight ree Low-S gical Yes, This is 6 EXCESSIVE DI HYDROGEN MONOXIDE CAN SE BE DANGE CONSULT WITH DOCTOR BEFORE U SERIOUSLY. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? DEHYDRATED WATER Just Add Water! novelty-gift-ideas: Dehydrated Water

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Excuse me, what the fuck.: Arhes Feb 20 Mar 20 Mar 21 - Apr 19 Ap can consult the stars, but,like, they're not The man on your street corner wearing a The going tohelp you whenthe crab people come. plastic sign that reads THE END IS NIGH rea isn't a crazy person, hes a trendsetter LOL dafuk Gemini Cancer May 21 Jun 20 Jun 21 -Jul 23 Don't. Trust. Libra. They're plotting against The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows you with every breath. If they invite you will fly. There's not much time left anywhere, bring something sturdy with which to defend yourself Ap The rea Libra Sept 24-0ct 23 Virgo Aug 24 Sept 23 Do you ever just lean back, reflect long and You know, Geminis been looking a little hard on all the knowledge you've been down lately. Do something nice for them, affordedin yourlife, and think, Man. Those throw a party! But ma Blues Brothers had it right!" ake it a surprise Excuse me, what the fuck.

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O.G: Quan @Titttieslover How many of y'all can admit u talk to yourself ?? ERVIN @darion_thepoet Why wouldn't I consult the realest nigga I know? O.G

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O.G by diptim01 MORE MEMES: Quan @Titttieslover How many of y'all can admit u talk to yourself ?? ERVIN @darion_thepoet Why wouldn't I consult the realest nigga I know? O.G by diptim01 MORE MEMES

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Consult: Ben Kling + @benkling I know it's cliche to say so, but this hospital charging parents "$39.95" to hold their newborn baby Is a REALLY tight microcosm of capitalism Itemized Statement of Services Patient Name: Encounter Number 16 DESCRIPTION CPT CODE QUANTITY AMOUNT $52.82 19 38 LEVEL 1 LEVEL 3 5212.04 DELIVERY C SECTION 79 $3106.28 SKIN TO SKIN AFTER C-SEC IP LACTATION CONSULT LVL 1 BILLED SELECT MED COMMERCIAL INSURANCE PAYMENT 539.35 $61.96 $0.00 2 MENTS 1 $6087.15 CONTRACTUAL ALLOWANCE ADJUSTMENT 1 $556682 PAYMENTS & ADJUSTMENTS: CURRENT BALANCE: $1626.52 $13280.49 $11653.97

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I miss the days when games came with manuals

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What the hell ?: Feb z0- Mar 20 Ap You can consult the stans but le, thyre not The man on your street comer wearing a The theơabpeople anne plastic sign that reads"THE END IS NIGH" rea Mar 21 - Apr 19 going tohelp you when snt a crazy person, he's a trendsetter LOL dafuk Gemini Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 23 May 21- Jun 20 Ap The Don't. Trust. tibra. They're plotting against The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows you with every breath. if they invite you will fly There's not much time left anywhere, bring something sturdy with which to defend yourselt Libra Sept 24-Oct 23 Virgo Aug 24- Sept 23 Do you ever just lean back, reflect long and You know, Gemini's been looking a lttle hard on all the knowledge you've been down lately, Do something nice for them afforded in yourlife and think,"Man. Thos throw a party But make it a surprise Blues Brothers had it right! What the hell ?

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Let me tell you about your Sign: Feb 20- Mar 20 Mar 21- Apr 19 Ap Yfou can consult the stars but, lile theyre not The man on your street comer wearing a The gong to help you when the crab people come plastic sign that reads THE END IS NIGH rea snt a crary person, he's a trendsetter. LOL dafuk Gemini Cancer May 21 Jun 20 Jun 21 - Jul 23 Don't. Trust. Libra. They 're plotting against The sun will rise tonorrow and the crows you with every breath If they invite youwill ly. There's not much time left anywhere, bring something sturdy with which to defend yourself Ap The rea Libra Virgo Sept 24- Oct 23 Aug 24 Sept 23 Do you ever just lean back,reflect long and You know, Geminis been looking a itte hard on all the knowledge you've beenown lately, Do something nice for them afforded in yourlife, and think "Man.Those throw a party But makeit a surprise Blues Brothers had it right! Let me tell you about your Sign

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bubblesthewaterbender: gelfling: cockyhorror: rosie-girl: gotitforcheap: this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning Modern ghost story Did reddit save this dudes life What the fuck NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE. he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now. The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium. This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories. : MA] Post-it notes left in apartment. (self.legaladvice) submitted 1 year ago by RBradbury1920 On the 15th of April I found a yellow post-it note in a handwriting that wasn't mine on my desk reminding me of some errands I had to do, but told literally nobody about. While odd, I chalked it up to something I did in my sleep, thinking maybe in my half-awake state I scrawled it so it didn't appear to be my handwriting. I threw it out and thought little of it On the 19th, I found another post it note on the back of my desk chain, in the same handwriting as the previous note, telling me to make sure I "saved my documents". I was freaked out, but there were no other signs of a break-in, so I set up a web-cam in my house aimed at my desk and used a security-cam app for it to record after detecting movement On the 28th, I woke up to find another post-it note, this one saying "Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you, but it's important we do." I immediately checked the webcam's folder on my computer and found nothing from the night before, but my computer's recycling bin had been emptied, which I am certain I did not do recently, indicating someone had noticed the webcam and deleted the files. (They were just saved straight to a folder on my desktop called "Webcam". Today, on the 1st of May, I found another post it note, this time on the outside of my door, with nothing written on it- and there also appeared to be post-its on many other doors in my apartment complex, all blank, in varying colors Do I have any legal recourse here? I have no proof except for the post its, but those are written by my pen and on my post-it notes, so conceivably I could have faked them. Would contacting the police get me into any trouble, if they can't determine an outside source for this? I just want to make sure I'm not wasting anyone's time Should I consult my landlord? Those also living in the complex? C-1 Kakkerlak 6468 points 1 year agox28 You seem sincere and this doesn't appear to be the plot of a Ray Bradbury short story. It's possible that your landlord is leaving notes inside your apartment, but they don't make any sense in the context you're describing them. It's likely that you are writing the notes yourself, but you are forgetting. Do you use post-it notes as reminders in any other parts of your life or job? Yes, this might be a mental health issue. You might be experiencing some sort of dissociative disorder. Or it might be a physical problem. You mentioned that you have a very unusual narrow bedroom with no windows; is there a chance that you are not getting enough ventilation when you sleep, or that there is a carbon monoxide leak in the building? A cheap Co detector (which you should have anyway) is a fast way to find out. You'll also have really bad headaches. You know your own medical and mental history and your other experiences. If you think these incidents might be you, writing notes to yourself, there's no shame in getting somebody qualified to give you an opinion. permalink embed - RBradbury1920 [S] 4176 points 1 year ago I have had really bad headaches... And I actually already do have a CO detector, guess I should probably take that out of it's box and plug it in. -l acets 1574 points 1 year ago So, what's the verdict permalink embed parent [-1 Keegan320 2960 points 1 year ago He created another thread, it was CO permalink embed parent bubblesthewaterbender: gelfling: cockyhorror: rosie-girl: gotitforcheap: this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning Modern ghost story Did reddit save this dudes life What the fuck NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE. he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now. The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium. This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

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forgottenghosty: jamisings: slbtumblng: thehorrorsofgoodwill: That other Disney ride they wanted to make a franchise of. To be honest, the mausoleum scene was probably the last good zombie scene iv’e seen in decades, cause any decent movie that features living dead should show them coming from a graveyard, a coffin, etc… Also you can’t go wrong with Rick Baker. The Haunted Mansion is one where Disney needs to let go of it’s “family friendly” thing and just plain out go hard-R. Yes, the zombie scene was great, but when you’re on the ride you can tell most of the ghosts are people who died pretty horribly. That’s why there’s ghosts. It’s time for Disney to just grow up. Funny enough, that’s why I call ‘Crimson Peak’ the Adult Haunted Mansion.It also feels like it’s a bit of a practice due to the fact Guillermo del Toro directed Crimson Peak and also was one of the screenplay writers. He created amazing backstories for the characters and being greatly part of the whole thing.He even had Haunted Mansion Wallpaper used in the movie.Not only that but he loves the ride and mythos of it. He’s been working on a reboot screenplay for Haunted Mansion at least since 2010 and is still doing so. I also hope he will be directing it once he has it finished. He’s been quoted saying: “The thing I want to do is remake it.” “The movie I see in my head of the Haunted Mansion is not, I believe, what everyone is imagining it to be. It’s not just a regular world with a haunted mansion plopped in the middle. I really am thinking of a movie that has a heightened reality.” “We are not making it a comedy. We are making it scary and fun at the same time, but scary will be scary.” He also has said that The Hatbox Ghost is the main haunt.He even contacted Walt Disney World Imagineer Jason Surrell as possible consult.Del Toro has said that he is aiming for a PG-13 though.In 2012 he had submitted a draft and got good feedback from Disney over it.Last year he even said he was still writing.Back in 2010 they released teaser images:I’m almost willing to bet Del Toro will use the same people he has for his films as well to play many of the ghosts and doing the make up.: F U L L S C R E E N forgottenghosty: jamisings: slbtumblng: thehorrorsofgoodwill: That other Disney ride they wanted to make a franchise of. To be honest, the mausoleum scene was probably the last good zombie scene iv’e seen in decades, cause any decent movie that features living dead should show them coming from a graveyard, a coffin, etc… Also you can’t go wrong with Rick Baker. The Haunted Mansion is one where Disney needs to let go of it’s “family friendly” thing and just plain out go hard-R. Yes, the zombie scene was great, but when you’re on the ride you can tell most of the ghosts are people who died pretty horribly. That’s why there’s ghosts. It’s time for Disney to just grow up. Funny enough, that’s why I call ‘Crimson Peak’ the Adult Haunted Mansion.It also feels like it’s a bit of a practice due to the fact Guillermo del Toro directed Crimson Peak and also was one of the screenplay writers. He created amazing backstories for the characters and being greatly part of the whole thing.He even had Haunted Mansion Wallpaper used in the movie.Not only that but he loves the ride and mythos of it. He’s been working on a reboot screenplay for Haunted Mansion at least since 2010 and is still doing so. I also hope he will be directing it once he has it finished. He’s been quoted saying: “The thing I want to do is remake it.” “The movie I see in my head of the Haunted Mansion is not, I believe, what everyone is imagining it to be. It’s not just a regular world with a haunted mansion plopped in the middle. I really am thinking of a movie that has a heightened reality.” “We are not making it a comedy. We are making it scary and fun at the same time, but scary will be scary.” He also has said that The Hatbox Ghost is the main haunt.He even contacted Walt Disney World Imagineer Jason Surrell as possible consult.Del Toro has said that he is aiming for a PG-13 though.In 2012 he had submitted a draft and got good feedback from Disney over it.Last year he even said he was still writing.Back in 2010 they released teaser images:I’m almost willing to bet Del Toro will use the same people he has for his films as well to play many of the ghosts and doing the make up.

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queerenbian: rawr0609: simplytryingnottocry: afunnyfeminist: commanderoswald: weavemama: weavemama: IMPORTANT INFO FOR WHAT’S CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN TRUMP’S AMERICA: a lot of unwarranted raids are happening across the U.S right now. The latest states that have been targeted by this massive sweep is California, Arizona, Texas, and now Georgia. Over 100 people have been detained, most likely without a warrant. And before someone says “they’re just keeping the criminals out!1!”, lawyers who were able to consult some of the people detained did not have a criminal record. There have also been reports of officers trailing kids walking home from school to lead to their parents. These officers DO NOT. HAVE. THE RIGHT. TO DETAIN PEOPLE. WITHOUT. A WARRANT. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND DON’T FORGET TO #RESIST Here’s some more info on what’s happening in Georgia I told you the Muslims were the first step. They’re coming after Latinos with no criminal records in their own homes now. Three minutes from my house they detained over 100 people yesterday and literally dragged them out of their houses. They are pulling drivers over on the streets asking for papers. They are following school buses home and arresting parents when they meet the children at the stops. They’re not releasing the names of anyone they have apprehended. They’re not answering any questions from journalists/CHIRLA/the public or giving reasons as to why they’re detaining people without access to immigration attorneys. ICE has gone rogue and it seems to be in retaliation for the 9th circuit ruling against the Muslim Ban. It was clear that the Justice Department was losing during arguments on Tuesday and about 24 hours later random raids all across the country started happening? Not a coincidence. Meanwhile on Twitter, Republicans are challenging each other to see who can report more “illegal looking people” to the ICE tip line. There are accounts proudly boasting their report tallies and encouraging more to follow suit. Others are saying they reported their neighbors or friends of friends. Any resemblance to Nazi Germany is not unintentional. Be safe out there. We’ve waded into very dangerous territory. I don’t have a lot of followers, but any of you who can translate this in other languages, especially Arabic and French, please add to this post! FRENCH TRANSLATION OF THE IMAGE’S INFORMATION - TADUCTION FRANCOPHONE DES INFORMATIONS DE L’IMAGE - - - Que faire si des agents du Bureau des Douanes et de l’Immigration (Immigration and Customs Enforcement - ICE) se présentent à votre porte 1 - N’ouvrez pas la porte; les agents du BDI (ICE) n’ont pas le droit d’entrer sans un mandat signé par un juge. S’ils déclarent avoir un mandat signé, dites-leur de le glisser sous la porte avant de l’ouvrir. 2 - Gardez le silence; le BDI peut utiliser tout ce que vous dites contre vous dans le cas juridique de votre immigration, alors annoncez que vous plaidez le silence sous le Cinquième Amendement. 3 - Ne signez rien; ne signez rien de ce que le BDI vous donne sans avoir parlé à un avocat ou un autre représentant pertinent. 4 - Signalez la descente; prenez des photos, des notes, des vidéos du nombre d’agents, de leur numéro de badge et de ce qui s’est produit avec exactitude. Le numéro à rejoindre est le 1-844-343-1623, numéro de la ligne téléphonique de l’organisation “United We Dream” ou encore “Ensemble, Nous Rêvons” 5 - Battez-vous! Engagez un avocat digne de confiance et explorez toutes les options pour lesquelles vous battre dans votre cas. Si vous êtes détenus, vous pourrie être apte à obtenir une caution - ne perdez pas espoir! source : unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights Arabic Translation Chinese Translation Korean Translation Please we still need to translate this to Urdu, Vietnamese, Amharic, Farsi and any other languages in our communities. If anyone can do that add that to here. Download these. Put them up in libraries, bus stops, community centers, home depots, schools, even on the insides of bathroom stalls. PLEASE support United We Dream and sign up for their rapid response network. It’s a way to protect people in your community from deportation. @vaspider @thebibliosphere : WHAT TO DO IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR DO NOT OPEN DOORS ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the warrant under the door before you open. REMAIN SILENT ICE can use anything you say against you in your immigration case so claim your right to remain silent! Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent" DO NOT SIGN Don't sign anything ICE gives you without talking to an attorney. REPORT THE RAID! Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-343-1623. Take pictures, video and notes: badge numbers, number of agents, exactly what happened! FIGHT BACK! Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all options to fight your case. If detained, you may be able to get bail - don't give up hope! unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights United We Dreami EN CASO DE REDADAS ¿QUÉ PUEDES HACER? NO ABRAS LA PUERTA Pregúntale a la migra si tienen una orden de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo de la puerta. GUARDA SILENCIO Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a. Si te confrontan agentes de inmigración, di: "Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el derecho a mantenerme callado/a" NO FIRMES No firmes nada que te den los agentes de inmigracion. REPORTA LA REDADA! Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-343-1623. Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo que sucede y edúcalos sobre sus derechos. HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA! Sí inmigración detiene a un ser querido, busca un abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un caso de detención y tal vez recibir una fianza. unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights United We Dream queerenbian: rawr0609: simplytryingnottocry: afunnyfeminist: commanderoswald: weavemama: weavemama: IMPORTANT INFO FOR WHAT’S CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN TRUMP’S AMERICA: a lot of unwarranted raids are happening across the U.S right now. The latest states that have been targeted by this massive sweep is California, Arizona, Texas, and now Georgia. Over 100 people have been detained, most likely without a warrant. And before someone says “they’re just keeping the criminals out!1!”, lawyers who were able to consult some of the people detained did not have a criminal record. There have also been reports of officers trailing kids walking home from school to lead to their parents. These officers DO NOT. HAVE. THE RIGHT. TO DETAIN PEOPLE. WITHOUT. A WARRANT. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND DON’T FORGET TO #RESIST Here’s some more info on what’s happening in Georgia I told you the Muslims were the first step. They’re coming after Latinos with no criminal records in their own homes now. Three minutes from my house they detained over 100 people yesterday and literally dragged them out of their houses. They are pulling drivers over on the streets asking for papers. They are following school buses home and arresting parents when they meet the children at the stops. They’re not releasing the names of anyone they have apprehended. They’re not answering any questions from journalists/CHIRLA/the public or giving reasons as to why they’re detaining people without access to immigration attorneys. ICE has gone rogue and it seems to be in retaliation for the 9th circuit ruling against the Muslim Ban. It was clear that the Justice Department was losing during arguments on Tuesday and about 24 hours later random raids all across the country started happening? Not a coincidence. Meanwhile on Twitter, Republicans are challenging each other to see who can report more “illegal looking people” to the ICE tip line. There are accounts proudly boasting their report tallies and encouraging more to follow suit. Others are saying they reported their neighbors or friends of friends. Any resemblance to Nazi Germany is not unintentional. Be safe out there. We’ve waded into very dangerous territory. I don’t have a lot of followers, but any of you who can translate this in other languages, especially Arabic and French, please add to this post! FRENCH TRANSLATION OF THE IMAGE’S INFORMATION - TADUCTION FRANCOPHONE DES INFORMATIONS DE L’IMAGE - - - Que faire si des agents du Bureau des Douanes et de l’Immigration (Immigration and Customs Enforcement - ICE) se présentent à votre porte 1 - N’ouvrez pas la porte; les agents du BDI (ICE) n’ont pas le droit d’entrer sans un mandat signé par un juge. S’ils déclarent avoir un mandat signé, dites-leur de le glisser sous la porte avant de l’ouvrir. 2 - Gardez le silence; le BDI peut utiliser tout ce que vous dites contre vous dans le cas juridique de votre immigration, alors annoncez que vous plaidez le silence sous le Cinquième Amendement. 3 - Ne signez rien; ne signez rien de ce que le BDI vous donne sans avoir parlé à un avocat ou un autre représentant pertinent. 4 - Signalez la descente; prenez des photos, des notes, des vidéos du nombre d’agents, de leur numéro de badge et de ce qui s’est produit avec exactitude. Le numéro à rejoindre est le 1-844-343-1623, numéro de la ligne téléphonique de l’organisation “United We Dream” ou encore “Ensemble, Nous Rêvons” 5 - Battez-vous! Engagez un avocat digne de confiance et explorez toutes les options pour lesquelles vous battre dans votre cas. Si vous êtes détenus, vous pourrie être apte à obtenir une caution - ne perdez pas espoir! source : unitedwedream.org/KnowYourRights Arabic Translation Chinese Translation Korean Translation Please we still need to translate this to Urdu, Vietnamese, Amharic, Farsi and any other languages in our communities. If anyone can do that add that to here. Download these. Put them up in libraries, bus stops, community centers, home depots, schools, even on the insides of bathroom stalls. PLEASE support United We Dream and sign up for their rapid response network. It’s a way to protect people in your community from deportation. @vaspider @thebibliosphere

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elodieunderglass: scientia-rex: radvinesandheadbands: chocolate–goddess: cyberstripper: queendamurk: Spread the word it’s true Why don’t doctors tell people this Guys you could save someone’s life. Ah, yes, the “X kills cancer but doctors don’t want you to know” routine. Thanks for suggesting that I and everyone I have worked with for the last ten years don’t give a shit about saving lives because… I don’t know, we get the BIG BUCKS in academic research where there’s no actual profit motive??? Seriously. If something worked, there are academic researchers who would be working on it, even if major corporations refused to. Nothing is going to be an anti-cancer miracle and the people who claim they’ve found one are wrong. I don’t care whether they think they’re right or whether they’re trying to scam you. Do you even know how widely different cancer cell types are? Do you have any idea how many cellular molecular pathways go into producing different cancers? “Cancer” as a singular disease doesn’t exist. What works for HER-2 positive breast tumors doesn’t even come close to working for leukemia. And “well it can’t hurt” is often wrong. Foods that are supposed to work like drugs CAN have side effects, whether or not they help at all. Just ask somebody who ate a grapefruit right before they took their HIV medication. If you want to get a better understanding of cancer, read The Emperor of All Maladies or go to fucking medical school. Worth noting, specifically regarding the apricot kernel thing: (TW for poisoning, child poisoning, gaslighting) There is no such vitamin as B17. You can call amygdalin “Vitamin B17″ if you want to, and some people do - but saying that apricot kernels contain two or more cancer-fighting ingredients is misleading. Vitamin B17, amygdalin and laetrile are functionally the same thing. Apricot kernels contain other things besides the very small amounts of amygdalin you might get from them. Namely: cyanide. CYANIDE. This is a recommendation for an easy and convenient way to get cyanide poisoning. 50g of laetrile contains enough cyanide to kill you. The symptoms of cyanide poisoning include stumbling, nerve damage, brain damage, disability, and of course death. The UK’s Food Standards Agency recommended in 2006 that if people want to eat apricot kernels, they should limit them to 2 kernels per day - more than that puts you at risk for cyanide poisoning - but the consistent recommendation from alternative medicine peddlers is 10 kernels per day. Here are some studies and case reports of people specifically poisoning themselves with apricot kernels, including a January 2015 paper on about a little 4-year-old boy who went into a coma, because parents just fed him handfuls of apricot kernels in an attempt to treat his brain tumor, until he collapsed from cyanide poisoning. Complementary alternative medicine (CAM) encourages people to overdose on other “cyanogenic glycosides” - or natural products that can contain lethal amounts of cyanide. That’s the term to google if you’re interested in learning more. Anyway, the reason doctors and scientists and pharmaceuticals are “keeping this a secret from you” is because there are plenty of other things that are just as effective at improving cancer outcomes - like psychosocial support, light guided meditation, or even practicing religious faith - which are easy to recommend, don’t require buying expensive supplements, aren’t toxic in large doses, and which DON’T ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU because that is a CONTRADICTION OF MEDICINE. OP’s phrasing of “my dad MADE my mom do this” plus my recent detective series kick makes me think how well this would work as a Perfect Murder Mystery Story. Like, the poor concerned daddy just wanted the cancer patient to get better! And she succumbs naturally and non-suspiciously to the cyanide. There would be less likelihood of an inquest for a cancer patient… and if the coroner noticed the cyanide, well, we all knew about her belief that the apricot kernels would save her. There you go, there’s a free murder mystery plot for you all. In conclusion, it’s important to analyze evidence independently or consult trusted advisors before starting a course of CAM. Like in all things that you see on social media. : ooo Verizon 9:46 PM facebook.com jkxox if you know anyone that has cancer tell them to open an apricot seed and eat 10 of the kernels every morning with a glass of orange juice joannnnneeee jkxox it contains vitamin B17 & laetrile which kills cancer cells, my dad made my mom do this everyday for a year and it worked, alhamdulilah Kate Rae Spread the word. Mobile Uploads Yesterday at 4:05pm View Full Size Report Photo Like Share K elodieunderglass: scientia-rex: radvinesandheadbands: chocolate–goddess: cyberstripper: queendamurk: Spread the word it’s true Why don’t doctors tell people this Guys you could save someone’s life. Ah, yes, the “X kills cancer but doctors don’t want you to know” routine. Thanks for suggesting that I and everyone I have worked with for the last ten years don’t give a shit about saving lives because… I don’t know, we get the BIG BUCKS in academic research where there’s no actual profit motive??? Seriously. If something worked, there are academic researchers who would be working on it, even if major corporations refused to. Nothing is going to be an anti-cancer miracle and the people who claim they’ve found one are wrong. I don’t care whether they think they’re right or whether they’re trying to scam you. Do you even know how widely different cancer cell types are? Do you have any idea how many cellular molecular pathways go into producing different cancers? “Cancer” as a singular disease doesn’t exist. What works for HER-2 positive breast tumors doesn’t even come close to working for leukemia. And “well it can’t hurt” is often wrong. Foods that are supposed to work like drugs CAN have side effects, whether or not they help at all. Just ask somebody who ate a grapefruit right before they took their HIV medication. If you want to get a better understanding of cancer, read The Emperor of All Maladies or go to fucking medical school. Worth noting, specifically regarding the apricot kernel thing: (TW for poisoning, child poisoning, gaslighting) There is no such vitamin as B17. You can call amygdalin “Vitamin B17″ if you want to, and some people do - but saying that apricot kernels contain two or more cancer-fighting ingredients is misleading. Vitamin B17, amygdalin and laetrile are functionally the same thing. Apricot kernels contain other things besides the very small amounts of amygdalin you might get from them. Namely: cyanide. CYANIDE. This is a recommendation for an easy and convenient way to get cyanide poisoning. 50g of laetrile contains enough cyanide to kill you. The symptoms of cyanide poisoning include stumbling, nerve damage, brain damage, disability, and of course death. The UK’s Food Standards Agency recommended in 2006 that if people want to eat apricot kernels, they should limit them to 2 kernels per day - more than that puts you at risk for cyanide poisoning - but the consistent recommendation from alternative medicine peddlers is 10 kernels per day. Here are some studies and case reports of people specifically poisoning themselves with apricot kernels, including a January 2015 paper on about a little 4-year-old boy who went into a coma, because parents just fed him handfuls of apricot kernels in an attempt to treat his brain tumor, until he collapsed from cyanide poisoning. Complementary alternative medicine (CAM) encourages people to overdose on other “cyanogenic glycosides” - or natural products that can contain lethal amounts of cyanide. That’s the term to google if you’re interested in learning more. Anyway, the reason doctors and scientists and pharmaceuticals are “keeping this a secret from you” is because there are plenty of other things that are just as effective at improving cancer outcomes - like psychosocial support, light guided meditation, or even practicing religious faith - which are easy to recommend, don’t require buying expensive supplements, aren’t toxic in large doses, and which DON’T ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU because that is a CONTRADICTION OF MEDICINE. OP’s phrasing of “my dad MADE my mom do this” plus my recent detective series kick makes me think how well this would work as a Perfect Murder Mystery Story. Like, the poor concerned daddy just wanted the cancer patient to get better! And she succumbs naturally and non-suspiciously to the cyanide. There would be less likelihood of an inquest for a cancer patient… and if the coroner noticed the cyanide, well, we all knew about her belief that the apricot kernels would save her. There you go, there’s a free murder mystery plot for you all. In conclusion, it’s important to analyze evidence independently or consult trusted advisors before starting a course of CAM. Like in all things that you see on social media.

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