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Katy Perry, Tumblr, and Blog: forensix: Katy Perry interrupted a male contestant named Trevor to say, “You’re SO hot” and ask him if he was engaged. In case you needed more reason to believe she’s garbage.

forensix: Katy Perry interrupted a male contestant named Trevor to say, “You’re SO hot” and ask him if he was engaged. In case you needed m...

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Apple, Crying, and Cute: bbcssherlock: simplystormie: prismatic-bell: niall-ate-mynamee: cinderellawaitinforherprince: heyfunniest: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS IM BAWLING That’s so cute I wanna cry Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join??? Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now. Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made. Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work. And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day. It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before. This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant. Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better. I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions
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Japan, Heels, and Contest: A Pair Of Unwearable Heels Spark A Creative Contest Among Japan Netizens

A Pair Of Unwearable Heels Spark A Creative Contest Among Japan Netizens

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Apparently, Bitch, and Boo: The people in the apartment below me are playing "Never Have I Ever" and I'm smoking on my porch creeping on their game Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn't intentional! I didn't know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshint contest Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo) Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: l'm being singled out I hate you all tom-nippleston Guy 2: Never have I ever had a Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?1?1?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it's before we even knew each other this was years ago!! Pause] Andrew: And you won't even watch porn with me.. (the family is disintegrating) Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational Ever... game of Never Havel People saying 'cheers'] (stop fighting guys you're tearing this family apart...) Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever (Don't let them kink shame you Ester I still love you) tom-nippleston #Team Ester #BananaSplits tom-nippleston Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #Team Ester #TeamKink tom-nippleston Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking tom-nippleston Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises) Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND WAS 13 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking #TeamwhatTheFuckBrandon tom-nippleston Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana #BananaCream Pie #Team Ester hotmenandotherdistractions This is spectacular Since you've been gone 191,448 notes Source: tom-nipp Sitch Never have i ever
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Bitch, Books, and Clock: NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ Show me straight A's that I can verify w/ur school and I'll pay it. Who wants to join THAT contest?!PM? Dead serious. Shld I set it up? cJ @cjbydesign Replying to @NICKIMINAJ Well you wanna pay for my tuition? NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ- 24nm If u give me a 4.0 then l'll keep my end of the bargain. Royalty @PrinceJauan NICKI DONT PLAY. ILL GIVE YOU A 4.0 twitter.com/nickiminaj/sta.. 93 425 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 25nm Ok do u need help w/tuition or do u have a full scholarship? .Camilla繭@CJhereeee Replying to @NICKIMINAJ I Have a 4.0 I'm In Medical School! Wann Join!! Term start: 3/20/2017 Term end: 4/13/201 Grade Hours Completed 90.53 80.00 4/13/2017 Term: C1703-4 Child-March, 2017 4 Weeks Credits Credits Grade Numeric Clock Date Attempted Earned Course Description MA111-AC Fundamentals of Medical Assistir 5.00 5.00 A Term Credits Attempted: Term Credits Earned: Cum Credits Earned: 5.00 5.00 5.00 Term GPA: 4.00 75.00 Term Hours Scheduled: 80.00 Term Hours Attended: Dat 4.0 Poppin NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES KI MINAJ NICKIMINAJ 13m How much u owe? Oh, bitch nah!@HoneyGuwop been graduatedShe can hit up these student loans tho 140 345 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 13m That's it? I'll send it tmrw. dm me ur bank info babe. Next! Cesar @cesarszrn 1k would be more then enough for my 3 summer classes @NICKIMINAJ help me Nic 191 588 1,572 NICKI MINAJ How much do u need? @NICKIMINAJ -19m kyle @KahlDelMinaj Replying to @NICKIMINAJ NIC I STARTED OFF COLLEGE W A B A NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ-7m Done. Dm ur info onikalovesme @Amaniinthecity @NICKIMINAJ 800 would help for my summer classes & books 105 317 NICKI MINAJ@NICKIMINAJ 8m How much is left after the scholarship? Ce MinajTM @Xxcesar33xX @NICKIMINAJ can you help me cover my fall 2017 quarter tuition? I've got a partial scholarship. #thekingdom 54 213 767 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 9m What is the 6K for? araj. ls@GetChoLife1 Honestly, I just need 6,000 then l'll be straight for college in the fall .人 kingshootah: leggo-my-steggo: boyplease: lagonegirl: Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades. GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this  #NickiMinaj #BlackPride BITCH YESSS Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model! Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up
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Saw, Shit, and Teacher: 0000 AT&T + 9:49 PMM 4 mins I just saw a transphobic post that was like, "In a sexual species, females have two X chromosomes and males have an X and a Y, I'm not a bigot it's just science." I'm a science teacher, so I commented this. First of all, in a sexual species, you can have females be XX and males be X (insects), you can have females be ZW and males be ZZ (birds), you can have females be females because they developed in a warm environment and males be males because they developed in a cool environment (reptiles), you can have females be females because they lost a penis sword fighting contest (some flatworms), you can have males be males because they were born female, but changed sexes because the only male in their group died (parrotfish and clownfish), you can have males look and act like females because they are trying to get close enough to actual females to mate with them (cuttlefish, bluegills, others), or you can be one of thousands of sexes (slime mold, some mushrooms.) Oh, did you mean humans? Oh ok then. You can be male because you were born female, but you have 5-alphareductase deficiency and so you grew a penis at age 12. You can be female because you have anX and a Y chromosome but you are insensitive to androgens, and so you have a female body. You can be female because you have an X and a Y chromosome but your Y is missing the SRY gene, and so you have a female body. You can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but one of your X's HAS an SRY gene, and so you have a male body You can be male because you have two X chromosomes- but also a Y. You can be female because you have only one X chromosome at all. And you can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but your heart and brain are male. And vice effing - versa. Don't use science to justify your bigotry. The world is way too weir for that shit O You and 3K others 381 Comments 2 Shares rage-comics-base: Scienced.
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