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Candy, Charlie, and Dad: karik evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No. Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes. 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course- meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity) 2. She's the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Veruca's dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but it's made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.) 3. Shes the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that always goes wrong' on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss. 4. Her personality flaw' is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say gum is pretty cool, but it's not socially acceptable to chew it all day. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with candy and neglect of social norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about This is on brand. 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's amazing guml So in the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he's like I wouldn't do that" why should she give a shit what he has to say? She's not like Charlie over here who's al Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable of" Also, Violet is not selfish about her experience, she tells everyone what she's tasting and feeling, and everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet is Prometheus: fact. So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She's passionate sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She's even better than Wonka, because she doesn't endanger others. Violet should've been picked to inherit the chocolate factory. Source: evayna #charlie and the chocolate factory 123,693 notes Blueberry Boss
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Disappointed, Food, and God: Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM -She places 'great work and well donel' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 390 2059310 Anon! Its not nice to use autistic as an insult Im realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold 57059106 Not wanting great work stickers stars for that ago 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? AnonymoUs 57059970 15 hr.ago r, ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. twee-lil-lass: rubegoldbergsaciddreams: oh my god what a hero This girl is doing god’s work I swear
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Japan, Heels, and Contest: A Pair Of Unwearable Heels Spark A Creative Contest Among Japan Netizens

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Apparently, Bitch, and Boo: The people in the apartment below me are playing "Never Have I Ever" and I'm smoking on my porch creeping on their game Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn't intentional! I didn't know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshint contest Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo) Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: l'm being singled out I hate you all tom-nippleston Guy 2: Never have I ever had a Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?1?1?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it's before we even knew each other this was years ago!! Pause] Andrew: And you won't even watch porn with me.. (the family is disintegrating) Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational Ever... game of Never Havel People saying 'cheers'] (stop fighting guys you're tearing this family apart...) Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever (Don't let them kink shame you Ester I still love you) tom-nippleston #Team Ester #BananaSplits tom-nippleston Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #Team Ester #TeamKink tom-nippleston Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking tom-nippleston Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises) Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND WAS 13 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew #TeamBananaFucking #TeamwhatTheFuckBrandon tom-nippleston Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana #BananaCream Pie #Team Ester hotmenandotherdistractions This is spectacular Since you've been gone 191,448 notes Source: tom-nipp Sitch Never have i ever
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Bitch, Books, and Clock: NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ Show me straight A's that I can verify w/ur school and I'll pay it. Who wants to join THAT contest?!PM? Dead serious. Shld I set it up? cJ @cjbydesign Replying to @NICKIMINAJ Well you wanna pay for my tuition? NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ- 24nm If u give me a 4.0 then l'll keep my end of the bargain. Royalty @PrinceJauan NICKI DONT PLAY. ILL GIVE YOU A 4.0 twitter.com/nickiminaj/sta.. 93 425 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 25nm Ok do u need help w/tuition or do u have a full scholarship? .Camilla繭@CJhereeee Replying to @NICKIMINAJ I Have a 4.0 I'm In Medical School! Wann Join!! Term start: 3/20/2017 Term end: 4/13/201 Grade Hours Completed 90.53 80.00 4/13/2017 Term: C1703-4 Child-March, 2017 4 Weeks Credits Credits Grade Numeric Clock Date Attempted Earned Course Description MA111-AC Fundamentals of Medical Assistir 5.00 5.00 A Term Credits Attempted: Term Credits Earned: Cum Credits Earned: 5.00 5.00 5.00 Term GPA: 4.00 75.00 Term Hours Scheduled: 80.00 Term Hours Attended: Dat 4.0 Poppin NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES KI MINAJ NICKIMINAJ 13m How much u owe? Oh, bitch nah!@HoneyGuwop been graduatedShe can hit up these student loans tho 140 345 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 13m That's it? I'll send it tmrw. dm me ur bank info babe. Next! Cesar @cesarszrn 1k would be more then enough for my 3 summer classes @NICKIMINAJ help me Nic 191 588 1,572 NICKI MINAJ How much do u need? @NICKIMINAJ -19m kyle @KahlDelMinaj Replying to @NICKIMINAJ NIC I STARTED OFF COLLEGE W A B A NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ-7m Done. Dm ur info onikalovesme @Amaniinthecity @NICKIMINAJ 800 would help for my summer classes & books 105 317 NICKI MINAJ@NICKIMINAJ 8m How much is left after the scholarship? Ce MinajTM @Xxcesar33xX @NICKIMINAJ can you help me cover my fall 2017 quarter tuition? I've got a partial scholarship. #thekingdom 54 213 767 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 9m What is the 6K for? araj. ls@GetChoLife1 Honestly, I just need 6,000 then l'll be straight for college in the fall .人 kingshootah: leggo-my-steggo: boyplease: lagonegirl: Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades. GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this  #NickiMinaj #BlackPride BITCH YESSS Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model! Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up
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Saw, Shit, and Teacher: 0000 AT&T + 9:49 PMM 4 mins I just saw a transphobic post that was like, "In a sexual species, females have two X chromosomes and males have an X and a Y, I'm not a bigot it's just science." I'm a science teacher, so I commented this. First of all, in a sexual species, you can have females be XX and males be X (insects), you can have females be ZW and males be ZZ (birds), you can have females be females because they developed in a warm environment and males be males because they developed in a cool environment (reptiles), you can have females be females because they lost a penis sword fighting contest (some flatworms), you can have males be males because they were born female, but changed sexes because the only male in their group died (parrotfish and clownfish), you can have males look and act like females because they are trying to get close enough to actual females to mate with them (cuttlefish, bluegills, others), or you can be one of thousands of sexes (slime mold, some mushrooms.) Oh, did you mean humans? Oh ok then. You can be male because you were born female, but you have 5-alphareductase deficiency and so you grew a penis at age 12. You can be female because you have anX and a Y chromosome but you are insensitive to androgens, and so you have a female body. You can be female because you have an X and a Y chromosome but your Y is missing the SRY gene, and so you have a female body. You can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but one of your X's HAS an SRY gene, and so you have a male body You can be male because you have two X chromosomes- but also a Y. You can be female because you have only one X chromosome at all. And you can be male because you have two X chromosomes, but your heart and brain are male. And vice effing - versa. Don't use science to justify your bigotry. The world is way too weir for that shit O You and 3K others 381 Comments 2 Shares rage-comics-base: Scienced.
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Tumblr, Work, and Blog: daily-harrypotter-world: My Bellatrix Lestrange costume I put together for a costume contest at work

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