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        Christmas, Dad, and Drinking: Judy Brown
 I've done something ingenious to wind
 up my Dad (which is basically my
 favourite holiday pastime). It begins
 ike this
 Judy Brown
 Some of you out there may recall that
 in 2016 Iplayed an excellent
 Christmas prank on my long-suffering
 Dad. It worked a treat.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 Replying to @mcjude
 Last year I decided to play the long game
 & didn't tamper with the confectionary:
 spooked by the year before, he would
 not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which
 was great because he usually inhales
 them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros
 aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 And so, yesterday, home for Christmas
 and with the devil at my elbow, I
 embarked on my most audacious sprout
 prank yet.
 Judy Brown @mcjude-7h
 While he was out I dipped the sprouts in
 chocolate, rolled them in chopped
 hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate
 the iconic Ferrerro.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 l re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re-
 sealed the box with its original tape and a
 tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it
 amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my
 Aunt and retired to watch from afar
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn
 when they came out the bag... but I was
 out all day, how could I have tampered
 with them? He abstained and they sat in
 the kitchen all night.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 This bright Christmas morning we were
 gathered round the tree, drinking tea and
 opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He
 quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He
 approached. I hovered in the kitchen,
 careful not to spook him.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He
 unwrapped. He examined FURTHER
 Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing
 in his mouth. His face played a symphony
 of emotions: satisfaction, triumph,
 realisation, horror, disgust.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 I am still chuckling. I will all day long.I
 know his retribution will be swift and
 terrible, but no Christmas gift could be
 greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite
 his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a
 raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all
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                    Christmas, Dad, and Drinking: Judy Brown
 I've done something ingenious to wind
 up my Dad (which is basically my
 favourite holiday pastime). It begins
 ike this
 Judy Brown
 Some of you out there may recall that
 in 2016 Iplayed an excellent
 Christmas prank on my long-suffering
 Dad. It worked a treat.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 Replying to @mcjude
 Last year I decided to play the long game
 & didn't tamper with the confectionary:
 spooked by the year before, he would
 not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which
 was great because he usually inhales
 them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros
 aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 And so, yesterday, home for Christmas
 and with the devil at my elbow, I
 embarked on my most audacious sprout
 prank yet.
 Judy Brown @mcjude-7h
 While he was out I dipped the sprouts in
 chocolate, rolled them in chopped
 hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate
 the iconic Ferrerro.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 l re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re-
 sealed the box with its original tape and a
 tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it
 amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my
 Aunt and retired to watch from afar
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn
 when they came out the bag... but I was
 out all day, how could I have tampered
 with them? He abstained and they sat in
 the kitchen all night.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 This bright Christmas morning we were
 gathered round the tree, drinking tea and
 opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He
 quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He
 approached. I hovered in the kitchen,
 careful not to spook him.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He
 unwrapped. He examined FURTHER
 Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing
 in his mouth. His face played a symphony
 of emotions: satisfaction, triumph,
 realisation, horror, disgust.
 Judy Brown @mcjude 7h
 I am still chuckling. I will all day long.I
 know his retribution will be swift and
 terrible, but no Christmas gift could be
 greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite
 his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a
 raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all
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        Crucial, Surgery, and Grape: Doctors collapsing after crucial 36-hour surgery on a grape (circa 2018, colorized)
        

            
            

                
                
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        Clark Kent, Life, and Parents: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
Clark Normal Human Man Kent
        

            
            

                
                
                    Clark Kent, Life, and Parents: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
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        Being Alone, America, and Be Like: With Net Neutrality on
 the Chopping Block,
 Communities Are
 Taking Matters Into
 their Own Hands-and
 Scaring the Hell out of
 Comcasí
erin-space-goat:
quasi-normalcy:

comcastkills:
headlines I like to see
Why would you post the headline but not the article? (X)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/with-net-neutrality-on-the-chopping-block-communities_us_5a0f467de4b0e6450602eaa5

We 
should be loud and clear in the coming weeks like we’ve been before: net
 neutrality is crucial to helping everyone, regardless of where they 
live or how much money they make, get online.
But there’s another way we can fight for an open internet.
Last week, 19 towns across Colorado voted to allow the exploration of creating a local, public alternative to expensive private providers.
Fort 
Collins voters went the furthest, passing a measure to finance an 
assessment of starting a city-owned broadband utility, which would aim 
to provide faster service at a cheaper price. That means residents could
 have a say in whether a new public network maintains the principle of 
net neutrality, whatever the FCC decides in the future.
“People
 who don’t normally get excited or vote actually turned out this time 
and actually got energized,” said one resident who had campaigned for 
the measure.
Not everyone was excited. Industry groups spent more than $450,000
 campaigning against the measure. In fact, the very reason Colorado 
towns had to vote “yes” before even exploring public broadband is 
because of an industry-backed state law requiring municipalities to jump
 through hoops to take control of their internet infrastructure. (The 
industry has successfully pushed similar legislation in over 20 states.)
Comcast
 and the like are quaking in their boots about a public option, and they
 should be. Cities like Chattanooga, Tennessee, which became the first 
U.S. city to offer gigabit internet speed after going public, are 
outperforming private providers and even forcing them to innovate to 
play catch up.
Why 
shouldn’t internet access be a public good? The web should be like the 
Postal Service, which, because it’s public, provides affordable mail 
service to everyone, rich or poor, in all areas of the country.
And why
 should a handful of corporate executives and investors get rich while 
providing expensive, slow access and unbearable customer service? 
Comcast’s CEO, billionaire Brian Roberts, pocketed $33 million last year alone while running America’s most hated corporation.
People 
need the internet for life in the 21st century, to communicate, apply 
for jobs, and access crucial resources. Everyone should have affordable 
access.

(17th Nov, 2017 - Donald Cohen)

        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, America, and Be Like: With Net Neutrality on
 the Chopping Block,
 Communities Are
 Taking Matters Into
 their Own Hands-and
 Scaring the Hell out of
 Comcasí
erin-space-goat:
quasi-normalcy:

comcastkills:
headlines I like to see
Why would you post the headline but not the article? (X)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/with-net-neutrality-on-the-chopping-block-communities_us_5a0f467de4b0e6450602eaa5

We 
should be loud and clear in the coming weeks like we’ve been before: net
 neutrality is crucial to helping everyone, regardless of where they 
live or how much money they make, get online.
But there’s another way we can fight for an open internet.
Last week, 19 towns across Colorado voted to allow the exploration of creating a local, public alternative to expensive private providers.
Fort 
Collins voters went the furthest, passing a measure to finance an 
assessment of starting a city-owned broadband utility, which would aim 
to provide faster service at a cheaper price. That means residents could
 have a say in whether a new public network maintains the principle of 
net neutrality, whatever the FCC decides in the future.
“People
 who don’t normally get excited or vote actually turned out this time 
and actually got energized,” said one resident who had campaigned for 
the measure.
Not everyone was excited. Industry groups spent more than $450,000
 campaigning against the measure. In fact, the very reason Colorado 
towns had to vote “yes” before even exploring public broadband is 
because of an industry-backed state law requiring municipalities to jump
 through hoops to take control of their internet infrastructure. (The 
industry has successfully pushed similar legislation in over 20 states.)
Comcast
 and the like are quaking in their boots about a public option, and they
 should be. Cities like Chattanooga, Tennessee, which became the first 
U.S. city to offer gigabit internet speed after going public, are 
outperforming private providers and even forcing them to innovate to 
play catch up.
Why 
shouldn’t internet access be a public good? The web should be like the 
Postal Service, which, because it’s public, provides affordable mail 
service to everyone, rich or poor, in all areas of the country.
And why
 should a handful of corporate executives and investors get rich while 
providing expensive, slow access and unbearable customer service? 
Comcast’s CEO, billionaire Brian Roberts, pocketed $33 million last year alone while running America’s most hated corporation.
People 
need the internet for life in the 21st century, to communicate, apply 
for jobs, and access crucial resources. Everyone should have affordable 
access.

(17th Nov, 2017 - Donald Cohen)

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Arguing, Community, and Dad: Waubgeshig Rice
 @waub
 Follow
 There's a lot of talk of "erasing history" this
 week with few actual examples. Here's one:
 ask a Anishinaabe person if they know their
 clan
 1:43 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 248 Retweets 370 Likes
 1
 12 t 248 370
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 If they don't, ask why. Chances are it's due to measures imposed by the
 government to deliberately erase that cultural identity and history.
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 The clan system is crucial to Anishinaabe culture. It defines family lines and
 outlines roles and responsibilities in communities
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 If you know your clan, you can draw a direct line to your ancestors and how and
 where they lived on the land before settlers came

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 But in many communities that clan
 knowledge is gone because of residential
 schools, the Indian Act, and other violent
 efforts of erasure
 1:48 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 13 Retweets 58 Likes
 1358
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 I'm bear clan, but I didn't learn that until late in my childhood. My grandfather
 died young, and never shared that with his family
 60
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 There was a shame about our Anishinaabe culture that infected our community
 because of the Indian Act, residential and day schools, etc.
 2
 6
 51
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 The Indian Agent used to come in and shoot his gun in the air whenever he saw a
 sweatlodge happening, where culture and history were shared

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 Violently putting a stop to ceremony erases
 history. So no one talked about that kind of
 knowledge for a long time in my community
 1:54 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 9 Retweets 52 Likes
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 It took my dad many years of travelling and visitor elders to finally determine
 we're bear clan. I'm thankful he made those efforts
 2
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 My wife doesn't know her clan on her Nish side because her grandpa went to
 residential school and her grandma was raised by missionaries
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 I wish I could help her try to figure that out, but I wouldn't even know where to
 start. That's an overwhelming hill to climb
 3
 7

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 Losing clan knowledge means Anishinaabe
 history has been deliberately erased. For
 many families in many communities, it's gone
 forever.
 2:00 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 20 Retweets 70 Likes

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 I'm sure those who've lost their clan could
 argue it's much more devastating than
 changing the name of a school or taking
 down a statue.
 2:01 PM-25 Aug 2017
 26 Retweets 128 Likes
allthecanadianpolitics:

More good discussion on Indigenous twitter about taking down racist statues or renaming schools (i.e. Schools named after John A Macdonald’s who started the Residential School system and many other genocidal policies).
This thread is by Waubgeshig Rice‏.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Arguing, Community, and Dad: Waubgeshig Rice
 @waub
 Follow
 There's a lot of talk of "erasing history" this
 week with few actual examples. Here's one:
 ask a Anishinaabe person if they know their
 clan
 1:43 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 248 Retweets 370 Likes
 1
 12 t 248 370
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 If they don't, ask why. Chances are it's due to measures imposed by the
 government to deliberately erase that cultural identity and history.
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 The clan system is crucial to Anishinaabe culture. It defines family lines and
 outlines roles and responsibilities in communities
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 If you know your clan, you can draw a direct line to your ancestors and how and
 where they lived on the land before settlers came

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 But in many communities that clan
 knowledge is gone because of residential
 schools, the Indian Act, and other violent
 efforts of erasure
 1:48 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 13 Retweets 58 Likes
 1358
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 I'm bear clan, but I didn't learn that until late in my childhood. My grandfather
 died young, and never shared that with his family
 60
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 There was a shame about our Anishinaabe culture that infected our community
 because of the Indian Act, residential and day schools, etc.
 2
 6
 51
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 The Indian Agent used to come in and shoot his gun in the air whenever he saw a
 sweatlodge happening, where culture and history were shared

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 Violently putting a stop to ceremony erases
 history. So no one talked about that kind of
 knowledge for a long time in my community
 1:54 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 9 Retweets 52 Likes
 Tweet your reply
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 Replying to @waub
 It took my dad many years of travelling and visitor elders to finally determine
 we're bear clan. I'm thankful he made those efforts
 2
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 My wife doesn't know her clan on her Nish side because her grandpa went to
 residential school and her grandma was raised by missionaries
 Waubgeshig Rice@waub 8h
 I wish I could help her try to figure that out, but I wouldn't even know where to
 start. That's an overwhelming hill to climb
 3
 7

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 Losing clan knowledge means Anishinaabe
 history has been deliberately erased. For
 many families in many communities, it's gone
 forever.
 2:00 PM - 25 Aug 2017
 20 Retweets 70 Likes

 Waubgeshig Rice Ф
 @waub
 Follow
 I'm sure those who've lost their clan could
 argue it's much more devastating than
 changing the name of a school or taking
 down a statue.
 2:01 PM-25 Aug 2017
 26 Retweets 128 Likes
allthecanadianpolitics:

More good discussion on Indigenous twitter about taking down racist statues or renaming schools (i.e. Schools named after John A Macdonald’s who started the Residential School system and many other genocidal policies).
This thread is by Waubgeshig Rice‏.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Best Friend, CoCo, and Dogs: guy wanted to sell his
 computer to afford
 surgery for his dog
 Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU
 Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery
 System is in very good condition
 Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B
 Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia)
 NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler
 ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150
 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4)
 ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB
 Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS)
 Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD
 Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2
 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter
 Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo)
 ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440
 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse
 Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard
 AARON MADDİGAN
 BUY/SWAP/SELL
 The dog ruptured her ACL
 and is unable to walk due
 to the joint becoming
 unstable.
 Many good lads stepped in
 to help him
 David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns
 not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog
 CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga
 But the biggest help of
 them all... was this guy:
 Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog
 back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might
 and your itle man gets better
 you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a
 chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do
 Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed
 Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw
 Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte
 Like Reply 0.4 2hrs
 $2,000 of $2,000 goal
 Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days
 I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with
 myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the
 full amount to help get your best friend better,
 hope you ave a great Sat night buddy
 She'll be back on her feet
 Sorry for the long post.
 Here's a dog potato.
An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Best Friend, CoCo, and Dogs: guy wanted to sell his
 computer to afford
 surgery for his dog
 Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU
 Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery
 System is in very good condition
 Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B
 Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia)
 NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler
 ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150
 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4)
 ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB
 Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS)
 Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD
 Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2
 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter
 Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo)
 ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440
 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse
 Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard
 AARON MADDİGAN
 BUY/SWAP/SELL
 The dog ruptured her ACL
 and is unable to walk due
 to the joint becoming
 unstable.
 Many good lads stepped in
 to help him
 David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns
 not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog
 CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga
 But the biggest help of
 them all... was this guy:
 Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog
 back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might
 and your itle man gets better
 you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a
 chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do
 Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed
 Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw
 Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte
 Like Reply 0.4 2hrs
 $2,000 of $2,000 goal
 Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days
 I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with
 myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the
 full amount to help get your best friend better,
 hope you ave a great Sat night buddy
 She'll be back on her feet
 Sorry for the long post.
 Here's a dog potato.
An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Apparently, Bodies , and Books: :Doctor Sohna
 le vononr
 Quis non doberctjche egihey
 an anges tiabwngt
 artar Eucß
 nasmeen langen Sc
 u
 hurmit deutar figrasmanthian.und georaucl
fvckthisreality:
zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

cellarspider:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

purrsianstuck:

During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.

Mission fucking accomplished

Okay so I love this but it doesn’t cover the half of why the design is awesome and actually borders on making sense.
It wasn’t just that they didn’t want to smell the infected and dead, they thought it was crucial to protecting themselves. They had no way of knowing about what actually caused the plague, and so one of the other theories was that the smell of the infected all by itself was evil and could transmit the plague. So not only would they fill their masks with aromatic herbs and flowers, they would also burn fires in public areas, so that the smell of the smoke would “clear the air”. This all related to the miasma theory of contagion, which was one of the major theories out there until the 19th century. And it makes sense, in a way. Plague victims smelled awful, and there’s a general correlation between horrible septic smells and getting horribly sick if you’re around what causes them for too long.
You can see now that we’ve got two different theories as to what caused the plague that were worked into the design. That’s because the whole thing was an attempt by the doctors to cover as many bases as they could think of, and we’re still not done.
The glass eyepieces. They were either darkened or red, not something you generally want to have to contend with when examining patients. But the plague might be spread by eye contact via the evil eye, so best to ward that off too.
The illustration shows a doctor holding a stick. This was an examination tool, that helped the doctors keep some distance between themselves and the infected. They already had gloves on, but the extra level of separation was apparently deemed necessary. You could even take a pulse with it. Or keep people the fuck away from you, which was apparently a documented use.
Finally, the robe. It’s not just to look fancy, the cloth was waxed, as were all of the rest of their clothes. What’s one of the properties of wax? Water-based fluids aren’t absorbed by it. This was the closest you could get to a sterile, fully protecting garment back then. Because at least one person along the line was smart enough to think “Gee, I’d really rather not have the stuff coming out of those weeping sores anywhere on my person”.
So between all of these there’s a real sense that a lot of real thought was put into making sure the doctors were protected, even if they couldn’t exactly be sure from what. They worked with what information they had. And frankly, it’s a great design given what was available! You limit exposure to aspirated liquids, limit exposure to contaminated liquids already present, you limit contact with the infected. You also don’t give fleas any really good place to hop onto. That’s actually useful.
Beyond that, there were contracts the doctors would sign before they even got near a patient. They were to be under quarantine themselves, they wouldn’t treat patients without a custodian monitoring them and helping when something had to be physically contacted, and they would not treat non-plague patients for the duration. There was an actual system in place by the time the plague doctors really became a thing to make sure they didn’t infect anyone either.
These guys were the product of the scientific process at work, and the scientific process made a bitchin’ proto-hazmat suit. And containment protocols!

reblogging for the sweet history lesson

Reblogging because of the History lesson and because the masks, the masks are cool

        

            
            

                
                
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During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.

Mission fucking accomplished

Okay so I love this but it doesn’t cover the half of why the design is awesome and actually borders on making sense.
It wasn’t just that they didn’t want to smell the infected and dead, they thought it was crucial to protecting themselves. They had no way of knowing about what actually caused the plague, and so one of the other theories was that the smell of the infected all by itself was evil and could transmit the plague. So not only would they fill their masks with aromatic herbs and flowers, they would also burn fires in public areas, so that the smell of the smoke would “clear the air”. This all related to the miasma theory of contagion, which was one of the major theories out there until the 19th century. And it makes sense, in a way. Plague victims smelled awful, and there’s a general correlation between horrible septic smells and getting horribly sick if you’re around what causes them for too long.
You can see now that we’ve got two different theories as to what caused the plague that were worked into the design. That’s because the whole thing was an attempt by the doctors to cover as many bases as they could think of, and we’re still not done.
The glass eyepieces. They were either darkened or red, not something you generally want to have to contend with when examining patients. But the plague might be spread by eye contact via the evil eye, so best to ward that off too.
The illustration shows a doctor holding a stick. This was an examination tool, that helped the doctors keep some distance between themselves and the infected. They already had gloves on, but the extra level of separation was apparently deemed necessary. You could even take a pulse with it. Or keep people the fuck away from you, which was apparently a documented use.
Finally, the robe. It’s not just to look fancy, the cloth was waxed, as were all of the rest of their clothes. What’s one of the properties of wax? Water-based fluids aren’t absorbed by it. This was the closest you could get to a sterile, fully protecting garment back then. Because at least one person along the line was smart enough to think “Gee, I’d really rather not have the stuff coming out of those weeping sores anywhere on my person”.
So between all of these there’s a real sense that a lot of real thought was put into making sure the doctors were protected, even if they couldn’t exactly be sure from what. They worked with what information they had. And frankly, it’s a great design given what was available! You limit exposure to aspirated liquids, limit exposure to contaminated liquids already present, you limit contact with the infected. You also don’t give fleas any really good place to hop onto. That’s actually useful.
Beyond that, there were contracts the doctors would sign before they even got near a patient. They were to be under quarantine themselves, they wouldn’t treat patients without a custodian monitoring them and helping when something had to be physically contacted, and they would not treat non-plague patients for the duration. There was an actual system in place by the time the plague doctors really became a thing to make sure they didn’t infect anyone either.
These guys were the product of the scientific process at work, and the scientific process made a bitchin’ proto-hazmat suit. And containment protocols!

reblogging for the sweet history lesson

Reblogging because of the History lesson and because the masks, the masks are cool

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Twitter, Bankruptcy, and Business: Vicente Fox Quesada .
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 Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still
 neither myself nor Mexico are going to
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 Sr Trump,the intelligence report is
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 TRUMP, when will you understand that l
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 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFox...-1d ﹀
 Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still
 neither myself nor Mexico are going to pay
 for his racist monument
 Another promise he can't keep
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 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFox.. ·2d ﹀
 Well done Trump. At the very end many
 jobs will come from forcing GM, FORD, to
 stay home. Why you don't do it in your own
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 Those who do not learn from history
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 Vicente Fox QuesadaVicent... 12/11/16
 The whole nation is trusting its security in
 a guy who rather he doesn't get briefed
 every day about it. A presidency is not a
 business
 eight years. Could be eight years -- but eight
 years. I don't need that.But I do say, "If
 something should change, let us know." Now, in
 the meantime, my generals are great are
 being briefed. And Mike Pence is being
 briefed, who is, by the way, one of my very
 good decisions. He is terrific. And they're
 being briefed. And I'm being briefed also. But
 if they're going to come in and tell me the
 41.
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 Vicente Fox Quesada@Vicent... 12/6/16
 In this era, IT has become a crucial thing in
 practically everything, but dictating
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 That's a good question for
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                    Twitter, Bankruptcy, and Business: Vicente Fox Quesada .
 @VicenteFoxQue
 Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still
 neither myself nor Mexico are going to
 pay for his racist monument.
 Another promise he can't keep.
 1/5/17, 10:33 PM
 27K RETWEETS 46.6K LIKES

 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFo.... 20h
 Sr Trump,the intelligence report is
 devastating.Losing election by more than
 3M votes and in addition this.Are you a
 legitimate president?
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 37.9K73.9K
 Vicente Fox Quesada。@VicenteFox.. . 21 h ﹀
 TRUMP, when will you understand that l
 am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear
 with US tax payers. They will pay for it
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 다 147K
 218K
 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFox...-1d ﹀
 Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still
 neither myself nor Mexico are going to pay
 for his racist monument
 Another promise he can't keep
 わ2,526 656K ·121K

 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFox.. ·2d ﹀
 Well done Trump. At the very end many
 jobs will come from forcing GM, FORD, to
 stay home. Why you don't do it in your own
 businesses
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 3,280
 ·7,943
 Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFox.. . 2d
 Those who do not learn from history
 (GM,FORD)will repeat the same
 mistakes.Losing competitiveness and
 facing bankruptcy. Who pays?tax payers
 119
 1,219
 2,908

 Vicente Fox QuesadaVicent... 12/11/16
 The whole nation is trusting its security in
 a guy who rather he doesn't get briefed
 every day about it. A presidency is not a
 business
 eight years. Could be eight years -- but eight
 years. I don't need that.But I do say, "If
 something should change, let us know." Now, in
 the meantime, my generals are great are
 being briefed. And Mike Pence is being
 briefed, who is, by the way, one of my very
 good decisions. He is terrific. And they're
 being briefed. And I'm being briefed also. But
 if they're going to come in and tell me the
 41.
 109
 608
 1,149

 Vicente Fox Quesada@Vicent... 12/6/16
 In this era, IT has become a crucial thing in
 practically everything, but dictating
 political agenda through Twitter is
 nonsense
 257
 732
 Vicente Fox Quesada@Vicent... .12/5/16v
 That's a good question for
 @realDonaldTrump, most of his apparel is
 produced abroad
 Jac Higgins @Vette73
 @VicenteFoxQue Question for
 @realDonaldTrump : will the tax apply
 to his clothing line and Ivanka's jewelry
 as well?
 h 17
 204
 445
 Vicente Fox Quesada e》 @Vicent...-12/5/16 v
 Business leaders ought to stand up to his
 bullying. Do not let his ideas become the
 end of trade and peace progress
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 138
He really came for Trump’s toupée
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Chill, Feminism, and Fucking: aaliyah
 @blackheaux
 This whole SJ movement is lowkey
 failing because y'all expect people to be
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sodomymcscurvylegs:
Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging” someone else and looking mightier than though. BYE!
fucking thisthis this this jesus christTEACH don’t shun; ur methods should be to educate bcus guess what not everyone was given the same opportunities to be worldly and tolerant. and guess what else i highly doubt most of ya’ll were born completely sin free u knoi had to learn a LOT about feminism and about different cultures and how to respect them and it’s taken all of my life up until now. and i learned mostly from ppl that took the time to explain!!!

        

            
            

                
                
                    Chill, Feminism, and Fucking: aaliyah
 @blackheaux
 This whole SJ movement is lowkey
 failing because y'all expect people to be
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sodomymcscurvylegs:
Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging” someone else and looking mightier than though. BYE!
fucking thisthis this this jesus christTEACH don’t shun; ur methods should be to educate bcus guess what not everyone was given the same opportunities to be worldly and tolerant. and guess what else i highly doubt most of ya’ll were born completely sin free u knoi had to learn a LOT about feminism and about different cultures and how to respect them and it’s taken all of my life up until now. and i learned mostly from ppl that took the time to explain!!!

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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