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Fall, Life, and Target: glumshoe: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.  im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.  there he is… the Lemon Demon
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Beautiful, Dumb, and Energy: Ivery Justivery added 3 new photos- with Swim King 19 hrs This post is dedicated to dad's with guns Titled: I WISH YOU FUCKING WOULD I understand you may have lived your life as a young man, young, dumb, and horny..... looking to get your little Peen wet, by any means necessary And You lived years Void of respect for young women.. until that beautiful day your daughter was born Now that you have a daughter, and youve "seen the error of your ways", you may be afraid that some of that energy you put into breaking girls hearts, damaging many men's daughters..... will come back to you in some way I get it. But What you NOT gon do is....pull a gun or any type of weapon out on MY son because of your fear of karma. I know we want to protect our daughters but we won't do that by instilling fear in our sons because you have yet to take accountability and heal from being a fuck boy.. so you think all young men are like that. Some people actually raise their man child to be respectable young men So, don't do it. Signed, A Black Mama Protecting her Son #WeGotGunsToo #ProtectOurSons #IWishYou FuckinWould bonnetapplebum: bonnetapplebum: micdotcom: Black mom nails the problem with dads posing in prom photos with guns Ivery Justivery is sick of seeing these photos, so she took to Facebook to say why she’s over it. It’s traumatizing and reinforces the objectification of women. A lot of people on Facebook agreed, but after some said she was taking the “joke” too seriously, Ivery edited her post with another sharp point. Men spend decades using and disrespecting women and consequently teach those habits to the next generation of boys. Then wonder why “their” girls need protection in the first place. ^Because our black fathers and brothers and cousins love telling us to watch out all while growing up, instead of just teaching the boys and being a good example of how to treat black women in the first place. Then they wonder why so much of the younger male generation “ain’t shit.” #ThisIsWhy
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