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Dating, Fire, and Head: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE GAS 1 Limit your lactose intake during the date Many people suffer from an inability to digest milk sugar, or lactose. Colon bacteria ferment the milk sugar, forming a gas that creates a bloated feeling Keep your intake to less than half a cup at a sitting, and avoid dairy products before your date 2Eat a small meal. Eating a huge dinner on a date is a sure-fire way to precipitate gas 3Avoid gas-forming foods. Bacteria ferment the indigestible carbohydrates in beans, broccoli, cabbage, and other vegetables and fruits into gases 4 Drink peppermint tea. Replace an after-dinner drink with a cup or two of peppermint tea. This herb may give you some relief from the gas discomfort that follows a meal. 5 Emit the gas in private. As a last resort, head to the bathroom. If you feel bloated but are unable to pass gas easily, you can facili- tate the emission of gas as follows Kneel on the floor, bend forward, and stretch your arms out in front of you. Keep your buttocks bigh in the air, forming a tri- angle with your upper body and the floor Place paper towels on the floor. Kneel on the towels, bend forward to the floor, and stretch your arms out in front of you. Keep your buttocks high in the air, form- ing a triangle with your upper body and the floor. This position will force out the unwanted gas and relieve the pressure. novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex
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Dating, Fire, and Head: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE GAS 1 Limit your lactose intake during the date Many people suffer from an inability to digest milk sugar, or lactose. Colon bacteria ferment the milk sugar, forming a gas that creates a bloated feeling Keep your intake to less than half a cup at a sitting, and avoid dairy products before your date 2Eat a small meal. Eating a huge dinner on a date is a sure-fire way to precipitate gas 3Avoid gas-forming foods. Bacteria ferment the indigestible carbohydrates in beans, broccoli, cabbage, and other vegetables and fruits into gases 4 Drink peppermint tea. Replace an after-dinner drink with a cup or two of peppermint tea. This herb may give you some relief from the gas discomfort that follows a meal. 5 Emit the gas in private. As a last resort, head to the bathroom. If you feel bloated but are unable to pass gas easily, you can facili- tate the emission of gas as follows Kneel on the floor, bend forward, and stretch your arms out in front of you. Keep your buttocks bigh in the air, forming a tri- angle with your upper body and the floor Place paper towels on the floor. Kneel on the towels, bend forward to the floor, and stretch your arms out in front of you. Keep your buttocks high in the air, form- ing a triangle with your upper body and the floor. This position will force out the unwanted gas and relieve the pressure. novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex
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Come Over, Do It Again, and Fae: nobby-posts ficklecandy sinfullucifer so you Know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you'll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count actualtrashbag holy f uck jane sinfullucifer its a serious question infoil-on-the-windows well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy sinfullucifer new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing infoil-on-the-windows no. temporary doesn't count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants you gotta digest it. so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn't count? sinfullucifer huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter it you throw it up later? generallyhuxurious Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you'd just be condemned to the occasional day "BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy." sinfullucifer "you wanna come over for the weekend?" "oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again- its a long story "you what now" the-negotiator i can hardly believe this isn't already the plot of an Oglaf comic sinfullucifer now that u said it im really surprised as well rainnecassidy what the fuck did i iust read Rules of Consumption and the Fae Realmomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Amazon, Cookies, and Google: TIPS AND TRICKS EVERY ONLINE SHOPPER SHOULD KNOW With the trend of online shopping showing no signs of slowing down, it's time to get the most out of your cyber basket. Become an online winner today and get the best deals the web has to offer. THE ONLINE DEMAND We all know shopping online is popular, but how popular? 47.3% of global internet users will have purchased products online by 2018 21% of global consumers shop online weekly £60.25bn UK's forecasted online sales in 2016 $185.44bn Europe's forecasted total TIPS FOR VIRTUAL SHOPPERS It's easy shopping online, but getting the best deals is a skill worth learning 25% OFF DISCOUNTS Hunt for discount codes Most online retailers offer you the chance to enter a voucher, discount or promotional code on the check out page. Don t have one! Google it. Free Super Saver w.gcogle.co.u amazon voucher code Student Discountat Al Sopping magee resuts Open the first 5 results Hunt for a valid code Search retailer name discount code Stack discounts Certain retailers allow discount codes to stack. If you're lucky enough to find multiple codes, apply them strategically Price Qty Subtotal Price Qty Subtotal E12 10 E120.00 E12 10 -25% -10% E120.00 £90.00 £81.00 -25% £90.00 DISCOUNT CODES XRTR25 DISCOUNT CODES GBTV10 Apply the highest percentage discount first (receiving maximum discount off the total price) Followed by the next highest percentage or ixed money off code Get cash back after price drops Notice something you've recently bought has dropped in price? Get in touch with customer service. CONTACT US NEED HELP? CHECK O OR YOU CAN CONTACT Politely contact customer service Have your order details to hand Tell them you've noticed a price drop for an item you've recently purchased TRICKS Avoid dynamic pricing traps ices depending Onine retailers are able to offer different pri on your purchasing habits by tracking your internet surfing our Watchist Your Video Lbrary our Rantal List Your Games and Sotware Libr Your Apps & Devices Hisbory Erase your browser's cookies Log out of your accounts Search using a private or incognito' tab Leave items in your cart Adding an item to your cart without buying it may cause the retailer to draw you back with a discount. Login to account Add item to basket then close the webpage Skip minimum spends Purchasing a few small items but don't qualify for a discount or free shipping? Time to pre-order Add to Baeshat Pay with Card andarinp far thi Add wanted items to basket Add pre-order for a Once vou have received our items cancel videogame or movie to bump up total your pre-order (pre-orders aren't paid for until they ship) Always check the return policy before ordering Check return methods available Check who pays for return postage Check how long you have to return an item From simple need-to-know basics to money saving apps - there are tons of ways to save money online Become a savvy digital user today add get the most out of your online shopping SOURCES Get Safe Online. (2015). Shopping. getsafeonline.org Lee, D. J. (2014). 10 sneaky online shopping tricks for scoring major discounts. forbes.com Moth, D. (2015). UK online retail sales to reach £52.25bn in 2015: report. econsultancy.com Pinola, M. (2014). Top 10 tricks for shopping at Amazon. lifehacker.com Reader's Digest. (2015). Online shopping tricks to save you money. rd.com Statista. (2015). Digital buyer penetration worldwide from 2011 to 2018. statista.com Statista. (2015). How often do you buy products online? statista.com Which? (2015). I want to return something bought online. which.co.uk collect+ This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International License parcels made easy BY SA www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0 frugallivingblog: Tips and tricks every online shopper should know

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