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ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES

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oliviapaigewrites:THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!: THE BEST THINGS TO REMEMBER when writing a highly emotional scene Show, don't tell; it's the golden rule of writing. I get it, you hear it everywhere you turn, and by now (even if you don't totally get it), you've become desensitized to the mantra. It's actually a pretty hard thing to master. Believe or not, all writers struggle to show, but I hope this lesson will help you out! NO EMOTION WORDS USE ACTION No, your character isn't sad, happy, devastated, in pain, angry, nervous, scared, or worried. Don't use words like this that describe emotions They cut down on the hit of your scene, and they're harder for readers to connect to/get emotional over Instead of being angry, your character is screaming, has their fists tightly clenched, and is trembling. See what I did? I took the emotion, thought of how to show it, and used that instead. It adds a little oomph, and it's more sensory for your reader USE SETTING USE PERCEPTIONS I dig this one. Your character is sad? No, your character is suddenly seeing their lover not as their lover, but something they just lost in battle. Their perception of what that person is changed. Love turns to loss, smiling turns to tears. Nothing is the same after the emotional action hits Your character is happy? Yeah, no they're not. Your character is noticing the tiniest, most delicate things about their new car that are, in all honesty, kind of weird to notice on just a normal car. When you love something, you notice more. When it makes you sad, you try to close it out. See? GO OUT OF BOUNDS High emotion often means lovw ability to think things through. It's okay to make your character wander from their borders during highly emotional moments. Make themm kick, scream, kiss harder, throw stuff, break down sobbing, knock out some teeth. I promise, it's okay! You're not out of bounds! USE DIALOGUE Angry? You'll say things you really don't mean. Sad? You'll hide the truth. Happy? You'll confess. Use these human faults to vour advantage. Alter your character's dialogue, word choice, and ability to open up during highly emotional scenes to portray what they feel through their words! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! This is not easy to master. It seems simple, but it can be frustrating time consuming, and confusing. Take some time to sit and make lists. Scour your piece for emotion words, and replace them with other representations of that emotion. Get a little frustrated! It's okay to have to practice this, and if you do regularly and the right way, you will get better. It just takes time. Presented by: Olivia Paige at www.oliviapaigewrites.tumblr.com oliviapaigewrites:THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!

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ace-pervert: nightbringer24: ace-pervert: nightbringer24: ace-pervert: tamhonks: dakigetsvsg: fuckkyliejenner: But are they wrong I’m okay with this. “White” actually refers to the color of the Kimchi that’s served with the food. If there’s no red pepper added to it; it’s described as “white” which automatically makes it the least spiciest out of all the options. also someone said the Hangul characters next to the “white” description translate to “white” as in the color; not white as in “white people”  that explains it I have a feeling that most of people making this viral is non-white people wanting to get a crappy dig at white people. Americans , just say americans Not all Americans. Idiotic Americans, granted. not even all Idiotic Americans , just the Racist kind : Daily Mail Online @MailOnline MailOnline Korean restaurant's menu goes viral for labelling its least spicy food 'white' dailym.ai/ 2iKJwde Extra Spicy o주맵게 Regular Spicy 보통맵게 Medium Mild White 멀맵게 안맵게 하얗게 솥밥 8.85 ace-pervert: nightbringer24: ace-pervert: nightbringer24: ace-pervert: tamhonks: dakigetsvsg: fuckkyliejenner: But are they wrong I’m okay with this. “White” actually refers to the color of the Kimchi that’s served with the food. If there’s no red pepper added to it; it’s described as “white” which automatically makes it the least spiciest out of all the options. also someone said the Hangul characters next to the “white” description translate to “white” as in the color; not white as in “white people”  that explains it I have a feeling that most of people making this viral is non-white people wanting to get a crappy dig at white people. Americans , just say americans Not all Americans. Idiotic Americans, granted. not even all Idiotic Americans , just the Racist kind
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mehcoconut: malibujojo: lumos5001: 1nkblots: spookymays: #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW That… actually seems like a really smart idea? I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth. that’s seriously brilliant My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour. #i have never loved dogs more than in this moment : My friend's dogs pick up a pillow every time someone enters the house. mehcoconut: malibujojo: lumos5001: 1nkblots: spookymays: #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW That… actually seems like a really smart idea? I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth. that’s seriously brilliant My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour. #i have never loved dogs more than in this moment

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So I saw the Star Wars Project Blackwing post I decided to dig deeper.: Death Troopers The Death Troopers were...the zombified corpses of stormtroopers who happened to be unfortunate enough to be infected by Imperial bioweapons Project 171A, or "The Sickness." Project 171A was an infectious viral agent created through the use of sith alchemy. The disease was created over four thousand years before the Battle of Yavin by the sith lord Darth Drear on the snow planet of Odacer-Faustin as an attempt to gain immortality One thousand years later, during the Galactic Cold War between the Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic, Darth Scabrous attempted to recreate the virus in the hopes that he would succeed where Darth Drear failed. It was an unmitigated disaster, Scabrous failed and unleashed the virus among the students and staff of the Sith Academy on Odacer-Faustin. Eventually, all of the sith masters and sith acolytes on the planet were transformed into undead cannibalistic abominations driven by their hunger for flesh Knowledge of the virus survived millenia after the outbreak on Odacer-Faustin. Eventually this knowledge ended up in the hands of the sith lord Darth Vader during the reign of Palpatine's Galactic Empire. One year before the Battle of Yavin, Vader commissioned a scientific team from the Imperial Biological Weapons Division aboard the Star Destroyer Vector to re-engineer the virus and turn it into a weapon that could be used to further the interests of the Galactic Empire. They named it "Project Blackwing That same year, the scientific team successfully re- engineered the virus, but an accident aboard the Vector caused an outbreak aboard the ship, turning almost all of the personnel aboard the ship into bloodthirsty abominations. During the outbreak, the infected took control of the ship and used it to cripple the imperial prison barge Purge, forcing the occupants of the barge to board the Vector and become food for the abominations So I saw the Star Wars Project Blackwing post I decided to dig deeper.

So I saw the Star Wars Project Blackwing post I decided to dig deeper.

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