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        vaporwavevocap:

ryttu3k:
darkwizardjamesmason:

dienaziscum:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

huffingtonpost:


Mom declares her daughter is done with homework in viral email.
Blogger Bunmi Laditan sent her 10-year-oldā€™s school a clear message.
ā€œHello Mayaā€™s teachers,
Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. Sheā€™s been very stressed and is starting to have physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4 a.m. worrying about her school workload. 
Sheā€™s not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy family time and weā€™d like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.ā€


A++++ parenting šŸ’œ

Iā€™ve talked with a whole cadre of child therapists and psychiatrists about this very issue. There is little conclusive evidenceĀ that homework significantly improves elementary school childrenā€™s grades, understanding of subjects, or facility with various operations, processes, etc. However, plenty of evidence suggests that ever-increasing amounts of homework for young children lead to stress, anxiety, emotional fatigue, resistance toward academics in general, lack of leisure time to build social/interpersonal skills, and poorer family relations. Ā (My kids were doing about 3 hours a week IN KINDERGARTEN, at age 5 ā€“ so thatā€™s Ā½ hour every night, after a 6.5 hour school day, or else saving it up for long slogs over the weekend, even more disruptive. And that wasnā€™t including reading practice!) 


We have stopped doing homework altogether with my 7 year old as a result of severe anxiety/depression and a learning disability. She had gotten to a place where she had so little self confidence and truly believed that she was stupid and worthless, not just because of homework of course ā€“ but every time we tried to sit down to do homework with her, itā€™d end in tears with her really vehemently berating herself, and no amount of encouragement could ameliorate the damage done. Now, granted, sheā€™s got other things going on besides just an overload of school work. But in NO WAY did the homework help her, either academically or emotionally.Ā 
No little kid should have to spend an hour or more each night getting through homework. Now, my deal with Siena is that if she wants to give her homework a shot, I will absolutely help her if she wishes for help, but I no longer force her to complete all of it or to work on it for some set length of time before finally throwing in the towel.Ā 
Guess what? With the pressure taken off, sheā€™s actually doing MORE independent work now, purely out of the desire to learn and practice, than she ever was before weā€™d decided with her therapy team and school that homework was just not a thing this kid could handle.
Luckily for my older daughter my schoolā€™s 3rd-grade team decided to hand out homework only 3x/week, and the sheets take no more than 15-20 minutes to complete. That is totally reasonable for 8-9 year olds!Ā 
Anyway tl;dr just because the school system may require it sure as shit doesnā€™t mean parents canā€™t, or shouldnā€™t, fight it. Do whatā€™s right for your kid, and above all, let them be kids.Ā 

I eventually stopped doing homework because I was overwhelmed by it.

There was an article just the other day in the local paper about a primary school thatā€™s abolishing homework! You can read it here (autoplay video, gives you a few seconds to stop it).


Homework is intrusive in a young childā€™s life. It makes sense for adults who will likely have to bring work home with them so in college itā€™s good training. But for young kids. No.

Seriously Iā€™m 100% on board with this. There are high school students expected to do three or four hours and beyond worth of homework every day. Itā€™s fucking ridiculous. And I work in elementary school where we literally have little kids develop anxiety disorder and have panic attacks over homework and testing. This shit is not normal.: Maya's Homework
 5:32 PM (9 minutes ago)
 Bunmi Laditan
 to
 Hello Maya's teachers,
 Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. She's been very stressed and is starting to have
 physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4AM worrying about her school workload.
 She's not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We've consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten
 her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy
 family time and we'd like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.
 Thank you for understanding.
 warmly, Bunmi
vaporwavevocap:

ryttu3k:
darkwizardjamesmason:

dienaziscum:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

huffingtonpost:


Mom declares her daughter is done with homework in viral email.
Blogger Bunmi Laditan sent her 10-year-oldā€™s school a clear message.
ā€œHello Mayaā€™s teachers,
Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. Sheā€™s been very stressed and is starting to have physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4 a.m. worrying about her school workload. 
Sheā€™s not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy family time and weā€™d like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.ā€


A++++ parenting šŸ’œ

Iā€™ve talked with a whole cadre of child therapists and psychiatrists about this very issue. There is little conclusive evidenceĀ that homework significantly improves elementary school childrenā€™s grades, understanding of subjects, or facility with various operations, processes, etc. However, plenty of evidence suggests that ever-increasing amounts of homework for young children lead to stress, anxiety, emotional fatigue, resistance toward academics in general, lack of leisure time to build social/interpersonal skills, and poorer family relations. Ā (My kids were doing about 3 hours a week IN KINDERGARTEN, at age 5 ā€“ so thatā€™s Ā½ hour every night, after a 6.5 hour school day, or else saving it up for long slogs over the weekend, even more disruptive. And that wasnā€™t including reading practice!) 


We have stopped doing homework altogether with my 7 year old as a result of severe anxiety/depression and a learning disability. She had gotten to a place where she had so little self confidence and truly believed that she was stupid and worthless, not just because of homework of course ā€“ but every time we tried to sit down to do homework with her, itā€™d end in tears with her really vehemently berating herself, and no amount of encouragement could ameliorate the damage done. Now, granted, sheā€™s got other things going on besides just an overload of school work. But in NO WAY did the homework help her, either academically or emotionally.Ā 
No little kid should have to spend an hour or more each night getting through homework. Now, my deal with Siena is that if she wants to give her homework a shot, I will absolutely help her if she wishes for help, but I no longer force her to complete all of it or to work on it for some set length of time before finally throwing in the towel.Ā 
Guess what? With the pressure taken off, sheā€™s actually doing MORE independent work now, purely out of the desire to learn and practice, than she ever was before weā€™d decided with her therapy team and school that homework was just not a thing this kid could handle.
Luckily for my older daughter my schoolā€™s 3rd-grade team decided to hand out homework only 3x/week, and the sheets take no more than 15-20 minutes to complete. That is totally reasonable for 8-9 year olds!Ā 
Anyway tl;dr just because the school system may require it sure as shit doesnā€™t mean parents canā€™t, or shouldnā€™t, fight it. Do whatā€™s right for your kid, and above all, let them be kids.Ā 

I eventually stopped doing homework because I was overwhelmed by it.

There was an article just the other day in the local paper about a primary school thatā€™s abolishing homework! You can read it here (autoplay video, gives you a few seconds to stop it).


Homework is intrusive in a young childā€™s life. It makes sense for adults who will likely have to bring work home with them so in college itā€™s good training. But for young kids. No.

Seriously Iā€™m 100% on board with this. There are high school students expected to do three or four hours and beyond worth of homework every day. Itā€™s fucking ridiculous. And I work in elementary school where we literally have little kids develop anxiety disorder and have panic attacks over homework and testing. This shit is not normal.
        

            
            

                
                
                    vaporwavevocap:

ryttu3k:
darkwizardjamesmason:

dienaziscum:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

huffingtonpost:


Mom declares her daughter is done with homework in viral email.
Blogger Bunmi Laditan sent her 10-year-oldā€™s school a clear message.
ā€œHello Mayaā€™s teachers,
Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. Sheā€™s been very stressed and is starting to have physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4 a.m. worrying about her school workload. 
Sheā€™s not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy family time and weā€™d like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.ā€


A++++ parenting šŸ’œ

Iā€™ve talked with a whole cadre of child therapists and psychiatrists about this very issue. There is little conclusive evidenceĀ that homework significantly improves elementary school childrenā€™s grades, understanding of subjects, or facility with various operations, processes, etc. However, plenty of evidence suggests that ever-increasing amounts of homework for young children lead to stress, anxiety, emotional fatigue, resistance toward academics in general, lack of leisure time to build social/interpersonal skills, and poorer family relations. Ā (My kids were doing about 3 hours a week IN KINDERGARTEN, at age 5 ā€“ so thatā€™s Ā½ hour every night, after a 6.5 hour school day, or else saving it up for long slogs over the weekend, even more disruptive. And that wasnā€™t including reading practice!) 


We have stopped doing homework altogether with my 7 year old as a result of severe anxiety/depression and a learning disability. She had gotten to a place where she had so little self confidence and truly believed that she was stupid and worthless, not just because of homework of course ā€“ but every time we tried to sit down to do homework with her, itā€™d end in tears with her really vehemently berating herself, and no amount of encouragement could ameliorate the damage done. Now, granted, sheā€™s got other things going on besides just an overload of school work. But in NO WAY did the homework help her, either academically or emotionally.Ā 
No little kid should have to spend an hour or more each night getting through homework. Now, my deal with Siena is that if she wants to give her homework a shot, I will absolutely help her if she wishes for help, but I no longer force her to complete all of it or to work on it for some set length of time before finally throwing in the towel.Ā 
Guess what? With the pressure taken off, sheā€™s actually doing MORE independent work now, purely out of the desire to learn and practice, than she ever was before weā€™d decided with her therapy team and school that homework was just not a thing this kid could handle.
Luckily for my older daughter my schoolā€™s 3rd-grade team decided to hand out homework only 3x/week, and the sheets take no more than 15-20 minutes to complete. That is totally reasonable for 8-9 year olds!Ā 
Anyway tl;dr just because the school system may require it sure as shit doesnā€™t mean parents canā€™t, or shouldnā€™t, fight it. Do whatā€™s right for your kid, and above all, let them be kids.Ā 

I eventually stopped doing homework because I was overwhelmed by it.

There was an article just the other day in the local paper about a primary school thatā€™s abolishing homework! You can read it here (autoplay video, gives you a few seconds to stop it).


Homework is intrusive in a young childā€™s life. It makes sense for adults who will likely have to bring work home with them so in college itā€™s good training. But for young kids. No.

Seriously Iā€™m 100% on board with this. There are high school students expected to do three or four hours and beyond worth of homework every day. Itā€™s fucking ridiculous. And I work in elementary school where we literally have little kids develop anxiety disorder and have panic attacks over homework and testing. This shit is not normal.: Maya's Homework
 5:32 PM (9 minutes ago)
 Bunmi Laditan
 to
 Hello Maya's teachers,
 Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. She's been very stressed and is starting to have
 physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4AM worrying about her school workload.
 She's not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We've consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten
 her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy
 family time and we'd like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.
 Thank you for understanding.
 warmly, Bunmi
vaporwavevocap:

ryttu3k:
darkwizardjamesmason:

dienaziscum:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

huffingtonpost:


Mom declares her daughter is done with homework in viral email.
Blogger Bunmi Laditan sent her 10-year-oldā€™s school a clear message.
ā€œHello Mayaā€™s teachers,
Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. Sheā€™s been very stressed and is starting to have physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4 a.m. worrying about her school workload. 
Sheā€™s not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy family time and weā€™d like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.ā€


A++++ parenting šŸ’œ

Iā€™ve talked with a whole cadre of child therapists and psychiatrists about this very issue. There is little conclusive evidenceĀ that homework significantly improves elementary school childrenā€™s grades, understanding of subjects, or facility with various operations, processes, etc. However, plenty of evidence suggests that ever-increasing amounts of homework for young children lead to stress, anxiety, emotional fatigue, resistance toward academics in general, lack of leisure time to build social/interpersonal skills, and poorer family relations. Ā (My kids were doing about 3 hours a week IN KINDERGARTEN, at age 5 ā€“ so thatā€™s Ā½ hour every night, after a 6.5 hour school day, or else saving it up for long slogs over the weekend, even more disruptive. And that wasnā€™t including reading practice!) 


We have stopped doing homework altogether with my 7 year old as a result of severe anxiety/depression and a learning disability. She had gotten to a place where she had so little self confidence and truly believed that she was stupid and worthless, not just because of homework of course ā€“ but every time we tried to sit down to do homework with her, itā€™d end in tears with her really vehemently berating herself, and no amount of encouragement could ameliorate the damage done. Now, granted, sheā€™s got other things going on besides just an overload of school work. But in NO WAY did the homework help her, either academically or emotionally.Ā 
No little kid should have to spend an hour or more each night getting through homework. Now, my deal with Siena is that if she wants to give her homework a shot, I will absolutely help her if she wishes for help, but I no longer force her to complete all of it or to work on it for some set length of time before finally throwing in the towel.Ā 
Guess what? With the pressure taken off, sheā€™s actually doing MORE independent work now, purely out of the desire to learn and practice, than she ever was before weā€™d decided with her therapy team and school that homework was just not a thing this kid could handle.
Luckily for my older daughter my schoolā€™s 3rd-grade team decided to hand out homework only 3x/week, and the sheets take no more than 15-20 minutes to complete. That is totally reasonable for 8-9 year olds!Ā 
Anyway tl;dr just because the school system may require it sure as shit doesnā€™t mean parents canā€™t, or shouldnā€™t, fight it. Do whatā€™s right for your kid, and above all, let them be kids.Ā 

I eventually stopped doing homework because I was overwhelmed by it.

There was an article just the other day in the local paper about a primary school thatā€™s abolishing homework! You can read it here (autoplay video, gives you a few seconds to stop it).


Homework is intrusive in a young childā€™s life. It makes sense for adults who will likely have to bring work home with them so in college itā€™s good training. But for young kids. No.

Seriously Iā€™m 100% on board with this. There are high school students expected to do three or four hours and beyond worth of homework every day. Itā€™s fucking ridiculous. And I work in elementary school where we literally have little kids develop anxiety disorder and have panic attacks over homework and testing. This shit is not normal.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        audvidis:

as some of you may know, today wouldā€™ve been dennisĀ ā€œINTERNETHULKā€ hawelkaā€™sĀ 31st birthday.Ā 
hawelka was a tank/support player who once belonged to the rosters of teams such as HULKtastic, IDDQD, the germanĀ overwatch world cup team, and EnVyUs, which would later become the team known as the dallasĀ fuel. he was integral leading the latter to become the first western team to win the apex tournament, and helped bring light to players such as cocco, chipshajen, mickie, and harryhook.Ā later on his life, hawelkaĀ became a coach for teams such as liquid (fury), rogue (akm, soon, unkoe), and lazer kittens (munchkin).Ā 
hawelka was one of the kindest players in the overwatch pro scene, and helped raise it to the level that it is now. without his presence, professional overwatch would have been drastically different.Ā 
he is deeply missed by all.
: SCUF AMI
audvidis:

as some of you may know, today wouldā€™ve been dennisĀ ā€œINTERNETHULKā€ hawelkaā€™sĀ 31st birthday.Ā 
hawelka was a tank/support player who once belonged to the rosters of teams such as HULKtastic, IDDQD, the germanĀ overwatch world cup team, and EnVyUs, which would later become the team known as the dallasĀ fuel. he was integral leading the latter to become the first western team to win the apex tournament, and helped bring light to players such as cocco, chipshajen, mickie, and harryhook.Ā later on his life, hawelkaĀ became a coach for teams such as liquid (fury), rogue (akm, soon, unkoe), and lazer kittens (munchkin).Ā 
hawelka was one of the kindest players in the overwatch pro scene, and helped raise it to the level that it is now. without his presence, professional overwatch would have been drastically different.Ā 
he is deeply missed by all.

        

            
            

                
                
                    audvidis:

as some of you may know, today wouldā€™ve been dennisĀ ā€œINTERNETHULKā€ hawelkaā€™sĀ 31st birthday.Ā 
hawelka was a tank/support player who once belonged to the rosters of teams such as HULKtastic, IDDQD, the germanĀ overwatch world cup team, and EnVyUs, which would later become the team known as the dallasĀ fuel. he was integral leading the latter to become the first western team to win the apex tournament, and helped bring light to players such as cocco, chipshajen, mickie, and harryhook.Ā later on his life, hawelkaĀ became a coach for teams such as liquid (fury), rogue (akm, soon, unkoe), and lazer kittens (munchkin).Ā 
hawelka was one of the kindest players in the overwatch pro scene, and helped raise it to the level that it is now. without his presence, professional overwatch would have been drastically different.Ā 
he is deeply missed by all.
: SCUF AMI
audvidis:

as some of you may know, today wouldā€™ve been dennisĀ ā€œINTERNETHULKā€ hawelkaā€™sĀ 31st birthday.Ā 
hawelka was a tank/support player who once belonged to the rosters of teams such as HULKtastic, IDDQD, the germanĀ overwatch world cup team, and EnVyUs, which would later become the team known as the dallasĀ fuel. he was integral leading the latter to become the first western team to win the apex tournament, and helped bring light to players such as cocco, chipshajen, mickie, and harryhook.Ā later on his life, hawelkaĀ became a coach for teams such as liquid (fury), rogue (akm, soon, unkoe), and lazer kittens (munchkin).Ā 
hawelka was one of the kindest players in the overwatch pro scene, and helped raise it to the level that it is now. without his presence, professional overwatch would have been drastically different.Ā 
he is deeply missed by all.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
audvidis:

as some of you may know, today wouldā€™ve been dennisĀ ā€œINTERNETHULKā€ hawelkaā€™sĀ 31st birthday.Ā 
hawelka was a tank/support player...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        zoblogs:
zamaron:

mainmanblackdynamite:

blaqheart:

bonrealprophecies:
Lmao
i hate this so much lol

Must be fucking nice


So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like ā€œsee itā€™s not that hard!ā€ iā€™m crying

holy shit wowā€¦.lmfao 
: E BUSINESS INSIDER
 YOUR MONEY
 How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans
 in 3 years
 Emmie Martin
 O Mar. 8, 2017,12:40 PM 105,941
 Back home in Joliet, linois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her
 mother runs. The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was
 drastically less. She increased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying thenm
 off entirely in a year.
 Horton and her boyfriend tied the knot soon after the move. Horton's mother gave the couple a
 condo that she had purchased at an auction as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away
 the hefty student-loan tab.
 Horton and her husband lived in the condo for three months, but then they decided to move in
 with her grandparents down the street and started renting out the condo to bring in extra
 income
 To anyone who feels overwhelmed by the prospect of taking on student loans or paying back
 any debt they've incurred- Horton has a simple message: "I just want them to feel empowered
 that they can pay if off. If I can do it, anybody can."
 fo
zoblogs:
zamaron:

mainmanblackdynamite:

blaqheart:

bonrealprophecies:
Lmao
i hate this so much lol

Must be fucking nice


So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like ā€œsee itā€™s not that hard!ā€ iā€™m crying

holy shit wowā€¦.lmfao 

        

            
            

                
                
                    zoblogs:
zamaron:

mainmanblackdynamite:

blaqheart:

bonrealprophecies:
Lmao
i hate this so much lol

Must be fucking nice


So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like ā€œsee itā€™s not that hard!ā€ iā€™m crying

holy shit wowā€¦.lmfao 
: E BUSINESS INSIDER
 YOUR MONEY
 How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans
 in 3 years
 Emmie Martin
 O Mar. 8, 2017,12:40 PM 105,941
 Back home in Joliet, linois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her
 mother runs. The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was
 drastically less. She increased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying thenm
 off entirely in a year.
 Horton and her boyfriend tied the knot soon after the move. Horton's mother gave the couple a
 condo that she had purchased at an auction as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away
 the hefty student-loan tab.
 Horton and her husband lived in the condo for three months, but then they decided to move in
 with her grandparents down the street and started renting out the condo to bring in extra
 income
 To anyone who feels overwhelmed by the prospect of taking on student loans or paying back
 any debt they've incurred- Horton has a simple message: "I just want them to feel empowered
 that they can pay if off. If I can do it, anybody can."
 fo
zoblogs:
zamaron:

mainmanblackdynamite:

blaqheart:

bonrealprophecies:
Lmao
i hate this so much lol

Must be fucking nice


So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like ā€œsee itā€™s not that hard!ā€ iā€™m crying

holy shit wowā€¦.lmfao 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        marriedtogoddess:

yeah all u need is for ur mom to give u a job at her own company, then give you a free apartment that you get to rent out while u stay with ur grandparents for cheap. shit easy tbh

Why didnt I think of this omg we poor are so dumb: E BUSINESS INSIDER
 YOUR MONEY
 How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans
 in 3 years
 Emmie Martin
 O Mar. 8, 2017,12:40 PM 105,941
 Back home in Joliet, linois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her
 mother runs. The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was
 drastically less. She increased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying thenm
 off entirely in a year.
 Horton and her boyfriend tied the knot soon after the move. Horton's mother gave the couple a
 condo that she had purchased at an auction as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away
 the hefty student-loan tab.
 Horton and her husband lived in the condo for three months, but then they decided to move in
 with her grandparents down the street and started renting out the condo to bring in extra
 income
 To anyone who feels overwhelmed by the prospect of taking on student loans or paying back
 any debt they've incurred- Horton has a simple message: "I just want them to feel empowered
 that they can pay if off. If I can do it, anybody can."
 fo
marriedtogoddess:

yeah all u need is for ur mom to give u a job at her own company, then give you a free apartment that you get to rent out while u stay with ur grandparents for cheap. shit easy tbh

Why didnt I think of this omg we poor are so dumb
        

            
            

                
                
                    marriedtogoddess:

yeah all u need is for ur mom to give u a job at her own company, then give you a free apartment that you get to rent out while u stay with ur grandparents for cheap. shit easy tbh

Why didnt I think of this omg we poor are so dumb: E BUSINESS INSIDER
 YOUR MONEY
 How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans
 in 3 years
 Emmie Martin
 O Mar. 8, 2017,12:40 PM 105,941
 Back home in Joliet, linois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her
 mother runs. The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was
 drastically less. She increased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying thenm
 off entirely in a year.
 Horton and her boyfriend tied the knot soon after the move. Horton's mother gave the couple a
 condo that she had purchased at an auction as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away
 the hefty student-loan tab.
 Horton and her husband lived in the condo for three months, but then they decided to move in
 with her grandparents down the street and started renting out the condo to bring in extra
 income
 To anyone who feels overwhelmed by the prospect of taking on student loans or paying back
 any debt they've incurred- Horton has a simple message: "I just want them to feel empowered
 that they can pay if off. If I can do it, anybody can."
 fo
marriedtogoddess:

yeah all u need is for ur mom to give u a job at her own company, then give you a free apartment that you get to rent out while u stay with ur grandparents for cheap. shit easy tbh

Why didnt I think of this omg we poor are so dumb
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        andrusi:

downtroddendeity:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. Ā 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Ā Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainā€™t ā€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnā€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatā€™s there.
Someoneā€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iā€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnā€™t, I might have to, and I donā€™t wanna.
But letā€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceĀ and spend money on it.  (And Iā€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itā€™s also associated with something (gasp) ā€˜inappropriateā€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenā€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesā€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalā€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatā€™s acquired governmental funding has been through and intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. Ā The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: ā€œNice work, college boy.ā€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: ā€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyā€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.ā€
But like, the thing is?  Thereā€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itā€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.Ā 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. Ā She developed this in her product design class. Ā And,Ā as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.Ā 
ā€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesisā€‹ ā€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33



@curlicuecal 
Iā€™d also like to chime in that a chunk of my family are apple farmers, and one thing I learned visiting them is that you canā€™t always let bees pollinate. With certain apple varieties, people have to go out with little paintbrushes to pollinate them by hand, because if they cross-pollinate with the wrong variety the apples wonā€™t come out the same. Beebots could potentially be a huge time-saver at that task, because depending on how the algorithms work, you could just tell them ā€œDonā€™t go into the Gala field next doorā€ and let them do the job more efficiently than you without having to worry about getting weird mutant apples.

Also holy shit all science is not interchangeable.Ā  Nobody got up one morning and said ā€œinstead of saving the bees Iā€™m going to build a bee robot.ā€
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
 to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
 cnn.it/21QKbuY

 jakĆ¼b
 @sadandchildish
 instead of saving the environment and helping
 actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
 do what bees would do for free
 CNN @CNN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
 pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
andrusi:

downtroddendeity:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. Ā 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Ā Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainā€™t ā€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnā€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatā€™s there.
Someoneā€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iā€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnā€™t, I might have to, and I donā€™t wanna.
But letā€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceĀ and spend money on it.  (And Iā€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itā€™s also associated with something (gasp) ā€˜inappropriateā€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenā€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesā€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalā€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatā€™s acquired governmental funding has been through and intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. Ā The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: ā€œNice work, college boy.ā€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: ā€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyā€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.ā€
But like, the thing is?  Thereā€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itā€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.Ā 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. Ā She developed this in her product design class. Ā And,Ā as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.Ā 
ā€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesisā€‹ ā€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33



@curlicuecal 
Iā€™d also like to chime in that a chunk of my family are apple farmers, and one thing I learned visiting them is that you canā€™t always let bees pollinate. With certain apple varieties, people have to go out with little paintbrushes to pollinate them by hand, because if they cross-pollinate with the wrong variety the apples wonā€™t come out the same. Beebots could potentially be a huge time-saver at that task, because depending on how the algorithms work, you could just tell them ā€œDonā€™t go into the Gala field next doorā€ and let them do the job more efficiently than you without having to worry about getting weird mutant apples.

Also holy shit all science is not interchangeable.Ā  Nobody got up one morning and said ā€œinstead of saving the bees Iā€™m going to build a bee robot.ā€

        

            
            

                
                
                    andrusi:

downtroddendeity:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. Ā 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Ā Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainā€™t ā€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnā€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatā€™s there.
Someoneā€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iā€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnā€™t, I might have to, and I donā€™t wanna.
But letā€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceĀ and spend money on it.  (And Iā€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itā€™s also associated with something (gasp) ā€˜inappropriateā€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenā€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesā€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalā€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatā€™s acquired governmental funding has been through and intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. Ā The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: ā€œNice work, college boy.ā€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: ā€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyā€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.ā€
But like, the thing is?  Thereā€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itā€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.Ā 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. Ā She developed this in her product design class. Ā And,Ā as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.Ā 
ā€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesisā€‹ ā€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33



@curlicuecal 
Iā€™d also like to chime in that a chunk of my family are apple farmers, and one thing I learned visiting them is that you canā€™t always let bees pollinate. With certain apple varieties, people have to go out with little paintbrushes to pollinate them by hand, because if they cross-pollinate with the wrong variety the apples wonā€™t come out the same. Beebots could potentially be a huge time-saver at that task, because depending on how the algorithms work, you could just tell them ā€œDonā€™t go into the Gala field next doorā€ and let them do the job more efficiently than you without having to worry about getting weird mutant apples.

Also holy shit all science is not interchangeable.Ā  Nobody got up one morning and said ā€œinstead of saving the bees Iā€™m going to build a bee robot.ā€
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
 to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
 cnn.it/21QKbuY

 jakĆ¼b
 @sadandchildish
 instead of saving the environment and helping
 actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
 do what bees would do for free
 CNN @CNN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
 pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
andrusi:

downtroddendeity:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. Ā 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Ā Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainā€™t ā€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnā€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatā€™s there.
Someoneā€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iā€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnā€™t, I might have to, and I donā€™t wanna.
But letā€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceĀ and spend money on it.  (And Iā€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itā€™s also associated with something (gasp) ā€˜inappropriateā€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenā€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesā€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalā€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatā€™s acquired governmental funding has been through and intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. Ā The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: ā€œNice work, college boy.ā€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: ā€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyā€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.ā€
But like, the thing is?  Thereā€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itā€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.Ā 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. Ā She developed this in her product design class. Ā And,Ā as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.Ā 
ā€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesisā€‹ ā€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33



@curlicuecal 
Iā€™d also like to chime in that a chunk of my family are apple farmers, and one thing I learned visiting them is that you canā€™t always let bees pollinate. With certain apple varieties, people have to go out with little paintbrushes to pollinate them by hand, because if they cross-pollinate with the wrong variety the apples wonā€™t come out the same. Beebots could potentially be a huge time-saver at that task, because depending on how the algorithms work, you could just tell them ā€œDonā€™t go into the Gala field next doorā€ and let them do the job more efficiently than you without having to worry about getting weird mutant apples.

Also holy shit all science is not interchangeable.Ā  Nobody got up one morning and said ā€œinstead of saving the bees Iā€™m going to build a bee robot.ā€

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com


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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com



        

            
            

                
                
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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com


: I am
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 a lama!
 DALAI
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lol-coaster:



Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com



                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fl...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com


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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com



        

            
            

                
                
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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com


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Alpaca d'Oro create handmade products made of alpaca wool. The products range from slippers to scarves, from throws to fluffy toys. All the products are made in Peru from the highest quality wool and the most skilled producers. The founders, Daniel and Neal, strongly believe in equality and transparency. All those in Peru helping towards creating the products for you are respected, given both fair wages and fair treatment. Additionally, all products are entirely animal friendly. The alpacas from which the wool is produced are sheared once a year. This wool is, in almost all cases, the number one source of income for Peruvian farmers. Alpacas have been native to Peru for over 5,000 years. During the pre-Inca era, alpaca wool was notorious for its high quality, so much so that it was only reserved to dress royal families. So why is alpaca wool so special? Living thousands of feet above ground in the Andes, alpacas have to deal with drastic temperature differences, from freezing cold to searing heat. Their wool has evolved to deal with these temperatures.




www.facebook.com/alpacadoro/www.instagram.com/alpacadoro/www.alpacadoro.com



                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Perfect condom size: So l uploaded a post with this picture
 What's your correct size?
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 and asked: ,,Whats your condom size?"
 And most people didn't know WTF I was
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 instance means, that the condom is 47 mm wide. Multiply that
 number with factor 2 and you get the circumference of
 Now measure t
 Devide this number by factor 2 and you'll get a prettybig" number
 concerning the picture above... But you want to fit your condom
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 the number you've got with factor 0,75-0,9 depeding on your
 preference. You may like a looser fit or a tighter one. But the
 condom circumference always needs to be smaller than the
 circumference of your dick - since you do not want it to dissappear
 in her vag. On the other side the condom should not
 fit to tight at all. This would increase the risk of breaking drastically
 s might h
 How Much Condoms Must Stretch, Based On Condom Size and Penis Size, (Metric)
 Condom Condom
 Required Amount of Condom Stretch (%)
 15 22 28 35 41 47 4
 20 33 38 43 49 63 58 63 68
 14 | 18 | 23 | 27 | 32 | 36 | 41 | 45 |501
 014 18 23 27 32 36 40 45
 63
 85
 87
 7.5 8.0 8.5 9.0 9.5 100 10.5 11.0 11.5 12.0 12.5 13.0 13.5 14.0 14.5 15.0 15.5 16.0 16.5
 Key tor Percent (%) Stretch, (estimate恮
 fit
 Percentie'
 0%
 %
 0.2%
 08%
 16%
 40%
 85%
 16.1% 277% 403%561% ro.3% 820%领)%95)%
 %
 99%
 100%
 Condoms with 51-57 can be bought almost everywhere
 But remember: even the XXLMagnum condoms normally
 have a maxium wide of 57-60mm. That's just because
 the condom industry wants you to feel well hung so that
 you feel great and buy it again
 Thats why every~average dick fits in a XXLcondom.
 The condom just might be a bit long and thats it...
 If you have a VERY thick dick you'll need to
 buy your condoms in special shops, like
 www.thevfit.com
 www.mysize.com
 Some statistics with source for you
 Penis Size and Percentiles
 Data and averages based on three published scientific studies
 6.5 7.0 7.5 8.0 8.5 9.0 9.5 10.0 10.5 11.0 11.5
 Percentile. | 00% | 0 00% | 0 00% | 00% | 00% | 0 22% | 0 75% | 220% | 5 54% | 11 9896122
 ile
 12.5 13.0 13.5 14.0 14.5 15.0 15.5 16.0 16.5 17.0 17.5
 4094%|5607%|7025%|8202%|9028%|9535%|9604%|9921%|997596|9993%| 999B%|100
 3678%|5324% 169 16% 18211%|9096%|9606%|9652% | 99 53%|9957%|9997%|9999% | 100
 41%)84 13%|9053%|9479%|9737%)98 78%199489619980%|993%|9998%| 9999% |100
 Notes
 All measurements were conducted
 Girh Grh Dew Dev
 All length measurements include the
 penile c
 1. Wessells, H., T.Lue, and J. Mcaninch Penile Length in the Flaccid and Erect States
 2. Schneider, T etal. Does Penile Size in Younger Men Cause Problems in Condom Use?
 3. Chen,J, etal Predicting Penile Size during Erection
 Guidelines for Penile Augmentation The Journal of Urology 156.3 (1996) 995-97
 Urology 57 2 (2001 314-18
 Intemational Joumal of impotence Research 12.6 (2000x 328-33
 Final math example
 Dick circumference: 13cm 130mm
 130 mm devided by 2 65
 65 x 0.85 (for good fit) 55
 So if your penis has a circumference of
 13cm your perfect condom size would
 And again: The XXL magnum condoms that you can
 buy pretty much everywhere does not have an
 outstan
 ding circumference they are just very long
 If your condom fits perfect you'll enjoy sex way more
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                    Perfect condom size: So l uploaded a post with this picture
 What's your correct size?
 SLIM
 WIDE
 60 (64 (69
 and asked: ,,Whats your condom size?"
 And most people didn't know WTF I was
 talking a
 So: The numbers stand for milimeters and
 can be found on the outer packing when you buy them. 47 for
 instance means, that the condom is 47 mm wide. Multiply that
 number with factor 2 and you get the circumference of
 Now measure t
 Devide this number by factor 2 and you'll get a prettybig" number
 concerning the picture above... But you want to fit your condom
 really good, not to loose and not to tightl! So you need to multiply
 the number you've got with factor 0,75-0,9 depeding on your
 preference. You may like a looser fit or a tighter one. But the
 condom circumference always needs to be smaller than the
 circumference of your dick - since you do not want it to dissappear
 in her vag. On the other side the condom should not
 fit to tight at all. This would increase the risk of breaking drastically
 s might h
 How Much Condoms Must Stretch, Based On Condom Size and Penis Size, (Metric)
 Condom Condom
 Required Amount of Condom Stretch (%)
 15 22 28 35 41 47 4
 20 33 38 43 49 63 58 63 68
 14 | 18 | 23 | 27 | 32 | 36 | 41 | 45 |501
 014 18 23 27 32 36 40 45
 63
 85
 87
 7.5 8.0 8.5 9.0 9.5 100 10.5 11.0 11.5 12.0 12.5 13.0 13.5 14.0 14.5 15.0 15.5 16.0 16.5
 Key tor Percent (%) Stretch, (estimate恮
 fit
 Percentie'
 0%
 %
 0.2%
 08%
 16%
 40%
 85%
 16.1% 277% 403%561% ro.3% 820%领)%95)%
 %
 99%
 100%
 Condoms with 51-57 can be bought almost everywhere
 But remember: even the XXLMagnum condoms normally
 have a maxium wide of 57-60mm. That's just because
 the condom industry wants you to feel well hung so that
 you feel great and buy it again
 Thats why every~average dick fits in a XXLcondom.
 The condom just might be a bit long and thats it...
 If you have a VERY thick dick you'll need to
 buy your condoms in special shops, like
 www.thevfit.com
 www.mysize.com
 Some statistics with source for you
 Penis Size and Percentiles
 Data and averages based on three published scientific studies
 6.5 7.0 7.5 8.0 8.5 9.0 9.5 10.0 10.5 11.0 11.5
 Percentile. | 00% | 0 00% | 0 00% | 00% | 00% | 0 22% | 0 75% | 220% | 5 54% | 11 9896122
 ile
 12.5 13.0 13.5 14.0 14.5 15.0 15.5 16.0 16.5 17.0 17.5
 4094%|5607%|7025%|8202%|9028%|9535%|9604%|9921%|997596|9993%| 999B%|100
 3678%|5324% 169 16% 18211%|9096%|9606%|9652% | 99 53%|9957%|9997%|9999% | 100
 41%)84 13%|9053%|9479%|9737%)98 78%199489619980%|993%|9998%| 9999% |100
 Notes
 All measurements were conducted
 Girh Grh Dew Dev
 All length measurements include the
 penile c
 1. Wessells, H., T.Lue, and J. Mcaninch Penile Length in the Flaccid and Erect States
 2. Schneider, T etal. Does Penile Size in Younger Men Cause Problems in Condom Use?
 3. Chen,J, etal Predicting Penile Size during Erection
 Guidelines for Penile Augmentation The Journal of Urology 156.3 (1996) 995-97
 Urology 57 2 (2001 314-18
 Intemational Joumal of impotence Research 12.6 (2000x 328-33
 Final math example
 Dick circumference: 13cm 130mm
 130 mm devided by 2 65
 65 x 0.85 (for good fit) 55
 So if your penis has a circumference of
 13cm your perfect condom size would
 And again: The XXL magnum condoms that you can
 buy pretty much everywhere does not have an
 outstan
 ding circumference they are just very long
 If your condom fits perfect you'll enjoy sex way more
Perfect condom size
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        12 sex myths debunked!: 1. Myth: A woman's "first time" is meant
 to hurt.
 A woman's first-time might hurt if she's not turned
 on enough, if her partner is too rough, or if she's
 feeling anxious and tense
 Also, while most women's hymens are worn away
 before their first times, it plays basically no role in
 discomfort during sex anyway.
 2. Myth: You can tell when you (or
 someone else) have an STI.
 Unfortunately, a quick peek with a miror every now
 and then won't cut it. Lots of STis don't have any
 signs or symptoms at all, and the only way to be
 sure you're clear is if you get tested.
 3. Myth: Hymens "break" the first time a
 woman has sex.
 Nope. Hymens can't break. They're more like a
 door frame than a barier. They're usually worn
 away by the time you're a teen thanks to things like
 exercise, and even walking, and if they weren't, you
 wouldn't be able to menstruate properly.
 So, if women bleed during their first time, it's nat
 their hymen "breaking"-it's probably vaginal
 tissue bleeding because of poor lubrication or
 4. Myth: Taking PrEP means you don't
 have to use a condom.
 PrEP is a drug that significantly lowers the risk of
 becoming HIV positive and some people believe
 that if you take it, you no langer need to use a
 PrEP only reduces the risk of HIV infection, so it
 doesn't protect against other STDs like gonomhoea
 or chlamydia, and it only works if taken daily. Using
 a condom and PrEP also reduces the risk of Hiv
 even further, so it's a no-brainer
 5. Myth: Most women can orgasm just
 from vaginal sex.
 Most women need stimulation around their clitoris
 to orgasm, and that's totally normal. Around 70%
 ot women can't orgasm just from vaginal sex. So it
 you want to orgasm during penetration, make sure
 that area gets some attention.
 6-Myth: Using a condom ruins" sex.
 Can't teel anything when wearing a condom? This
 is most likely because you're wearing the wrong
 size and there isn't enough lubrication. Finding the
 right fit will drastically improve your experience.
 7. Myth: Vaginas get looser the more a
 woman has sex.
 A locked up, squeezed up, shut-down vagina is a
 tense, non-aroused one, not a virginal one." When
 women are turned on and relaxed, their vaginal
 muscles loosen slightly, and tighten again after sex.
 Or, put another way, if giving birth to a baby
 doesn't permanently change the shape of a vagina
 neither will a penis
 8. Myth: Lesbians can't really have sex.
 This one neads to be debunked, like now. Lesbians
 can detinitely have sex, in lots of difterent ways,
 with or without sex toys-just like any other
 couple
 9. Myth: Virginity only involves a penis
 and a vagina.
 There isn't one solid, exact definition of what "sex
 is. Most of us grew up thinking losing your virginity
 only involved PIV sex, but this is a realy
 heterocentric view that excludes a lot of people's
 realities and experiences.
 The truth is, "virginity" has different meanings to
 different people and only you get to say when
 you've "lost it" or not
 10. Myth: You only need to use condoms
 for penetration.
 You can get STis from oral sex, so make sure to get
 regularly tested, and to use condoms or dental
 dams- whether you're giving or receiving.
 You can also get STis from sex toys, so putting
 condoms on them reduces the risk of you catching
 something (and can make them last longer
 11. Myth: Women should pee before sex
 to avoid UTls.
 High school lied to us. Peeing before sex is the
 number one cause of honeymoon cystitis. You
 should wait to pee after sex because a strong pee
 stream increases the chances of pushing vaginal
 bacteria back out.
 12. Myth: Older people never have sex.
 Your gramps are totally doing it. Studies show that
 60% of men and 42% of women aged 65-74 are
 sexually active, though the trequency of sex
 reduces with age
 Basically, sex has no expiry date.
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                    12 sex myths debunked!: 1. Myth: A woman's "first time" is meant
 to hurt.
 A woman's first-time might hurt if she's not turned
 on enough, if her partner is too rough, or if she's
 feeling anxious and tense
 Also, while most women's hymens are worn away
 before their first times, it plays basically no role in
 discomfort during sex anyway.
 2. Myth: You can tell when you (or
 someone else) have an STI.
 Unfortunately, a quick peek with a miror every now
 and then won't cut it. Lots of STis don't have any
 signs or symptoms at all, and the only way to be
 sure you're clear is if you get tested.
 3. Myth: Hymens "break" the first time a
 woman has sex.
 Nope. Hymens can't break. They're more like a
 door frame than a barier. They're usually worn
 away by the time you're a teen thanks to things like
 exercise, and even walking, and if they weren't, you
 wouldn't be able to menstruate properly.
 So, if women bleed during their first time, it's nat
 their hymen "breaking"-it's probably vaginal
 tissue bleeding because of poor lubrication or
 4. Myth: Taking PrEP means you don't
 have to use a condom.
 PrEP is a drug that significantly lowers the risk of
 becoming HIV positive and some people believe
 that if you take it, you no langer need to use a
 PrEP only reduces the risk of HIV infection, so it
 doesn't protect against other STDs like gonomhoea
 or chlamydia, and it only works if taken daily. Using
 a condom and PrEP also reduces the risk of Hiv
 even further, so it's a no-brainer
 5. Myth: Most women can orgasm just
 from vaginal sex.
 Most women need stimulation around their clitoris
 to orgasm, and that's totally normal. Around 70%
 ot women can't orgasm just from vaginal sex. So it
 you want to orgasm during penetration, make sure
 that area gets some attention.
 6-Myth: Using a condom ruins" sex.
 Can't teel anything when wearing a condom? This
 is most likely because you're wearing the wrong
 size and there isn't enough lubrication. Finding the
 right fit will drastically improve your experience.
 7. Myth: Vaginas get looser the more a
 woman has sex.
 A locked up, squeezed up, shut-down vagina is a
 tense, non-aroused one, not a virginal one." When
 women are turned on and relaxed, their vaginal
 muscles loosen slightly, and tighten again after sex.
 Or, put another way, if giving birth to a baby
 doesn't permanently change the shape of a vagina
 neither will a penis
 8. Myth: Lesbians can't really have sex.
 This one neads to be debunked, like now. Lesbians
 can detinitely have sex, in lots of difterent ways,
 with or without sex toys-just like any other
 couple
 9. Myth: Virginity only involves a penis
 and a vagina.
 There isn't one solid, exact definition of what "sex
 is. Most of us grew up thinking losing your virginity
 only involved PIV sex, but this is a realy
 heterocentric view that excludes a lot of people's
 realities and experiences.
 The truth is, "virginity" has different meanings to
 different people and only you get to say when
 you've "lost it" or not
 10. Myth: You only need to use condoms
 for penetration.
 You can get STis from oral sex, so make sure to get
 regularly tested, and to use condoms or dental
 dams- whether you're giving or receiving.
 You can also get STis from sex toys, so putting
 condoms on them reduces the risk of you catching
 something (and can make them last longer
 11. Myth: Women should pee before sex
 to avoid UTls.
 High school lied to us. Peeing before sex is the
 number one cause of honeymoon cystitis. You
 should wait to pee after sex because a strong pee
 stream increases the chances of pushing vaginal
 bacteria back out.
 12. Myth: Older people never have sex.
 Your gramps are totally doing it. Studies show that
 60% of men and 42% of women aged 65-74 are
 sexually active, though the trequency of sex
 reduces with age
 Basically, sex has no expiry date.
12 sex myths debunked!
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Been seeing a lot of Lucid Dreaming posts.  Hereā€™s my quick tutorialomg-humor.tumblr.com: Lucid Dreaming
 Lucid dreaming ie when a person is sleeping, and
 while dreaming the person realizes they are
 dreaming. From there, the dreamer can control
 what he/she aes in their dream.
 This all seems simple enough.owever, it can take
 months of training before lucioty is achieved.
 I will do my best to give a quick icro to Lucid
 Dreaming with techniques to become lucid with the
 2yrs of xp I have in the subject. Sorry if it runs a
 little long.
 AM I DREAMING?
 DILD- Dream Induced Lucid Dream. You're
 dreaming and then realize you're dreaming. No
 Reality Check (RC) is involved.
 MILD- Mnemonic Induced LD. This relies on RC's
 while you're awake carrying into your dream.
 WILD- Wake Induced LD. This is going from being
 awake to forming a dream consciously. This will
 require you to go through Sleep Paralysis (SP). This
 must also be timed with your REM cycle (where
 dreaming occurs)
 There are a few other ways to become lucid, but
 these are the major ones
 Reality Checks (RC)s when you make checks while you're awake. YMMV on
 these. would usually do all these throughout my day.
 Look at a clock, ook away, and look back. In dreams, clocks can drastically
 change from minutes to hours.
 Look at text. In dreams, text is usually jumbled letters or even just scribbles.
 Look at your hand. In a dream, depending on the person, you can have too
 many/ too few fingers or no fingers/ hands at all!
 If you have hands, try to pusha finger through your palm. In dreams, you can
 push your finger through your palm.
 These RC's must be done with intention. You must do them often enough
 during the day that they will erid up carrying over into your dream as well as
 really paying attention and questioning, "Am I dreaming?" If you're not
 serious and don't pay attention, or do this too much, you may miss an RC in
 your dream and will miss becoming lucid. I've done it many times before.
 Hypnagogic Imagery (HI)- Ever see colors or spots or
 lines as you're falling asleep? These are HI. It's just
 your mind trying to "see" in the black your closed
 eyes make. When trying to perform a WILD, you try
 to passively focus on those to form a scene of a
 dream to fall into. However, do not focus on them
 or you'll loose them. There is a fine line here.
 Hypnagogic Hallucinations (HH)- As you fall into SP,
 people will experience different things. White
 noise, hearing people talking, screams, or other
 horrible sounds. The 2 latter will be something
 you'll need to overcome if it happens to you, and
 realize it's just your mind playing tricks and nothing
 can hurt you. Stay calm and don't focus on them.
 Sleep paralysis (SP) is the body's way of keeping you from
 acting out what your dreaming. Your mind separates
 itself from your body when this happens so to speak.
 Due to this "disconnecting", you will feel like you're
 falling. Ever have that falling sensation right when you
 wake up? That's because you woke up before you were
 out of SP, you, mind was still "disconnected", and
 "reconnects" as you are stărtled.
 Have you ever been trying to fall, asleep and you have an
 itch, feel some tĆ­ngles, or something else that causes you
 to move? This is your mind sending dut signals to your
 body asking if it is asleep as you will be unconscious
 before you're put into SP. Ignore these urges to move.
 You will also experience some form of HI/HH, a falling
 sensation, and "weight" upon your chest (referred to as
 "The Old Hag"). These are all normal.
 With determination, persistence, and prantice, you
 should be able to achieve lucidity.
 The key is to not become discouraged, It may take
 before your first
 There are forums dedicated to LDs. I don't want to
 flood them, so will not mention them here, but
 some quick Googling will bring it up, and I highly
 recommend it if you're serious about LD.
 Happy Dreaming!
 Puol oeeim
 FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM
Been seeing a lot of Lucid Dreaming posts.  Hereā€™s my quick tutorialomg-humor.tumblr.com
        

            
            

                
                
                    Been seeing a lot of Lucid Dreaming posts.  Hereā€™s my quick tutorialomg-humor.tumblr.com: Lucid Dreaming
 Lucid dreaming ie when a person is sleeping, and
 while dreaming the person realizes they are
 dreaming. From there, the dreamer can control
 what he/she aes in their dream.
 This all seems simple enough.owever, it can take
 months of training before lucioty is achieved.
 I will do my best to give a quick icro to Lucid
 Dreaming with techniques to become lucid with the
 2yrs of xp I have in the subject. Sorry if it runs a
 little long.
 AM I DREAMING?
 DILD- Dream Induced Lucid Dream. You're
 dreaming and then realize you're dreaming. No
 Reality Check (RC) is involved.
 MILD- Mnemonic Induced LD. This relies on RC's
 while you're awake carrying into your dream.
 WILD- Wake Induced LD. This is going from being
 awake to forming a dream consciously. This will
 require you to go through Sleep Paralysis (SP). This
 must also be timed with your REM cycle (where
 dreaming occurs)
 There are a few other ways to become lucid, but
 these are the major ones
 Reality Checks (RC)s when you make checks while you're awake. YMMV on
 these. would usually do all these throughout my day.
 Look at a clock, ook away, and look back. In dreams, clocks can drastically
 change from minutes to hours.
 Look at text. In dreams, text is usually jumbled letters or even just scribbles.
 Look at your hand. In a dream, depending on the person, you can have too
 many/ too few fingers or no fingers/ hands at all!
 If you have hands, try to pusha finger through your palm. In dreams, you can
 push your finger through your palm.
 These RC's must be done with intention. You must do them often enough
 during the day that they will erid up carrying over into your dream as well as
 really paying attention and questioning, "Am I dreaming?" If you're not
 serious and don't pay attention, or do this too much, you may miss an RC in
 your dream and will miss becoming lucid. I've done it many times before.
 Hypnagogic Imagery (HI)- Ever see colors or spots or
 lines as you're falling asleep? These are HI. It's just
 your mind trying to "see" in the black your closed
 eyes make. When trying to perform a WILD, you try
 to passively focus on those to form a scene of a
 dream to fall into. However, do not focus on them
 or you'll loose them. There is a fine line here.
 Hypnagogic Hallucinations (HH)- As you fall into SP,
 people will experience different things. White
 noise, hearing people talking, screams, or other
 horrible sounds. The 2 latter will be something
 you'll need to overcome if it happens to you, and
 realize it's just your mind playing tricks and nothing
 can hurt you. Stay calm and don't focus on them.
 Sleep paralysis (SP) is the body's way of keeping you from
 acting out what your dreaming. Your mind separates
 itself from your body when this happens so to speak.
 Due to this "disconnecting", you will feel like you're
 falling. Ever have that falling sensation right when you
 wake up? That's because you woke up before you were
 out of SP, you, mind was still "disconnected", and
 "reconnects" as you are stărtled.
 Have you ever been trying to fall, asleep and you have an
 itch, feel some tĆ­ngles, or something else that causes you
 to move? This is your mind sending dut signals to your
 body asking if it is asleep as you will be unconscious
 before you're put into SP. Ignore these urges to move.
 You will also experience some form of HI/HH, a falling
 sensation, and "weight" upon your chest (referred to as
 "The Old Hag"). These are all normal.
 With determination, persistence, and prantice, you
 should be able to achieve lucidity.
 The key is to not become discouraged, It may take
 before your first
 There are forums dedicated to LDs. I don't want to
 flood them, so will not mention them here, but
 some quick Googling will bring it up, and I highly
 recommend it if you're serious about LD.
 Happy Dreaming!
 Puol oeeim
 FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM
Been seeing a lot of Lucid Dreaming posts.  Hereā€™s my quick tutorialomg-humor.tumblr.com
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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