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dkafterdark: sunshinepeonies: kendrawriter: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) OH MY GOD MY SOUL JUST LEFT MY BODY. GOOD FOR HER! AND I CANNTO WAIT TO READ THESE! And you know what, all this does is inspire me. If she can do it, I can do it. We can do it.  I don’t know if it’s because I have Prime BUT the Kindle version was free for me just now (Jan. 9, 2018). GO CHECK IT OUT!! The first six chapters are available for free as a sneak peek from Amazon : The Ladies Finger THE LADIES Follow FINGER heLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling RETWEETS LIKES Seadimo Follow ] @SeadimoTlale Tomi Adeyemi. Say her name! Shes 23. Shes Black. Woman. Harvard. Shes got a 7 figure contract and movie deal for a book that's not even out! The Ladies Finger@TheLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling theladiesfinger.com/tomi-adeyemi/ RETWEETS LIKES 8,1819,104 dkafterdark: sunshinepeonies: kendrawriter: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) OH MY GOD MY SOUL JUST LEFT MY BODY. GOOD FOR HER! AND I CANNTO WAIT TO READ THESE! And you know what, all this does is inspire me. If she can do it, I can do it. We can do it.  I don’t know if it’s because I have Prime BUT the Kindle version was free for me just now (Jan. 9, 2018). GO CHECK IT OUT!! The first six chapters are available for free as a sneak peek from Amazon

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watch-your-grammer: jabberwockypie: cozmicpunch: uncommonbish: God I love it when ultimatums backfire As she should have! Imagine asking a man to sell off his inheritance because you are uncomfortable 😂 The number of people in the notes saying “He has a point” or “People would be reading this differently if the genders were reversed” … like If you’re so morally opposed to what the other person does for a living … how are you with them for three years? Presumably that would have been disclosed pretty early on in the relationship, right?  “So what do you do?”  “Well I own a successful business in the adult entertainment industry” You don’t go into a relationship with the idea that you’re going to change the other person to make them “acceptable” to your standards. I’m so happy she dumped him, good for her, absolute goddess: I My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before l propose gfclubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole, but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some loans to revamp them both. owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose gfelubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-91 % upvoted It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before of 3 years_owns a/ I will even think of proposing. I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone. can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living ub bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before I would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over to the store for the day. She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until 4 am due to no coverage. She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for that sort of "bullshit. This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am at least 4 times a week We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to gather my things. We gave each other's keys back. She already blocked me on facebook. She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points 11:00 AM - 12 Apr 2019 My [38M] girlfriend [32F) of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose. gfclubowner . 3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole, but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some loans to revamp them both. It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before I will even think of proposing. I don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone. I can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living. She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until 4 am due to no coverage. This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am at least 4 times a week. She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points as to why she should. Points involving children will not work, as she doesn't want childrern Tl;dr: my gf owns a strip club. I want to give her good reasons to sell. [UPDATE] My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose. gfclubowner . 3 days ago-relationship-advice-91 % upvoted https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship advice /comments/bb1wh7/my_38m girlfriend 32f of 3_years owns a/ I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and club bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before l would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over to the store for the day. She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for that sort of "bullshit." We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to gather my things. We gave each other's keys back. She already blocked me on facebook. TL; DR: she dumped me for telling her I want her to sell the club Ms. Respex is Spexy @Respexy Follow Replying to @redditships And she came in to work rather than give an employee with a sick child a hard time. We stan a family friendly employer/childfree people who respect working moms watch-your-grammer: jabberwockypie: cozmicpunch: uncommonbish: God I love it when ultimatums backfire As she should have! Imagine asking a man to sell off his inheritance because you are uncomfortable 😂 The number of people in the notes saying “He has a point” or “People would be reading this differently if the genders were reversed” … like If you’re so morally opposed to what the other person does for a living … how are you with them for three years? Presumably that would have been disclosed pretty early on in the relationship, right?  “So what do you do?”  “Well I own a successful business in the adult entertainment industry” You don’t go into a relationship with the idea that you’re going to change the other person to make them “acceptable” to your standards. I’m so happy she dumped him, good for her, absolute goddess
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Bus drivers: ainaraoftime bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil SOaringsparrows chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until i was at the door to close it and drive away 43501 Time to bring back my husband's fucking legendary bus story: Taking public transport for the first time in over two months, I made my way to the stop five minutes early. On my way there, I spotted my bus which also happened to be early (the chances ikr) and frantically waved for it to wait for me... which it did, up until I tried to board. I took a bit of time crossing the road because of some confused traffic and when I finally made it, the driver slammed the doors shut in my face and took off on me. "I am taking this bus!" Determined to catch the bus which rused me, seemingly on purpose, I took chase, but it quickly became evident that I could not outrun something that wasn't made of flesh and bone. Defeated, I crawled back to the bus stop and sat down, resigned to my fate of waiting another 45 minutes. Then, not one, but two cars (with people inside) pulled up and told me about how they'd seen my valiant effort and offered to chase that bus down for me. The first I politely declined, but the second man felt responsible for slowing me down at the crossing and insisted he take me to the hospital aft least as he was picking somebody up from there, anyhow. After bonding over a short drive with Mr. Wayne, he dropped me off at the medical center and left, presumably to fight crime. A few moments later, the same bus arrived at FMC. Taking no chances this time, I leapt on board (OK, OK... walked aboard) and stared the driver, who looked as though he'd seen a ghost, dead in the eye and calmly stated, "I am taking this bus." Source: ainaraoftime Bus drivers
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shddragons: j_jon on reddit summed up xqc’s stream: Not everything will be 100% accurate SPACE DID NOT TRY OUT. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION Rascal wasn't happy that OGE was brought in without any try outs. xac agreed Rascal would baby rage. Rascal was straight up bought from Spitfire. He didn't have a say and was wasn't happy about the move? Rascal didn't perform well enough early on so not much changed. xQc felt players had no say in the team. Doesn't think they should get a new support but try another support and another off-tank. Rascal talked a lot in matches but wouldn't listen When the team would complain Kyky said there wasn't much he could do. Space eame in for tryouts- xQc was praying Space. xQc, Custa wanted him to come into to the team. But obviously they didn't have any say When Fuel starts to play like garbage, Effect develops a different play style. More aggressive, more "soloQ" it was unpredictable but sometimes it could work. Literally no plans during games some times. Lots of arguing. Chips just disappears. Custa was the only consistent good thing about the team. Doesn't understand why they risked trading him. ase Thump Seagut He pve up gcd treaming oppotuntsan 'sn e ench xQc feels really sad now he's talking about his release from OWL. Loved the Fuel. Doesn't have anything left. Didn't scrim much when he was in the team. Sacrificed the Juice just like Seagull but he never saw a "future". This is actually really sad... He said "What's left? Just the experience?" His parents didn't believe in him... xQc didn't want any handout while being in the team. He wanted someone to believe in him. The only reason he played against LAG was because the owner said fuck it he was unbanned Doesn't understand why OWL didn't hire someone to monitor player behavior. To give warnings to things like TriHard7 If anybody from Blizzard is listening to this. Please fixed ranked. Role distribution is a mess. SoloQ for main tanks sucks. He feels it's hard to scout for new talent. Its one wave of players and that's it. He wouldn't be able to find a good Main Tank that isn't already on a team. Cocco has his own problems. Doesn't believe Mickie was given the proper guidance to re-new his play style and knowledge of D.va. The success earlier on wasn't because Mickie was on Winston but because Seagull was on D.va AKM is a soldier bot. Only works if the team pockets him shddragons: j_jon on reddit summed up xqc’s stream
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sunshinepeonies: kendrawriter: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) OH MY GOD MY SOUL JUST LEFT MY BODY. GOOD FOR HER! AND I CANNTO WAIT TO READ THESE! And you know what, all this does is inspire me. If she can do it, I can do it. We can do it.  I don’t know if it’s because I have Prime BUT the Kindle version was free for me just now (Jan. 9, 2018). GO CHECK IT OUT!! : The Ladies Finger THE LADIES Follow FINGER heLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling RETWEETS LIKES Seadimo Follow ] @SeadimoTlale Tomi Adeyemi. Say her name! Shes 23. Shes Black. Woman. Harvard. Shes got a 7 figure contract and movie deal for a book that's not even out! The Ladies Finger@TheLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling theladiesfinger.com/tomi-adeyemi/ RETWEETS LIKES 8,1819,104 sunshinepeonies: kendrawriter: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) OH MY GOD MY SOUL JUST LEFT MY BODY. GOOD FOR HER! AND I CANNTO WAIT TO READ THESE! And you know what, all this does is inspire me. If she can do it, I can do it. We can do it.  I don’t know if it’s because I have Prime BUT the Kindle version was free for me just now (Jan. 9, 2018). GO CHECK IT OUT!!

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ananadame-blog-blog: nudlestrudel: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) @ananadame-blog-blog im pumped This sounds like an absolute dream!!! : The Ladies Finger THE LADIES Follow FINGER heLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling RETWEETS LIKES Seadimo Follow ] @SeadimoTlale Tomi Adeyemi. Say her name! Shes 23. Shes Black. Woman. Harvard. Shes got a 7 figure contract and movie deal for a book that's not even out! The Ladies Finger@TheLadiesFinger They're calling this 23-year-old novelist the next J.K. Rowling theladiesfinger.com/tomi-adeyemi/ RETWEETS LIKES 8,1819,104 ananadame-blog-blog: nudlestrudel: nevaehtyler: “Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa,  is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.” Source (x) @ananadame-blog-blog im pumped This sounds like an absolute dream!!!

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mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: xanderaldenx: Racial profiling and discrimination is WRONG but this guy is always trying to incite reactions out of people using his race (and maybe religion) for views. This is dangerous for actual victims of racial profiling and discrimination. One of his videos where he his friend were racially profiled by a police officer turned out to be a hoax he later admitted it was a “staged dramatisation”, which makes me sceptical of the authenticity of any of his videos now. Delta Says Muslim YouTube Prankster Removed From A Flight Was Trying To Disrupt CabinAdam Saleh, 23, whose YouTube videos have millions of fans, posted a dramatic video on Twitter claiming he had been “kicked out of” a Delta flight headed to New York early on Wednesday.However, some passengers on the plane have cast doubt into Saleh’s version of what happened before he was kicked off the flight, and Delta said in a statement that, after speaking to several passengers, Saleh and his friend appeared to have sparked the entire incident.Many social media users have also expressed skepticism because Saleh is best known for posting “prank” videos involving airlines. In his most recent one, he pretended to have “sent” himself to another country.Airline officials, however, said in a statement that after speaking with crew members of the flight and several passengers, they believe Saleh and his companion tried to cause the disruption with yelling and other behavior. Adam Saleh: YouTube star ‘wasn’t speaking Arabic on phone when kicked off Delta flight’, passenger claimsThey said: “I was sat two seats away from them [sic] internet prankster and his friend. Neither of them was on any phone call I could hear them talking in plain American English.“The YouTube guy was trying to get his friend to shout something in Arabic which he did a total of 4 times.“He shouted it across the plane and the first two times I thought he was shouting maybe a friend or something. A couple of passengers after the second time said they were making themselves and their young children uncomfortable and could they shut up.“They told her to shut up and then he shouted it again.“They were filming people’s reactions on their phones, I assume for some comedy YouTube video but they were made to delete it.” Delta said in a statement: “It appears the customers who were removed sought to disrupt the cabin with provocative behavior, including shouting. : Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid ADAM SALEH: ISIS PRANKe Flight attendant: sir plz get off ur making people uncomfortable ADAM SALEH: yooo wtff u guys r hella racist:/ 5:45 PM 21 Dec 16 932 RETWEETS 1,965 LIKES @passionpopmami The same Adam Saleh that makes those anti-black hood pranks? The SAAAME Adam Saleh that casually referred to black people as "Abeed"? Damn. 10:09 AM- 21 Dec 16 1,930 RETWEETS 1,619 LIKES BABYS FIRST PLANE RIDE! Adam Saleh Vlogs 2 years ago 610,268 views TICKETS SOLD AT THE DOOR http://www.3mh.co.uk TrueStoryASA EVENT BOOKING: To book TrueStoryASA to perform at... 9:56 RACIST MAN RACIST MAN ON PLANE! DAY BEFORE 9/11! Adam Saleh Vlogs 1 year ago 852,338 views Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/AdamSalehOfficial Instagram:. PLANE0/11 13:28 ARABS ON A PLANE!! Adam Saleh Vlogs Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook 11 months ago 545,897 views http://www.Facebook.com/AdamSalehOfficial Instagram 10:06 Adam Saleh Vlogs a 1.147 videos SUBSCRIBE for Daily Videos! ) Booking Contact info@AdamSalehworldwide.com. CHANNEL Subscribe 2,250,822 COUNTING DOWN IN ARABIC ON A PLANE EXPERIMENT!! Adam Saleh Vlogs 10 months ago 320,382 views YESTERDAYS PRANK: https://youtu.be/6ZWfxxCmdW0 Twitter http://www.Twitter.com/omgAdamSaleh Facebook: http://www 15:23 mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: xanderaldenx: Racial profiling and discrimination is WRONG but this guy is always trying to incite reactions out of people using his race (and maybe religion) for views. This is dangerous for actual victims of racial profiling and discrimination. One of his videos where he his friend were racially profiled by a police officer turned out to be a hoax he later admitted it was a “staged dramatisation”, which makes me sceptical of the authenticity of any of his videos now. Delta Says Muslim YouTube Prankster Removed From A Flight Was Trying To Disrupt CabinAdam Saleh, 23, whose YouTube videos have millions of fans, posted a dramatic video on Twitter claiming he had been “kicked out of” a Delta flight headed to New York early on Wednesday.However, some passengers on the plane have cast doubt into Saleh’s version of what happened before he was kicked off the flight, and Delta said in a statement that, after speaking to several passengers, Saleh and his friend appeared to have sparked the entire incident.Many social media users have also expressed skepticism because Saleh is best known for posting “prank” videos involving airlines. In his most recent one, he pretended to have “sent” himself to another country.Airline officials, however, said in a statement that after speaking with crew members of the flight and several passengers, they believe Saleh and his companion tried to cause the disruption with yelling and other behavior. Adam Saleh: YouTube star ‘wasn’t speaking Arabic on phone when kicked off Delta flight’, passenger claimsThey said: “I was sat two seats away from them [sic] internet prankster and his friend. Neither of them was on any phone call I could hear them talking in plain American English.“The YouTube guy was trying to get his friend to shout something in Arabic which he did a total of 4 times.“He shouted it across the plane and the first two times I thought he was shouting maybe a friend or something. A couple of passengers after the second time said they were making themselves and their young children uncomfortable and could they shut up.“They told her to shut up and then he shouted it again.“They were filming people’s reactions on their phones, I assume for some comedy YouTube video but they were made to delete it.” Delta said in a statement: “It appears the customers who were removed sought to disrupt the cabin with provocative behavior, including shouting.
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mymindinaclusterfuck: thoughtsof-r: danielle-mertina: march27thoughts: blackademics: the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no. OK true story from one of my professors: She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right? Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR. Fucking men. Seriously. YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES this is so unfair!!! she should sue them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are definitely amazing women but these situations shouldn’t even have happened. It’s so misogynist how inhospitable higher ed is to mothers. Whereas fathers don’t suffer anywhere near these consequences for having children while in school. GIVING BIRTH IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON>????CZVNJAKNKNJADMF Both the ridiculousness of the men and this woman’s constitution are something else : Metro @MetroUK # t.L Follow Pregnant woman completes her psychology exam while in labour trib.al/fhxzJd4 mymindinaclusterfuck: thoughtsof-r: danielle-mertina: march27thoughts: blackademics: the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no. OK true story from one of my professors: She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right? Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR. Fucking men. Seriously. YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES this is so unfair!!! she should sue them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are definitely amazing women but these situations shouldn’t even have happened. It’s so misogynist how inhospitable higher ed is to mothers. Whereas fathers don’t suffer anywhere near these consequences for having children while in school. GIVING BIRTH IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON>????CZVNJAKNKNJADMF Both the ridiculousness of the men and this woman’s constitution are something else
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12 people talk about how they first discovered they had a sexual fetish.: Girlfriend at the time left for an early meeting one morning. I didn't get back to sleep, so I bummed around, eventually I tried on her panties... and there was only one way to get my boner down from that point. Now girlfriend-less, I still love wearing panties and have some other lingerie too. 2. Just the other day, actually. Girlfriend was over and we were messing around, trying to creep each other out by being generally weird and gross, the usual She decided to whisper "fuck me daddy" in a slightly higher pitch than her normal voice in my ear to really creep me out Nope, instant hard-on. One intense pounding later and we've both accepted that daddy/daughter is going to be a regular thing with us and that we are probably human trash and we're both more than okay with that Was in swimming pool when I lived at home about 16 years old and saw 40 year old neighbor bending over tending to her garden. That started my MILF Important am lesbian So there are these creatures called pillow princesses. Its basically (straight)girls who love getting head from lesbians but will never give anything in return. Most lesbians hate them. However, something about pleasuring a girl just because I want to make her feel good and not because I want something in return just...idk, I love it. Its not a control thing though, I've tried submission, don't like it one bit. Its more like a doing something nice" fetish? ldk. Anywho, happy to serve, ladies Edit just for clarification, I am not a butch, I'm about as femme as it gets, so this isn't a lack-of-sex-anyways thing Cumshots. I used to think that guys should only cum into a condom or into my mouth after oral. Quick clean up, right? But a few months ago my friend and I were fooling around and he asked if he could finish on me and I thought hell, why not. I now know what I've been missing. I don't know what it is either something about having that mess on my body makes me feel dirty and I like it 6. Being rough with my partner. General control things Denying orgasms and/or making them work to earn it. And it makes me feel shitty most of the time, but it's the only thing that gets me interested these days. Had a few partners who allowed me to indulge early on, and I've never been the same since I love "subtle sexytime. When my first boyfriend and I were together, we were chilling at his house watching a movie on the sofa under a blanket. His dad comes in and watches with us, and they start just chatting normally, and I feel his hand start to wander up my thigh. For about 20 minutes he's getting me off with his finger while his dad's sitting about 6 feet away. Having to keep biting my lip to try and keep quiet was so tough but so hot 8. The thought of my SO sucking milk out of my breasts. I know how fucked it sounds since it's a mother/child thing but for some reason it really turns me on. (I am not lactating btw, never have) When he sucks my nipples during sexy time my eyes get all criss cross feeling and my whole body just gets super horny. The thought of milk coming out and him drinking it makes it even hotter 9. Getting a footjob. I assume it's because the very first time a girl touched my penis was actually with her feet 10. Englishmen. I found out when I visited London and lived in a constant state of arousal My then gf was riding me while her hands are up holding her hair up.. That's when I found out that I love armpits. Those damn sexy sweaty hairless rmpits 12. Nice try. Google and I are taking that shit to the grave 12 people talk about how they first discovered they had a sexual fetish.
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somejane: namesnotfred: gimmeacoldbeer: kijikun: striderwolf: crazyqueerclassicist: north-american-weesnaw: friso1990: catsteaks: gorreality: “I can’t be vegan, I love cheese” Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese?  GO VEGAN.  WRONG That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They don’t NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cow’s udder and bruise it with their noses. This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed. Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts. …really? You don’t think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit? Militant vegans can fuck right off Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older.  Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months). Also, nose tags like that one don’t go through the cow’s septum.  They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans. In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows.  Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working.  I’ve seen this happen, and it’s ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she can’t produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or can’t be milked with automatic milking equipment.  So, nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty. Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed.  Often they will suck on other calves’ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected.  I’m not sure if nose tags would work there, because physics—a non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be better—but yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea. reblogging for educational purposes. reblogging for people being schooled This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you.  I love this for 2 reasons: Most people don’t realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda.  Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you don’t abuse your animals. Ever. That’s not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. You’ll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg.  So. Yeah. Watch out, because we’re getting internet access these days. We’re on tumblr too.  P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa can’t afford to eat it. But PLEASE won’t someone think of the poor baby cows who won’t get off the tit?! : Motherhood denied Breaking the mother-calf bond is fundamental to all forms of dairy farming. somejane: namesnotfred: gimmeacoldbeer: kijikun: striderwolf: crazyqueerclassicist: north-american-weesnaw: friso1990: catsteaks: gorreality: “I can’t be vegan, I love cheese” Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese?  GO VEGAN.  WRONG That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They don’t NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cow’s udder and bruise it with their noses. This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed. Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts. …really? You don’t think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit? Militant vegans can fuck right off Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older.  Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months). Also, nose tags like that one don’t go through the cow’s septum.  They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans. In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows.  Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working.  I’ve seen this happen, and it’s ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she can’t produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or can’t be milked with automatic milking equipment.  So, nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty. Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed.  Often they will suck on other calves’ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected.  I’m not sure if nose tags would work there, because physics—a non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be better—but yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea. reblogging for educational purposes. reblogging for people being schooled This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you.  I love this for 2 reasons: Most people don’t realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda.  Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you don’t abuse your animals. Ever. That’s not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. You’ll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg.  So. Yeah. Watch out, because we’re getting internet access these days. We’re on tumblr too.  P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa can’t afford to eat it. But PLEASE won’t someone think of the poor baby cows who won’t get off the tit?!
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fineartwhore: the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing  Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no. OK true story from one of my professors:She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR. Fucking men. Seriously. Honestly women are so dedicated and intelligent I love these stories. Mothers and scholars at the same damn time, I am 100% here for it. : Metro @MetroUK # t.L Follow Pregnant woman completes her psychology exam while in labour trib.al/fhxzJd4 fineartwhore: the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing  Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no. OK true story from one of my professors:She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR. Fucking men. Seriously. Honestly women are so dedicated and intelligent I love these stories. Mothers and scholars at the same damn time, I am 100% here for it.
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alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep. My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.” So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed. When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep. My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep : 15 Funniest Things People Have Said In Their Sleep 1. My college roommate sat up, said "F**k you, Batman. You owe me twenty dollars," and fell back down again. %3D 2. The one that sticks out in my mind is my boyfriend sitting up in bed and ever so slowly giving me a thumbs up ... then going back to sleep. My ex-girlfriend once told me that I sat up in 3. bed, asked her "where the f*ck is all the money?" stared at her blankly for a second, then said "ah, right, at the bank" and went back to sleep. 4. A friend of mine sleepwalks, and I was sleeping over that night. It's about 1 am when he yells, "GOD DAMNIT, IM F*CKING THIRSTY." He walks into the kitchen that and goes to grab a water bottle. His yelling woke up his father, and he asks him what he's doing. He points at the water bottle in his hand and says "I'm thirsty and I want water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERF*CKING CAN OF SOUP." 5. My husband rolled over while dead asleep, snuggled me and said "you are the burning ember in the jungles of my night" I was enjoying a night over at my friend's house when we were 15yo. We were making hamburgers with fried eggs. I thought it had 6. enough oil on the pan but nope, it burned right up and got stuck in the pan. Of course I scraped the egg off and still ate it. When we were sleeping, my friend got up, looked at me and mumbled something like "..f*cking idiot can't even fry eggs..." then turned around and went back to sleep. I felt so vulnerable. 7. When my younger brother was around 12 and I was in my mid-twenties, I came home from a night out and he was sleeping on my couch. He stood up, looked at me, and said very forcefully, "Stop wasting the science." Then whispered, "Keep it safe." 8. I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife struggling to get out of bed. I asked her what was going on and she replied with "I need to press the button!" I could tell she was still half asleep so I said "Come back to bed, I already pressed the button for you" She then, in a very condescending tone, said "You don't even know how!" 9. Freshman year of college I started barking in my sleep. My roommate woke up and started yelling for me to wake up because he thought there was a dog in the room. We were both REALLY confused for about a minute. 10. My boyfriend frequently talks in his sleep. His last one was "Whiskey sounds like something you would feed to cats, who have whiskers." 11. "I have to find my ostrich! I need a giant omelet!" 12. An old college roommate of mine once said "WALL-E, you robot slut!" 13. My girlfriend told me that a few weeks ago I said in my sleep, "there's a hidden meaning in Bambi. His mum's an alcoholic." 14. In my sophomore year of college, I was staying over in my friends' room, sleeping on their floor (I'm a dude, they are 2 ladies). They told me that in the middle of the night, I shot completely upright and after a few seconds, held up my hands and said "ladies, ladies please. There's enough for everyone" and then went right back to sleep. 15. When my brother was younger (about 6), he fell off the top bunk in his sleep. He climbed back up and lay down, still asleep. I asked him what was happening and he said "a bad guy just punched me in the arm". Turns out he broke his arm and tried to sleep it off. alwaysabeautifullife: rappkea: alex-serthes: ave-aria: borl2008: Yup okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep. My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.” So, apparently when I’m really stressed, I’ll occasionally talk in my sleep. At camp, at one point, I jumped out of my bunk bed, yelled at the top of my lungs “THE THUNDER, THE THUNDER!” then got back into bed. When I worked at a Boy Scout Camp one summer and I taught a small class on birds. And my cabin mate would tell me that on numerous occasions, I would sit up in my sleeping bag and teach my Bird Study class in my sleep. My dad fell asleep on the floor once after work, as the rest of the family was sitting in the leaving room reading and watching tv, he sat up and yelled “No! NO!! NOT THE SHERMAN EXIT! HONEY DONT TAKE THE SHERMAN EXIT!” Then fell back asleep
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