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[8x06 - Detoured On Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell] Caroline: "You promised me a June Wedding", fans: "Omg Caroline is so selfish and only thinks of herself!1!2!!!!" - Calm down! Caroline meant both of them and wants them to start a happy life together since they've been through so much already! Some fans can be so extra. I think I ship Steroline like I want them to be happy and this just broke my heart 😭💔 ⠀ Comment a 💔 if this broke your heart! ⠀ My edit give credit [ steroline stefansalvatore carolineforbes tvd thevampirediaries vampirediaries tvdforever 8x06|137.3k]: t meansu Surrendered my immortal soul to Cade. have to serve him the way the sirens did Deliver the darkest souls to hell No. No, there has to be awayout of this. So Odon't end up there myself. You promised me a June Weddingt No, I don't accept that. You are going for and we are going our lives together day. I know, I know, I'm sorry. Our day is tomorrow. It's my last day. No. What? Why? Because my one condition was that I get to spend my last 24 hours of freedom with you. [8x06 - Detoured On Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell] Caroline: "You promised me a June Wedding", fans: "Omg Caroline is so selfish and only thinks of herself!1!2!!!!" - Calm down! Caroline meant both of them and wants them to start a happy life together since they've been through so much already! Some fans can be so extra. I think I ship Steroline like I want them to be happy and this just broke my heart 😭💔 ⠀ Comment a 💔 if this broke your heart! ⠀ My edit give credit [ steroline stefansalvatore carolineforbes tvd thevampirediaries vampirediaries tvdforever 8x06|137.3k]

[8x06 - Detoured On Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell] Caroline: "You promised me a June Wedding", fans: "Omg Caroline is so selfish and...

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Thoughts during tonight's episode (not a review or how I think about it) (SPOILERS for Shadowhunters episode 2.06) 1.) That date was so awkward during some moments 2.) Izzy stop taking fucking yin fen 3.) FUCK YEAH another Malec kiss (which we all knew about but still) 4.) Jace you just walked in on a bad time and ruined the moment 5.) Goddamnit Cleophas-Valentine 6.) I KEEP FORGETTING THEY HAVE PROMOS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE AT THE END OF EACH EPISODE (I clicked back onto it right as Izzy was talking to Alec about sex) 7.) Subtext towards possible sex scene next episode (probably) 8.) I now love Maia so much ❤: toraziyals: my friends and i have this weird inside joke we do where if we go to an amusement park together and go on roller coasters we have this game of "rollercoaster confessions" where you have to turn to the person next to you, right at the very top of the hill before the first big drop, and tell them a "shocking confession" e.g. "i am secretly an alien "i killed mufasa" etc this is best if you time it EXACTLY RIGHT so that you are turning to them and saying "i am the true author of my immortal" and then immediately before they have a chance to react the rollercoaster is falling and everyone is screaming as if in shocked response to your dramatic reveal Thoughts during tonight's episode (not a review or how I think about it) (SPOILERS for Shadowhunters episode 2.06) 1.) That date was so awkward during some moments 2.) Izzy stop taking fucking yin fen 3.) FUCK YEAH another Malec kiss (which we all knew about but still) 4.) Jace you just walked in on a bad time and ruined the moment 5.) Goddamnit Cleophas-Valentine 6.) I KEEP FORGETTING THEY HAVE PROMOS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE AT THE END OF EACH EPISODE (I clicked back onto it right as Izzy was talking to Alec about sex) 7.) Subtext towards possible sex scene next episode (probably) 8.) I now love Maia so much ❤
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thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post? : People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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nutellaglutton: rapunzul: PRETEEN ANGST aka your 8th grade emo phase (listen) 1. pieces - sum 41 // 2. lips of an angel - hinder // 3. bring me to life - evanescence // 4. it ends tonight - the all-american rejects // 5. how to save a life - the fray // 6. famous last words - my chemical romance // 7. blvd. of broken dreams - green day // 8. cold - crossfade // 9. savin’ me - nickelback // 10. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy // 11. shattered - trading yesterday // 12. in the end - linkin park // 13. face down - red jumpsuit apparatus // 14. my immortal - evanescence // 15. mr. brightside - the killers // 16. the reason - hoobastank // 17. scars - papa roach // 18. numb - linkin park // 19. hero - nickelback // 20. i’m not okay (i promise) - my chemical romance  oh my god its like its middle school again : Preteen Angst aka your 8th grade emo phase nutellaglutton: rapunzul: PRETEEN ANGST aka your 8th grade emo phase (listen) 1. pieces - sum 41 // 2. lips of an angel - hinder // 3. bring me to life - evanescence // 4. it ends tonight - the all-american rejects // 5. how to save a life - the fray // 6. famous last words - my chemical romance // 7. blvd. of broken dreams - green day // 8. cold - crossfade // 9. savin’ me - nickelback // 10. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy // 11. shattered - trading yesterday // 12. in the end - linkin park // 13. face down - red jumpsuit apparatus // 14. my immortal - evanescence // 15. mr. brightside - the killers // 16. the reason - hoobastank // 17. scars - papa roach // 18. numb - linkin park // 19. hero - nickelback // 20. i’m not okay (i promise) - my chemical romance  oh my god its like its middle school again

nutellaglutton: rapunzul: PRETEEN ANGST aka your 8th grade emo phase (listen) 1. pieces - sum 41 // 2. lips of an angel - hinder // 3....

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