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Baked, Be Like, and Chill: How do you make a person love you using witchcraft? That is a very difficult spell. You'll have to light a pink candle using wooden matches, write your and the person of your desire's name on two different pieces of paper drip a circle with the pink wax around your names and eventually seal them together that way, During all of this you have to focus intensely on your beloved and imagine what your relationship would be like. Making someone love you is very difficult though That's the easiest spell in the world! To make a man love you collect some of your menstrual blood, bake it into a cake and feed it to him What is it this time? <p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, donโ€™t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Donโ€™t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Hรฅndbog (The Witchโ€™s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. Itโ€™s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means thereโ€™s a lot of โ€œcatch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummerโ€™s eveโ€ and โ€œcoat a ravenโ€™s feather in sap and burn it during a new moonโ€. Oh and thereโ€™s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. Itโ€™s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>
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Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Well it seemed to be like a good place to nap. Dr Smashlove @nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it ๐Ÿค—" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties ๐Ÿค—. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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