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Amazon, Complex, and Jeff Bezos: Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him theonion: SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him. “Sorry, could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second [as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth, becoming increasingly aware of the fact that a simple machine could do the exact same things as you],” Bezos said to the Amazon vice president in front of him, even as he resumed brainstorming a complex algorithm that would streamline the executive’s duties, perform them with greater speed and efficiency, and possibly even capture some of his unique human qualities to make it user-friendly. “Whoops, there I go again. I must’ve spaced out [after realizing I could probably render you completely irrelevant within just a few years]. I guess I’m really distracted today [by the tantalizing thought of an automaton executing every one of your relevant functions for no salary with never a single complaint].” Bezos, who suddenly recalled a series of vivid dreams from the previous night in which he automated the entire American workforce, went on to apologize for not getting much sleep.

theonion: SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversa...

Chill, Love, and Tumblr: 66o grean bean @misandrism hurt by nin vs hurt by johnny cash 2018-03-27, 1:20 PM <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172730079429/libertarirynn-blxckchrysler-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172730019279/blxckchrysler-libertarirynn-ok-but-what" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172729953554/libertarirynn-ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172729883684/ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do-is-pretend-that" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>OK but what we’re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cash‘s version wasn’t superior in every way to Nine-Inch Nails. It was the last thing he recorded and it was filled with clips from his earlier career and you can literally feel the pain and love and memories in his eyes and just</p></blockquote> <p>damn ma is it that serious, all they did was put a cowboy hat on</p> </blockquote> <p>“#Chill”</p> <p>Who’s not chill? I’m not offended by the hat I just want to make it clear that Johnny Cash‘s version was better. I’m pretty sure NIN even said that.</p> </blockquote> <p>okay but <i>who</i> even said cash’s version wasn’t better, you just snapped outta nowhere</p> </blockquote><p>It’s called making a statement. It wasn’t argumentative. Nobody’s snapping at anybody.</p>

blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: OK but what we’re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cash‘s version was...

Chris Brown, Lawyer, and Memes: Chris Brown Caught With Hands Around Woman's Neck; Says They Were Just Playing @balleralert Chris Brown Caught With Hands Around Woman’s Neck; Says They Were Just Playing – blogged by @MsJennyb (pic @tmz_tv) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chris Brown’s controversial past has left him with a target on his back. So much so, that horseplay with a woman can be perceived as a physical threat, depending on who’s watching. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an incident that occurred on Monday morning, the superstar singer was hanging out at on the balcony of a Miami home with a few cool people, when paparazzi started snapping a few pics. In one of the photos, Brown is seen with his right hand around a woman’s neck. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although the woman looks distressed in a few shots, she is also seen smiling at others, as both parties claimed the incident to be innocent horseplay. In fact, Brown’s lawyer even got involved to defuse the situation before it got out of hand, and even threatened the photographer for invading Brown’s privacy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “She’s a friend,” Mark Geragos told TMZ. “It’s obviously playful as she confirmed. Whoever invaded their privacy will be held accountable.”

Chris Brown Caught With Hands Around Woman’s Neck; Says They Were Just Playing – blogged by @MsJennyb (pic @tmz_tv) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chri...

Black History Month, Shit, and Tumblr: <p><a href="https://its-a-human-thing.tumblr.com/post/170687265652/celticpyro-judgingeternity" class="tumblr_blog">its-a-human-thing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170687218499/judgingeternity-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://judgingeternity.tumblr.com/post/170668724081/siryouarebeingmocked-shieldspatriot" class="tumblr_blog">judgingeternity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170668243355/shieldspatriot-butts-and-uppercuts-heres" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shieldspatriot.tumblr.com/post/170435198638/butts-and-uppercuts-heres-the-perfect-2018" class="tumblr_blog">shieldspatriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://butts-and-uppercuts.tumblr.com/post/170424632142/heres-the-perfect-2018-black-history-month-image" class="tumblr_blog">butts-and-uppercuts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Here’s the perfect 2018 Black History Month image: Black Panther slapping the shit out of Tony Stark.</p></blockquote> <p>How about here’s the actual perfect 2018 Black History Month image where T’Challa is being a good friend to Tony and slapped him to snap him out of actual explicit suicide ideation. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where T’Challa refuses to let his friend kill himself and just give up. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where you don’t make a black man violent just violence’s sake and actually take the WHOLE SCENE IN CONTEXT?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f37b6f65982224dbee60a1b14489adb/tumblr_inline_p3jsg5RLbY1qi6kj7_500.jpg" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"/></figure></blockquote> <p>In other words, the actual context is even cooler than what OP presented, but OP took it out of context to fuel their anti-white hateboner.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well that doesn’t exactly surprise anyone does it? Hero’s are meant to be someone to aspire to, but by taking his actions out of context it allows op to aspire to being the shit heap he already is versus the paragon that Black Panther is written to be.</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa was snapping his friend out of self-destructive behavior and OP took it out of context to make it look like he was hitting him for no reason. Wow.</p> </blockquote> <p>How do you actively make someone look <i>worse</i> and then tell people to look up to that person?<br/></p></blockquote>

its-a-human-thing: celticpyro: judgingeternity: siryouarebeingmocked: shieldspatriot: butts-and-uppercuts: Here’s the perfect 2018 Blac...

Guns, Kendrick Lamar, and Memes: Kendrick Lamar Said to Be Banning the Use of Cell Phones and Digital Cameras From His Concerts @balleralert DAMN KENDRICK LAMAR RIAA CERTIFIED DOUBLE PLATINUM Kendrick Lamar Said to Be Banning the Use of Cell Phones and Digital Cameras From His Concerts - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re planning on attending a KendrickLamar concert, you might want to read the rules first. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Guardian, the Grammy award-winning lyricist will now be prohibiting the use of cell phones at his live performances. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Reportedly, the new policy was established in order to “protect Kendrick’s valuable brand and ensure that the appetite for tickets remains keen.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Additionally, it is also said that professional photography won’t be allowed either. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this stipulation doesn’t necessarily come as a surprise. Cell phone and digital camera restrictions at concerts aren’t unusual. This actually happens quite often. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alicia Keys, Guns N’ Roses, and the late Prince are all known for banning mobile devices from their shows. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Of course, though, if you spend your hard-earned money on a ticket, naturally, you’re going to want to capture footage for the sake of keeping good memories. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, by putting the ban on filming-snapping photos, artists are hoping to keep the audience members more engaged and to provide potential attendees with an even better, enjoyable, and exclusive experience. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Currently, Kendrick is on the European leg of his DAMN tour, which kicked off on February 7th in Dublin.

Kendrick Lamar Said to Be Banning the Use of Cell Phones and Digital Cameras From His Concerts - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I...

College, Dad, and David Beckham: David Beckham is that proud dad, snapping pics of Brooklyn's first day of college. 😍 brooklynbeckham tmz davidbeckham tmzsports

David Beckham is that proud dad, snapping pics of Brooklyn's first day of college. 😍 brooklynbeckham tmz davidbeckham tmzsports

Baseball, Dating, and Future: Dear future wife, it is okay to be strong and independent and be vulnerable at the same time. FB/IG:@Blackcitygirl So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dating yourself and paying your own bills, what men do is none of your business right? Wrong. You see a lot of women have become so independent that when MEN offer to GIVE and DO for them they dismiss their offers, as if all men have an ulterior motive. For instance in the work place, she'll be carrying something heavy and he'll ask "do you need help?" she'll quickly say "no I'm fine" or he'll offer to open the door and she'll say "hey I can open my own doors" what this translates to him is "STAY AWAY FROM ME" whereas in your mind you're just showing how capable you are as a woman. Add to the fact sometimes you're tired and stressed and have on your screw face 😡I'm totally guilty of this btw so a few weeks ago no word of a lie, I decided to do an experiment, every time a guy offered to help I showed him a smile and instead of snapping I said "yeah sure thanks" let me tell you ladies the results have been ASTOUNDING in one month 1. I was carrying like 5 grocery bags on my way home, wearing no make up and a baseball cap and it was raining and a guy asked if I needed help w- my bags, normally I'd roll my eyes and think "he just thirsty" but I accepted and once he'd dropped off my bags he said "I've never done this before" 2. I got into an argument in a cheap hardware store over my headphones and a random guy intervened on my behalf, normally I'd have "given him the side eye" but I smiled and said thank you and he bought me a new pair of headphones 3. After smiling and getting into a convo with an older man one lunchtime, mid way through our convo he asked "what do you wanna eat I'll get you" I was floored!!! None of the guys above asked for my number! Nope there was no cleavage bearing "wink wink" sexually suggestive behavior, this was straight me being a warm and friendly version of myself. As strong and educated as you maybe it pays to be VULNERABLE in the presence of men. You may not need help and that man may not be your future husband but being open to men giving and doing for you starts in your SINGLE SEASON. Blackcitygirl

So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dati...