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Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She broke up with him, He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to t Which she refuses. alk with Ain She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a bodly builder, and... wait for it... .a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her This should make for an interesting story. So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right, That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I very proud to say, this ended without Arrival: Arrival: So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks ike your average guy b him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at hirm completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this ut about THE SANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, fie looks at this weird threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman, te was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking group Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We n't even tell her we were coming,t no list of items.The only one really berng productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down, Just showing off how strong were, In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house, Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then was causing general mischief . He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad. We were in and out in 15 Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conweniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex, "OMg what didl you say to him? delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then. unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer, It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls This is literally the most beautiful and thrilline tale, Start to fnish Sorry about the font
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Click, Dank, and Tumblr: D Jenseits von ASCII: Die vereinigten Zeichen Europas Dank Unicode und OpenType (OT) Oberwinden moderne Fonts die Grenzen der alten europäischen Zelchenordnung Die GroBe eines Landes auf dieser Karte enaspricht nicht seiner geografrichen Fläche, sondern dem Fremdsprachen- Level seiner wichtigsten Amtssprachen im Unicode Raum hler am Belsplel der FontFonts (FF).Ein Standard-OT-Font aus der Fontfont-Bibliothek deckt die gelben Regionen ab, FF Pro Fonts unterstutzen auch CE-Sprachen, eischie8lich Torkisch, Rumanisch und die bathchen Sprachen (grün). Gut ausgebaute FF-Pro-Fonts enthalten darüber hinaus griechl- sche (la) und/oder kyrilische Zelichen (rosa) Die Legende zeigt eine Auswal typisdher Zeichen der jeweiligen Sprachen 20 Norge WESTERN 5 Spanien As 06 0 6 Andorra A te 0 060000 10 Niederlande Aate üli 12 Deutschland As 08 00 @g 15 Liechtenstein ΑΟōOu 16 Osterreich Au 008 18 Vatikanstadt As eho 19 San Marino s fel o0 24 Eesti 21 Schweden Aá As d 22 Finnland Aosu2t BALTIC, CE, TURKISH 25 26 Lietuva 3 United Kingdom 33 Bosnien-Herzegowina CC a58 2 34 Montenegro d52 36 Rumänien AsAs s T 37 Moldawien As As sT 28 Polska 10 Nederland 9 Belgier Belgique12 Deutschland GREEK 41 Griechenland AoAá tßfy Δδ E 14 Schwelz/ 42 Zypern Aa Aa BerYA6Ee Et1ζΗη06 15 30 3 Atlantis Aa Ad Bpry E ZHn CYRILLIC 18 Città del 34 Montenegro A16 BarrAabhEe Ж 3aMmIiKx Kocoso 34 upwa ropa/Crna Gora 35 Serblen 38 Türklye 44 Gebiet Kaliningrad A16 B. rr Atla 45 Ukraine Aa 56 Ba re renA E@ €E Hat 3.ได 42 48 Mazedonien Aa 66 49Russland AaB6Barr ДА Ее Ее жж 3am.ha 1000 Fontshop Punkt land-of-maps: This map, distorts the size of countries proportionate to the ‘distance’ of their writing systems to ASCII code. Countries with a lot of ‘exotic’ characters are biggest, while countries adhering closely to the ‘regular’ western (i.c. English, i.e. Latin) aCLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!

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Click, Dank, and Tumblr: D Jenseits von ASCII: Die vereinigten Zeichen Europas Dank Unicode und OpenType (OT) Oberwinden moderne Fonts die Grenzen der alten europäischen Zelchenordnung Die GroBe eines Landes auf dieser Karte enaspricht nicht seiner geografrichen Fläche, sondern dem Fremdsprachen- Level seiner wichtigsten Amtssprachen im Unicode Raum hler am Belsplel der FontFonts (FF).Ein Standard-OT-Font aus der Fontfont-Bibliothek deckt die gelben Regionen ab, FF Pro Fonts unterstutzen auch CE-Sprachen, eischie8lich Torkisch, Rumanisch und die bathchen Sprachen (grün). Gut ausgebaute FF-Pro-Fonts enthalten darüber hinaus griechl- sche (la) und/oder kyrilische Zelichen (rosa) Die Legende zeigt eine Auswal typisdher Zeichen der jeweiligen Sprachen 20 Norge WESTERN 5 Spanien As 06 0 6 Andorra A te 0 060000 10 Niederlande Aate üli 12 Deutschland As 08 00 @g 15 Liechtenstein ΑΟōOu 16 Osterreich Au 008 18 Vatikanstadt As eho 19 San Marino s fel o0 24 Eesti 21 Schweden Aá As d 22 Finnland Aosu2t BALTIC, CE, TURKISH 25 26 Lietuva 3 United Kingdom 33 Bosnien-Herzegowina CC a58 2 34 Montenegro d52 36 Rumänien AsAs s T 37 Moldawien As As sT 28 Polska 10 Nederland 9 Belgier Belgique12 Deutschland GREEK 41 Griechenland AoAá tßfy Δδ E 14 Schwelz/ 42 Zypern Aa Aa BerYA6Ee Et1ζΗη06 15 30 3 Atlantis Aa Ad Bpry E ZHn CYRILLIC 18 Città del 34 Montenegro A16 BarrAabhEe Ж 3aMmIiKx Kocoso 34 upwa ropa/Crna Gora 35 Serblen 38 Türklye 44 Gebiet Kaliningrad A16 B. rr Atla 45 Ukraine Aa 56 Ba re renA E@ €E Hat 3.ได 42 48 Mazedonien Aa 66 49Russland AaB6Barr ДА Ее Ее жж 3am.ha 1000 Fontshop Punkt land-of-maps: This map, distorts the size of countries proportionate to the ‘distance’ of their writing systems to ASCII code. Countries with a lot of ‘exotic’ characters are biggest, while countries adhering closely to the ‘regular’ western (i.c. English, i.e. Latin) aCLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!

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