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nakedinasnowsuit: geekandmisandry: solitarelee: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity Hey look, I’m a marine biologist and I’ve studied sharks at some length and when I saw her length in compared to that cage, I just about peed myself. Muuummmmy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo She’s so stately and friendly. I love her : nakedinasnowsuit: geekandmisandry: solitarelee: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity Hey look, I’m a marine biologist and I’ve studied sharks at some length and when I saw her length in compared to that cage, I just about peed myself. Muuummmmy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo She’s so stately and friendly. I love her
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k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2 glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity : k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2 glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity
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This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m: To the person who keeps stealing my sandwiches (Turkey and Swiss with mayo on rye), This is ridiculous. We are all full-grown adults, not children. Please take responsibility for your actions and stop stealing other people's property! Dear Turkey and Swiss on Rye, I have your precious sandwich, it's safe. For now. Put 10 dollars on the plate in the fridge or you'll never see it undigested again. Dear Turkey and Swiss on Rye Ihave your precious sandwich, it's safe. For now Put 10 dolars on the plate in the fridge or you' never see it undigested again Dear Sandwich Thief Please grow up and just return my sandwichl this is very unprofessionall If ever find out who's deing this I won't hesitate to CONTACT HRI hesitate to CONTACT HRII Dear Turkey and Saiss For every haur you oine to smy demands remeve anather bite of is sandwich. Plase taehis seriously, We are gefessionl,aer Sandh Thi Dear Sandwich Thief, Hi. This is Tina from HR. Please return the sandwich and we won't investigate the matter any further. Dear Sandwich Thief, Buy me a pizza Dear Sandwich Thief Buy me a pizza No. Buy me a pizza No. By the way...Pm not even- going to eat it Just gonna chew up and spit t out How does that make you feef? Hi, Tina from HR again. Francis, we checked the office's primer qucue and traced the requests hack to your deska Could you please come to see me at your carliest convenience me at your earlhest convenience samy please don't ie me. This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m

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jellylikekelly: badwificonnection: tree-of-blue-squirrel: flowerlygirls: noisilyluckyartisan: weavemama: rawr-reptar: icedyuris: weavemama: THIS IS WHY I DON’T TRUST THE OCEAN  we’ve explored more of space than the ocean…. Are there any links to this like ???? yeah this recently happened so news sources are talking abt it http://www.businessinsider.com/disgusting-mysterious-sea-monster-washed-up-on-an-island-in-indonesia-2017-5 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/massive-sea-creature-indonesia-island_us_5915e11ee4b0031e737d59ae http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4498088/Giant-squid-carcass-washes-remote-Indonesian-beach.html http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/huge-rotting-sea-creature-indonesia/#JBYbrAVXlOqj It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context Actually, we learned about this thing on biology. Basically, it´s a giant squid that eats whales (yep, you heard me right, WHALES) seriously, this baby is HUGE. A full grown human could compare to the SIZE OF IT´S EYE! What is truly terrifying, though, is the fact that we don´t know much about these creatures because they live deep in the ocean. The ones we usually get to see are considered BABIES. Freaking ass babies. : NIC Nick Andersen @nicktheandersen a giant unidentified dead thing is decomposing off the coast of the indonesian island of seram and nobody knows what is jellylikekelly: badwificonnection: tree-of-blue-squirrel: flowerlygirls: noisilyluckyartisan: weavemama: rawr-reptar: icedyuris: weavemama: THIS IS WHY I DON’T TRUST THE OCEAN  we’ve explored more of space than the ocean…. Are there any links to this like ???? yeah this recently happened so news sources are talking abt it http://www.businessinsider.com/disgusting-mysterious-sea-monster-washed-up-on-an-island-in-indonesia-2017-5 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/massive-sea-creature-indonesia-island_us_5915e11ee4b0031e737d59ae http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4498088/Giant-squid-carcass-washes-remote-Indonesian-beach.html http://mashable.com/2017/05/12/huge-rotting-sea-creature-indonesia/#JBYbrAVXlOqj It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context Actually, we learned about this thing on biology. Basically, it´s a giant squid that eats whales (yep, you heard me right, WHALES) seriously, this baby is HUGE. A full grown human could compare to the SIZE OF IT´S EYE! What is truly terrifying, though, is the fact that we don´t know much about these creatures because they live deep in the ocean. The ones we usually get to see are considered BABIES. Freaking ass babies.
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12-12-island-with-flying: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity @what-png: 12-12-island-with-flying: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity @what-png
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k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity : k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity
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hwgac: thedarkaquarian: lovelykyra: frigate-essex: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity I love her so much @scillion I guess they’re like dogs. The bigger they are the less aggressive. my niece is adorable like look at her go : hwgac: thedarkaquarian: lovelykyra: frigate-essex: k-lionheart: fieryartemisproductions: it-grrl: pomo-phobic: whiskey-and-c41: birb-bian: know-when-you-are-beaten: imyourhuckleeberry: know-when-you-are-beaten: He’s huge…. That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times I…I love her. My daughter is beautiful and strong. her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too. So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.   Reblog for Deep Blue positivity I love her so much @scillion I guess they’re like dogs. The bigger they are the less aggressive. my niece is adorable like look at her go
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That was a rollercoaster of emotionsomg-humor.tumblr.com: fez igotcthulhu An Incomplete List of Noteable People T 've Delivered Pizzas TO tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery gir, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever- expanding WTFPIZZZA" note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh-interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far -A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. - A woman who sipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoro removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. - At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. -An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pear-handled.32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (1 do) and also, if I could load it for her (1 didn't). A group of EMT's hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recenty extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mail system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorities A group of young teenage gils (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) -A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter. A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. - A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries (joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) An elderly man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt -A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard". He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn't do anything. - A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+ sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. - A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double XPI) - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully HIS copy of the receipt -An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and puling me over to get his pizza. A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00" in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section - A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) all about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dollar order. I dunno. An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis -A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox. -A surty Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a full-grown woman. - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves-everywhere. -A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. - A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. -An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag. this was so worth reading Source: tybaar #story time aths is.. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy That was a rollercoaster of emotionsomg-humor.tumblr.com
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lindsaylohoean: lindsaylohoean: A few years ago, my aunt raised 4 baby squirrels whose mother died a few days after they were born.  She had to syringe feed them every 3 hours for weeks.  Once they were full grown, she slowly started to introduce them to the outside.  But anytime she left a window open, they would come right back in.  So she started leaving some food for them on the front porch and that seemed to appease them.  Now a couple years later, all 4 of them have mates and several kids each, and their kids are starting to have babies.  And all of them still come to her front porch.  Even the “grandkids” will come to her and climb all over her and eat out of her hand.  And a couple days ago she decided to make a table and some chairs for them just as a joke, but they actually love it!   everyone meet my aunt : lindsaylohoean: lindsaylohoean: A few years ago, my aunt raised 4 baby squirrels whose mother died a few days after they were born.  She had to syringe feed them every 3 hours for weeks.  Once they were full grown, she slowly started to introduce them to the outside.  But anytime she left a window open, they would come right back in.  So she started leaving some food for them on the front porch and that seemed to appease them.  Now a couple years later, all 4 of them have mates and several kids each, and their kids are starting to have babies.  And all of them still come to her front porch.  Even the “grandkids” will come to her and climb all over her and eat out of her hand.  And a couple days ago she decided to make a table and some chairs for them just as a joke, but they actually love it!   everyone meet my aunt

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