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Lonely guy get trolled after he tried texting his ex: 000AT&T 11:11 PM 22% , iMessage Today 10:01 AM Miss talking to you :) Really sorry - new phone. Who's this? The one.. The only.. drumroll* drumroll solo* santana plays electric guitar* Adam! Today 5:05 PM I miss u too What's been on your mind/ going on in your life:) Today 8:29 PM I've just been banging a bunch of guys and living life LOL straight up. Just enjoying these free years while you can huh But I got herpes so it hasn't been that great Oh shit that is a bummer. I'd be pissed Have you gone to the doc? I went to the veterinarian they gave me some pills they give to horses You're fucking with me hahaha Did you really? Yeah my insurance wouldn't let me go to my real doc Oh damn Does it still work the same The insurance or the pills? The pills Yeah I just them In with my Oates when I eat I'm sorry, that doesn't sound like Ok give me a sec I'm going to go beat up the person that gave you herpes real quick Also those insurance peeps while I'm at it Aw thanks ur such a sweetie. We hooking up later or what? Lol you are fucking with me I'm serious. I'm at home You know I find you beautiful But it wouldn't be smart for me to be having sex with really anybody right now I'm sorry Just came to see what you were up to in life :) Adam you've chosen wisely. You've got the wrong number dawg. And even though I don't know you (nor do the 12 people huddled around this conversation) we are all very proud you didn't want to bang the chick with herpes. Enjoy your life I can't be mad at this. This is great Message Lonely guy get trolled after he tried texting his ex
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<p>Greg Garcia&rsquo;s proposed ending to My Name is Earl is so wholesome it makes me cry. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2rXYAJg">http://ift.tt/2rXYAJg</a></p>: I had always had an ending to Earl and I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to see it happen You've got a show about a guy with a list so not seeing him finish it is a bummer. But the truth is, he wasn't ever going to finish the list. The basic idea of the ending was that while he was stuck on a really hard list item he was going to start to get frustrated that he was never going to finish it. Then he runs into someone who had a list of their own and Earl was on it. They needed to make up for something bad they had done to Earl. He asks them where they got the idea of making a list and they tell him that someone came to them with a list and that person got the idea from someone else. Earl eventually realizes that his list started a chain reaction of people with list and that he's finally put more good into the world than bad. So at that point he was going to tear up his list and go live his life. Walk into the sunset a free man. With good karma htt 1njddc/ m gre aising/ccj3pcj/ www.reddit.com/r/IAm A/commen arcia_cre my_name is eari r <p>Greg Garcia&rsquo;s proposed ending to My Name is Earl is so wholesome it makes me cry. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2rXYAJg">http://ift.tt/2rXYAJg</a></p>

<p>Greg Garcia&rsquo;s proposed ending to My Name is Earl is so wholesome it makes me cry. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2...

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<p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158724498700/schwifty-memes-icyred23-schwifty-memes" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158720759834/schwifty-memes-bpd-disaster" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158715005545/bpd-disaster-schwifty-memes-icyred23" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158702458829/bpd-disaster-schwifty-memes-icyred23" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bpd-disaster.tumblr.com/post/158702149646/schwifty-memes-icyred23-schwifty-memes" class="tumblr_blog">bpd-disaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158701957189/schwifty-memes-mega-karmans-why-does-this" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158701366395/mega-karmans-why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158700910484/why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz-society" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mega-karmans.tumblr.com/post/158670775548/why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz-society" class="tumblr_blog">mega-karmans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why does this exist, also it’s cuz society enforces a rigid binary that is not necessarily accurate</p></blockquote> <p>It exists to trigger butt hurt SJWs who feel the need to police people’s opinions over subjects no one else gives a fuck about. But gender identity and a sense of humor aren’t mutually exclusive. Nothing is taboo to joke about.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why you gotta be like that shwifty-memes? I like you! <br/><br/>But I am also really interested in gender politics and it matters a lot to me and a lot of people I care about.  Please don’t be another example of someone who dumps on ‘butt hurt SJWs’ it’s just such a distraction from any kind of positive development in rights and blah blah blah you don’t care because you’ve already decided I’m a butt hurt SJW too. <br/><br/>Also I agree gender identity and humour aren’t mutually exlusive - but this isn’t a joke you’ve made with this meme. It’s just a sentence that shows you don’t really understand what you’re talking about.<br/><br/>Also not every one who experiences gender dysphoria feels like they were born in the ‘wrong body’. Some do, some don’t, it’s very personal, and totally subjective, which makes sense. Because it’s a social construct.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>But it is a joke. I don’t actually think people don’t suffer from gender dysphoria. Nor do I support actually harassing trans people. This meme was made by someone else with the intention of joking and trolling. I’m very aware of the trans community’s struggles. But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to joke about it. I post all kinds of offensive shit from a large array of topics. Some I can agree with, some only with my tongue firmly in my cheek.</p> <p>Why should this one be treated any differently? What makes this subject so different that it can’t be joked about or criticized? Why should I treat this topic any differently than I would treat anyone other? These are made for humor, not lectures on what is socially acceptable. I don’t use this blog to make definitive political and social opinions about myself. Nor do I tell people how to think or act.</p> <p>But I will always call anyone out who wants to blow a stupid meme way out of context.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you know about our struggles but joke about them anyway then you’re not funny. You’re a goddamn asshole. </p> <p>Also, please tell me what you think “triggered” means (Hint: it doesn’t mean “offended”)</p> </blockquote> <p>I fully accept the title of asshole, you over sensitive punk ass little bitch. </p><p>As far as triggered goes, there is no concrete definition of that phrase. Typically applied to describe someone whose faced mental trauma in the past, usually developing PTSD. When faced with something that reminds them of the trauma usually have an intense emotional/psychological reaction. (Hint: You right now.)</p> Edit: They got so triggered they had to block me. 😂😂😂</blockquote> <p>Omg wtf you’re such a jerk.</p></blockquote> <p>Omg I’m such a jerk for replying and putting down someone who insulted me. Like, what a bummer. How dare I make them block me for responding to them. Except I really don’t give a fuck.</p></blockquote> <p>So much of not a fuck that you’re going on and on about how little a fuck you give.</p></blockquote> <p>This would be the first time I addressed not giving a fuck about being blocked by some stranger, so what&rsquo;s your point? The fact that I respond at all is more out of amusement than anything else. Like I said before I&rsquo;m not gonna step down from someone blowing a stupid meme out of proportion.</p><p>You reblogged earlier talking about how you didn&rsquo;t want to do that. How you were going to let it go and not make a big deal about it. Well guess that makes you a liar, because you felt the need to respond to a reblog not even directed at you. Are you so self important you feel the need to jump down people&rsquo;s throats over minuscule battles that aren&rsquo;t your own?</p><p>You went on and on back peddling in your earlier reblog, I just let it go. But you&rsquo;re not and frankly that&rsquo;s making this even funnier. So much for that meme &ldquo;flopping&rdquo; right? Well since you don&rsquo;t like jerks or offensive memes why the fuck are you here? I post memes about race, religion, feminism, sexuality, politics, alcoholism, drug abuse, mental disorders, suicide, homicide, and genocide. All fine with you apparently, didn&rsquo;t bat an eye at the rest of that. But no, this one you just needed to be a massive hypocrite.</p>: IF GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCI UT HOW CAN YOU BE BORN IN THE WRONQ BODY? mematic.net <p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158724498700/schwifty-memes-icyred23-schwifty-memes" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158720759834/schwifty-memes-bpd-disaster" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158715005545/bpd-disaster-schwifty-memes-icyred23" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158702458829/bpd-disaster-schwifty-memes-icyred23" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bpd-disaster.tumblr.com/post/158702149646/schwifty-memes-icyred23-schwifty-memes" class="tumblr_blog">bpd-disaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158701957189/schwifty-memes-mega-karmans-why-does-this" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icyred23.tumblr.com/post/158701366395/mega-karmans-why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz" class="tumblr_blog">icyred23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://schwifty-memes.tumblr.com/post/158700910484/why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz-society" class="tumblr_blog">schwifty-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mega-karmans.tumblr.com/post/158670775548/why-does-this-exist-also-its-cuz-society" class="tumblr_blog">mega-karmans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why does this exist, also it’s cuz society enforces a rigid binary that is not necessarily accurate</p></blockquote> <p>It exists to trigger butt hurt SJWs who feel the need to police people’s opinions over subjects no one else gives a fuck about. But gender identity and a sense of humor aren’t mutually exclusive. Nothing is taboo to joke about.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why you gotta be like that shwifty-memes? I like you! <br/><br/>But I am also really interested in gender politics and it matters a lot to me and a lot of people I care about.  Please don’t be another example of someone who dumps on ‘butt hurt SJWs’ it’s just such a distraction from any kind of positive development in rights and blah blah blah you don’t care because you’ve already decided I’m a butt hurt SJW too. <br/><br/>Also I agree gender identity and humour aren’t mutually exlusive - but this isn’t a joke you’ve made with this meme. It’s just a sentence that shows you don’t really understand what you’re talking about.<br/><br/>Also not every one who experiences gender dysphoria feels like they were born in the ‘wrong body’. Some do, some don’t, it’s very personal, and totally subjective, which makes sense. Because it’s a social construct.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>But it is a joke. I don’t actually think people don’t suffer from gender dysphoria. Nor do I support actually harassing trans people. This meme was made by someone else with the intention of joking and trolling. I’m very aware of the trans community’s struggles. But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to joke about it. I post all kinds of offensive shit from a large array of topics. Some I can agree with, some only with my tongue firmly in my cheek.</p> <p>Why should this one be treated any differently? What makes this subject so different that it can’t be joked about or criticized? Why should I treat this topic any differently than I would treat anyone other? These are made for humor, not lectures on what is socially acceptable. I don’t use this blog to make definitive political and social opinions about myself. Nor do I tell people how to think or act.</p> <p>But I will always call anyone out who wants to blow a stupid meme way out of context.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you know about our struggles but joke about them anyway then you’re not funny. You’re a goddamn asshole. </p> <p>Also, please tell me what you think “triggered” means (Hint: it doesn’t mean “offended”)</p> </blockquote> <p>I fully accept the title of asshole, you over sensitive punk ass little bitch. </p><p>As far as triggered goes, there is no concrete definition of that phrase. Typically applied to describe someone whose faced mental trauma in the past, usually developing PTSD. When faced with something that reminds them of the trauma usually have an intense emotional/psychological reaction. (Hint: You right now.)</p> Edit: They got so triggered they had to block me. 😂😂😂</blockquote> <p>Omg wtf you’re such a jerk.</p></blockquote> <p>Omg I’m such a jerk for replying and putting down someone who insulted me. Like, what a bummer. How dare I make them block me for responding to them. Except I really don’t give a fuck.</p></blockquote> <p>So much of not a fuck that you’re going on and on about how little a fuck you give.</p></blockquote> <p>This would be the first time I addressed not giving a fuck about being blocked by some stranger, so what&rsquo;s your point? The fact that I respond at all is more out of amusement than anything else. Like I said before I&rsquo;m not gonna step down from someone blowing a stupid meme out of proportion.</p><p>You reblogged earlier talking about how you didn&rsquo;t want to do that. How you were going to let it go and not make a big deal about it. Well guess that makes you a liar, because you felt the need to respond to a reblog not even directed at you. Are you so self important you feel the need to jump down people&rsquo;s throats over minuscule battles that aren&rsquo;t your own?</p><p>You went on and on back peddling in your earlier reblog, I just let it go. But you&rsquo;re not and frankly that&rsquo;s making this even funnier. So much for that meme &ldquo;flopping&rdquo; right? Well since you don&rsquo;t like jerks or offensive memes why the fuck are you here? I post memes about race, religion, feminism, sexuality, politics, alcoholism, drug abuse, mental disorders, suicide, homicide, and genocide. All fine with you apparently, didn&rsquo;t bat an eye at the rest of that. But no, this one you just needed to be a massive hypocrite.</p>
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