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        Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE
 11:21 PM
 YOU MATCHED WITH
 ON 2/11/18
 Woah in your second pic is that a
 Whirlpool 27" white commercial
 top-load washer?! If it's Maytag
 it's a dealbreaker.
 Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM
 Oh yeah that baby is all
 Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy-
 gauge steel front panel
 watertight triple-lip seal, and a
 deep-water wash system for
 vigorous cleaning action
 Honestly after experiencing high
 performance like that I wouldn't
 touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole
 Ooh yeah talk clean to me
 I would but that's too much
 pressure (specifically 116 pounds
 per square inch)
 Alright so if you had to rate the
 washer on a scale from
 000)-000-0000 to
 999)-999-9999?
 Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM
 Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer
 to get to know a guy a little
 better before I give out my
 washer ratings. They're worth a
 lot. How do I know you're not just
 a whistleblower for Maytag?
 I'm offended that you'd even
 suggest such a thing! But I feel
 ya hahah
 Then let's switch gears, how was
 your weekend?
 I've really gotta sleep now haha, I
 have an early morning tomorrow
 but I think I can trust you with my
 washer rating now
 But I swear if I ever see this on
 sears.com as an official review of
 Whirlpool I'li fight you
 Sent
 Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta
 head to bed too but def wanna
 hear about your experience
 teaching English sometime
 Thanks for the rating, don't
 worry, I'll keep your love of
 whirlpool washers between us
 Good night!
 Type a message
 Send
She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE
 11:21 PM
 YOU MATCHED WITH
 ON 2/11/18
 Woah in your second pic is that a
 Whirlpool 27" white commercial
 top-load washer?! If it's Maytag
 it's a dealbreaker.
 Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM
 Oh yeah that baby is all
 Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy-
 gauge steel front panel
 watertight triple-lip seal, and a
 deep-water wash system for
 vigorous cleaning action
 Honestly after experiencing high
 performance like that I wouldn't
 touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole
 Ooh yeah talk clean to me
 I would but that's too much
 pressure (specifically 116 pounds
 per square inch)
 Alright so if you had to rate the
 washer on a scale from
 000)-000-0000 to
 999)-999-9999?
 Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM
 Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer
 to get to know a guy a little
 better before I give out my
 washer ratings. They're worth a
 lot. How do I know you're not just
 a whistleblower for Maytag?
 I'm offended that you'd even
 suggest such a thing! But I feel
 ya hahah
 Then let's switch gears, how was
 your weekend?
 I've really gotta sleep now haha, I
 have an early morning tomorrow
 but I think I can trust you with my
 washer rating now
 But I swear if I ever see this on
 sears.com as an official review of
 Whirlpool I'li fight you
 Sent
 Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta
 head to bed too but def wanna
 hear about your experience
 teaching English sometime
 Thanks for the rating, don't
 worry, I'll keep your love of
 whirlpool washers between us
 Good night!
 Type a message
 Send
She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies
 At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 at 7!"
 Don't do this.
 8/6/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
filipinawitch:

purple-monster-baby:

geneticcardio:


orion-rising:

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!


My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.
She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.
She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:
Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
 Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?”
If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer.
If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.

Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. 
The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.
You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.


I know I joked on this post before but seriously
If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. 
Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time

        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies
 At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 at 7!"
 Don't do this.
 8/6/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
filipinawitch:

purple-monster-baby:

geneticcardio:


orion-rising:

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!


My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.
She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.
She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:
Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
 Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?”
If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer.
If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.

Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. 
The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.
You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.


I know I joked on this post before but seriously
If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. 
Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Church, Desperate, and God: Monique Thebo
 the catholic church artificially inflates the
 scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an
 entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not
 care about the banishment of demons but
 the power they hold by maintaininga
 monopoly on holy water
 1:20 PM-6 May 2018
 3 Retweets 7 Likes
 follow for more sick burns against the
 catholic church
 https://twitter.com/grapholect
 volnixshin
 We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and
 bless the entire ocean
 the-lincolnshire-poacher
 The actual limit is that a priest can only bless
 water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is
 inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of
 fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful
 to the concept of holy water. Also-also they
 don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water
 because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept
 money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there
 selling holy water, that's against the rules
 justsomeantifas
 SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC
 PROPAGANDA
 moonlandingwasfaked
 pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate
 situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone
 can make holy water
 envizib
 Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom
 the other day. They give out little bottles of holy
 water at my church and they're so f****** stingy
 with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water
 before I tell God on you
 justsomeantifas
 finally someones talking about the issues smh
 regthelion
 what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water?
 justsomeantifas
 nperov.com
 THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT
 MISSION
 Source: justsomeantifas
 505 notes
The Holy Water Monopoly
        

            
            

                
                
                    Church, Desperate, and God: Monique Thebo
 the catholic church artificially inflates the
 scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an
 entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not
 care about the banishment of demons but
 the power they hold by maintaininga
 monopoly on holy water
 1:20 PM-6 May 2018
 3 Retweets 7 Likes
 follow for more sick burns against the
 catholic church
 https://twitter.com/grapholect
 volnixshin
 We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and
 bless the entire ocean
 the-lincolnshire-poacher
 The actual limit is that a priest can only bless
 water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is
 inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of
 fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful
 to the concept of holy water. Also-also they
 don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water
 because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept
 money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there
 selling holy water, that's against the rules
 justsomeantifas
 SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC
 PROPAGANDA
 moonlandingwasfaked
 pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate
 situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone
 can make holy water
 envizib
 Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom
 the other day. They give out little bottles of holy
 water at my church and they're so f****** stingy
 with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water
 before I tell God on you
 justsomeantifas
 finally someones talking about the issues smh
 regthelion
 what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water?
 justsomeantifas
 nperov.com
 THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT
 MISSION
 Source: justsomeantifas
 505 notes
The Holy Water Monopoly
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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