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Work, Book, and Link: Me 3 minutes into work betches I can't do this anymore. Can I leave yet? Find out which career you would be most passionate about by reading our new book, link in bio or betches.co-whh

Work, Book, and Link: Me 3 minutes into work
betches
I can't do this anymore.
Can I leave yet? Find out which career you would be most passionate about by reading our new book, link in bio or betches.co-whh

Work, Book, and Link: Me 3 minutes into work
betches
I can't do this anymore.
Can I leave yet? Find out which career you would be most passionate about by reading our new book, link in bio or betches.co-whh

Can I leave yet? Find out which career you would be most passionate about by reading our new book, link in bio or betches.co-whh

Gym, Text, and Asks: when you send her a risky text and seefor ten minutes If anyone asks where I am, I've left the country. Farewell 👋

Gym, Text, and Asks: when you send her a risky text
and seefor ten minutes
If anyone asks where I am,
I've left the country.
Farewell 👋

Gym, Text, and Asks: when you send her a risky text
and seefor ten minutes
If anyone asks where I am,
I've left the country.
Farewell 👋

Farewell 👋

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow High school me: mom stop calling me. l'm busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I'm calling to let you know that it's raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I'll call you back in 7 minutes 3:56 PM 18 Sep 18 [SOURCE]

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling
me. l'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring
my calls I know we FaceTimed 15
minutes ago but I'm calling to let
you know that it's raining here and
that I just drank an ice coffee...ok
I'll call you back in 7 minutes
3:56 PM 18 Sep 18
[SOURCE]

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling
me. l'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring
my calls I know we FaceTimed 15
minutes ago but I'm calling to let
you know that it's raining here and
that I just drank an ice coffee...ok
I'll call you back in 7 minutes
3:56 PM 18 Sep 18
[SOURCE]

[SOURCE]

Funny, Video, and Been: When you ready to nut but you gotta find that video from 3 years ago I have been searching... for THIRTY minutes 👀

Funny, Video, and Been: When you ready to nut but you gotta find that
video from 3 years ago
I have been searching... for THIRTY minutes
👀

Funny, Video, and Been: When you ready to nut but you gotta find that
video from 3 years ago
I have been searching... for THIRTY minutes
👀

👀

Funny, Lmao, and Video: Y'all I have been wheezing @ this video for 5 minutes because I realized Momma Dee's gun only has one bullet. Finesssing lmao😂😂

Funny, Lmao, and Video: Y'all I have been wheezing @ this video
for 5 minutes because I realized
Momma Dee's gun only has one bullet.
Finesssing lmao😂😂

Funny, Lmao, and Video: Y'all I have been wheezing @ this video
for 5 minutes because I realized
Momma Dee's gun only has one bullet.
Finesssing lmao😂😂

Finesssing lmao😂😂

Christmas, Doctor, and Memes: 11 MILLION VIEWERS The Bodyguard finale was the most watched tv drama in the UK since Doctor Who on Christmas Day in 2008 BBG NEWS Now we know that hit show Bodyguard was the most watched BBC drama in 10 years. 📺 The audience peaked at a massive 11 million in the final five minutes of the "epic finale" – tap the link in our bio 👆to read more. Were you blown away by the series? britishdrama tvfans tvnews tvdrama richardmadden bodyguard bbcnews

Christmas, Doctor, and Memes: 11 MILLION
VIEWERS
The Bodyguard finale was the most watched tv drama
in the UK since Doctor Who on Christmas Day in 2008
BBG
NEWS
Now we know that hit show Bodyguard was the most watched BBC drama in 10 years. 📺 The audience peaked at a massive 11 million in the final five minutes of the "epic finale" – tap the link in our bio 👆to read more. Were you blown away by the series? britishdrama tvfans tvnews tvdrama richardmadden bodyguard bbcnews

Christmas, Doctor, and Memes: 11 MILLION
VIEWERS
The Bodyguard finale was the most watched tv drama
in the UK since Doctor Who on Christmas Day in 2008
BBG
NEWS
Now we know that hit show Bodyguard was the most watched BBC drama in 10 years. 📺 The audience peaked at a massive 11 million in the final five minutes of the "epic finale" – tap the link in our bio 👆to read more. Were you blown away by the series? britishdrama tvfans tvnews tvdrama richardmadden bodyguard bbcnews

Now we know that hit show Bodyguard was the most watched BBC drama in 10 years. 📺 The audience peaked at a massive 11 million in the final f...

Ass, Memes, and Notebook: I hate that I'm a stress crier & a happy crier & an angry crier. Look l cry for everything ok I saw 20 seconds of the notebook today and cried for 30 minutes and that’s a true ass story 💯😭😭😭

Ass, Memes, and Notebook: I hate that I'm a stress crier & a happy
crier & an angry crier. Look l cry for
everything ok
I saw 20 seconds of the notebook today and cried for 30 minutes and that’s a true ass story 💯😭😭😭

Ass, Memes, and Notebook: I hate that I'm a stress crier & a happy
crier & an angry crier. Look l cry for
everything ok
I saw 20 seconds of the notebook today and cried for 30 minutes and that’s a true ass story 💯😭😭😭

I saw 20 seconds of the notebook today and cried for 30 minutes and that’s a true ass story 💯😭😭😭

Future, Tbh, and Girl Memes: Me risking my job, career, and future to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep Worth it tbh

Future, Tbh, and Girl Memes: Me risking my job, career, and future
to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep
Worth it tbh

Future, Tbh, and Girl Memes: Me risking my job, career, and future
to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep
Worth it tbh

Blackpeopletwitter, Uber, and Star: 2:48 1 Thread Kyle Harris @kylegotjokes My Uber just picked me up wit his dog this mafucka been starring at me growling for 5 minutes Tweet your reply “1 star rating” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Uber, and Star: 2:48 1
Thread
Kyle Harris
@kylegotjokes
My Uber just picked me up wit his dog
this mafucka been starring at me
growling for 5 minutes
Tweet your reply
“1 star rating” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Uber, and Star: 2:48 1
Thread
Kyle Harris
@kylegotjokes
My Uber just picked me up wit his dog
this mafucka been starring at me
growling for 5 minutes
Tweet your reply
“1 star rating” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“1 star rating” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Life, Memes, and Say It: They say,"this could ruin his life," without acknowledging it already ruined hers. They say, "he was just a kid," without acknowledging that she was, too. They say, "it was just a few stupid minutes," without acknowledging how those few minutes changed all her years. They say, "he doesn't deserve this" as if she does They say "boys will be boys," without realizing that denied this girl her girlhood. They say, "he deserves better," while implying she does not. -Marisa Kabas

Life, Memes, and Say It: They say,"this could ruin his life,"
without acknowledging it already
ruined hers.
They say, "he was just a kid,"
without acknowledging that she was, too.
They say, "it was just a few stupid minutes,"
without acknowledging how those few minutes
changed all her years.
They say, "he doesn't deserve this"
as if she does
They say "boys will be boys,"
without realizing that denied
this girl her girlhood.
They say, "he deserves better,"
while implying she does not.
-Marisa Kabas

Life, Memes, and Say It: They say,"this could ruin his life,"
without acknowledging it already
ruined hers.
They say, "he was just a kid,"
without acknowledging that she was, too.
They say, "it was just a few stupid minutes,"
without acknowledging how those few minutes
changed all her years.
They say, "he doesn't deserve this"
as if she does
They say "boys will be boys,"
without realizing that denied
this girl her girlhood.
They say, "he deserves better,"
while implying she does not.
-Marisa Kabas

Answer, Student, and Que: Professor: Oh and it looks like we might end lecture early. Does anyone have any que- Student whose question will take 20 minutes to answer: со Why 😭

Answer, Student, and Que: Professor: Oh and it looks like we
might end lecture early. Does anyone
have any que-
Student whose question will take 20
minutes to answer:
со
Why 😭

Answer, Student, and Que: Professor: Oh and it looks like we
might end lecture early. Does anyone
have any que-
Student whose question will take 20
minutes to answer:
со
Why 😭

Why 😭

Arsenal, Memes, and Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 148 minutes. Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal: Averaged a league goal every 161 minutes. Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 693 minutes. CH Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Arsenal, Memes, and Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 148
minutes.
Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal:
Averaged a league goal every 161
minutes.
Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United:
Averaged a league goal every 693
minutes.
CH
Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Arsenal, Memes, and Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 148
minutes.
Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal:
Averaged a league goal every 161
minutes.
Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United:
Averaged a league goal every 693
minutes.
CH
Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn't some weird extended practical joke Source: sluttywidow

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: sluttywidow:
being in a relationship with me is
pretty good except for the part where i
need to be reassured every forty
minutes that you do actually love me
and this isn't some weird extended
practical joke
Source: sluttywidow

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: sluttywidow:
being in a relationship with me is
pretty good except for the part where i
need to be reassured every forty
minutes that you do actually love me
and this isn't some weird extended
practical joke
Source: sluttywidow

Goals, Memes, and Wolfsburg: fOTrollFootball 0 FE Bayern 5:ln Wolishurg TheTrollFootball Insta 51. Rabert lewandgwskti i2. Babert Lehandowski E5. Robert Lewandowski 1.abert Lewandowski GQ. Rabert Lewandowski 60:40 BAYERN 51 WOLFSBURG GO TrollFootball The TrolilFootball Insta On this day in 2015, Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes vs Wolfsburg. https://t.co/ahHvq7IiFP

Goals, Memes, and Wolfsburg: fOTrollFootball
0
FE Bayern 5:ln Wolishurg
TheTrollFootball Insta
51. Rabert lewandgwskti
i2. Babert Lehandowski
E5. Robert Lewandowski
1.abert Lewandowski
GQ. Rabert Lewandowski
60:40 BAYERN 51 WOLFSBURG
GO TrollFootball
The TrolilFootball Insta
On this day in 2015, Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes vs Wolfsburg. https://t.co/ahHvq7IiFP

Goals, Memes, and Wolfsburg: fOTrollFootball
0
FE Bayern 5:ln Wolishurg
TheTrollFootball Insta
51. Rabert lewandgwskti
i2. Babert Lehandowski
E5. Robert Lewandowski
1.abert Lewandowski
GQ. Rabert Lewandowski
60:40 BAYERN 51 WOLFSBURG
GO TrollFootball
The TrolilFootball Insta
On this day in 2015, Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes vs Wolfsburg. https://t.co/ahHvq7IiFP

On this day in 2015, Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes vs Wolfsburg. https://t.co/ahHvq7IiFP

Memes, News, and India: MEET T. SRIRAMANUJAM HE IS THE WORLD'S FIRST BLIND NEWS READER FROM TAMIL NADU, INDIA LOTUS NEWS HE READ HIS FIRST LIVE NEWS BULLETIN FOR 22 MINUTES HATS OFF TO YOU BROTHER Hats off _/\_

$Memes, News, and India: MEET T. SRIRAMANUJAM HE IS THE WORLD'S FIRST BLIND NEWS READER FROM TAMIL NADU, INDIA LOTUS NEWS HE READ HIS FIRST LIVE NEWS BULLETIN FOR 22 MINUTES HATS OFF TO YOU BROTHER Hats off _/\_$

$Memes, News, and India: MEET T. SRIRAMANUJAM HE IS THE WORLD'S FIRST BLIND NEWS READER FROM TAMIL NADU, INDIA LOTUS NEWS HE READ HIS FIRST LIVE NEWS BULLETIN FOR 22 MINUTES HATS OFF TO YOU BROTHER Hats off _/\_$

Hats off _/\_

Bad, Bless Up, and Costco: I've been petting him like this for the past 15 minutes. He loves it. Vid: Reddit u:wizsik |@DrSmashlove Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: “I’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: “it’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: “😳.” Me: “here go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” 🤗😂😂

Bad, Bless Up, and Costco: I've been petting him like this for the past
15 minutes. He loves it.
Vid: Reddit u:wizsik |@DrSmashlove
Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: “I’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: “it’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: “😳.” Me: “here go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” 🤗😂😂

Bad, Bless Up, and Costco: I've been petting him like this for the past
15 minutes. He loves it.
Vid: Reddit u:wizsik |@DrSmashlove
Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: “I’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: “it’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: “😳.” Me: “here go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” 🤗😂😂

Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COST...

Memes, Yeah, and Okay: me: okay i've complained enough about this it's time to put it to rest me five minutes later: actually you know what- Yeah just gonna keep this going for the hell of it... @memes

Memes, Yeah, and Okay: me: okay i've complained enough about this
it's time to put it to rest
me five minutes later: actually you know
what-
Yeah just gonna keep this going for the hell of it... @memes

Memes, Yeah, and Okay: me: okay i've complained enough about this
it's time to put it to rest
me five minutes later: actually you know
what-
Yeah just gonna keep this going for the hell of it... @memes

Yeah just gonna keep this going for the hell of it... @memes

Bionicle, You, and November: When it's 2 minutes into No Nut November and you see a bionicle OHINEPTUNE

Bionicle, You, and November: When it's 2 minutes into No Nut
November and you see a bionicle
OHINEPTUNE

Bionicle, You, and November: When it's 2 minutes into No Nut
November and you see a bionicle
OHINEPTUNE

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for more than 45 minutes so his daughter could sleep well The true hero

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for
more than 45 minutes so his daughter
could sleep well
The true hero

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for
more than 45 minutes so his daughter
could sleep well
The true hero

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for more than 45 minutes so his daughter could sleep well The true hero via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NYYbo2

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for
more than 45 minutes so his daughter
could sleep well
The true hero via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NYYbo2

True, Sleep, and Hero: This guy kept his hand in this position for
more than 45 minutes so his daughter
could sleep well
The true hero via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NYYbo2

The true hero via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NYYbo2

Funny, Money, and Some More: Me: I need more hours so l can make some more money. Boss: can you stay an extra 5 minutes? Me: Bihhh you thought!😂

Funny, Money, and Some More: Me: I need more hours so l can make
some more money.
Boss: can you stay an extra 5
minutes?
Me:
Bihhh you thought!😂

Funny, Money, and Some More: Me: I need more hours so l can make
some more money.
Boss: can you stay an extra 5
minutes?
Me:
Bihhh you thought!😂

Bihhh you thought!😂

Being Alone, College, and Memes: Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow High school me: mom stop calling me. I'm busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I'm calling to let you know that it's raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I'll call you back in 7 minutes @jennajagow

Being Alone, College, and Memes: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling me.
I'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my
calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes
ago but I'm calling to let you know that
it's raining here and that I just drank an
ice coffee...ok I'll call you back in 7
minutes
@jennajagow

Being Alone, College, and Memes: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling me.
I'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my
calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes
ago but I'm calling to let you know that
it's raining here and that I just drank an
ice coffee...ok I'll call you back in 7
minutes
@jennajagow

@jennajagow

Friends, Funny, and Memes: What's my hidden talent? Telling my friends I'm going to the bathroom but really I'm leaving the party to get in an Uber l called ten minutes ago sol can go ome @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

Friends, Funny, and Memes: What's my hidden talent? Telling my
friends I'm going to the bathroom but
really I'm leaving the party to get in an
Uber l called ten minutes ago sol can go
ome @sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

Friends, Funny, and Memes: What's my hidden talent? Telling my
friends I'm going to the bathroom but
really I'm leaving the party to get in an
Uber l called ten minutes ago sol can go
ome @sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin': Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus! Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want Bro 1: Surprise me bro 5 minutes later Bro 2: Here you go bro Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro This exchange has made me ridiculously happy

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin':
Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus!
Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want
Bro 1: Surprise me bro
5 minutes later
Bro 2: Here you go bro
Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP
Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro
This exchange has made me ridiculously happy

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin':
Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus!
Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want
Bro 1: Surprise me bro
5 minutes later
Bro 2: Here you go bro
Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP
Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro
This exchange has made me ridiculously happy

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow High school me: mom stop calling me I'm busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I'm calling to let you know that it's raining here and that l just drank an ice c 7 minutes offee...ok I'll call you back in @jennajagow

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling me
I'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my
calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes
ago but I'm calling to let you know that
it's raining here and that l just drank an
ice c 7
minutes
offee...ok I'll call you back in
@jennajagow

Being Alone, College, and School: Jenna Jagow
@JennaJagow
High school me: mom stop calling me
I'm busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my
calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes
ago but I'm calling to let you know that
it's raining here and that l just drank an
ice c 7
minutes
offee...ok I'll call you back in
@jennajagow

@jennajagow

Funny, Life, and Best: How I walk in the room before l give her the best 3 minutes and 38 seconds of her life :6D'LO BROWN 013 😂😂 funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @shogunz_cbmg

Funny, Life, and Best: How I walk in the room before l give her
the best 3 minutes and 38 seconds of
her life
:6D'LO BROWN
013
😂😂 funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @shogunz_cbmg

Funny, Life, and Best: How I walk in the room before l give her
the best 3 minutes and 38 seconds of
her life
:6D'LO BROWN
013
😂😂 funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @shogunz_cbmg

😂😂 funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds Rp @shogunz_cbmg

Club, Smh, and Breakfast: this user has set her status to "busy" @wowprettylady the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill never get back. no scenes of the characters eating breakfast. not even a single mention of breakfast. if you wanna make a movie about people who dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1 out of 5 stars we were all LIED to smh

Club, Smh, and Breakfast: this user has set her status to "busy"
@wowprettylady
the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill
never get back. no scenes of the
characters eating breakfast. not even a
single mention of breakfast. if you
wanna make a movie about people who
dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont
use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1
out of 5 stars
we were all LIED to smh

Club, Smh, and Breakfast: this user has set her status to "busy"
@wowprettylady
the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill
never get back. no scenes of the
characters eating breakfast. not even a
single mention of breakfast. if you
wanna make a movie about people who
dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont
use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1
out of 5 stars
we were all LIED to smh

we were all LIED to smh

Pet, You, and For: would you? gentyhi for 88 minutes or 88 mlnutes pet

Pet, You, and For: would you?
gentyhi for 88 minutes
or 88 mlnutes
pet

Pet, You, and For: would you?
gentyhi for 88 minutes
or 88 mlnutes
pet

Blackpeopletwitter, Skinny, and House: Tyler Chambers @skinny_que You ever been chilling with somebody and think "I'm never chilling with this mother fucker again" ว! 9/18/18, 9:31 PM After 5 minutes over their house (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Skinny, and House: Tyler Chambers
@skinny_que
You ever been chilling with somebody and
think "I'm never chilling with this mother
fucker again"
ว!
9/18/18, 9:31 PM
After 5 minutes over their house (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Skinny, and House: Tyler Chambers
@skinny_que
You ever been chilling with somebody and
think "I'm never chilling with this mother
fucker again"
ว!
9/18/18, 9:31 PM
After 5 minutes over their house (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

After 5 minutes over their house (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Friends, Memes, and Home: Manage Typically replies in minutes Zootopia 822K people like this including Brandon Nichellson Tenda and 20 friends Movie 4:22 PM hey Hey there, lan! Officer Judy Hopps, ZPD Are you ready to make the world a better place? im ready to kill myself Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD! Message Zootopa Aa 0団回山 Zootopia> e Home Typically replies in minutes Manage please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please dont please don't please don't please don't please don't Please don’t via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NWjeaT

Friends, Memes, and Home: Manage
Typically replies in minutes
Zootopia
822K people like this including
Brandon Nichellson Tenda and
20 friends
Movie
4:22 PM
hey
Hey there, lan! Officer Judy
Hopps, ZPD
Are you ready to make the
world a better place?
im ready to kill myself
Great! That's what we're all
about here at the ZPD!
Message Zootopa
Aa
0団回山
Zootopia>
e Home Typically replies in minutes Manage
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please dont
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
Please don’t via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NWjeaT

Friends, Memes, and Home: Manage
Typically replies in minutes
Zootopia
822K people like this including
Brandon Nichellson Tenda and
20 friends
Movie
4:22 PM
hey
Hey there, lan! Officer Judy
Hopps, ZPD
Are you ready to make the
world a better place?
im ready to kill myself
Great! That's what we're all
about here at the ZPD!
Message Zootopa
Aa
0団回山
Zootopia>
e Home Typically replies in minutes Manage
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please dont
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
Please don’t via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NWjeaT

Please don’t via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NWjeaT

Relatable, Girl Memes, and Sad: Me when l peep something I wish l didn't that makes me sad vs me 5 minutes later when I remember who tf l am Why is this so relatable ( @memez4dayz )

Relatable, Girl Memes, and Sad: Me when l peep something I wish l
didn't that makes me sad vs me 5
minutes later when I remember who tf
l am
Why is this so relatable ( @memez4dayz )

Relatable, Girl Memes, and Sad: Me when l peep something I wish l
didn't that makes me sad vs me 5
minutes later when I remember who tf
l am
Why is this so relatable ( @memez4dayz )

Why is this so relatable ( @memez4dayz )

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified "Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me) They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small Savannah now This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling The priest can no longer contain his glee The entire church is dying with laughter She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I'm sure Children are amazing Heartwarming

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her
parents obviously let her get dressed herself that
day because she came waddling in with the puffiest
coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes
and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into
mass she turns around and hands my husand an
orange. Her parents are mortified
"Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few
moments later she goes to hand me an orange but
her parents grab it from her before she can
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists
into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages
She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now
beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small
Savannah now
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only
call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner
line of her coat and releases what had to have been
20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets
of fish that day I'm sure
Children are amazing
Heartwarming

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her
parents obviously let her get dressed herself that
day because she came waddling in with the puffiest
coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes
and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into
mass she turns around and hands my husand an
orange. Her parents are mortified
"Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few
moments later she goes to hand me an orange but
her parents grab it from her before she can
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists
into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages
She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now
beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small
Savannah now
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only
call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner
line of her coat and releases what had to have been
20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets
of fish that day I'm sure
Children are amazing
Heartwarming

Heartwarming

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified "Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me) They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small Savannah now This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling The priest can no longer contain his glee The entire church is dying with laughter She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I'm sure Children are amazing Heartwarming via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ox3p7w

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her
parents obviously let her get dressed herself that
day because she came waddling in with the puffiest
coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes
and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into
mass she turns around and hands my husand an
orange. Her parents are mortified
"Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few
moments later she goes to hand me an orange but
her parents grab it from her before she can
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists
into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages
She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now
beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small
Savannah now
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only
call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner
line of her coat and releases what had to have been
20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets
of fish that day I'm sure
Children are amazing
Heartwarming via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ox3p7w

Children, Church, and Jesus: kaity--did
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her
parents obviously let her get dressed herself that
day because she came waddling in with the puffiest
coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes
and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into
mass she turns around and hands my husand an
orange. Her parents are mortified
"Savannah not again!" They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few
moments later she goes to hand me an orange but
her parents grab it from her before she can
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists
into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages
She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now
beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small
Savannah now
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only
call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner
line of her coat and releases what had to have been
20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pew:s
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets
of fish that day I'm sure
Children are amazing
Heartwarming via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ox3p7w

Heartwarming via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ox3p7w

Dank, Diet, and Fitness: Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa,butter,flour & bake for 30 minutes!

Dank, Diet, and Fitness: Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet.
Don't like the taste? Add
cocoa,butter,flour & bake for 30 minutes!

Dank, Diet, and Fitness: Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet.
Don't like the taste? Add
cocoa,butter,flour & bake for 30 minutes!

Memes, 🤖, and Awake: When l wake up but need 5 more minutes to feel awake

Memes, 🤖, and Awake: When l wake up
but need 5 more minutes to feel awake

Memes, 🤖, and Awake: When l wake up
but need 5 more minutes to feel awake

Ironic, School, and Fuck: someone from high school posted this video and I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER IT -60 Where the FUCK is mike? Tag a mike and if he doesn’t respond in 5 minutes he owes you a dollar 💵 mike challenge

Ironic, School, and Fuck: someone from high school
posted this video and I'M
LOSING MY MIND OVER IT
-60
Where the FUCK is mike? Tag a mike and if he doesn’t respond in 5 minutes he owes you a dollar 💵 mike challenge

Ironic, School, and Fuck: someone from high school
posted this video and I'M
LOSING MY MIND OVER IT
-60
Where the FUCK is mike? Tag a mike and if he doesn’t respond in 5 minutes he owes you a dollar 💵 mike challenge

Where the FUCK is mike? Tag a mike and if he doesn’t respond in 5 minutes he owes you a dollar 💵 mike challenge

Dating, Omg, and Roommate: Syd @s_kerekes My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes. Dating is rough. Dating these days is just a competition of who’s more heartless while dating 7 other people at the same time so you don’t get too attached and it honestly stresses me out just thinking about it omg pass the bottle I’ll have another shot pls or 12.

Dating, Omg, and Roommate: Syd
@s_kerekes
My roommate went on a bumble date
and was nervous so decided to pound
shots in her car once she got to the
place they were meeting and the guy
was parked next to her and watched
her chug vodka for 5 minutes.
Dating is rough.
Dating these days is just a competition of who’s more heartless while dating 7 other people at the same time so you don’t get too attached and it honestly stresses me out just thinking about it omg pass the bottle I’ll have another shot pls or 12.

Dating, Omg, and Roommate: Syd
@s_kerekes
My roommate went on a bumble date
and was nervous so decided to pound
shots in her car once she got to the
place they were meeting and the guy
was parked next to her and watched
her chug vodka for 5 minutes.
Dating is rough.
Dating these days is just a competition of who’s more heartless while dating 7 other people at the same time so you don’t get too attached and it honestly stresses me out just thinking about it omg pass the bottle I’ll have another shot pls or 12.

Dating these days is just a competition of who’s more heartless while dating 7 other people at the same time so you don’t get too attached a...

Funny, Lmao, and How: Me: clicks submit outfit order * 2 minutes later* where tf is it Lmao thats how i am when I order online😂 @FashionNova

Funny, Lmao, and How: Me: clicks submit outfit order
* 2 minutes later* where tf is it
Lmao thats how i am when I order online😂 @FashionNova

Funny, Lmao, and How: Me: clicks submit outfit order
* 2 minutes later* where tf is it
Lmao thats how i am when I order online😂 @FashionNova

Lmao thats how i am when I order online😂 @FashionNova

Dank, Dick, and Oyster: Babe: I just wanna cuddle tonight Me: ok.. *3 minutes into cuddling* My dick: I’m moister than an oyster 💦💦💦💦 @guardsounds

Dank, Dick, and Oyster: Babe: I just wanna cuddle tonight
Me: ok..
*3 minutes into cuddling*
My dick:
I’m moister than an oyster 💦💦💦💦 @guardsounds

Dank, Dick, and Oyster: Babe: I just wanna cuddle tonight
Me: ok..
*3 minutes into cuddling*
My dick:
I’m moister than an oyster 💦💦💦💦 @guardsounds

I’m moister than an oyster 💦💦💦💦 @guardsounds

Alarm, Rings, and All: Me all night vs me 5 minutes before my alarm rings

Alarm, Rings, and All: Me all night vs me 5 minutes before my
alarm rings

Alarm, Rings, and All: Me all night vs me 5 minutes before my
alarm rings

Bad, Bad Day, and Memes: Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS IT A BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOV MILKED ALL DA? mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

Bad, Bad Day, and Memes: Coach KJ
@CoachK_Johnson
WAS IT A BAD DAY?
OR WAS IT A
BAD FIVE MINUTES
THAT YOV MILKED
ALL DA?
mil
@milupton
I didn't need such a personal
attack

Bad, Bad Day, and Memes: Coach KJ
@CoachK_Johnson
WAS IT A BAD DAY?
OR WAS IT A
BAD FIVE MINUTES
THAT YOV MILKED
ALL DA?
mil
@milupton
I didn't need such a personal
attack

Dogs, Funny, and Wow: Hits Blunt hitsbluntgram I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. Same

Dogs, Funny, and Wow: Hits Blunt
hitsbluntgram
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10
minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are
so easily entertained". Then I realised I
just watched my dog chase his tail for
10 minutes.
Same

Dogs, Funny, and Wow: Hits Blunt
hitsbluntgram
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10
minutes and thought "Wow, dogs are
so easily entertained". Then I realised I
just watched my dog chase his tail for
10 minutes.
Same

Same

Club, Breakfast, and Breakfast Club: this user has set her status to "busy" @wowprettylady v the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill never get back. no scenes of the characters eating breakfast. not even a single mention of breakfast. if you wanna make a movie about people who dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1 out of 5 stars (@ship)

Club, Breakfast, and Breakfast Club: this user has set her status to "busy"
@wowprettylady
v
the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill
never get back. no scenes of the
characters eating breakfast. not even a
single mention of breakfast. if you
wanna make a movie about people who
dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont
use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1
out of 5 stars
(@ship)

Club, Breakfast, and Breakfast Club: this user has set her status to "busy"
@wowprettylady
v
the breakfast club was 97 minutes ill
never get back. no scenes of the
characters eating breakfast. not even a
single mention of breakfast. if you
wanna make a movie about people who
dont eat breakfast thats fine, but dont
use cheap tactics to lure viewers in. 1
out of 5 stars
(@ship)

(@ship)

Funny, Shit, and Wow: Hey! You almost here? Look Susan, I'm not going to lie to you. No I haven't left yet, and I probably won't for another 20 minutes. I don't have any excuse or reason, it's just the kind of person I am. I'm shit at managing my time efficiently, and that's just a flaw of mine you're going to have to accept. Wow. Well thanks for the honesty. 😂😂😂

Funny, Shit, and Wow: Hey! You almost here?
Look Susan, I'm not going to lie
to you. No I haven't left yet,
and I probably won't for
another 20 minutes. I don't
have any excuse or reason, it's
just the kind of person I am. I'm
shit at managing my time
efficiently, and that's just a flaw
of mine you're going to have to
accept.
Wow.
Well thanks for the honesty.
😂😂😂

Funny, Shit, and Wow: Hey! You almost here?
Look Susan, I'm not going to lie
to you. No I haven't left yet,
and I probably won't for
another 20 minutes. I don't
have any excuse or reason, it's
just the kind of person I am. I'm
shit at managing my time
efficiently, and that's just a flaw
of mine you're going to have to
accept.
Wow.
Well thanks for the honesty.
😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Funny, Memes, and Mad: What it's like to get mad at your bestfriend never ever talk to me ever again for five minutes SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Mad: What it's like to get mad at your
bestfriend
never ever talk to me ever again
for five minutes
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Mad: What it's like to get mad at your
bestfriend
never ever talk to me ever again
for five minutes
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin': Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus! Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want Bro 1: Surprise me bro 5 minutes later Bro 2: Here you go bro Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro This exchange has made me ridiculously happy This exchange just happened near me and it’s made my day

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin':
Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus!
Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want
Bro 1: Surprise me bro
5 minutes later
Bro 2: Here you go bro
Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP
Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro
This exchange has made me ridiculously happy
This exchange just happened near me and it’s made my day

Happy, Hummus, and Got: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin':
Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus!
Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want
Bro 1: Surprise me bro
5 minutes later
Bro 2: Here you go bro
Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP
Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro
This exchange has made me ridiculously happy
This exchange just happened near me and it’s made my day

This exchange just happened near me and it’s made my day

Animals, Dogs, and Memes: LADbible LAD BIBLE@ladbible Hurricane Florence hero volunteer saves six dogs abandoned in locked cage adbible.com/news/news-nurr... So thankful for volunteers. Every natural disaster dogs-pets seem to get left behind. The excuses for leaving them locked up range from “they could be dangerous” to “you don’t know the story”. This is all true, but there are other options to leaving animals to die. Especially when you have days notice. Not minutes. Thanks to those who are saving these poor abandoned animals. And sincere hopes for recovery and safety for all effected. Tw @ladbiible

Animals, Dogs, and Memes: LADbible
LAD
BIBLE@ladbible
Hurricane Florence hero volunteer
saves six dogs abandoned in locked
cage
adbible.com/news/news-nurr...
So thankful for volunteers. Every natural disaster dogs-pets seem to get left behind. The excuses for leaving them locked up range from “they could be dangerous” to “you don’t know the story”. This is all true, but there are other options to leaving animals to die. Especially when you have days notice. Not minutes. Thanks to those who are saving these poor abandoned animals. And sincere hopes for recovery and safety for all effected. Tw @ladbiible

Animals, Dogs, and Memes: LADbible
LAD
BIBLE@ladbible
Hurricane Florence hero volunteer
saves six dogs abandoned in locked
cage
adbible.com/news/news-nurr...
So thankful for volunteers. Every natural disaster dogs-pets seem to get left behind. The excuses for leaving them locked up range from “they could be dangerous” to “you don’t know the story”. This is all true, but there are other options to leaving animals to die. Especially when you have days notice. Not minutes. Thanks to those who are saving these poor abandoned animals. And sincere hopes for recovery and safety for all effected. Tw @ladbiible

So thankful for volunteers. Every natural disaster dogs-pets seem to get left behind. The excuses for leaving them locked up range from “the...

Basketball, Nba, and Sports: Jimmy: You want Rose, Deng, Gibson, and me to play 40 minutes this season? What about Towns and Wiggins? Tom Thibodeau: Who? @NBAMEMES Bulls before wolves 😂 nbamemes nba timberwolves timberbulls bulls

Basketball, Nba, and Sports: Jimmy: You want Rose, Deng, Gibson,
and me to play 40 minutes this
season? What about Towns and
Wiggins?
Tom Thibodeau: Who?
@NBAMEMES
Bulls before wolves 😂 nbamemes nba timberwolves timberbulls bulls

Basketball, Nba, and Sports: Jimmy: You want Rose, Deng, Gibson,
and me to play 40 minutes this
season? What about Towns and
Wiggins?
Tom Thibodeau: Who?
@NBAMEMES
Bulls before wolves 😂 nbamemes nba timberwolves timberbulls bulls

Bulls before wolves 😂 nbamemes nba timberwolves timberbulls bulls

Being Alone, Driving, and Memes: Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida. #australians: i drove for nine hours now i'm nine hours away from home no one is here the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #1 am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

Being Alone, Driving, and Memes: Europeans: I drove forty minutes to
the Netherlands for some groceries
and then I popped into Germany to
see some of my relatives before
driving back home
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove
for nine hours, now I'm still in
Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours
now i'm nine hours away from home
no one is here the streets are
empty #how did this happen #where
has civilisation gone #1 am alone in
the universe #oh wait no there's an
echidna it's okay

Being Alone, Driving, and Memes: Europeans: I drove forty minutes to
the Netherlands for some groceries
and then I popped into Germany to
see some of my relatives before
driving back home
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove
for nine hours, now I'm still in
Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours
now i'm nine hours away from home
no one is here the streets are
empty #how did this happen #where
has civilisation gone #1 am alone in
the universe #oh wait no there's an
echidna it's okay

Memes, Can, and Via: YALL NIGGAS TRYNA SAVE FIFTEEN PERCENT? 15 minutes can save you 15% via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2pjUE61

Memes, Can, and Via: YALL NIGGAS TRYNA SAVE
FIFTEEN PERCENT?
15 minutes can save you 15% via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2pjUE61

Memes, Can, and Via: YALL NIGGAS TRYNA SAVE
FIFTEEN PERCENT?
15 minutes can save you 15% via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2pjUE61

15 minutes can save you 15% via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2pjUE61