She said she liked dark humor…
My teacher said he was impressed by my github activity…
Her bio said she has a wealth of dad jokes at her disposal
Hybrid Theory. ‘Nuff said.
Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)
You could’ve just said no by al28al
A group of people were traveling in a boat. One of them took a drill and began to drill a hole beneath...
Profile said to ask about Prussia, got a lovely history lesson in response
She said it
Her bio said “We can hang out if you wear cool socks.”
Someone said he needs hydroxycut
I’m so disappointed! Her profile said she liked star wars
Nobody could have said it better
Finally, someone said it. via: seanlowe09
His profile said he had a masters in quidditch…
Bio said she was there for the sex but she would buy Taco Bell if I was interesting
femestella:not sure there’s anything left to say that hasn’t already been said a million times. (tweet credit: @ashnb1) https://www.insta...
her bio said “dont even bother if hey is the best you got”
This shouldn’t have to be said
The 1st year they said…
She said she wished She was my “toy”
Who ever said InuKag would never ditch their baby, have never had a baby before. Just sayin’.
You can’t create a meme with IDEs, they said
It was my grandma’s 95th birthday so I cooked for her. I asked her where she kept the salt and she said “I barely use salt, but if it’s t...
It is said that certain times of the year bring with them a closeness between our world and the next, a concept that is embrace...
Its law. The Matriarchy said so.
Meek Mill responds to #Tekashi69 for what he said on IG live 👀😳 @meekmill https://t.co/dD3nUN4ZGl
They said put in a mask. Didn’t say which kind of mask!
When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a...
*Insert “all lives matter” example*
I’ve grown to hate “positivity culture” because what it actually...
She’s a man eater
[ID tweet from @ PaperFury reads: “you’re not like the other girls,” the...
Her bio said she was a cowboys fan
Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...
Future said mask off (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
no one said anything about spiritual distancing
Future said mask off
i am the ceo of...
She said I’m a typical Kyle
Tekashi 69 had this to say after 50 Cent said he wouldn’t work with him...👀😳😩 @6ix9ine https://t.co/B0DDrS7f0G