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Alive, Bad, and Fake: punk @nueports people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then 17/11/2017, 02:57 77.3K Retweets 166K Likes the-holleywood-signs This is The Bad Place Source: bob-belcher

Memes, California, and Sunday: AP Photo/Richard Vogel At least 29 people have been confirmed dead in the wildfire raging in Northern California, Butte County Sheriff Cory Honea said Sunday.

At least 29 people have been confirmed dead in the wildfire raging in Northern California, Butte County Sheriff Cory Honea said Sunday.

Friends, Too Much, and Girlfriends: This lady in the washroom looking at me said "I remember when my girlfriends &l would get dressed up & go out I miss that". So l said why miss it, were all out right now aren't we? Story short we have a new friends This is too much

This is too much

Club, Crying, and Dank: jess @xoxojessicuh a homeless guy was asking change for food, i told him i will buy him a full meal. i asked if he was thirsty, he said yes, i took him to the cooler & he goes "u mind if i get something else?" i was hoping he wouldn't say alcohol. He said "i haven't had chocolate milk in years." DANK MEMEOLOGY I don't know why I'm crying in the club right now Raise a glass (of chocolate milk) to this guy!

Raise a glass (of chocolate milk) to this guy!

Dating, Texting, and Wife: succubus @ yellow paiges_ I was texting this guy and I asked him "do you have a gf, wife, or anyone that's going to get mad at you for dating me?" And this mother fucker said, "why, you can't fight?"

Dank, Music, and Guitar: viralthings The woman I'm planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said "it's for rock music." sheepkind marry her faster

Grandma, Pregnant, and Thanksgiving: My husband's grandma asked me when l was gonna lose my pregnancy weight unaware that I'm currently pregnant again so l replied'when you lose yours' Now we gotta have Thanksgiving at our house. I said what I said tho. 😂😂

😂😂

Tumblr, Blog, and Michigan: The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag Follow "And for all of you out there that can't handle the fact that I'm about to become the first openly gay person to hold statewide office [in Michigan] " said #DanaNessel, before kissing her wife onstage. #RainbowWave #ElectionResults2018 Dana Nessel Kissed Wife Before Winning Michigan Attorney General Race Nessel is the first openly gay person elected to statewide office in the Mitten State. advocate.com gay-irl:Gay❤️irl

gay-irl:Gay❤️irl

Life, Memes, and True: YOUR BLOOD ISN'T WORKING! YOU SAID YOU WERE A VIRGIN! IGUESS GETTING CONSTANTLY FUCKED BY LIFE COUNTS -5 IT'S TRUE. I FUCK EN EVERY CHANCE I GET THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SEAN PETERSON @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM

Memes, Saw, and Time: RACH @rachyymarshall what is the stupidest thing you've said to a celebrity? Post 1535: one time I saw a Caesar salad and was like “hey you are a salad like me” and I’ve been regretting it ever since

Post 1535: one time I saw a Caesar salad and was like “hey you are a salad like me” and I’ve been regretting it ever since

Cute, Pictures, and Today: wasn't feeling cute today but still sent my boyfriend pictures and he sent me this 10 minutes later who said romance is dead

who said romance is dead

El Chapo, Nba, and Paul George: vic @CountOnVic And Paul George said he'd be a Laker Newsweek@Newsweek 'El Chapo' has promised he won't have any of the jurors in his upcoming trial killed bit.ly/ 2BvtD2T DEA HSI SPECIAL AGENT You just never know these days 🤦🏻‍♂️

You just never know these days 🤦🏻‍♂️

Memes, Mood, and Dirty: They did him dirty he's a big mood at the end 7 He said its spicy 😂 Credit: @thekaycilong w- @naijaboy_obi

He said its spicy 😂 Credit: @thekaycilong w- @naijaboy_obi

Police, The Police, and You: 45 miles away Have you ever said "F k the police"? Well now's your chance.

Fire, Memes, and Saw: Nicole Kowalczyke via AP A woman in Chico, California said she saw an “ominous” piece of paper flutter out of the sky when she went outside to look at smoke from the Camp Fire, which was blazing about 10 miles away. Coincidentally, it appeared to be a burnt page from a fire manual.

A woman in Chico, California said she saw an “ominous” piece of paper flutter out of the sky when she went outside to look at smoke from the...

Today, Humans of Tumblr, and Old: keera @keera_W today we asked my three year old cousin how much he weighs and he said, "uhhh, like fifty squirrels" 12/24/17, 6:25 PM 31 Likes

America, Donald Trump, and Friday: (Jakub Kotian /TASR via AP) FOX NEWS c h a n n e l We have to protect ourselves with respect to China, Russia and even the United States of America. French President Emmanuel Macrorn President Donald Trump touched down in France on Friday and immediately took a shot at French President Emmanuel Macron, who called for a “European army” earlier this week and said Europe was the “main victim” of Trump’s decision to withdraw from the nuclear treaty with Russia.

President Donald Trump touched down in France on Friday and immediately took a shot at French President Emmanuel Macron, who called for a “E...

9gag, Shit, and Time: WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SYMPHONY!? I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SYMPHONY!? A SCAG COM I CAN'T HEAR YOU Payback time 9gag. Now I‘m stealing your shit

Payback time 9gag. Now I‘m stealing your shit

Disney, Memes, and Star Wars: BUSINESS DISNEY EARNINGS Nov 9 | Disney reports an annual profit of $12.6 billion and plans to release its streaming service, Disney+, in late 2019. On a call with analysts, Disney CEO Bob Iger reported a record annual profit of $12.6 billion and said the company will likely release streaming service called Disney+ by late 2019. Original content will be offered on the subscription-based service, including a live-action original series based on the Star Wars franchise. Disney’s operating income from movie sales doubled, earning $596 million and theme park operating income grew 11% to $829 million. ___ Iger said regulators in Europe have approved Disney’s acquisition of 21st Century Fox for $71.3 billion but awaits approval from other countries.

On a call with analysts, Disney CEO Bob Iger reported a record annual profit of $12.6 billion and said the company will likely release strea...

Funny, Her, and Broccoli: David Dunkovich @DavidDunkovich Igotta get this off my chest. I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinkingg it was broccoli & cheddar soup. she ate the whole thing and said it was one of her favorite soups she's ever had Wait spinach dip isn’t soup😳

Wait spinach dip isn’t soup😳

America, Memes, and Racism: ANTIFA SHOWEDUPAT TUCKER CARLSON'S HOME LAST NIGHT.SCREAMING PROFANITITES, THREATS,&THIS: "NO BORDERS! NO WALLS! NO USA AT ALLI" I SAID FROM THE BEGINNING THE EXTREME LEFT IS NOT ABOUT ANTI-RACISM. THAT'S A COVER! THEY'RE ABOUT DESTROYING AMERICA & FORCING SOCIALISM!

Sorry, Kids, and Tomorrow: Chandler @chaandlerrr gave one of my first graders a high five as he was getting on the bus and said "see you tomorrow buddy" and he said "bye ms. h, sorry you're not married and don't have any kids or basically anyone"

Funny, Memes, and Airplane: When Cardi B said: "LEAVE HIS TEXTS ON READ, LEAVE HIS BALLS ON BLUE. PUT IT ON AIRPLANE MODE SO NONE OF THOSE CALLS COME THRUUUUUU" Volume 1D) SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Weird: l went on a date once and l asked if we could get ice cream before dinner and he asked why and I said so I don't get too full at dinner to not want ice cream after and he looked at me weird and this is when l knew he wasn't the one. @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Teacher, Today, and Yoga: Today my Yoga teacher said that there's 2 types of tired, one where you require sleep, the other when you require peace. I really felt this. Now it all makes sense

Now it all makes sense

Dogs, Memes, and News: U.S. NEWS GREYHOUND RACING BAN Nov 8 Florida votes to ban greyhound racing in the state, leaving thousands of doqs in need of new homes Florida votes to ban greyhound racing in the state, a decision that will leave thousands of dogs in need of new homes. The ban, known as Amendment 13, was approved by 69% of voters this week. __ Florida is home to 11 of the 17 active dog tracks in the United States. By January of 2021, these tracks will be shut down, leaving nearly 6,000 dogs in need of new homes. Organizations and adoption groups are working to care for and relocate the soon-to-be retired greyhounds. ___ CEO and acting president of the Humane Society of the United States said in a statement: - “Because of the decisions of millions of Florida voters, thousands of dogs will be spared the pain and suffering that is inherent in the greyhound racing industry.” ___ Brynn Anderson-Associated Press

Florida votes to ban greyhound racing in the state, a decision that will leave thousands of dogs in need of new homes. The ban, known as Ame...

Dude, Sincerely, and Wisdom: madison @sym_phr Follow i complimented a dude at the corner store on his junkrat shirt and he was like "oh thanks! do you play?" and asked who I main and i said "reinhardt, but not by choice" and incredibly sincerely he looked me in the eyes and said "you don't have to be what people want you to be" 11:20 AM-2 Mar 2018 15,346 Retweets 62,056 Likes Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main (i.redd.it)

Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main (i.redd.it)

Drugs, Heroin, and Memes: WORLD NEWS HEROIN HAUL Nov 8 Italian police discover 600 Ibs (270 OV kg) of heroin hidden in a container that came off a ship from Iran Thursday, Italian police report a discovery of 600 lbs (270 kg) of heroin that arrived aboard a ship from Iran. The drugs were hidden inside a consignment of Bentonite clay within a container that was unloaded off a ship from the Iranian Gulf Port of Bandar Abbas. Before the ship arrived at the Italian port of Genoa on October 17th, it made stops in Hamburg, Germany and Valencia, Spain. ___ Italian officials report that investigators do not currently know where or when the drugs were loaded onto the ship. Police said in a statement: - “The investigation continues in order to trace the entire network that manages the drug trade, which shows, once again, that the port of Genoa is an important crossroads for drug shipments destined for the rest of Europe.” ___ Photo: Polizia Di Stato via Reuters

Thursday, Italian police report a discovery of 600 lbs (270 kg) of heroin that arrived aboard a ship from Iran. The drugs were hidden inside...

Memes, Teacher, and Today: Today my Yoga teacher said that there's 2 types of tired, one where you require sleep, the other when you require peace. I really felt this. Now it all makes sense

Now it all makes sense

Girls, Love, and Memes: Ted Cruz @tedcruz m US Senate candidate, TX Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls @will ent would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" Counic Amazing

Amazing

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WASA PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. It’s worth living

It’s worth living

Fall, Memes, and News: AP Photo/Craig Fritz JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fractured three ribs after a fall at her office Wednesday evening, the court said in a news release. Ginsburg, 85, later experienced discomfort and was admitted to George Washington University Hospital "for observation and treatment."

$Fall, Memes, and News: AP Photo/Craig Fritz JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fractured three ribs after a fall at her office Wednesday evening, the court said in a news release. Ginsburg, 85, later experienced discomfort and was admitted to George Washington University Hospital "for observation and treatment."$