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Harry Potter, Money, and Shit: What are the biggest plot holes and errors in Harry Potter? Hannah Yang 75.3k Views Here's one of my favorites, and it doesn't even involve magic... According to Hagrid, there are 17 Sickles to a Galleon. Sickles are made of silver, Galleons are made of gold. Simple enouglh But here's the thing about silver and gold in the Muggle economy: the ratio fluctuates. The price of gold and the price of silver are constantly changing. In fact, the gold-to- silver ratio is a tool many people use to determine when to buy these metals. Before 1900, the ratio averaged around 16:1, which seems to reasonably parallel wizarding standards. Throughout the twentieth century, though, the ratio has averaged around 45:1 So if you're a wizard in need of money, here's what you'd want to do. Wait for a time when the gold to silver ratio is really, really high. Take all of your gold Galleons, melt them down into lumps of pure gold, and sell them in the Muggle economy. Use that Iuggle money to buy as much pure silver as you can - you'll get an enormous bund of it, since the gold to silver ratio is so high. Finally, take that silver back to Gringotts and get it all minted into Sickles. If you want, you can even exchange them back to Galleons at the fixed 17:1 rate, and feel smug over the fact that you now have over twice as many Galleons as you started with Profit. It's a sweet, sweet thing iamtheaardvark: aboutreciprocation: …holy shit None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11
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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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Arsenal, Brains, and Target: euheuheuheuh Today at 8:48 AM What in the name of Neptune did you just say about me, you little barnacle brain? I'll have you know graduated top of my science class in Conch University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Krusty Krab, and I have over 300 confirmed failures. I am trained in robotic warfare and I'm the top engineer in Bikini Bottom. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will steal the Krabby Patty secret formula in ways likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me in the Chum Bucket? Think again, you bucktoothed barnacle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of robots across Bikini Bottom and your formula's location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bottom feeder. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your restaurant. You're dead, krabs. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal the formula in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stealthy combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chum Bucket and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable restaurant off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn kelp-for-brains. I will throw chum all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, krabs. A Decimal Pi Today at 8:49 AM 2 can dine 49 9t nein Today at 8:49 AM holy fuck The krabby patty secret formula will be MINE!
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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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