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CRISPR, or “The Molecule in the Mirror” [OC]: sin Scrut-able /in'skroodəb(ə)Lz/ When Felix started dating his editor, she promised She wouldn't try to change him. But maybe She already had. He'd always been too tightly wound. But suddenly he was happier. He felt younger, livelier.crisper. CRISPR, or “The Molecule in the Mirror” [OC]

CRISPR, or “The Molecule in the Mirror” [OC]

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blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.” ― Blue Lily, Lily Blue : while he'd been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him. blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.” ― Blue Lily, Lily Blue

blusargcnt: “The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ro...

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What’s Good Value? [OC]: I can never tell if the prices in ads are any good. Japan flights from $1499 To be honest, I just compare similar products until I think I know what's good value. Healthy Cereal CEREAL $6 Crunch $5 Soggy Os Os $4 $8 I hope it never leads me astray Removing your appendix is going to the dumpster said to be expensive Really? The guy next he'd do it for free. @RoundGuyComics What’s Good Value? [OC]

What’s Good Value? [OC]

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Hed: Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal Got called racist for asking an Islamic pamphlet dealer how a Muslim astronaut would pray toward Mecca while orbiting Earth at 17,500 mph. Wondered if he'd have to worship on a motorized, slowly rotating prayer mat. Man got angry.

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Visible confusion: Mario Puzo, the author of the Godfather books who'd also adapted them to film, had no idea what he was doing as he'd never written a screenplay before. After winning two Oscars, he decided to buy a book on screenwriting to learn how. In the first chapter, it said Study Godfather I Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete. Visible confusion

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Starter for life: When you put on a little winter weight but babe still says he'd choose you Starter for life

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nestofstraightlines: jabberwockypie: kyraneko: darkmagyk: seananmcguire: nokeek: Dorothy just wanted something that she could believe in,A gray dustbowl girl in a life she was better off leavin’.She made her escape, went from gray into green,And she could have got clear, and she could have got clean,But she chose to be good and go back to the gray Kansas skyWhere color’s a fable and freedom’s a fairy tale lie. Alice got lost, and I guess that we really can’t blame her;They say she got tangled and tied in the lies that became her.They say she went mad, and she never complained,For there’s peace of a kind in a life unconstrained.She gives Cheshire kisses, she’s easy with white rabbit smiles,And she’ll never be free, but she’s won herself safe for a while. Susan and Lucy were queens, and they ruled well and proudly.They honored their land and their lord, rang the bells long and loudly.They never once asked to return to their livesTo be children and chattel and mothers and wives,But the land cast them out in a lesson that only one learned;And one queen said ‘I am not a toy’, and she never returned. Mandy’s a pirate, and Mia weaves silk shrouds for faeries,And Deborah will pour you red wine pressed from sweet poisoned berries.Kate poses riddles and Mary plays tricks,While Kaia builds towers from brambles and sticks,And the rules that we live by are simple and clear:Be wicked and lovely and don’t live in fear Dorothy, Alice and Wendy and Jane, Susan and Lucy, we’re calling your names, All the Lost Girls who came out of the rain And chose to go back on the shelf. Tinker Bell says, and I find I agree You have to break rules if you want to break free. So do as you like — we’re determined to be Wicked girls saving ourselves. For we will be wicked and we will be fairAnd they’ll call us such names, and we really won’t care,So go, tell your Wendys, your Susans, your Janes,There’s a place they can go if they’re tired of chains,And our roads may be golden, or broken, or lost,But we’ll walk on them willingly, knowing the cost — We won’t take our place on the shelves.It’s better to fly and it’s better to dieSay the wicked girls saving ourselves. (Seanan McGuire) This is breathtaking. I heard this poem once a million years ago, I have been looking for it ever since, and had now found it. I love it so much more then I remember. You might be interested to know that she set it to music and it’s also a song. @darkmagyk And people have made fanvids set to it! (The CD is out of print right now - I have it and I love it so much, but I she’s re-printing a different one … soonish?) Mmmmm I get it but I’m not sure about the implication that real life is an inherent punishment for girls, and I find this kind of feminist take a little reactionary and keen to flatten out female characters and their stories into simple terms to make a kind of Yass Queen point. Anyway here’s a video I love examining the differences in feminist-related theming between the book and movie of The Wizard of Oz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz15yFVF1TI And here’s a Hark! A Vagrant comic that is very much that’s-it-that’s the-book re. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: : TA 轉p ETER PAN PIPPILONGSTOKING+LINDGE ATHE WIZARD ERANK Jot OZ OSAUM the Lion ie i theterdenne C.S. LEWIS HOKEEK.TUMBLR.COM Potter LERBY HED HARRY PLEF nestofstraightlines: jabberwockypie: kyraneko: darkmagyk: seananmcguire: nokeek: Dorothy just wanted something that she could believe in,A gray dustbowl girl in a life she was better off leavin’.She made her escape, went from gray into green,And she could have got clear, and she could have got clean,But she chose to be good and go back to the gray Kansas skyWhere color’s a fable and freedom’s a fairy tale lie. Alice got lost, and I guess that we really can’t blame her;They say she got tangled and tied in the lies that became her.They say she went mad, and she never complained,For there’s peace of a kind in a life unconstrained.She gives Cheshire kisses, she’s easy with white rabbit smiles,And she’ll never be free, but she’s won herself safe for a while. Susan and Lucy were queens, and they ruled well and proudly.They honored their land and their lord, rang the bells long and loudly.They never once asked to return to their livesTo be children and chattel and mothers and wives,But the land cast them out in a lesson that only one learned;And one queen said ‘I am not a toy’, and she never returned. Mandy’s a pirate, and Mia weaves silk shrouds for faeries,And Deborah will pour you red wine pressed from sweet poisoned berries.Kate poses riddles and Mary plays tricks,While Kaia builds towers from brambles and sticks,And the rules that we live by are simple and clear:Be wicked and lovely and don’t live in fear Dorothy, Alice and Wendy and Jane, Susan and Lucy, we’re calling your names, All the Lost Girls who came out of the rain And chose to go back on the shelf. Tinker Bell says, and I find I agree You have to break rules if you want to break free. So do as you like — we’re determined to be Wicked girls saving ourselves. For we will be wicked and we will be fairAnd they’ll call us such names, and we really won’t care,So go, tell your Wendys, your Susans, your Janes,There’s a place they can go if they’re tired of chains,And our roads may be golden, or broken, or lost,But we’ll walk on them willingly, knowing the cost — We won’t take our place on the shelves.It’s better to fly and it’s better to dieSay the wicked girls saving ourselves. (Seanan McGuire) This is breathtaking. I heard this poem once a million years ago, I have been looking for it ever since, and had now found it. I love it so much more then I remember. You might be interested to know that she set it to music and it’s also a song. @darkmagyk And people have made fanvids set to it! (The CD is out of print right now - I have it and I love it so much, but I she’s re-printing a different one … soonish?) Mmmmm I get it but I’m not sure about the implication that real life is an inherent punishment for girls, and I find this kind of feminist take a little reactionary and keen to flatten out female characters and their stories into simple terms to make a kind of Yass Queen point. Anyway here’s a video I love examining the differences in feminist-related theming between the book and movie of The Wizard of Oz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz15yFVF1TI And here’s a Hark! A Vagrant comic that is very much that’s-it-that’s the-book re. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland:

nestofstraightlines: jabberwockypie: kyraneko: darkmagyk: seananmcguire: nokeek: Dorothy just wanted something that she could belie...

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Comrade Snek: My naym is snek My body long My hed is smol But jaw is stronk And wen it time lo SOCIALIST BITCH Topen wide I monch the RICH Comrade Snek

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Being kind is the way to be!: I would like to say thank you to a very lovely young mum, I don't know her name but she paid for my 84 year old dads shopping at Aldi in Morecambe yesterday, because when he got to the checkout he realised that he'd left his wallet at home! She insisted on it saying that he had probably done many a good turn during his lifetime so she wanted to do one for him! What a lovely act of human kindness, perhaps if people share this we might find her and pay her back! My dad was so touched it made him cry! Thank you whoever you are we really appreciate your thoughtfulness xx Being kind is the way to be!

Being kind is the way to be!

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Being kind is the way to be!: I would like to say thank you to a very lovely young mum, I don't know her name but she paid for my 84 year old dads shopping at Aldi in Morecambe yesterday, because when he got to the checkout he realised that he'd left his wallet at home! She insisted on it saying that he had probably done many a good turn during his lifetime so she wanted to do one for him! What a lovely act of human kindness, perhaps if people share this we might find her and pay her back! My dad was so touched it made him cry! Thank you whoever you are we really appreciate your thoughtfulness xx Being kind is the way to be!

Being kind is the way to be!

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The acronyms might confuse people: Northern Cahforis's Lar Aerican Ne Deles in the hot seat again over P31-Mgrant Filigi STE MILF braces for FAP offensive HE More Isiame Libers on Fron (M1LF) d defend it camps recognized by the joint cefim commitee s the rebels wamed Amy toops yesterday no to in- trude into their "terriory" withou that are coordination. The MIL be dy tdeled themstees aher he ary hared plaes cd p inl lenles wr Majid we Govt belples Vs. cyber g Miriam qualified for post of ICC judge -screening panel IT sppears that Sen Man Ser is eyeing the post of judge in the loerne tional Crminal Coun (CO he a pod chance of landing the po in dhe deta as tional court An independen panel acroening can didates for the Netherlandsbad buman Sutiag e r nghts tributal sod Santiago is hily qu hed to be a judge of dhe ICC phondon e nd hs he a P. oel's findings are seen to bel. ances of chinching the e fon Anie ng by e indndens unity leag O reddit The acronyms might confuse people

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The acronyms might confuse people: Northern Cahforis's Lar Aerican Ne Deles in the hot seat again over P31-Mgrant Filigi STE MILF braces for FAP offensive HE More Isiame Libers on Fron (M1LF) d defend it camps recognized by the joint cefim commitee s the rebels wamed Amy toops yesterday no to in- trude into their "terriory" withou that are coordination. The MIL be dy tdeled themstees aher he ary hared plaes cd p inl lenles wr Majid we Govt belples Vs. cyber g Miriam qualified for post of ICC judge -screening panel IT sppears that Sen Man Ser is eyeing the post of judge in the loerne tional Crminal Coun (CO he a pod chance of landing the po in dhe deta as tional court An independen panel acroening can didates for the Netherlandsbad buman Sutiag e r nghts tributal sod Santiago is hily qu hed to be a judge of dhe ICC phondon e nd hs he a P. oel's findings are seen to bel. ances of chinching the e fon Anie ng by e indndens unity leag O reddit The acronyms might confuse people

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Hed: | THINK THIS PHONE IS MUTED WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME DAD RSON OCT. 14,20IS HERALD GOD FINALLY ANSWERS PRAYERS JUSTIFIES CANCER, DISEASE- "I NEVER THOUGHT CARLY MONDAY MORN ING OF IT THAT WAY" MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AC- SAYS SICK JIMMY ROSS THE GLOBE su D- WHEN ASKED WHY HE ALLOWS So MUCH S FFERING, GOD RESPONDED, "EVERYTME YOU MASTURBATE A CHILD GETS BONE CANCER THEMS THE ENLY BEGAN HEARING THE VOICE OF THEIR CREATOR IN THEIR HEADS. * PEOPLE FINALLY HEAR ME YELLING AT THEM WHILE THEY MASTURBATE" GOD RULES WHEN QUESTIONED IE HE'D CONSIDER NOT Doi- THAT ANYMORE NG GOD STATED I REALLY ONLY ARE SAID, ATTRIBUTING THE 2000 YEARS oF SILENCE TO HIS SON ALWAYS "MESS- OPENED AN C IN' WITH (HIS) PHONE N SHIT" ABouT MASTURBATORS." ZM5 THE U.S. IMMEDIA SICK JimY Has BaNe CANCER. DRU JESUS HAS BEEN ON TWITTEe THIS WHOLE TIME MAINLY RE TWEETS ANIME FANAS EXTRAFABULOUSCOMICS JusT THigugelr ota ED MEJES WE Fa

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Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends

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Happy meals are life: Mabonaife Zheer No. We are not stopping. WAETO HED HIVE UMAND MMN WA *sigh* Happy meals are life

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Hed: MYTH #6: He loses control of himself. He just goes wild. Many years ago, I was interviewing a woman named Sheila by telephone. She was describing the rages have: "He just goes absolutely berserk, and ing to go off like that. He'll just start grabbing whatever is around and throwing it. He heaves stuff everywhere, against the walls, on the floor- it's just a mess. And he smashes stuff, important things sometimes. Then client Michael wOuld periodically that my know when he's never you go- it's like the storm just passes; he calms dowWn; and he leaves for a while. Later he seems kind of ashamed of himself." I asked Sheila two questions. The first was, when things got broken, were they Michael's, or hers, or things that belonged to both of them? She left a considerable silence while she thought. Then she said, "You know what? I'm amazed that I've never thought of this, but he only breaks my stuff. I can't think of one thing he's smashed that belonged to him." Next, I asked her who cleans up the mess. She answered that she does. I commented, "See, Michael's behavior isn't nearly as berserk as it looks. And if he really felt so remorseful, he'd help clean up. FUck

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Oh Liam…: DETENTION Date: Liam has been given. Name Telling the Lunch Hady her Shoes were an hed but she has velero shoes gree hour of detention for MUST BE SERVED NO LATER THAN Signed Detention takes precedence over all other appointments Oh Liam…

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Oh Liam…: DETENTION Date: Liam has been given. Name Telling the Lunch Hady her Shoes were an hed but she has velero shoes gree hour of detention for MUST BE SERVED NO LATER THAN Signed Detention takes precedence over all other appointments Oh Liam…

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Hed: Shen gefällt das @graviticflux im losing my shit Liam Stack @liamstack vodafone UK @ 79% 20:51 A New Zealand man brought an r/LegalAdviceUK emotional support clown to a /emotionalsupprtclown 3h meeting where he knew he'd be about to be sacked from work. fired. The clown blew up balloons can I hire a clown to support me in my meeting? Question Of The Week Travel and folded them into a series of animals throughout the meeting, then mimed crying when the man I fucked up at work and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sacked. They've invited me in for a meeting where they're going to sack me. They told me I can bring someone to support me. was handed a pink slip. 19:02 14 Sep. 19 Twitter for Android

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: Netflix US @netflix It's fresh. Bold. Risky, but I like it. Pixhellated Boat @pixelatedboat Hello @netflix. I've written a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween. It's called "Jetpack Dracula". Let's make it happen Two CHARACTERS are standing on top of A HIGH PLACE CHARACTER 1 I hope Dracula doesn' t attack us CHARACTER 2 He can't. We're too high up. To get up here he'd need a jetpack, which he doesn' t have DRACULA rises up using a JETPACK

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meirl: $4mm4n.tumblr.com God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger's farm and he'd say "What's your name, boy?" and you'd take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply "Why I ain't got none, sir, on account of my mama passed on before she could give me one" and he'd tell you he's real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you'd tell him that you can't read nor even write neither but you're mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won't ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he'd keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain't got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you'd get to talkin and he'd throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he'd take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren't the whiskey what he were tryna savour meirl

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Meirl: versacetbh i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first viewtiful-kim NPC Energy rah-bizzle Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things l'd said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he'd just walked up to me and pressed A. Meirl

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Am i doing it right?: ON40147% 09:32 M Kizzy Thursday 18:54 Daymmmm girl, do you poop out of that butt. Thicc with 2 c's Thursday 22:16 Ass on double C's and tits on double G's You'd be worth the 18 years of child support Thursday 22:55 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! Let me guess, daddy issues? Always chasing that toxic ex cause his dick game a1? Choke game strong? Nah moved on from all that shit... except the choke game, still on that Well thats a plus So if my dad was here he'd be asking you what your intentions are with his son, but he went to get milk 26 year ago and i think he got lost. So, what are your intentions young lady Thursday 23:38 Hmm that's funny... maybe he went same place my dad did Well I mean obviously my intentions are to settle down and raise a load of nice lil bunnies, why else would I be on tinder Type a message.. GIF O Am i doing it right?

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Anyone thirsty for a little Kool-Aid?: The Vegas shooting happened exactly as the media said it did It's kinda weird how the shooter carried 180kgl 400 pounds worth of guns/ammo into the hotel, removed a window meant to survive tornados & disable the fire alarm, no one noticed Odd that he supposedly fired hundreds of rounds but the images released of the room only show a couple dozen casings on the ground, or that his body somehow had a gun perfectly propped up over his foot, or none of his guns having bump stocks Quite the conundrum that his brother who adamantly said he'd never do this had terabytes of child porn on a windows 98 PC his defence says he never owned, or that many of the witnesses who say there was multiple shooters have mysteriously turned up dead or deny having ever said that, even when shown evidence they said that Anyone thirsty for a little Kool-Aid?

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150+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 63 of 74 | funnynmemes: grundelicious Soartan Told Soft y Couldit be Butter? isn't it butter is it butter? etable ol spread NET WT 6Z(L Outch P $158 A Family Tradn Q What, not butter! IThink lt Ta HED ast Like Buter YOU'DThink Butter! for a dalighful but e taste URAL&ATFCA CREAM SUTTERMLK WTMOROLS 58% Vegetable OSprad NET WIT.15 2425 2kge- COSPSERING 680 unbelieveable This is not butter L Chl Than Butter 立基國的奶油 Spartan MEMORIES OF who needs butter! BUTTER mad wih tream be NETWT MO(IL This is one of my favorites hand down h-oney-b-ones Memories of Butter 150+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 63 of 74 | funnynmemes

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Hed: I told God that I can't do this anymore. But every time, He'd reply by opening another door -rayaan

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How the garbage man fell in love: deanjarois 35.5h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born. He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... My dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage route, and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years 8.7k Reply 88 more replies How the garbage man fell in love

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Hed: Roses are hed Birds love to fly existence is pain I just wanna die

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Grandpa being wholesome: reasons why my grandpa is the best: he made my wife and i (i'm a woman) a giant banner for our one year anniversary when i was pregnant, the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly, the baby stopped and he called him a little shit he once called and left a voicemail asking how to spell styrofoam .he flipped a table bc he saw someone hit a dog he beat skrim in 4 days he served in the korean war and when he came home, he learned korean so if he ever ran into a korean vet, he could "give them the same respect he'd give an american vet my son has two moms and there was a "special guy in your life" day at his school for father's day so my grandpa went and showed up in dress pants and a pressed shirt bc he "didn't want to embarrass him" also, there was a little boy who didn't have anyone there and grandpa asked if he could be his "special guy" and the little boy beamed he knows all of the secrets to the zelda games he's had 4 open heart surgeries and can still kick your ass FUNSUbstance Grandpa being wholesome

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laughoutloud-club: Laughter is amazing.: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Weird World weirdworldinsta laughoutloud-club: Laughter is amazing.

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demidorks:The only thing Jason wanted was to have his driver’s license, and what did he get in return?: "Sixteen?" she asked. He nodded. "Oh, boy. I can get my driver's license." Piper laughed. Jason had killed so many monsters and saved the world so many times that the idea of him sweating a driving test seemed ridiculous. She pictured him behind the wheel of some old Lincoln with a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top and a grumpy teacher in the passenger seat with an emergency brake pedal. "Well?" she urged. "Blow out the candles." Jason did. Piper wondered if he'd made a wish-hopefully that he and Piper would survive this quest and stay together forever. She decided not to ask him. She didn't want to jinx that wish, and she definitely didn't want to find out that he'd wished for something different. demidorks:The only thing Jason wanted was to have his driver’s license, and what did he get in return?

demidorks:The only thing Jason wanted was to have his driver’s license, and what did he get in return?

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99percentprocrastination: Red, White and Royal Blue, Casey Mcquiston // Carry On, Rainbow Rowell // The Raven King, Maggie Stiefvater: I thought, this is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, and I had better keep it a safe distance away from me. I thought, if someone like that ever loved me, it would set me on fire. "Life. You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. I'd wake up every morning and think, This will end in flames." His feelings for Adam were an oil spill; he'd let them over- flow and now there wasn't a damn place in the ocean that wouldn't catch fire if he dropped a match. 99percentprocrastination: Red, White and Royal Blue, Casey Mcquiston // Carry On, Rainbow Rowell // The Raven King, Maggie Stiefvater

99percentprocrastination: Red, White and Royal Blue, Casey Mcquiston // Carry On, Rainbow Rowell // The Raven King, Maggie Stiefvater

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Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N: Klopp is impossible not to like, even for a Manchester United supporter PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS A sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always been the supervillains. Others have been there or thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry) but they are still top. I think the reason is because both teams know how to wind each other up. Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible not to like. It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together. Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is ruining my life! I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end? Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn. With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are as fun to watch as he is. Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog Great. Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him. When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he reacted by letting him live in his house. If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp, Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep staring out of the window, praying for rain. Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

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Wholesome Dwayne Johnson: When Cristian was 14 months old, he was diagnosed with a brain tumor and his family was told he had zero chance of making it. And if by chance he did live he'd never walk. Today, he's 15yrs old, walked into the room and hugged me like a true hero...my hero. To grant Cristian's Make-A-Wish, was truly my honor. And for me, moments like this are easily the best part of fame. Wholesome Dwayne Johnson

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.: Man suffers heart attack, dies at work, coworkers gather for group selfie thinking he'd fallen asleep f Posted: 9 Hours Ago @official agne .

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He really was a wholesome man: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Weird World He really was a wholesome man

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Hed: xanny @xnmol today a man on the street said i had "nice titties" so i said he did too. pretty funny! until he told me he'd shoot me in the head & i remembered why i dont do that <3

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I’ll let this one marinate a little: WHY GORDON RAMSAY SHOULD BE THE NEXT BOND Way more intimidating than any Bond Kinda looks like Daniel Craig as is Gets LIVID over lamb sauce, imagine his reactions to actual crimes He's British, so there's that Not only would he defeat any terrorist, he'd embarrass them and make them question their career choice I’ll let this one marinate a little

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I’ll let this one marinate a little: WHY GORDON RAMSAY SHOULD BE THE NEXT BOND Way more intimidating than any Bond Kinda looks like Daniel Craig as is Gets LIVID over lamb sauce, imagine his reactions to actual crimes He's British, so there's that Not only would he defeat any terrorist, he'd embarrass them and make them question their career choice I’ll let this one marinate a little

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I’ll let this one marinate a little: WHY GORDON RAMSAY SHOULD BE THE NEXT BOND Way more intimidating than any Bond Kinda looks like Daniel Craig as is Gets LIVID over lamb sauce, imagine his reactions to actual crimes He's British, so there's that Not only would he defeat any terrorist, he'd embarrass them and make them question their career choice I’ll let this one marinate a little

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Blursed normies are stealing our memes again : blursedimages: 15:29 @ 96% giffgaff Instagram Tmale OMALE Man suffers heart attack, dies at work, coworkers gather for group selfie thinking he'd fallen asleep f Posted: 9 Hours Ago Bofficial.agnes Q V 19,071 likes male spam F till your blocked View all 2,497 comments (+ Blursed normies are stealing our memes again : blursedimages

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Easily the most wholesome thing all day :) (sorry if already posted) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LHTA7W: 8:09 7 ILTE Search r/awesome JOIN u/redandbluenights 21d 1 My 8 year old son has been building a Lego Minecraft World for 4 years and is close to the Guiness World Record. I'm sure he'd love your encouragement! Self SEFL 1.1k 52 Share Award BEST COMMENTS calucas55 21d My 8 year old son says that's the coolest thing he's ever seen. Reply 72 21d redandbluenights I can't wait to show him the comments on this thread tonight.. PS my son said to pm us, he wants to give your son his Minecraft user name!-) Add a comment Easily the most wholesome thing all day :) (sorry if already posted) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LHTA7W

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Let this haunt you.: Man suffers heart attack, dies at work, coworkers gather for group selfie thinking he'd fallen asleep f Posted: 9 Hours Ago official.agnes OH NO NO NO! Let this haunt you.

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Let this haunt you. by takenlysingle MORE MEMES: Man suffers heart attack, dies at work, coworkers gather for group selfie thinking he'd fallen asleep f Posted: 9 Hours Ago official.agnes OH NO NO NO! Let this haunt you. by takenlysingle MORE MEMES

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Let this haunt you. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/34Y6Yw1: Man suffers heart attack, dies at work, coworkers gather for group selfie thinking he'd fallen asleep f Posted: 9 Hours Ago official.agnes OH NO NO NO! Let this haunt you. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/34Y6Yw1

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Laughter is amazing.: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Werd World weirdworldinsta Laughter is amazing.

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buffonia: six of crows by leigh bardugo: The water hears and understands. six CROWS of The ice does not forgive PART 1 SHADOW BUSINESS oost had two problems: the moon and his moustache. He was supposed to be making his rounds at the Hoede house, but for the last fifteen minutes, he'd been hovering around the south-east wall of the Eardens, trying to think of something clever and romantic to say to Anya If only Anya's eyes wete blue like the sea or green like lovely, an emerald. Instead, her e yes were brown dreamy melted chocolate brown! Rabbit fur brown! Just tell her she's got skin like moonlight," his friend Pieter had said. *Girls love that." A perfect solution, but the Ketterdam weather was not cooperating There'd been no breeze off the harbour that day, and a.grey milk fog had wreathed the city's canals and crooked alleys in damp. Even here among the mansions of the Geldstraat, the air hung thick with the smell of fish and bilge water, and smoke from the refineries on the citys outer islands had smeared the night sky in briny hate. The full moon looked less 1ike a jewel than a yellowy blister in need of lancing. Maybe he could compliment Anya's laugh! Except he'd never heard het laugh. He wasn't very good with jokes. Joost glanced at his reflection in one of the glass panels set into the double doors that led from the house to the side gatden. His mother was right. buffonia: six of crows by leigh bardugo

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