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lolzandtrollz: Learn To Read Russian: LEARN RUSSIAN TO READ IN 15 MINUTES By PETER STARR NORTHROA AND RAN ESTRADA 、 ★ ESTE ANALE ABRI COMES FROM THIS CRAZY WRITING BUNCH OF ALPHABETS WHICH STOLE THEIR WRITING STYLES FROM THE GREEKS. THAT MAKES IT A KINDA WACKY AND DISJOINTED COUSIN TO OUR LATIN ALPHABET SO RUSSIAN LOOKS ALMOST KINDA LIKE IT COULD BE READ BY AN ENGLISH SPEAKER BUT THEN ALL THESE STRANGE NEW LETTERS POP IN, SO IT'S THIS ALIEN SYSTEM THAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE FAMILIAR, WHICH IN THE END JUST MAKES IT SEEM ALL THE MORE ALIEN. SOME CONSONANTS LOOK THE SAME BUT MEAN TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. AND THEN RUSSIAN ADDS IN LIKE, FIVE EXTRA VOWELS AND 3 CONSONANTS OR SOMETHING CRAZY BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU CAN'T JUST PICK UP A RUSSIAN BOOK AND START TO READ. HOWEVER, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEVEL UP THROUGH THE DIFFERENT LAYERS OF RUSSIAN AND YOU CAN MAKE IT MAD EASY FOR YOURSELF THERE'S NO WEIRD SOUNDS THAT COMBINE LIKE IN ENGLISH, AND ONLY A FEW LETTERS CHANGE SOUNDS FROM TIME TO TIME. ALL THE LETTERS (EXCEPT ONE) ARE THE SAME UPPER CASE AND LOWER CASE SO YOU ONLY NEED TO LEARN EACH LETTER ONCE. ONCE YOU TEACH YOURSELF THE BASIC RULES, YOU'LL FIND THAT T MIGHT EVEN BE EASIER THAN ENGLISH STUFF THAT'S TOTALLH THE SAME SOME RUSSIAN LETTERS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS ENGLISH LETTERS AND THAT MAKES A GREAT STARTING POINT FOR YOU TOMKAT F THE LETTER YOU'RE LOOKING AT CAN BE FOUND IN THIS OBSOLETE CELEBRITY COUPLE PORTMANTEAU YOU'RE IN LUCK! THEYRE THE SAME AS USUAL HEADS UP THOUGH! UNLIKE IN ENGLISH, RUSSIAN VOWELS MAKE ONE SOUND CONSISTENTLY. SO THE O MAKES A LONG O SOUND, AS IN 'NO' OR 'GO' AND THE 'A' MAKES THE SOUND YOU HEAR IN 'FATHER OR 'HAHA SO THE WORD ABOVE HAS A RUSSIAN ACCENT AND SOUNDS KINDA LIKE TOME COT THEIR SOUNDS, BUT O AND A CAN GO ROGUE DEPENDING ON F THEYRE STRESSED SYLLABLES OR NOT O CAN BE "AH" LIKE FATHER) AND A CAN BE "EH (LIKE PENCIL) SO TOME COT CAN ALSO BE TAHM-KEHT FOR NOW THOUGH, JUST PRACTICE WITH TOME-COT THAT'LL HELP THE MOST LEVEL 2VOWELS IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALTERED VERSION OF A VOWEL YOU RECOGNIZE, OR A BACKWARDS CONSONANT, IT'S A VOWEL YOU CAN BREAK THEM DOWN INTO TWO SIMPLE GROUPS AND SET 2, WHICH ARE JUST THE SOFT VOWELS PLUS A Y SOFT VOWELS: HARD VWELS FATHER BED YO YOU BLL THAT GUY ON THE END THERE IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE INSTEAD OF MAKING A YEE SOUND, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE I IN BILL I COULD KILL BILL FOR MESSING UP THE SYSTEM. WHAT KIND OF LETTER IS MADE OF TWO LETTERS, ANYWAY? THAT JERK. EVE ALTER HOURE VOWELS THERE ARE SIX MORE VOWEL SOUNDS, AND YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ONE MORE LETTER TO BE ABLE TO READ THEM ADDING AFTER A VOWEL IS A LOT LIKE ADDING A Y IN ENGLISH- IT JUST MAKES THE SOUND LONGER. TO PRACTICE, LET'S ADD TO THE CONSONANTS AND VOWELS YOU ALREADY KNOW TATA TAVI TIE TO TO TOM TWEE KEY (BUT STRONGER) lolzandtrollz: Learn To Read Russian

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So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.): This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)
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So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home” and she like “Break is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper ☺️☺️☺️ miss u” <— I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I’m pasting here to prove I ain’t make this Sh!t up 🥶. And I’m like “Jim?” And she like “My father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 😂💀” FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 😩😂😂. Y’all really got the chancla confrused (yes ‘confrused’.) Y’all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 😂. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain’t do! 😂 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 😂. That’s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: “goodbye.” Deada$$. Like “good 👏......bye 😥”. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical ‘bye’. That’s not even a “talk it out”. That’s just one of them “pack a small suitcase and literally dip” like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 😬) and she don’t recognize me and I’m like “mama?” And she like “I am sorry u at the wrong house.” And I’m like “mama I’m your son.” And she like “I HAD a son. He died.” YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home” and she like “Break is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper ☺️☺️☺️ miss u” <— I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I’m pasting here to prove I ain’t make this Sh!t up 🥶. And I’m like “Jim?” And she like “My father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 😂💀” FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 😩😂😂. Y’all really got the chancla confrused (yes ‘confrused’.) Y’all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 😂. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain’t do! 😂 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 😂. That’s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: “goodbye.” Deada$$. Like “good 👏......bye 😥”. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical ‘bye’. That’s not even a “talk it out”. That’s just one of them “pack a small suitcase and literally dip” like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 😬) and she don’t recognize me and I’m like “mama?” And she like “I am sorry u at the wrong house.” And I’m like “mama I’m your son.” And she like “I HAD a son. He died.” YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen...

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Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂
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So as y’all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate 😰. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God 😍. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said “Natural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.” FAM!! 😂 U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! “your lover” ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin 😂. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket 😂. Anyway y’all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 😂 bless up 😍😂😂: Smooches from his fren make him very happy So as y’all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate 😰. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God 😍. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said “Natural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.” FAM!! 😂 U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! “your lover” ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin 😂. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket 😂. Anyway y’all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 😂 bless up 😍😂😂
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A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂: Puppy pulls off a kiss while sliding upside down A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂

A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native i...

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SHOUT TO ALL U GIRLS TRYINA SQUEEZE INTO HOLIDAY DRESSES AND IT FIT TIGHT BECAUSE U BEEN EATING GOOD - “aye smash do I look fat in this?” BISH U LOOK THICKER THAN A SNICKER AND BETTER CHILL “ok but will it look hootchie? 🤔” AFTER AMBER ROSE’s SLVTWALK WE DONT SHAME HOOTCHIE WE EMBRACE HOOTCHIE LET THEM THIGHS AND HIPS SHOW COT DAMMIT THIS AMERICA YEEN GOTTA WEAR A BURQA U CAN LOOK DELICIOUS AT A HOLIDAY PARTY AND FEEL YASELF WEAR 👏 THE 👏 DAMN 👏 DRESS 👏 BLESS UP 😍 [“smash should I at least wear a corset that is being sold by my favorite ‘urban model’ on IG with 300k followers? 🤔” YA DONT NEED NO DAMN CORSET I AM MAD I EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS, THAT IS A RELIC OF VICTORIAN SOCIETY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT IN VICTORIA BTW THEY AINT EVEN BATHE BACC THEN IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME PEOPLE DIED OF POTATO FAMINE AND ISHT WE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE NOW AS HUMANS LET THAT LIL BELLY (I call it a landing pad ☺️) SHOW BLESS UP 😍😂😂] (Slide 2: @henrythecoloradodog . Slide 3: reddit u-fenhuishiqz6): I will sing you the song of my people @DrSmashlove SHOUT TO ALL U GIRLS TRYINA SQUEEZE INTO HOLIDAY DRESSES AND IT FIT TIGHT BECAUSE U BEEN EATING GOOD - “aye smash do I look fat in this?” BISH U LOOK THICKER THAN A SNICKER AND BETTER CHILL “ok but will it look hootchie? 🤔” AFTER AMBER ROSE’s SLVTWALK WE DONT SHAME HOOTCHIE WE EMBRACE HOOTCHIE LET THEM THIGHS AND HIPS SHOW COT DAMMIT THIS AMERICA YEEN GOTTA WEAR A BURQA U CAN LOOK DELICIOUS AT A HOLIDAY PARTY AND FEEL YASELF WEAR 👏 THE 👏 DAMN 👏 DRESS 👏 BLESS UP 😍 [“smash should I at least wear a corset that is being sold by my favorite ‘urban model’ on IG with 300k followers? 🤔” YA DONT NEED NO DAMN CORSET I AM MAD I EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS, THAT IS A RELIC OF VICTORIAN SOCIETY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT IN VICTORIA BTW THEY AINT EVEN BATHE BACC THEN IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME PEOPLE DIED OF POTATO FAMINE AND ISHT WE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE NOW AS HUMANS LET THAT LIL BELLY (I call it a landing pad ☺️) SHOW BLESS UP 😍😂😂] (Slide 2: @henrythecoloradodog . Slide 3: reddit u-fenhuishiqz6)

SHOUT TO ALL U GIRLS TRYINA SQUEEZE INTO HOLIDAY DRESSES AND IT FIT TIGHT BECAUSE U BEEN EATING GOOD - “aye smash do I look fat in this?”...

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KEEP SWIPING FOR MORE VID AND PIC GOODNESS THIS IS A LOVE BOMB, BELOVEDS. NOW LISTEN COT DAMMIT 😂 LEMME TELL U SOMETHING. SOMETIMES INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE LIKE WILL SMITH OR DR PHIL OR YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR JULIE WHO LIVED IN INDIA FOR THREE YEARS DOING YOGA IN LITTLE YOGA HUTS AND CAME BACK WOKE ASF THEY BE SAYING “don’t let your mistakes define you” OK BUT LEMME TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER. IF U KEEP REPEATING THEM MISTAKES...THEY GON DEFINE U. WITH THAT I ASK GOD TO TURN OUR HEARTS AND MAKE US BETTER - ME FIRST. WITH HIS HELP WE CAN GO FROM MEDIOCRE TO MAGNIFICENT BUT WE NEED TO DO IT WITH HUMILITY BC IF WE ARROGANT THEN WE ALREADY LOST. I ASK GOD TO HUMBLE US AND MAKE US THANKFUL AND UPRIGHT. I LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ❤️: She's found the sweet spot @DrSmashlove KEEP SWIPING FOR MORE VID AND PIC GOODNESS THIS IS A LOVE BOMB, BELOVEDS. NOW LISTEN COT DAMMIT 😂 LEMME TELL U SOMETHING. SOMETIMES INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE LIKE WILL SMITH OR DR PHIL OR YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR JULIE WHO LIVED IN INDIA FOR THREE YEARS DOING YOGA IN LITTLE YOGA HUTS AND CAME BACK WOKE ASF THEY BE SAYING “don’t let your mistakes define you” OK BUT LEMME TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER. IF U KEEP REPEATING THEM MISTAKES...THEY GON DEFINE U. WITH THAT I ASK GOD TO TURN OUR HEARTS AND MAKE US BETTER - ME FIRST. WITH HIS HELP WE CAN GO FROM MEDIOCRE TO MAGNIFICENT BUT WE NEED TO DO IT WITH HUMILITY BC IF WE ARROGANT THEN WE ALREADY LOST. I ASK GOD TO HUMBLE US AND MAKE US THANKFUL AND UPRIGHT. I LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ❤️

KEEP SWIPING FOR MORE VID AND PIC GOODNESS THIS IS A LOVE BOMB, BELOVEDS. NOW LISTEN COT DAMMIT 😂 LEMME TELL U SOMETHING. SOMETIMES INSPI...

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