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ineffabells: wicked-universe: gingersrants: nail-bat-lesbian: ariminiria: libertarirynn: edge-has-no-chill: theunvanquishedzims: ironwoman359: jewishdragon: Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was? I like that this implies that Ferb DOES lead a bizarre double life that we the audience don’t know about or see, but since PHINEAS already knows about it it doesn’t get brought up or explained. It’s heavily implied that he goes to Hogwarts or a similar school at the end of the series Want to know another fun fact? Remember that weird kid with the psychic visions from Game of Thrones? Ferb’s voice actor. I knew him as the kid from Nanny McPhee first, then the Maze Runner kid Reading this post was like getting punched in the gut six times in a row THATS ONE OF THE NANNY MCPHEE KIDS?????? yeah and his name is thomas brodie sangster. oh also, Nanny McPhee came out in 2006. He was born in 1990.  He was 16.@gingersrants​ he’s the LOVE ACTUALLY kid you pathetic, uncultured swine. : ineffabells: wicked-universe: gingersrants: nail-bat-lesbian: ariminiria: libertarirynn: edge-has-no-chill: theunvanquishedzims: ironwoman359: jewishdragon: Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was? I like that this implies that Ferb DOES lead a bizarre double life that we the audience don’t know about or see, but since PHINEAS already knows about it it doesn’t get brought up or explained. It’s heavily implied that he goes to Hogwarts or a similar school at the end of the series Want to know another fun fact? Remember that weird kid with the psychic visions from Game of Thrones? Ferb’s voice actor. I knew him as the kid from Nanny McPhee first, then the Maze Runner kid Reading this post was like getting punched in the gut six times in a row THATS ONE OF THE NANNY MCPHEE KIDS?????? yeah and his name is thomas brodie sangster. oh also, Nanny McPhee came out in 2006. He was born in 1990.  He was 16.@gingersrants​ he’s the LOVE ACTUALLY kid you pathetic, uncultured swine.
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callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini : My Chemical Romace ..usually burn... My Chemical Romance are goniuses. I will say it go) on any givan "roality TV show, which again: geniuses! They wrote this catchy song about one would it be and why? not being okay. Can you imagine anything striking a FRANK: GROWING UP GOTTI, cause I'm a quar- deeper chord with the key high-school-aged record- ter Polish and three-quarters mobster. buying demographic? I swear, they must be managed by Steve Forbes or something. I'm not dissin'-I'm SKRATCH: Does anyone in the band have just jealous! Do you realize how many underage an obnoxious girlfriend? What makes her girls these guys must have swarming around their so lame? tour bus?! It boggles the mind. Anyway, I had a really FRANK: What, are you kidding me? You're gonna great e-mail exchange with guitarist Frank Lero. He's get me into trouble with this one. Fine: Mikey's girl- got a great sense of humor and he believes in evolu- friend. Ha ha, l'm callin' you out, Jeanna bait! Yeah, tion-so, as far as l'm concerned, he deserves to live that's right-I went there. a happy, normal life. Judge for yourself, though. SKRATCH: If you had to wear either high SKRATCH: Late at night when you think heels or a bra on a regular basis, which of the Warped Tour, what do you think of? would you pick, and why? FRANK: The lack of showering, rad Porta-Potties, FRANK: Dang. Neither, really. I have bad ankles, and friendship. so the heels are not even a question; and bras just seem like a hassle, SKRATCH: You guys are kinda pale. Are you worried about sunburn on the SKRATCH: Do you believe in evolution? Warped Tour? What will you do to prevent FRANK: Yes, because it happened. Next it? Or are you looking for a little color? FRANK: Um, I don't know It's really not something SKRATCH: If you killed someone, where I'm too concerned about...butI do usually burn, would you hide the body? Do you think especially on my face, and that's never any fun...so you'd get away with it? maybe I should come up with some sort of a plan. FRANK: I would hide the body in a voting booth. Apparently, intelligent people haven't stepped foot in those things for years. SKRATCH:I love the way your music video looks like a film trailer. If they were to ac- tually make the film being "advertised," what would the plot be? What character And that way, if Ashcroft is running for any sort of office, the body can do a little last-minute campaign FRANK: There would be absolutely no plot whatso- ing! Ha ha ha. Oh, man, I'm fucking funny. Is that too ever. It would be lots of close-ups of Gerard, some heady a reference for a Warped Tour guide? Well, more of Mikey, a car would blow up, and it would be take your mind off it by checking out My Chemical Romance all summer long on this year's Warped Tour! And throw my man Frank some sunscreen when you see him. I worry about hirm, you know? would each member of the band play? over. I would audition for the part of Godzilla. SKRATCH: Man, didn't high school suck? FRANK: [Tou hit the] nail on the head, sister. SKRATCH: If you could go (or had to www.skratchmagazine.com By Jeff Penalty /Photo by Derrick Santini playing 6/18-8/1S www.theimmortalityproject.com callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini
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