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        tobeyisprochoice:

informative-feminist:

“If a woman isn’t willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn’t have sex.” 
My god. Men get pleasure and women get death. That’s what this is saying. 
I don’t even know how to react to this. 

: Ej Dickson
 @ejdickson
 Follow
 GOP: abortion is bad
 WOMEN: ok we'll use birth control
 GOP: thats bad too
 WOMEN:
 GOP: I mean if yall could just like die that'd
 be ideal
 9:57 AM-6 Oct 2017
 26,389 Retweets 73,922 Likes
 ge
 uie o @ ο
 444
 26K
 74K
 Steph Evz @StephEvz43 Oct 6
 Replying to @ejdickson
 I keep posting this, but it's from the 1917 trial of Margaret
 Sanger, a birth control activist. Still accurate 100 years later.
 'Why did you go there?"
 "To have her stop the babies."
 attorney cross-examined the same witnesses
 dren have you?"
 that didn't live."9
 In the end, the judge ruled that no woman has "the right to copulate
 with a feeling of security that there will be no resulting conception"
 if a woman isn't willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn't have sex.
 y, February 2, the day after Byrne
 duled for the following Monday
 you are sent to the workhouse?"
 Sanger was found gu
 was pardoned
 "Will
 a re
 t decided.30
 sentenced to thirty days. She refused
 ng to prison. But she didn't go on a hun
 From the Queens County Penitentiary
 Sanger wrote to Byrne, t
 9 33 ti 508 796
 Steph Evz @StephEvz43 Oct 6
 The book is "The Secret History of Wonder Woman" if anyone
 is interested
 10
 13
 101
tobeyisprochoice:

informative-feminist:

“If a woman isn’t willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn’t have sex.” 
My god. Men get pleasure and women get death. That’s what this is saying. 
I don’t even know how to react to this. 


        

            
            

                
                
                    tobeyisprochoice:

informative-feminist:

“If a woman isn’t willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn’t have sex.” 
My god. Men get pleasure and women get death. That’s what this is saying. 
I don’t even know how to react to this. 

: Ej Dickson
 @ejdickson
 Follow
 GOP: abortion is bad
 WOMEN: ok we'll use birth control
 GOP: thats bad too
 WOMEN:
 GOP: I mean if yall could just like die that'd
 be ideal
 9:57 AM-6 Oct 2017
 26,389 Retweets 73,922 Likes
 ge
 uie o @ ο
 444
 26K
 74K
 Steph Evz @StephEvz43 Oct 6
 Replying to @ejdickson
 I keep posting this, but it's from the 1917 trial of Margaret
 Sanger, a birth control activist. Still accurate 100 years later.
 'Why did you go there?"
 "To have her stop the babies."
 attorney cross-examined the same witnesses
 dren have you?"
 that didn't live."9
 In the end, the judge ruled that no woman has "the right to copulate
 with a feeling of security that there will be no resulting conception"
 if a woman isn't willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn't have sex.
 y, February 2, the day after Byrne
 duled for the following Monday
 you are sent to the workhouse?"
 Sanger was found gu
 was pardoned
 "Will
 a re
 t decided.30
 sentenced to thirty days. She refused
 ng to prison. But she didn't go on a hun
 From the Queens County Penitentiary
 Sanger wrote to Byrne, t
 9 33 ti 508 796
 Steph Evz @StephEvz43 Oct 6
 The book is "The Secret History of Wonder Woman" if anyone
 is interested
 10
 13
 101
tobeyisprochoice:

informative-feminist:

“If a woman isn’t willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn’t have sex.” 
My god. Men get pleasure and women get death. That’s what this is saying. 
I don’t even know how to react to this. 


                    
                
            

            
                
                
tobeyisprochoice:

informative-feminist:

“If a woman isn’t willing to die in childbirth, she shouldn’t have sex.” 
My god. Men get pleas...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology: Damn, hope that isn't true
 nickcasey21 20min
 What if every sperm you ejaculate via
 masturbating ends up fusing together
 to face one mega sperm cell, and in the
 afterlife you must fight it to reach your
 ideal heaven?
 Reply +
 920 Points 62 Comments
 SHARE
 the_lawyer_doge What kind of drugs do you...175
 i rape_sheep it sound like a the binding of...32
 coffee drinker Damn, mine will be bigger...
 On Average a guy releases
 400 million (400,000,000) sperms/
 ejaculation
 If a man masturbates every day of his 100
 year life he would masturbate roughly
 311046 times by his death if he starts at 15
 years...
 By his death he would have released
 400 million x 311046 sperms
 1.244184 x 1014 sperms
 The length of the tail of a single sperm is
 50 micrometers with a diameter of
 1 micrometer that tapers down to 0.5
 micrometer at the end
 Dimensions of sperm head are 3.1 x 5.1 x 1
 micrometer.
 Using complex calculations of volume I
 calculated the volume of a single sperm to
 be 38.7 x 104-18 m3
 (of which 59.17 % is the volume of the tail)
 Now, the total volume of all the sperms
 ejaculated in a lifetime is
 V 1.244 x 1014 x 38.7 x 10A-18 m3
 V 48.15 x 104-4 m3
 Assuming that the final form of the
 sperms is same as a single sperm, the
 volume of the tail will be 59.17 % of the
 total.. Hence the volume of the tail of the
 monster sperm is 28.5 x 10A-4 m3
 Or 28.5 x 1014 micrometer3
 As the sperm has grown proportionally
 the ratio of the thickness and length of
 the tail will remain the same...
 Reverse calculating the magnitude of
 enlargement I found that the sperm
 becomes 49920 times it's original
 dimensions to give the monster sperm
 Thus the length of the monster sperm is
 L-49920 x 55.1 micrometers
 Therefore, L
 2570585 micrometer
 Or 2.7506 metres....
 Or 9 feet (in retard units)
 Or 3 yards (more retard units)
 Hans, get ze spermenwerfer!
 Sorry for the long calculations... Here's a
 Spermtato.
So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology
        

            
            

                
                
                    So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology: Damn, hope that isn't true
 nickcasey21 20min
 What if every sperm you ejaculate via
 masturbating ends up fusing together
 to face one mega sperm cell, and in the
 afterlife you must fight it to reach your
 ideal heaven?
 Reply +
 920 Points 62 Comments
 SHARE
 the_lawyer_doge What kind of drugs do you...175
 i rape_sheep it sound like a the binding of...32
 coffee drinker Damn, mine will be bigger...
 On Average a guy releases
 400 million (400,000,000) sperms/
 ejaculation
 If a man masturbates every day of his 100
 year life he would masturbate roughly
 311046 times by his death if he starts at 15
 years...
 By his death he would have released
 400 million x 311046 sperms
 1.244184 x 1014 sperms
 The length of the tail of a single sperm is
 50 micrometers with a diameter of
 1 micrometer that tapers down to 0.5
 micrometer at the end
 Dimensions of sperm head are 3.1 x 5.1 x 1
 micrometer.
 Using complex calculations of volume I
 calculated the volume of a single sperm to
 be 38.7 x 104-18 m3
 (of which 59.17 % is the volume of the tail)
 Now, the total volume of all the sperms
 ejaculated in a lifetime is
 V 1.244 x 1014 x 38.7 x 10A-18 m3
 V 48.15 x 104-4 m3
 Assuming that the final form of the
 sperms is same as a single sperm, the
 volume of the tail will be 59.17 % of the
 total.. Hence the volume of the tail of the
 monster sperm is 28.5 x 10A-4 m3
 Or 28.5 x 1014 micrometer3
 As the sperm has grown proportionally
 the ratio of the thickness and length of
 the tail will remain the same...
 Reverse calculating the magnitude of
 enlargement I found that the sperm
 becomes 49920 times it's original
 dimensions to give the monster sperm
 Thus the length of the monster sperm is
 L-49920 x 55.1 micrometers
 Therefore, L
 2570585 micrometer
 Or 2.7506 metres....
 Or 9 feet (in retard units)
 Or 3 yards (more retard units)
 Hans, get ze spermenwerfer!
 Sorry for the long calculations... Here's a
 Spermtato.
So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm
 print
 Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!
 Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
 Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get
 Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it
 would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership
 Requirements
 We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements
 - Strong public speaking skills
 - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
 - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
 - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn
 opposition
 Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
 Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
 - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
 -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
 - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
 - Natural born citizen of the United States
 - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
 The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
 Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.

 What's In It for You?
 If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.
 Benefits include:
 - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
 - Generous vacation time
 - A new computer
 - Pre-tax transit benefit
 - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds
 Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred)
 About the Company
 Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for
 independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an
 international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our
 nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and
 DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms
 across the United States
 Interested?
 If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com
 post id: 5970647019
 email to friendbest of
 2
merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im
        

            
            

                
                
                    merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im: Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm
 print
 Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!
 Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
 Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get
 Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it
 would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership
 Requirements
 We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements
 - Strong public speaking skills
 - Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
 - Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
 - Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn
 opposition
 Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
 Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
 - Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
 -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
 - Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
 - Natural born citizen of the United States
 - Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
 The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
 Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.

 What's In It for You?
 If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.
 Benefits include:
 - Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
 - Generous vacation time
 - A new computer
 - Pre-tax transit benefit
 - Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds
 Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred)
 About the Company
 Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for
 independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an
 international shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our
 nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and
 DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms
 across the United States
 Interested?
 If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com
 post id: 5970647019
 email to friendbest of
 2
merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im
                    
                
            

            
                
                
merrmaids:
cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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