Ass, Disney, and Dude: WELL, WHO WANTS TO WORK
AT THIS STUPID...
FAKEY LUAU ANYWAY
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS
Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines.
This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.
This is why diversity and representation in media matters.
Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught.
See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation.
Akahai: meaning kindness
Lokahi: meaning unity
Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness
Ha’aha’a: meaning humility
Ahonui: meaning patience
This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should
the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals
similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screamingdeeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry
friendly reminder that lilo stitch is indisputably the best disney film
Blowjob, Candy, and Fucking: hannah
I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
on why I should blow him
00 AT&T LTE
I want a persuasive essay with
a strong thesis statement
written in MLA format on why l
should suck your dick
Due by midnight tonight
I'll fucking do it.
By text or email?
Dr. Hannah Smith
GF STUDIES PO1
December 27 2016
A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
women who partake in oral sex
It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed
Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
sucky fucky amazing?
The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
you as well
Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
should smoke my penis. The end.
This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life