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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class

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Donald Trump, Camera, and Hotel: Recently obtained image from Moscow Ritz-Carlton security camera: Donald Trump coerces two Russian prostitutes to enact sexual fetishes on hotel mattress (Nov. 8, 2013)

Recently obtained image from Moscow Ritz-Carlton security camera: Donald Trump coerces two Russian prostitutes to enact sexual fetishes on h...

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Memes, Ritz Carlton, and Richgang: THE RITZ-CARLTON I BELIEVE IN MY SON. I GOT YOU @yungtyreik DAZ ON MY MOTHER! 🙏🏾 takecareofyachirren richgang ritzcarlton 💯💪🏾

I BELIEVE IN MY SON. I GOT YOU @yungtyreik DAZ ON MY MOTHER! 🙏🏾 takecareofyachirren richgang ritzcarlton 💯💪🏾

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Af, Ass, and Bless Up: In case you're having a rough day DrSmashlove Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Shit feel good for 11 seconds, then u dry again. It's like catfish lotion - just when u think u nice and creamy it's like "nah bish, YOU THOUGHT. Squeeze another lil ass bottle of lotion on u, see if that'll do it ☺️." See, hell nah. If I ran a hotel, everybody get a big ass bar of Dove extra moisturizing soap, and a tub of cocoa butter. Not a bottle, a tub. Crack the seal on dat bish, dip your hand in it, and slather yourself silly. Or for $20 extra, a Filipino maid (who's not ugly but she's not cute either like she's 51 years old and u can see she use to be cute but the stress of having four kids and 11 grandkids done wore on her) will pop up and slather u down with cocoa butter skrate down to betwixt the butt cheeks and then enrobe u in a silk bathrobe so u feel soft, sexy and special AF. And then u just like "Thank you Analyn, that non-sexual lotion rub-down was incredible. I know this service at Chateau du Smash costs 20 bucks but here's 50. Or as y'all say in the Philippines, 'Pippty' ☺️." RITZ CARLTON I'M COMING FOR YALL - KEEP FUCKING AROUND AND NOT MAKING ME FEEL SOFT AND SENSUAL AND IMMA OPEN MY OWN HOTEL CHAIN. I ALREADY NAMED IT. YA CLOCK IS TICKING. FIX DIS SHIT. 😂😂😂 [Editor's Note: A Filipino follower (justifiably) asked if I have something against Filipinos. Let me say this 💯 percent straight up: I love Filipinos with all my heart. I grew up with some Filipinos homies and feel like they blood. I honestly try to keep it light hearted but I could see how it might look like I'm singling them out. Please forgive me! I love all people and I will make sure to portray Filipinos in a more positive light in the future. Bless up! ❤]
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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of <p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>

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Memes, Jewelry, and Ritz Carlton: AA BallerAlert - spotted - ShereeWhitfield at the Melanie D Jewelry launch at the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta (📷 @atlpics)

BallerAlert - spotted - ShereeWhitfield at the Melanie D Jewelry launch at the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta (📷 @atlpics)

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Memes, Shower, and Buzzfeed: Russians Claim To Have Dirt On Trump, Say He Paid Prostitutes To Perform Golden Showers @balleralert Russians Claim To Have Dirt On Trump; Say He Paid Prostitutes To Perform Golden Showers - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, classified documents were presented to PresidentObama and President-elect Trump that claimed Russian operatives had damaging personal and financial information about the future President. The documents were presented in a synopsis that Buzzfeed has allegedly gotten their hands on. Needless to say the tea is boiling hot! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the document, the Russian regime admits to assisting Trump for at least 5 years. They also say that Trump hasn’t always held up his end of the bargain, but it’s cool because they have tapes of him performing “perverted sexual acts” ready for blackmail. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “According to Source D, where s-he had been present, TRUMP’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite at the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs. OBAMA (whom he hated) had stated on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a golden shower (urination) show in front of him. The hotel was known to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Of course a ton of other things were listed, and Buzzfeed says that these allegations are currently “unverified”, but you can read it all HERE .....to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) clickthelink readmore
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