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Being Alone, Ass, and Family: Trevor Moore Follow @itrevormoore Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. 6:48 PM-25 Dec 2018 28,136 Retweets 140,632 Likes· @O.. dynastylnoire: that-catholic-shinobi: celticpyro: greater-than-the-sword: klubbhead: refurbishedchild: klubbhead: mysharona1987: Like, I know he is only eight. But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious.  One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.  The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.   But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.  Kevin was a Sith How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence? GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏 Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again. Broke: Kevin was a sadist Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property Here for all Kevin McAllister theories
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Club, Tumblr, and Blog: laughoutloud-club: Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

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Living, Harry, and Wet: minimizing retources Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

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Funny, Living, and Harry: minimizing retources Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EijD2a

Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EijD2a

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Living, Harry, and Wet: minimizing retources Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

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Memes, Movies, and Avengers: Real IGl@Mouies.Effects 2018 MARV Mouie Rate This Movie Out Of 10. Must follow 👉@Movies.Effects for more updates. Avengers Infinity War.After-Before Vfx avengersinfintywar infinitywar

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Memes, 🤖, and Play: VIBE FROST V S NG I Ca DC. MARV EL UNITE 🌀 VIBE V FROST❄️How do you think this Battle will play out…where CiscoRamon doesn't lose his hands ? 🤔 TheFlashSeason3 ⚡️ TheFlash DCTV

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Memes, 🤖, and Personal: me when see dogs DrSmashlove Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED 😂. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! 😂) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? 🤔 Asking for a friend 🤤 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp 😂😂😂
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