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dynastylnoire: that-catholic-shinobi: celticpyro: greater-than-the-sword: klubbhead: refurbishedchild: klubbhead: mysharona1987: Like, I know he is only eight. But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious.  One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.  The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.   But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.  Kevin was a Sith How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence? GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏 Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again. Broke: Kevin was a sadist Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property Here for all Kevin McAllister theories : Trevor Moore Follow @itrevormoore Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. 6:48 PM-25 Dec 2018 28,136 Retweets 140,632 Likes· @O.. dynastylnoire: that-catholic-shinobi: celticpyro: greater-than-the-sword: klubbhead: refurbishedchild: klubbhead: mysharona1987: Like, I know he is only eight. But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious.  One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.  The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.   But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.  Kevin was a Sith How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence? GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏 Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again. Broke: Kevin was a sadist Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property Here for all Kevin McAllister theories
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I ATE GREASY FOOD AT A GAME LAST NIGHT AND IT KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT I THINK I’M OFFICIALLY A OLD A$$ MAN WITH THAT SAID IMMA BUY A WALKING STICK AND PERHAPS AN OLDSMOBILE PLEASE CALL ME “Marv” FROM NOW ON ALSO SOME HIGH WAISTED KHAKIS WITH A VERY, UNREASONABLY SHARP CREASE AND SOME WHITE NIKE MONARCHS AND MAYBE A BASEBALL CAP THAT SAY A RANDOM VACATION DESTINATION LIKE MAYBE “Peru” WITH A WAVE NEXT TO IT PLS SPEAK SLOWLY AND LOUDLY TO Marv I AM HARD OF HEARING BLESS UP 😢😂😂 [Editor’s Note: it was a full order of tendies and fries and then a humongous burger and fries so i kind of overdid but that’s neither here nor there, college smash would have took that to the chest easy and then woke up and hit the gym with the bro’s EASY - I’m just now recovering and having my pre-gym coffee - I’m mad at myself lmao clean living been making me weak time to go back to eating crap all the time rather than vegetables and lean proteins - I need to build my stomach back up bless up 😍😂😂]: This epic guardy boye I saw in Ireland @DrSmashlove Danger Guard dogs I ATE GREASY FOOD AT A GAME LAST NIGHT AND IT KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT I THINK I’M OFFICIALLY A OLD A$$ MAN WITH THAT SAID IMMA BUY A WALKING STICK AND PERHAPS AN OLDSMOBILE PLEASE CALL ME “Marv” FROM NOW ON ALSO SOME HIGH WAISTED KHAKIS WITH A VERY, UNREASONABLY SHARP CREASE AND SOME WHITE NIKE MONARCHS AND MAYBE A BASEBALL CAP THAT SAY A RANDOM VACATION DESTINATION LIKE MAYBE “Peru” WITH A WAVE NEXT TO IT PLS SPEAK SLOWLY AND LOUDLY TO Marv I AM HARD OF HEARING BLESS UP 😢😂😂 [Editor’s Note: it was a full order of tendies and fries and then a humongous burger and fries so i kind of overdid but that’s neither here nor there, college smash would have took that to the chest easy and then woke up and hit the gym with the bro’s EASY - I’m just now recovering and having my pre-gym coffee - I’m mad at myself lmao clean living been making me weak time to go back to eating crap all the time rather than vegetables and lean proteins - I need to build my stomach back up bless up 😍😂😂]
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Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED 😂. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! 😂) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? 🤔 Asking for a friend 🤤 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp 😂😂😂: me when see dogs DrSmashlove Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED 😂. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! 😂) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? 🤔 Asking for a friend 🤤 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp 😂😂😂
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