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Energy, Memes, and Anxiety: MAGIC MUSHROOMS @TRUTH SOCIETY Did you know psychedlic mushrooms have incredible health benefits? Psilocybin mushrooms have been used in a therapeutic setting to treat a wide variety of ailments and disorders including cluster headaches, OCD, anxiety, depression, and addiction. Archaeological evidence from the Sahara desert🌵 suggests that humans have been using hallucinogenic mushrooms🍄 for 7000 years or more. Mushrooms are represented in prehistoric art across many geographic regions. The spiritual and medicinal use of these sacred fungi🍄 dramatically influenced ancient civilization.🌈 - Even though emerging studies suggest a wide variety of health benefits👍 from consuming psilocybin, the psychedelic mushrooms continue to remain schedule 1.👮‍♂️ Has anyone else noticed that often the substances that are good for our health and expand our minds are against the law?🤔 Hmm I wonder why..🙄 - ❗️Keep in mind that the responsible use of these sacred substances in a therapeutic environment is key to success.💯 Ideally you would take the mushrooms under the guidance of someone experienced with entheogens.❤️ - A growing number of people are also experimenting with consuming a sub-perceptual amount of psylocybin.👀 Microdosing psilocybin can be a powerful method to achieve higher levels of creativity, more energy, increased focus, and improved relational skills.😎

Archaeological evidence from the Sahara desert🌵 suggests that humans have been using hallucinogenic mushrooms🍄 for 7000 years or more. Mushr...

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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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Anaconda, Driving, and Family: Trash Simian @GarbageApe Follow Here's an illustration of the Guardian article "Neoliberalism has conned us into fighting climate change as individuals" in two pieces CliowD-ust 100 companies responsible for 71% f global emissions, study says AR NPR ONPR Study lists 4 high-impact ways to cut CO2 emissions -have fewer kids -go carless -avoid air travel -go vegetarian relatively small number of fossil fuel producers and their investors could hold e key to tackling climate change Want To slow Global Warming? Researchers Look To Family Planning beaced to junit 25 companies Photogapth Daiamany/Cetty agebockphoto silencingthedrums: lavvyan: politicalsci: This! This is why I start cursing like a sailor the minute someone brings up aaaallll the things we the people can do to stop climate change. Spoiler: it’s nothing. Oh, sure, you can recycle your trash, but that doesn’t mean much when it all ends up getting burned anyway because our economy doesn’t have anywhere near the capacity to deal with the sheer mass of trash, and no interest in doing so. Like, “sure, our company could switch to environmentally friendly packaging, but that’d mean we’d have to change things and it might cost us a whole cent more per article and that’s just not viable you know, so sorry.” Or, yes, you can absolutely bike to work instead of driving, but your CO2 emissions are nothing against what big companies blow into the atmosphere every second. Nothing. Or, yes, you can absolutely grow bee-friendly plants in your yard, but that won’t save them. By all means, be environmentally conscious! In fact, I strongly encourage you to be! But let’s be real here, our individual footprints on this planet aren’t what’s killing it. Big Industry is. Same with food/water waste!! It annoys me so much when commercials and gov’t campaigns emphasize individual waste when corporations are doing the OVERWHELMING majority of the wasting.

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Coolio, Doctor, and Fucking: magiclamd: charliemitya: dangerbooze: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient’s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate. how badly…can one person fuck up…. THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!! For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients’ pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the ‘fastest knife on West End’ and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 ½ minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock. On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn’t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING ARMS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man’s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go. He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He’s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman’s corpse in a ‘voyeuristic’ manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.). Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out. this post got a lot better this post is fucking metal. The past is truly a foreign country
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Bluetooth, Books, and Harry Potter: REAL LIFE SPELLFIGHTING Harty Potter Before explaining anything. I would like you to know that I'm NOT an engineer, neither a programmer I'm just a concept designer and a Harry Potter fan, so please excuse me if my idea seems somewhat absurd or not possible to realize at all. THE CONCEPT Harry Potter GO is a Real-Time lusl Spell fighting Mobile Game, that uses an external 'Bluetooth Wand' with the app itself, in order to deliver an energetic magic battle between the two wizards/witches. Players have to use offensive and defensive spells in order to win the combat, waving their wands at each other, while the app network keeps tracks of all the action and Magic Stats of both players. Wands should be sold separately, with different styles available but always including a code to connect itself, via Bluetooth, to the owner's phone. As soon as the app is downloaded, installed and the wand is connected to the device, the user has to choose their Nickname, Wizard Gender, Avatar and Hogwart's House. Afier these small steps, the player is now ready to b another wizard or witch within range THE WAND Prototype #1 -Harrys wand Smartuand Concept attery Gestare Sesor Wasd Chip' Mini USB Bineroerb Spel LED Port In order to produce a spell, the first step is to press the Spell Button and wave the wand (differently for cach spell), releasing the button right after the end of the wave. If the user had enough stamina to produce the desired spell, the light on the tip of his wand will glow to the corresponding color of that spell, indicating it was a success. THE APP Payer Niokmense Soven lack Menu Scree Battle Screen THE BATTLE After both players accepe to fight against each other, the Batle Screen pops up in the app of both phones, waiting for the battle to begin. Players then have to stand in front of each other, one hand holding their smartphones and the other holding their wands, straight up, in the front of their faces. Their lights will then lash three times and the battle finally starts, each player with seven life points and enough stamina for a normal spell. Quick guide to spells Each of che offessive spells availlable requires a different wand wave and some scamina of the player in onder to be produced. There are easy spells (less saminal, normal spells (half stamina) and the strong spells (almost all stamina). The defensive speli aso roquires stamina in onder to be peoduced. The anly way to evade an enemy spel is by conjuring the Pratrge (defensive spell) at the right moment-Eail to do so, and the incoming spell will hit yuu, removing on of your life points Smuina regenerates quickly, contrาใuting to a fast paced and energetic combat just like in the books and mowies of the Wizardring World of Harry Potter. Because of the strmine system, plavers cannot produce many spells in a row; as the wand also roquires few seconds eo cooldown. Therefore, knowing each spell and when to use it, is the key to winning che batle and becoming a better wizard or witch. For examplk, if a player conjures a strong spell against his enemy, he remains vulnerable, because he can only defend hiself when the requisred stamuise regenerates back again this shows thae both ciming and feeling are very important so play the game. GAME STATS Life Points are a important aspect of Harry Potter GO, as the winner of each battle is the one who first get his enemy's Life Points to zero. Each player starts every battle with seven points, that are the app- every time a player fails to block an incoming spell, he takes the hit, instantaneously losing i L Point. Differently than Stamina, Life Pain訂 will not regenerate over time, only reseting on the start of a new match. Stamina Bar Stamina is used to produce spells with the wand, and regenerates constantly when the player is in battle. The Stamina Bar' is invisible and cannot be checked on the app, therefore the wizard or witch must always teel" when it's the right time to use cach spell or to hold on and wait for the best moment attack. If a spell fails because of lacking stamina, the wand tip will glow very shortly in a faded white, and the player will need to wait for the wand to cooldown again in order to use it. Wand Cooldown Every time a spell is produced (or failed because of lacking stamina). the wand enters in a Cooltows Mode where it can only produce the defense spell for a very short period of time (1.5-2 sec). That prevents the player to pretend his wand is like an AK-47 and shoot loads of offensive spells one after the other. The cooldown time is also not indicated on the screen or the wand, so just like the Samind, it requires timing and ng of the overall system of the game. FINAL THOUGHTS Although this is just a silly idea created by a semi-autistic depressed guy that never leaves his bedroom, it would indeed be very fun if the project was real. As a Harry Potter fan, I believe this would be the closest way we could ever get to fight with magic, like the characters of J.K. Rowling. I'm very sorry for the long post and for possible English mistakes I've tried my very best to explain the concept for you guys- here's some Potato Wands This is my concept for Harry Potter GO

This is my concept for Harry Potter GO

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