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Energy, Time, and Com: 19/365 Don't waste your time and energy on someone who doesn't even bother to learn anything about you. TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Energy, Time, and Com: 19/365
Don't waste your time and energy
on someone who doesn't even bother to
learn anything about you.
TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Energy, Time, and Com: 19/365
Don't waste your time and energy
on someone who doesn't even bother to
learn anything about you.
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Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more im tired 😩

Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more
im tired
😩

Funny, Bread, and More: i don't wanna get this bread no more
im tired
😩

😩

America, Funny, and Iphone: Nintendo of America intendoAmerica Ninlendo i hate slow sex boy if you don't knock the Mario coins out this pussy 11:02 PM 1/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 491 Retweets 2,736 Likes Cn Name a freakier console 🤭 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

America, Funny, and Iphone: Nintendo of America
intendoAmerica
Ninlendo
i hate slow sex boy if you don't
knock the Mario coins out this pussy
11:02 PM 1/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
491 Retweets 2,736 Likes
Cn
Name a freakier console 🤭 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

America, Funny, and Iphone: Nintendo of America
intendoAmerica
Ninlendo
i hate slow sex boy if you don't
knock the Mario coins out this pussy
11:02 PM 1/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
491 Retweets 2,736 Likes
Cn
Name a freakier console 🤭 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship with you, no one looks better than you in my eves. I don't care who it is. It's all about you, you & just YOU 😘

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship
with you, no one looks
better than you in my
eves. I don't care who
it is. It's all about you,
you & just YOU
😘

Memes, In a Relationship, and 🤖: If I'm in a relationship
with you, no one looks
better than you in my
eves. I don't care who
it is. It's all about you,
you & just YOU
😘

😘

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and Rough: And I don't even need your love
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
http://iglovequotes.net/

Fucking, Girls, and Instagram: Gavin Atwal @GavinAtwal why are some girls so extra with their instagram captions it's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this So fucking siiiick!!

Fucking, Girls, and Instagram: Gavin Atwal
@GavinAtwal
why are some girls so extra with their
instagram captions
it's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag
Gandhi into this
So fucking siiiick!!

Fucking, Girls, and Instagram: Gavin Atwal
@GavinAtwal
why are some girls so extra with their
instagram captions
it's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag
Gandhi into this
So fucking siiiick!!

Hearts, Http, and Net: Your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck I'm falling for your eyes but they don't know me yet http://iglovequotes.net/

Hearts, Http, and Net: Your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes but they don't know me yet
http://iglovequotes.net/

Hearts, Http, and Net: Your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes but they don't know me yet
http://iglovequotes.net/

Being an Adult, Iphone, and Twitter: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge a year ago lwas on a date and she asked me if I wanted wine and I said'"I don't think they serve wine here" and she deadass says "oh no l brought some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her purse and l think about this a lot 1:56 PM 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 164K Likes I feel like you start young when you first sneak in vodka into the movie theatre and you graduate into being an adult by sneaking in wine on a date.

Being an Adult, Iphone, and Twitter: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago lwas on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said'"I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh no l brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and l think about this a lot
1:56 PM 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
11.1K Retweets 164K Likes
I feel like you start young when you first sneak in vodka into the movie theatre and you graduate into being an adult by sneaking in wine on a date.

Being an Adult, Iphone, and Twitter: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
a year ago lwas on a date and she
asked me if I wanted wine and I said'"I
don't think they serve wine here" and
she deadass says "oh no l brought
some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her
purse and l think about this a lot
1:56 PM 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
11.1K Retweets 164K Likes
I feel like you start young when you first sneak in vodka into the movie theatre and you graduate into being an adult by sneaking in wine on a date.

I feel like you start young when you first sneak in vodka into the movie theatre and you graduate into being an adult by sneaking in wine on...

Memes, Strong, and 🤖: People don't have a strong intuitive sense of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years. Woah

Memes, Strong, and 🤖: People don't have a strong intuitive
sense of how much bigger 1 billion is
than 1 million. 1 million seconds is
about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is
about 31.5 years.
Woah

Memes, Strong, and 🤖: People don't have a strong intuitive
sense of how much bigger 1 billion is
than 1 million. 1 million seconds is
about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is
about 31.5 years.
Woah

Woah

Kids, Toys, and Old: Don't be sad when you see your EX with someone else. Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids

Kids, Toys, and Old: Don't be sad when
you see your EX with
someone else. Learn
to donate your old
toys to poor kids

Kids, Toys, and Old: Don't be sad when
you see your EX with
someone else. Learn
to donate your old
toys to poor kids

Funny, Lay's, and Usa: When the waiter lays down a plate and says, "it's hot, don't touch." [welcome to Temptadion Island ] The premiere of @USA_Network ’s new show @temptationtv was so intense! It airs catch episode 2 on Jan 22nd at 10-9c TemptationIsland AD

Funny, Lay's, and Usa: When the waiter lays down a plate and
says, "it's hot, don't touch."
[welcome to Temptadion Island ]
The premiere of @USA_Network ’s new show @temptationtv was so intense! It airs catch episode 2 on Jan 22nd at 10-9c TemptationIsland AD

Funny, Lay's, and Usa: When the waiter lays down a plate and
says, "it's hot, don't touch."
[welcome to Temptadion Island ]
The premiere of @USA_Network ’s new show @temptationtv was so intense! It airs catch episode 2 on Jan 22nd at 10-9c TemptationIsland AD

The premiere of @USA_Network ’s new show @temptationtv was so intense! It airs catch episode 2 on Jan 22nd at 10-9c TemptationIsland AD

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO I HAD A BALL AT DIANE'S 35+h BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS S0 HARD ERROR 404: CO UME HOT TOUND inks below teesfan: Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO

I HAD A BALL
AT DIANE'S 35+h
BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE
BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS S0 HARD

ERROR 404:
CO
UME HOT TOUND

inks below
teesfan:

Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Anime, Birthday, and Tumblr: LESO

I HAD A BALL
AT DIANE'S 35+h
BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE
BALL I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS S0 HARD

ERROR 404:
CO
UME HOT TOUND

inks below
teesfan:

Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

teesfan: Pawsitively Wholesome || Surprised Anime FaceBoJack Horseman || Error 404

Music, Http, and Net: Don't tellme music can't make a difference, "cause it can http://iglovequotes.net/

Music, Http, and Net: Don't tellme music can't make a difference, "cause it can
http://iglovequotes.net/

Music, Http, and Net: Don't tellme music can't make a difference, "cause it can
http://iglovequotes.net/

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin fatherstn sleepovers when you're small: omg stop laughing and go to sleep you guys!! sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm capable of love i miss bein smol

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin
fatherstn
sleepovers when you're small: omg stop
laughing and go to sleep you guys!!
sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm
capable of love
i miss bein smol

Go to Sleep, Love, and Omg: justin
fatherstn
sleepovers when you're small: omg stop
laughing and go to sleep you guys!!
sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm
capable of love
i miss bein smol

i miss bein smol

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ANYMORE, MY THOUGHTS ARE SO MESSED UP IN MY HEAD THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN
HOW I FEEL ANYMORE,
MY THOUGHTS ARE SO
MESSED UP IN MY HEAD
THAT I DON'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND THEM

Head, How, and Them: I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN
HOW I FEEL ANYMORE,
MY THOUGHTS ARE SO
MESSED UP IN MY HEAD
THAT I DON'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND THEM

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Restaurant, Venus, and Women: Louis Tricarico @Lous_Change I'm fine with the Gillette ad, but if I don't see an ad for Venus razors that shows women yelling at restaurant managers, yelling at retail staff and yelling at their husbands within the next month then l'm going to be pissed Toxic Femininity

Restaurant, Venus, and Women: Louis Tricarico
@Lous_Change
I'm fine with the Gillette ad, but if I
don't see an ad for Venus razors that
shows women yelling at restaurant
managers, yelling at retail staff and
yelling at their husbands within the
next month then l'm going to be
pissed
Toxic Femininity

Restaurant, Venus, and Women: Louis Tricarico
@Lous_Change
I'm fine with the Gillette ad, but if I
don't see an ad for Venus razors that
shows women yelling at restaurant
managers, yelling at retail staff and
yelling at their husbands within the
next month then l'm going to be
pissed
Toxic Femininity

Toxic Femininity

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry? Me: I don't got any money Homie: I asked if you were hungry Tag yo homie lol

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry?
Me: I don't got any money
Homie: I asked if you were hungry
Tag yo homie lol

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry?
Me: I don't got any money
Homie: I asked if you were hungry
Tag yo homie lol

Tag yo homie lol

Tough, Never, and MeIRL: MAYBE I DONT HAVE TO BE SO TOUGH MAYBE I CAN BE VULNERABLE SOMETIMES. NEVER AGAIN OULTURD.COm meirl

Tough, Never, and MeIRL: MAYBE I DONT
HAVE TO BE SO
TOUGH
MAYBE I CAN BE
VULNERABLE
SOMETIMES.
NEVER AGAIN
OULTURD.COm
meirl

Tough, Never, and MeIRL: MAYBE I DONT
HAVE TO BE SO
TOUGH
MAYBE I CAN BE
VULNERABLE
SOMETIMES.
NEVER AGAIN
OULTURD.COm
meirl

meirl

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his
food bc he thinks once it goes in the
microwave it magically becomes human food
0:32
Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his
food bc he thinks once it goes in the
microwave it magically becomes human food
0:32
Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry? Me: I don't got any money Homie: I asked if you were hungry Tag yo homie

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry?
Me: I don't got any money
Homie: I asked if you were hungry
Tag yo homie

Funny, Homie, and Hungry: Homie: You hungry?
Me: I don't got any money
Homie: I asked if you were hungry
Tag yo homie

Tag yo homie

Fail, Study, and Want: I don't want to study but I also don't want to fail 🧐🧐

Fail, Study, and Want: I don't want to study but I also
don't want to fail
🧐🧐

Fail, Study, and Want: I don't want to study but I also
don't want to fail
🧐🧐

Friday, Life, and Memes: - Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life Me: Happy Friday chingons!!

Friday, Life, and Memes: - Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
Me:
Happy Friday chingons!!

Friday, Life, and Memes: - Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
Me:
Happy Friday chingons!!

Happy Friday chingons!!

Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your Head In Confusion braydin paul @braydinpaul Follow After I set my alarm and lock my phone if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock my phone, check the volume, then lock it again just to hear the lock sound or else l'll be scared that my alarm won't go off in the morning. 32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh... "When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed." buzzfeed.com This you or nah? Link in bio.

Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have
You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your
Head In Confusion
braydin paul
@braydinpaul
Follow
After I set my alarm and lock my phone
if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock
my phone, check the volume, then lock
it again just to hear the lock sound or
else l'll be scared that my alarm won't
go off in the morning.
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh...
"When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed."
buzzfeed.com
This you or nah? Link in bio.

Head, Phone, and Weird: BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have
You Nodding In Agreement Or Shaking Your
Head In Confusion
braydin paul
@braydinpaul
Follow
After I set my alarm and lock my phone
if I don't hear the lock sound, I unlock
my phone, check the volume, then lock
it again just to hear the lock sound or
else l'll be scared that my alarm won't
go off in the morning.
32 People's Weird Confessions That'll Have You Nodding In Agreement Or Sh...
"When I'm in the car, I talk to myself as if I'm being interviewed."
buzzfeed.com
This you or nah? Link in bio.

This you or nah? Link in bio.

Dank, Friends, and Sorry: When you send a video to your friends at 3:52 and they respond with the "LMAOO" at 3:53 but the video 3 minutes long I don't watch em, sorry not sorry.

Dank, Friends, and Sorry: When you send a video to your
friends at 3:52 and they respond with
the "LMAOO" at 3:53 but the video 3
minutes long
I don't watch em, sorry not sorry.

Dank, Friends, and Sorry: When you send a video to your
friends at 3:52 and they respond with
the "LMAOO" at 3:53 but the video 3
minutes long
I don't watch em, sorry not sorry.

I don't watch em, sorry not sorry.

Dating, Funny, and Wine: John Darby @mrjohndarby waiter: wine? date: I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink pal Dating a bro >

Dating, Funny, and Wine: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal
Dating a bro >

Dating, Funny, and Wine: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
waiter: wine?
date: I don't drink
waiter: water?
me: she said she doesn't drink pal
Dating a bro >

Dating a bro >

Break, Once, and War: I don't like the memories because the tears come easily and once again I break my promise to myself for this day. It's a constant battle. A war between remembering and forgetting.

Break, Once, and War: I don't like
the memories
because the tears
come easily
and once again I break
my promise
to myself for this day.
It's a constant battle.
A war between
remembering and forgetting.

Break, Once, and War: I don't like
the memories
because the tears
come easily
and once again I break
my promise
to myself for this day.
It's a constant battle.
A war between
remembering and forgetting.

Spanish, What Is, and Classical Art: When you're in Spanish class and you don't have a single clue about what is going on hola Hola

Spanish, What Is, and Classical Art: When you're in Spanish class and you don't
have a single clue about what is going on
hola
Hola

Spanish, What Is, and Classical Art: When you're in Spanish class and you don't
have a single clue about what is going on
hola
Hola

Hola

Dank, Bible, and Heart: LAD BIBLE 'My dog has ear medicine and her brother thinks he needs it too.. We don't have the heart to tell him it’s pretend' 😭🐶 Sniffr Media

Dank, Bible, and Heart: LAD
BIBLE
'My dog has ear medicine and her brother thinks he needs it too.. We don't have the heart to tell him it’s pretend' 😭🐶

Sniffr Media

Dank, Bible, and Heart: LAD
BIBLE
'My dog has ear medicine and her brother thinks he needs it too.. We don't have the heart to tell him it’s pretend' 😭🐶

Sniffr Media

Fucking, Latinos, and Memes: Do you know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work. Ehhh 🙄🙄🙄😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Fucking, Latinos, and Memes: Do you know why birds sing in the
mornings?
Because they don't have to go to
fucking work.
Ehhh 🙄🙄🙄😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Fucking, Latinos, and Memes: Do you know why birds sing in the
mornings?
Because they don't have to go to
fucking work.
Ehhh 🙄🙄🙄😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe

Act, Deep, and Down: I act like I don't care, but deep down I swear it kills me.

Act, Deep, and Down: I act like I don't
care, but deep
down I swear it
kills me.

Act, Deep, and Down: I act like I don't
care, but deep
down I swear it
kills me.

Candy, Relatable, and Mermaid: @lil _mermaid i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size naming from "king size" to "sharing size". i don't share candy. im the king sharing is not caring when it comes to my candy.

Candy, Relatable, and Mermaid: @lil _mermaid
i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size
naming from "king size" to "sharing size". i
don't share candy. im the king
sharing is not caring when it comes to my candy.

Candy, Relatable, and Mermaid: @lil _mermaid
i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size
naming from "king size" to "sharing size". i
don't share candy. im the king
sharing is not caring when it comes to my candy.

sharing is not caring when it comes to my candy.

Mean, Back, and Carrie: Carrie Wittmer e @carriesnotscary LOW RISE JEANS ARE NOT COMING BACK IF WE DO NOT LET THEM PLEASE JOIN THE HIGH WAIST ALLIANCE WITH ME EVEN IF YOU ARE A MAN AND DONT KNOW WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN. Thank u

Mean, Back, and Carrie: Carrie Wittmer e
@carriesnotscary
LOW RISE JEANS ARE NOT COMING
BACK IF WE DO NOT LET THEM
PLEASE JOIN THE HIGH WAIST
ALLIANCE WITH ME EVEN IF YOU ARE
A MAN AND DONT KNOW WHAT
THESE WORDS MEAN. Thank u

Mean, Back, and Carrie: Carrie Wittmer e
@carriesnotscary
LOW RISE JEANS ARE NOT COMING
BACK IF WE DO NOT LET THEM
PLEASE JOIN THE HIGH WAIST
ALLIANCE WITH ME EVEN IF YOU ARE
A MAN AND DONT KNOW WHAT
THESE WORDS MEAN. Thank u

Fresh, Shit, and Tumblr: 2015 depressed as shit, fresh outta hospital for suicide attempt & no eyebrows vs 2017 first poetry book published:) don't give up y'all awesomacious: Don’t give up!!

Fresh, Shit, and Tumblr: 2015 depressed as shit, fresh outta
hospital for suicide attempt & no
eyebrows vs 2017 first poetry book
published:) don't give up y'all
awesomacious:

Don’t give up!!

Fresh, Shit, and Tumblr: 2015 depressed as shit, fresh outta
hospital for suicide attempt & no
eyebrows vs 2017 first poetry book
published:) don't give up y'all
awesomacious:

Don’t give up!!

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON: HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON
CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON:
HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO
During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON
CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON:
HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO
During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Define, Judge, and Knowing: When you judge me without knowing me, you don't define me, you define yourself.

Define, Judge, and Knowing: When you judge me without
knowing me, you don't define
me, you define yourself.

Define, Judge, and Knowing: When you judge me without
knowing me, you don't define
me, you define yourself.

Who, For, and Stop: stop trying so hard for people who don't care

Who, For, and Stop: stop trying so hard for people who don't care

Who, For, and Stop: stop trying so hard for people who don't care

Beautiful, Friday, and Memes: Jo @jodeefarris guys' fridges look like this and they don't see an issue Big Tex @EvHolliday Ah, the essentials. Such a beautiful thing. Happy Friday!

Beautiful, Friday, and Memes: Jo
@jodeefarris
guys' fridges look like this and they don't
see an issue
Big Tex
@EvHolliday
Ah, the essentials.
Such a beautiful thing. Happy Friday!

Beautiful, Friday, and Memes: Jo
@jodeefarris
guys' fridges look like this and they don't
see an issue
Big Tex
@EvHolliday
Ah, the essentials.
Such a beautiful thing. Happy Friday!

Such a beautiful thing. Happy Friday!

Love, Http, and World: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know, maybe you just need one person. http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and World: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you
know, maybe you just need one person.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Http, and World: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you
know, maybe you just need one person.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, Energy, and Work: mary chrystler @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't kn o w "What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

Dank, Energy, and Work: mary chrystler
@maryjennaa
i hate when people ask me "what did
you do today?" like buddy listen l
woke up at noon and then it was five
pm okay I don't kn o w
"What are your plans for the weekend?"
Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

Dank, Energy, and Work: mary chrystler
@maryjennaa
i hate when people ask me "what did
you do today?" like buddy listen l
woke up at noon and then it was five
pm okay I don't kn o w
"What are your plans for the weekend?"
Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

"What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

Believe, You, and Like: LIKE SoKEP SCROLLING IF YOU BELIEVE IF YOU DON'T https://t.co/u3Auk2TRKc

Believe, You, and Like: LIKE SoKEP
SCROLLING
IF YOU BELIEVE IF YOU DON'T
https://t.co/u3Auk2TRKc

Believe, You, and Like: LIKE SoKEP
SCROLLING
IF YOU BELIEVE IF YOU DON'T
https://t.co/u3Auk2TRKc

https://t.co/u3Auk2TRKc

Http, Net, and Now: we used to talk everyday, now it's like we don't even know each other http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and Now: we used to talk everyday, now it's
like we don't even know each
other
http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and Now: we used to talk everyday, now it's
like we don't even know each
other
http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Funny, Lmao, and Parents: Your parents 5 mins after they call you and you dont come out of your room Lmao soo accurate 😂💀

Funny, Lmao, and Parents: Your parents 5 mins after they call you and
you dont come out of your room
Lmao soo accurate 😂💀

Funny, Lmao, and Parents: Your parents 5 mins after they call you and
you dont come out of your room
Lmao soo accurate 😂💀

Dogs, Tumblr, and Blog: SAFELY ENDANGERED We T00 HEY, HERE'S YOUR BALL BACK! OH NO DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET IT HUMANS ARE so CLUmSY awesomacious: What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

Dogs, Tumblr, and Blog: SAFELY ENDANGERED
We
T00
HEY, HERE'S
YOUR BALL
BACK!
OH
NO
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET IT
HUMANS ARE
so CLUmSY
awesomacious:

What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

Dogs, Tumblr, and Blog: SAFELY ENDANGERED
We
T00
HEY, HERE'S
YOUR BALL
BACK!
OH
NO
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET IT
HUMANS ARE
so CLUmSY
awesomacious:

What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

awesomacious: What have we done to deserve dogs :’-)

Cute, Traffic, and Girl: My brother went to go pick up his girl from the airport but his tire popped,it was raining, he changed the tire by himself, stuck in traffic & still managed to go pick her up in TJ this is why l keep my standards high I dont settle for less because of what he's taught me On my way! Babygirl this is so cute

Cute, Traffic, and Girl: My brother went to go pick
up his girl from the airport but
his tire popped,it was raining,
he changed the tire by himself,
stuck in traffic & still managed
to go pick her up in TJ this is
why l keep my standards high
I dont settle for less because
of what he's taught me
On my way!
Babygirl
this is so cute

Cute, Traffic, and Girl: My brother went to go pick
up his girl from the airport but
his tire popped,it was raining,
he changed the tire by himself,
stuck in traffic & still managed
to go pick her up in TJ this is
why l keep my standards high
I dont settle for less because
of what he's taught me
On my way!
Babygirl
this is so cute

Sex, Taxi, and Driver: HD 0:24 I Ride in a Taxi and Don't Have Sex With the Driver 44.9K Views 98% VERIFIED Me🚕irl

Sex, Taxi, and Driver: HD 0:24
I Ride in a Taxi and Don't Have Sex With
the Driver
44.9K Views 98% VERIFIED
Me🚕irl

Sex, Taxi, and Driver: HD 0:24
I Ride in a Taxi and Don't Have Sex With
the Driver
44.9K Views 98% VERIFIED
Me🚕irl

Me🚕irl

Lose, People, and Losing: Don't be afraid to lose people. Be afraid of losing yourself.

Lose, People, and Losing: Don't be afraid to lose people.
Be afraid of losing yourself.

Lose, People, and Losing: Don't be afraid to lose people.
Be afraid of losing yourself.

Energy, Food, and Lay's: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny I love how people make fun of me because l've never smoked weed before and I have no desire to. Sorry that I don't want to be some low-energy stoner who's always sleepy and lays on the couch eating food when meth lasts 10x longer and I actually have productive days Choose your poison wisely

Energy, Food, and Lay's: Zach Svobodny
@ZachSvobodny
I love how people make fun of me
because l've never smoked weed
before and I have no desire to.
Sorry that I don't want to be some
low-energy stoner who's always
sleepy and lays on the couch
eating food when meth lasts
10x longer and I actually have
productive days
Choose your poison wisely

Energy, Food, and Lay's: Zach Svobodny
@ZachSvobodny
I love how people make fun of me
because l've never smoked weed
before and I have no desire to.
Sorry that I don't want to be some
low-energy stoner who's always
sleepy and lays on the couch
eating food when meth lasts
10x longer and I actually have
productive days
Choose your poison wisely

Choose your poison wisely

Funny, Who, and Drivers License: I dont know who needs to hear this but: GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE!!! Tag this person that needs a license

Funny, Who, and Drivers License: I dont know who needs to hear this
but:
GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!
Tag this person that needs a license

Funny, Who, and Drivers License: I dont know who needs to hear this
but:
GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!
Tag this person that needs a license

Tag this person that needs a license

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