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Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to thee ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over sim shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean feniczoroark: larjmarge: itsperegrine: the-mighty-birdy: carolina-viking: th3laugh1ngt0mat0: carolina-viking: Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts gondorcallsforaid.rar I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face If I have to read this, so do you. This is funnier than it should be Omfg
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Apple, Fresh, and Frozen: Hom fo mahe a smoothie Behold, the smoothie. A meal in a glass. And not just any meal. A fast one too. And done right, packed with vitamins, minerals, antioxidants healthy fats and so much more. Not only nutritious, but super delicious. Replace a meal such as breakfast or use it as a supplement or Stay healthy, lose weight, gain weight. Adapt it anyway you There's so much more to smoothies than fruit, yogurt and Here's how to make a smoothie- awesomel 1 ADD FRUIT Choose at least 2 types of fruit- fresh or frozen. And for a super healthy smoothie - make it green, adding vegetables such as kale, spinach & arugula Barana BerriesPearl apple WatermelonPeach SpinachKale ugulaBoet greens Dandeion greens 2 CHOOSE A BASE Add 1 2 Cups of liquid. The more juice your chosen fr have, the less liquid you need to add Fruit juiceIced coffee ced green tea Wator ricel almond soy mik water/ mik 3 THICKEN UP Thicken your smoothie to get the right consistencyl creaminess whilst making it more nutritious Nut buter Yogurt/k e cream (e.g peanut) cottage cheese frozen yogurt cubes CoounutChiasood Oata meat poylium busksbeans 4 FLAVOR IT Boost flavor with sweeteners, spices, fruits and herbs. Spices such as cinnamon add a layer of sweetness, without adding extra calories Honay Figs Dates Vanilal almond extract Nutmeg (eg minu basi) 5 POWER BOOST Take your smoothie to the next level with highly nutritive superfoods Protein powder Fish ol Goj berries Sprouts Ground flaxsends VitaminSpirulnal powderwhealgrass aair green powderpowder you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Behold, The Smoothie

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Children, Girls, and Jail: PLOT @BingPlot Follow #BelieveBlackGirlsBCSD FOUR 12-YEAR-OLD BLACK STUDENTS STRIP-SEARCHED BY BINGHAMTON CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT FACULTY: EAST MIDDLE SCHOOL, JANUARY 15TH, 2019 STUDENT A: Made to remove shirt pants, and 2nd layer of leogings. Searched in bra and underwear. STUDENT B: Made to remove shirt and outer pants. Searched in legoins and bra. STUDENT C: STUDENT D: Searched In clothing. Recelved In-School Suspension for refusing to remove shirt and pants. Made to remove shirt. Searched in bra and pants. "A student may, under current law and policy, be searched in a school building by an administrator [...]. Thése searches involve an administrator requesting a Student to empty their pockets, remove their shoes and/or remove their jackets." - Statement from BCSD, 1/23/19 11:57 AM - 24 Jan 2019 15,815 Retweets 25,336 Likes jaVe. @javeauriel Follow Student D received in-school suspension for not agreeing to remove her shirt and pants. Now think about what that teaches girls about saying "no". PLO @BingPlot #BelieveBlackGirlsBCSD Show this thread 8:36 AM-26 Jan 2019 diekingdomcome: witches-ofcolor: littlelamblillianna: gahdamnpunk: This is truly horrifying These poor girls. If I EVER find out they try to do this to my baby girl there will be HELL to pay. 12 year old girls???? Wtf???? This is disgusting What the actual fuck. Ain’t no damn school policy requires kids of any sex or age to remove pieces of their clothing, shoes and jackets I understand but pieces of actual clothing nah I refuse to believe they made that a policy. Everyone involved needs jail time and needs to be removed from children even their own. Would’ve had to call the police on them right there
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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class piranhapunk: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag? why are you NOT eating flour straight from the bag????
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Clock, Energy, and Family: hammerpower100: This is a Black Sun Orgonite pyramid. This pyramid uses the golden ratio shape, which is mathematically accurate of the geometry that nature uses to make its many living creatures. Brass is used in this pyramid because it moves life force energy easier than other metals, such as aluminum. Another metal used in this pyramid is black iron oxide, the black part visible in the bottom. This metal helps pull and attract life force energy into the pyramid. The last two components of this pyramid are the Blue Mica powder between the brass and black iron oxide layer and the Amethyst tip of the pyramid. The Blue Mica powder is mainly used to give it a nice blue sparkly effect. It is the only component in the orgonite piece used for only a visual effect. The Amethyst is used on the point to radiate sacral orgonite energy on the top of the piece, making it very powerful, since this stone is usually used for psychic development. Benefits of Orgone Generators: Feeling better, both physically and spiritually - As energy blockages are healed and the energy around you starts to flow unobstructed, life feels more joyful and harmonious. Relationships improve -  Many people have gifted their homes or workplaces with orgone generators, and they find that their relationships with family and co-workers improve. Vivid dreams - This is an effect that many people, including orgone skeptics, have experienced. Better sleep - Some people may have trouble sleeping if they have orgone generators in the room, as it might take some time to get used to the energized environment. In the long run, it promotes good sleep, and many have reported that they have been cured of chronic insomnia with the help of orgone generators. If you do find that orgone makes it difficult for you to sleep in the beginning, keep it out of the bedroom until you are used to the energy. Spiritual growth - This goes hand in hand with cleaner energy. An orgonised house can be a permanent spiritual retreat because it provides protection from EMFs. This is one of the main orgone benefits. Orgone generators may not reduce EMF per se but instead protect your body from the harmful effects. Many people have felt instant relief from a simple pendant. If you are very sensitive to electromagnetic radiation, you may need to place more pieces of orgone around EMF-emitting devices (your fridge, computer, tv, clock radio, etc). Accelerated plant growth - This orgone benefit is easily viewed when tested. Orgone purifies the atmosphere, hence the popular practice of gifting orgone to areas affected by EMF pollution
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Doge, Donald Trump, and Drake: HOLY MEME BIBLE new testamen ITS HERE n for a surp rise MEME TRIVIA What is Iridocyclitis? A. An inflammation the f the middle layer of the eye C. The death of Vine e word "Meme" was coined by the evolutionary kins, in his 1976 book, "The Selfish Gene biologist, Richare 10.Lebron created by Matt Furie, was a nnounced ficially dead in 2017: .Dat Boi B. Pepe C. Rage Comics D. Har D. Lebron JAmes s locked in a basement. 3. This popular pop singer has a twin that i #Freepoot A.Donald Trump B. Demi Lavato C. Jason Wong D. Selena Gomez t will happen if Young Metro doesn't trust you? will be taken out to a nice dinner 1. Wha C. I'm gon' shoot you 12. The Ribofilavin is the powerhouse of the cell.TIF 4. What kind of doge is doge? Which legendary and iconic figure was taken away from us too B. Pug C. A good dog D. Chuuauauaua 13. soon in May of 2017 B. Harry Styles C. The Roomba Robot D. Harambe 5. All your base are belong to who? Us B. Them C. Your sense of entitlement A. Pancakes B. Jengar C. Jenkins D. Jenga 14. The Philos oraptor meme was originally a T-Shirt design 7. U want som? A. Fuk B. Love, attention, and C. Pho 15. Who are the two Jonas Brothers? A.Nick and Joe B.Nicolas and Jeff C.Katherine the Great and Channing Tatum D.Drake and Josh reassurance nald Trump JAKE ACTUALLY GOT ME A MEME BIBLE ally om an AP biology textbook on dissect- ing high-or-loww: traveltoofast: high-or-loww: I kept hinting at my boyfriend that I wanted a meme bible and he surprised me with it today what is this i want 10 of them (the book not jake) it’s a meme coloring book on this year’s memes and he got it here
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Dude, Friends, and Friendzone: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 the-cimmerians: chaoticproximity: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit This gets better every time. REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE
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America, Anaconda, and Bad: KEEP REFRIGERATED SELL BY 1% LOWFAT MILK 3-308 Marva Maid re armer Owne 100 LOWFATMILK 1% MILKFAT HALF PINT (236 ml fangirltothefullest: feliciakainzandtorishai: thenamelessnarrator: face-puncher: dredsina: doctorwhothefuckisthis: gutsygumshoe: hakuryuusquad: some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level I broke my pbj sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces. our hot dogs in elementary school were green Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am. We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings. Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it. ATTENTION PEOPLE:  IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.  My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it.  So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU. 
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Dude, Friends, and Friendzone: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking wh*re.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
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Dude, Friends, and Friendzone: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit
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Africa, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: Eamon 10 hours ago near New Paltz What if the US spent their entire defense budget on 99 cent donuts Joseph with Thor an Unlike Comment Unfollow Post Share Hide from Timeline You, Eric Jesse Robin and 6 others like this Michael The donut market would collapse. There would be donuts everywhere, and the warehouses and stores would run dry. Our police officers would become 85% more efficient 9 hours ago Like 2 Joseph no michael, you don't understand. The US Defense Budget in 2011 as 664.84 billion dollars. That's enough (counting saving money from a dozen donuts only being 7 dollars) to buy approximately 1,140,000,000,000 donuts. That's One Trillion donuts According to my research, a donut is the size of a hockey puck. A hockey puck is one inch thick and 3 inches in diameter. That's around 2,555 square miles (while that doesn't sound big, it's actually around 124,000 football fields, coated in a solid layer of donuts). This is around the size of Delaware, or New York City 5 times over. If you stacked them on top of each other, you could make a spire of donuts that stretches 17,992,424 miles into the sky. The moon is 233,014 miles from Earth. That could almost reach Venus, when it's at its closet ever to Earth But I'm not done. The volume of a donut is around 7 cubic inches (note I'm assuming these are boston creme donuts, the best kind, so that there's no hole to calculate around). The total volume of all of these donuts is 7,980,000,000,000 ci, or a solid wall (3 feet thick, 16 feet tall) 1,154,514,000 inches long, or 18,221 miles. that's almost enough to wrap around the Earth All of these donuts weighs 6,270,000,000,000 ounces, or 48,984,375,000 gallons. That is half of all the oil still remaining in the gulf after the deepwater spill. That's enough to fill around a million swimming pools. You could have a cube 150 ft long on each side, and with donuts still left over. Each donut has 240 Calories. That's enough to feed 1,666,000,000 people for three months solid, or more than the entire population of africa. Those calories can be converted into 4,121,236,800,000 kilowatt hours. This is enough to power 100,000,000 lightbulbs running for 10 hours, or keep 100 houses running for 2,000 years. It would produce the power equal to 273,610 tons of TNT, or 200 Hiroshimas. This would be an explosion that would completely wipe out 100 square miles, with a total explosion range of 400 miles. This is enough to turn NYC into dust. 24 minutes ago . Like rite a comment. me irl

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