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<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/160236553920/aubscares-stonedcalvin-i-have-no-words-at-this" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/159008191129/stonedcalvin-i-have-no-words-at-this-point-wut" class="tumblr_blog">aubscares</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://stonedcalvin.tumblr.com/post/157545000843/i-have-no-words-at-this-point" class="tumblr_blog">stonedcalvin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I have no words at this point</p></blockquote> <p>wut</p> </blockquote> <p>Can you imagine that 911 call? </p><p><b>Dumb kid:</b> “My wings are broken!”<br/><b>911: </b>“Your what?”<br/><b>Dumb kid:</b> “My wings!”<br/><b>911:</b> “Did you hit your head?”<br/><b>Dumb kid:</b> “No, my wings!”<br/><b>911:</b> “Ok, I’m going to need you to stay where you are…“<br/><b>Dispatcher:</b> “Officer, I’ve got another 5150, this kid thinks they’ve got fuckin’ wings so you’re probably gonna need a straitjacket.”</p></blockquote>: oh my god oh my god ohm ygod my sister just pushed me down the fucking stairs and i felt my astral wings break there fucking broken and i begged my dad to call 911 drive me to the hospital but he fucking won't do oh my god i'm shaking my wings are broken hes such a shitlord i'm gonna barf #otherkin #angelkin #1 gotta call the ambulence #my fucking wings are broken <p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/160236553920/aubscares-stonedcalvin-i-have-no-words-at-this" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/159008191129/stonedcalvin-i-have-no-words-at-this-point-wut" class="tumblr_blog">aubscares</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://stonedcalvin.tumblr.com/post/157545000843/i-have-no-words-at-this-point" class="tumblr_blog">stonedcalvin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I have no words at this point</p></blockquote> <p>wut</p> </blockquote> <p>Can you imagine that 911 call? </p><p><b>Dumb kid:</b> “My wings are broken!”<br/><b>911: </b>“Your what?”<br/><b>Dumb kid:</b> “My wings!”<br/><b>911:</b> “Did you hit your head?”<br/><b>Dumb kid:</b> “No, my wings!”<br/><b>911:</b> “Ok, I’m going to need you to stay where you are…“<br/><b>Dispatcher:</b> “Officer, I’ve got another 5150, this kid thinks they’ve got fuckin’ wings so you’re probably gonna need a straitjacket.”</p></blockquote>
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