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lifeofbriacomix: I always have a hard time knowing what to say on TDOR. So I think I’ll mostly leave it to this piece from my graphic novel, First Year Out.Trans people are the strongest, most resilient, most beautiful people in existence. We are the flowers growing out of the cracks in the pavement. You can step on us, but we’ll never stop blooming.: Kara and I drove out to Stanley Park with a bottle of wine, and sat on the beachΒ» drinking and talking until 2:00 in the moming. I had no idea how much it Could mean to meet someone who had been through this whole proCesS.. I Just don t understand these People Who tolk about how much they love being trons. I hate it! It's the worst part of my lifel Thinking about it is just so painful! All the years I missed out on. All the things Im never going to get to do. I mean. I'll never get to have Children! I remember feeling the Same woy But look at this flower here poking its Way out through the pavement. Just to bloom they 【 But despite all that, here it is. Blooming flowers have ahave to force their really rough time way out through in life Concrete. Just as beautiful as any other flower. O IL More beautiful, even. A っ I mean, how omazing is it that It con still be a very painful life. againSt all odds this little fowerEspecially for the flowers that get was still able break through into tomped down by the world. But thot the world and live its life?doen't take away from their beauty. I guess thot's how I feel abour being trans. I think it's amazing that in this vast universe that at every tum tries to Suppress our existence. we Somehow find who We are and beCome our true Selves. I think that's the most beautiful thing in the world. Kara had eXperienced And made it out the other Side with a sm ile on her everythingI had, and worSe... face. And hope for the A lifetime of future. SuCCe55... X It just let me feel for the first time like moybe, just maybe. Everything was going to be OK after all.. lifeofbriacomix: I always have a hard time knowing what to say on TDOR. So I think I’ll mostly leave it to this piece from my graphic novel, First Year Out.Trans people are the strongest, most resilient, most beautiful people in existence. We are the flowers growing out of the cracks in the pavement. You can step on us, but we’ll never stop blooming.
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We can all stand behind this dude’s angry burrito rant: CT Dear Guy Who Just Made On Earth, we use the word "burrito" to de- scribe a tortilla filled with things you eat Pretty simple stuff, and I'm surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been re- of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Be- cause that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers length- wise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of geting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. When you eat a burrito, you don't stand it up and bite down on it lengthnwise bke a fucking Rancor. Humans can't usually dis- ocate their jaws, and I'm not a facking pelican. But you must think that's how it's done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crap- strosity and have it taste like a burrito And guess what else, player? You probably can't guess aroything, because I'm pretty sure you're just a mop with a bat on it that tilla, but just in case, here's what: Humans also dont eat burritos like fuck ing corn on the cob. Lake a fucking type writer from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish 1 had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SEC My experience was more like HEY BEANS ITS JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND ME FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL CAN NEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS NEXT I HOPE ITS NOT ANOTHER FUCK You built this thing like a fucking pack of And don't even fucking think Im abour to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense go degrees.I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS I AM NOT, GOING TO DO FUCKING TOR- TILIA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITHA BURRITO THATS BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEFDING YOUR INEPTI Whar's that?I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? DONT WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING AND I DONT WANT A PILE OF BURRITO You're the worst thing that has ever hap- pened to the universe, you owe everyone bomination, and I hope your babies look Did you lake this post? Imade something dse I DIDNT ORDER THE FUCKING COBBUR BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY That's like buying a car and hand you a fucking wrench with the keys FUCKER'S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They're called A fork. My god. I haven't cried since I was We can all stand behind this dude’s angry burrito rant
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Get ready . . . Superman will be appearing this weekend at ComiCon in the new Justice League trailer. Is it what I want? NO! Here's my idea for the PERFECT tease of Superman coming back: . . What I myself want is the trailer to kind of end with the team being surrounded and ending with some climatic music and worried looks on their faces like they're surrounded and overwhelmed. Then the camera is in front of a person, the camera moving backwards. The person walking towards you with an umbrella. She lifts her head up and it's Lois. When she looks up her expression of sadness turns from sadness to shock. Then the camera is behind her and zooms out and moves up to reveal a huge hole in the ground where Clark's body WAS. Now THAT is how I want them to tease Superman coming back. DO NOT SHOW ME SUPERMAN! . . . batman superman wonderwoman aquaman justiceleague darkseid theflash flash reverseflash blackflash greenarrow arrow greenlantern supergirl dccomics dceu dctv dcrebirth: 1998 Youtre theenswe You re the answer to e we alone in the cniverse? 2 IT o The truh abour you is beautitul. We saw that the moment We e lai e saw that fhe mo u. We knew that one day the whole won ld w 2017 THE UNANNY thump thump. . thump thump Get ready . . . Superman will be appearing this weekend at ComiCon in the new Justice League trailer. Is it what I want? NO! Here's my idea for the PERFECT tease of Superman coming back: . . What I myself want is the trailer to kind of end with the team being surrounded and ending with some climatic music and worried looks on their faces like they're surrounded and overwhelmed. Then the camera is in front of a person, the camera moving backwards. The person walking towards you with an umbrella. She lifts her head up and it's Lois. When she looks up her expression of sadness turns from sadness to shock. Then the camera is behind her and zooms out and moves up to reveal a huge hole in the ground where Clark's body WAS. Now THAT is how I want them to tease Superman coming back. DO NOT SHOW ME SUPERMAN! . . . batman superman wonderwoman aquaman justiceleague darkseid theflash flash reverseflash blackflash greenarrow arrow greenlantern supergirl dccomics dceu dctv dcrebirth

Get ready . . . Superman will be appearing this weekend at ComiCon in the new Justice League trailer. Is it what I want? NO! Here's my id...

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