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Apparently, Chill, and Food: 5/2/2018 There I was, enjoying a night filled with libations, good conversation, and merriment when it all came grinding to a halt thanks to a "wolf in waitress' clothing." Being a poor student, yet feeling magnanimous, I decided to pay for my table's drinks. I sacrificed a small animal, and lo and behold a demon appeared. With fiery red hair, and a scowl to match, she told me she'd be happy to fetch the bill. She said her name was Melissa--l assume this was her human" name, since revealing her true form would surely destroy the entire establishment. I paid the bill with my debit card and fearing that my funds were running low, I left a 10 percent tip on the bill (just drinks mind you). Before l could leave the rest of the tip in cash, the check was snatched by her talons, and in a blaze she was gone Moments later, I felt the icy touch of death on my back, with the words "was there something wrong with the service?" spoken through forked tongue, sending a chill up my spine Apologetically, I began to explain that everything was fine and hurriedly fumbled through my wallet for a greater offering to the beast. Ashamed, I left the required (apparently) cash on the table, taking the tip to about 18 percent. Wanting to make a quick getaway lest I receive another dirty look, I gathered my party (about 4 people each of whom tipped tipped to compensate my portion) and we began to exit. On my way out the door, Melissa felt the need to announce to the entire building that "that guy only left a 10 percent tip!" Defeated, degraded, and emasculated I left her lair and called the manager the next day. He told me that "this is really an issue for the owner" and never called me back. Overall, summit gets 5 stars for location, board games, and food My waitress, however, gets 1 star and can go eat a fart. Was this review...? UsefulFunnyCool Because shes the

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5 Am, America, and Internet: Nintendo of America uploaded a picture that reveals Mario has nipples. Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to explosion of merriment on the internet and here's nine of the best Pixelated Boat Follow Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his ripples 3:32 PM-Sep 14, 2017 Pixelated Boat าชิ Follow Technically, these are also Mario's nipples 352 PM-Sep 14, 2017 17 t0 38 408 Matt Lee8 Follow if mario has nippies then why doesnt yoshi-piease nitendo this only raises difficult questions 06 AM-Sep 14, 2017 024 548 2201 Green Roy Follow l like how it was confirmed in the same week that Mario has nipples and Waluigi isnt ciroumcised 40 AM-Sep 14, 2017 5. Samit Sarkar Follow dear everyone twooting about shirtless Mario and his nipples ike, td be weird it he DIDNT have nipples, right? :50 AM-Sep 14, 2017 Porygon Follow mario has nipples and link does not, so what the fuck 654 AM-Sep 14, 2017 17ロ866 \2748 Jamie MeKelvie 藆 Followw Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagranm 7:13 AM-Sep 14, 2017 8. lan Higton Follow Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's nipples :59 AM-Sep 14, 2017 38 1279 4,734 (5 a.m Sam) Follow If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have nipples, so does Wario. I don't want to think about Wario's nipplas. 6:5& AM , Sap 14, 2017 Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind
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