Apparently, Chill, and Food: 5/2/2018
There I was, enjoying a night filled with libations, good
conversation, and merriment when it all came grinding to a
halt thanks to a "wolf in waitress' clothing." Being a poor
student, yet feeling magnanimous, I decided to pay for my
table's drinks. I sacrificed a small animal, and lo and behold
a demon appeared. With fiery red hair, and a scowl to
match, she told me she'd be happy to fetch the bill. She
said her name was Melissa--l assume this was her
human" name, since revealing her true form would surely
destroy the entire establishment. I paid the bill with my
debit card and fearing that my funds were running low, I left
a 10 percent tip on the bill (just drinks mind you). Before l
could leave the rest of the tip in cash, the check was
snatched by her talons, and in a blaze she was gone
Moments later, I felt the icy touch of death on my back, with
the words "was there something wrong with the service?"
spoken through forked tongue, sending a chill up my spine
Apologetically, I began to explain that everything was fine
and hurriedly fumbled through my wallet for a greater
offering to the beast. Ashamed, I left the required
(apparently) cash on the table, taking the tip to about 18
percent. Wanting to make a quick getaway lest I receive
another dirty look, I gathered my party (about 4 people
each of whom tipped tipped to compensate my portion) and
we began to exit. On my way out the door, Melissa felt the
need to announce to the entire building that "that guy only
left a 10 percent tip!"
Defeated, degraded, and emasculated I left her lair and
called the manager the next day. He told me that "this is
really an issue for the owner" and never called me back.
Overall, summit gets 5 stars for location, board games, and
My waitress, however, gets 1 star and can go eat a fart.
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5 Am, America, and Internet: Nintendo of America uploaded a picture that reveals Mario has
nipples. Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to
explosion of merriment on the internet and here's nine of the best
Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his
nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his ripples
3:32 PM-Sep 14, 2017
Technically, these are also Mario's nipples
352 PM-Sep 14, 2017
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if mario has nippies then why doesnt yoshi-piease nitendo
this only raises difficult questions
06 AM-Sep 14, 2017
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l like how it was confirmed in the same week that Mario has
nipples and Waluigi isnt ciroumcised
40 AM-Sep 14, 2017
dear everyone twooting about shirtless Mario and his nipples
ike, td be weird it he DIDNT have nipples, right?
:50 AM-Sep 14, 2017
mario has nipples and link does not, so what the fuck
654 AM-Sep 14, 2017
Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagranm
7:13 AM-Sep 14, 2017
Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's
:59 AM-Sep 14, 2017
If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have
nipples, so does Wario.
I don't want to think about Wario's nipplas.
6:5& AM , Sap 14, 2017
Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind