Me: officer, my daughters gonna beat me to poppa’s pizza Cop: you blew a .18, you’re twice the legal limit Me: (burps) well guess who’s not ...
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Absurdist Unfounded Humor has done well for me in the past. I hope this is read as intended.
U ever hiccup so hard it makes u puke
burps booze bros
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Uhhh **burp** duhh
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That annoying friend who always does this to you 😭😭 Tag them! (or yourself ( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ) )
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This tells you exactly how phony the ClimateChangeHoax actually is...
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I need to burp but I can't burp
Lmao tag someone who can relate 😭💀
Supernatural makes things interesting
It's almost Christmas and you know what that means? Christmas movie facts!! Up until Christmas I'll be posting facts on all your favourite C...