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Animals, Children, and Brock: Tweet Brock @ChillBrock The way children pick up animals stresses me out Why do you gotta choke it like that 😥

Animals, Children, and Brock: Tweet
Brock
@ChillBrock
The way children pick up animals
stresses me out
Why do you gotta choke it like that 😥

Animals, Children, and Brock: Tweet
Brock
@ChillBrock
The way children pick up animals
stresses me out
Why do you gotta choke it like that 😥

Why do you gotta choke it like that 😥

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Dude, Gif, and Death: Today 10:42 Are you a toaster Because l'd be down to take a bath with you Are you death? Because l've been longing for your sweet embrace Are you a gun? Because I'd be down to put you in my mouth and play with the trigger Today 11:26 Are you a noose? Because l want you to choke me Are you a car? Cause I wanna get inside you and hit a wall Are you a murderer? Because I actually wanna die, dude Not gonna lie... tough couple months. GIF Type a message... This toaster line is getting out of hand

Dude, Gif, and Death: Today 10:42
Are you a toaster Because l'd
be down to take a bath with you
Are you death? Because l've
been longing for your sweet
embrace
Are you a gun? Because I'd be
down to put you in my mouth
and play with the trigger
Today 11:26
Are you a noose? Because l
want you to choke me
Are you a car? Cause I wanna
get inside you and hit a wall
Are you a murderer? Because
I actually wanna die, dude
Not gonna lie... tough couple
months.
GIF
Type a message...
This toaster line is getting out of hand

Dude, Gif, and Death: Today 10:42
Are you a toaster Because l'd
be down to take a bath with you
Are you death? Because l've
been longing for your sweet
embrace
Are you a gun? Because I'd be
down to put you in my mouth
and play with the trigger
Today 11:26
Are you a noose? Because l
want you to choke me
Are you a car? Cause I wanna
get inside you and hit a wall
Are you a murderer? Because
I actually wanna die, dude
Not gonna lie... tough couple
months.
GIF
Type a message...
This toaster line is getting out of hand

This toaster line is getting out of hand

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Being Alone, Dank, and Food: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us Gordon Sco 1 week ago I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids. Yeah, basically. by ryalexb MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Dank, and Food: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us
Gordon Sco 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Yeah, basically. by ryalexb
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Being Alone, Dank, and Food: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us
Gordon Sco 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Yeah, basically. by ryalexb
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Yeah, basically. by ryalexb MORE MEMES

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Being Alone, Food, and True: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us Gordon Sco 1 week ago I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids. Yeah, basically.

Being Alone, Food, and True: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us
Gordon Sco 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Yeah, basically.

Being Alone, Food, and True: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us
Gordon Sco 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Yeah, basically.

Yeah, basically.

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Arsenal, Bad, and Bad Boys: Real Bad Boys gotta keep a Rear Naked Choke in their arsenal. #BoysRWeird

Arsenal, Bad, and Bad Boys: Real Bad Boys gotta keep a Rear Naked Choke in their arsenal. #BoysRWeird

Arsenal, Bad, and Bad Boys: Real Bad Boys gotta keep a Rear Naked Choke in their arsenal. #BoysRWeird

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Feminism, Girls, and Love: firstnametainted GIRLS-If you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a "strong woman", "empowered" or anything similar. You are hurting him Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow. all abuse victims matter, this is what feminism is about

Feminism, Girls, and Love: firstnametainted
GIRLS-If you hit, slap, belittle, kick,
punch, choke, throw things at, or control
your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You
are not a "strong woman", "empowered"
or anything similar. You are hurting him
Even if his muscles are strong enough to
take it, a hit or slap from someone you
love is an emotional blow.
all abuse victims matter, this is what feminism is about

Feminism, Girls, and Love: firstnametainted
GIRLS-If you hit, slap, belittle, kick,
punch, choke, throw things at, or control
your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You
are not a "strong woman", "empowered"
or anything similar. You are hurting him
Even if his muscles are strong enough to
take it, a hit or slap from someone you
love is an emotional blow.
all abuse victims matter, this is what feminism is about

all abuse victims matter, this is what feminism is about

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Atlanta Falcons, Nfl, and Falcons: Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day! NE ATL 3 28 3RD 6:03 4TH &3 Never Forget!

Atlanta Falcons, Nfl, and Falcons: Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day!
NE ATL
3 28
3RD 6:03
4TH &3
Never Forget!

Atlanta Falcons, Nfl, and Falcons: Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day!
NE ATL
3 28
3RD 6:03
4TH &3
Never Forget!

Never Forget!

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Atlanta Falcons, Football, and Nfl: NE ATL 3 28 RD 6:03 4TH & 3 Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day! https://t.co/vHPuqoMUqb

Atlanta Falcons, Football, and Nfl: NE ATL
3 28
RD 6:03
4TH & 3
Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day! https://t.co/vHPuqoMUqb

Atlanta Falcons, Football, and Nfl: NE ATL
3 28
RD 6:03
4TH & 3
Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day! https://t.co/vHPuqoMUqb

Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day! https://t.co/vHPuqoMUqb

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Being Alone, Food, and Life: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us. Gordon Scott 1 week ago I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation, and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids. Life Expectancy Age 4

Being Alone, Food, and Life: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us.
Gordon Scott 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation, and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Life Expectancy Age 4

Being Alone, Food, and Life: How antivaxxers sound to the rest of us.
Gordon Scott 1 week ago
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I
did my own research and discovered that I am not
alone. Thousands of people choke every year while
eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats
why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty
of people will point out that food supposedly
"prevents starvation, and that might be true, but Its
not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food
poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic
breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and
decide what you think is best for your kids. If you
choose to give your kids potentially deadly food,
thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the
government has any right to tell me that I need to
feed my kids.
Life Expectancy Age 4

Life Expectancy Age 4

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Cactus, Choke, and On A: Choke on a cactus

Cactus, Choke, and On A: Choke on a cactus

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Com, She, and You: When she says "choke me daddy" but you get carried away. oodclips cóm Harder daddy UwU

Com, She, and You: When she says "choke
me daddy" but you get
carried away.
oodclips cóm
Harder daddy UwU

Com, She, and You: When she says "choke
me daddy" but you get
carried away.
oodclips cóm
Harder daddy UwU

Harder daddy UwU

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Club, Dumb, and Tumblr: If you feel dumb, just remember Cap tried to choke a robot. laughoutloud-club: Some motivation

Club, Dumb, and Tumblr: If you feel dumb, just remember Cap tried to choke a
robot.
laughoutloud-club:

Some motivation

Club, Dumb, and Tumblr: If you feel dumb, just remember Cap tried to choke a
robot.
laughoutloud-club:

Some motivation

laughoutloud-club: Some motivation

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Ass, Fucking, and Gif: Tuesday 8:03 PM No need for pick up lines when all i gotta do is tell u the truth. Truth is im gonna tie u up, spank and choke u while fucking ur ass with a strap on till u cant walk;) Today 1:54 AM Girl, respect for you but I'm looking for someone to choke me up with feelings of love But thank you :) Sent GIF Type a message... But like, bless her heart for trying

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: Tuesday 8:03 PM
No need for pick up lines
when all i gotta do is tell u the
truth. Truth is im gonna tie u
up, spank and choke u while
fucking ur ass with a strap on
till u cant walk;)
Today 1:54 AM
Girl, respect for you but I'm
looking for someone to choke
me up with feelings of love
But thank you :)
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
But like, bless her heart for trying

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: Tuesday 8:03 PM
No need for pick up lines
when all i gotta do is tell u the
truth. Truth is im gonna tie u
up, spank and choke u while
fucking ur ass with a strap on
till u cant walk;)
Today 1:54 AM
Girl, respect for you but I'm
looking for someone to choke
me up with feelings of love
But thank you :)
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
But like, bless her heart for trying

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You, Are You, and Choke: Choke me Are you into that?

You, Are You, and Choke: Choke me
Are you into that?

You, Are You, and Choke: Choke me
Are you into that?

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Af, Life, and Soon...: IF SOMEONE TRIES TO CHOKE YOU FROM BEHIND DON'T GO FOR THE CHOKEHOLD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT IT AND WILL SOON PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN INSTEAD, TRY TO TURN AROUND AND GO FOR THE FACE (WHICH WILL RELEASE THE SENSITIVE AREAS OF YOUR NECK GRACKED cOM reyloarmy: weird-biscuits: xxxkyrareaperxxx: cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use) These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength. Reblog to save a life I’m tiny AF and had to go against people that where twice my size and this movements do work!!! This will save your life. Boost. Reblogging because.. I want some lives to be saved

Af, Life, and Soon...: IF SOMEONE TRIES TO CHOKE YOU FROM BEHIND
DON'T GO FOR THE CHOKEHOLD
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT IT AND WILL SOON PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN
INSTEAD, TRY TO TURN AROUND
AND GO FOR THE FACE
(WHICH WILL RELEASE THE SENSITIVE AREAS OF YOUR NECK
GRACKED cOM
reyloarmy:

weird-biscuits:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:

cracked:

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes.
I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

I’m tiny AF and had to go against people that where twice my size and this movements do work!!!
This will save your life.
Boost.

Reblogging because.. I want some lives to be saved

Af, Life, and Soon...: IF SOMEONE TRIES TO CHOKE YOU FROM BEHIND
DON'T GO FOR THE CHOKEHOLD
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT IT AND WILL SOON PASS OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN
INSTEAD, TRY TO TURN AROUND
AND GO FOR THE FACE
(WHICH WILL RELEASE THE SENSITIVE AREAS OF YOUR NECK
GRACKED cOM
reyloarmy:

weird-biscuits:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:

cracked:

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes.
I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

I’m tiny AF and had to go against people that where twice my size and this movements do work!!!
This will save your life.
Boost.

Reblogging because.. I want some lives to be saved

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Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and Facebook: eric curtin @dubstep4dads TWITTER: donald trump is a horrible person FACEBOOK: i like donald trump because im racist TUMBLR: bernie sanders choke me daddy 20851 And Reddit?

Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and Facebook: eric curtin
@dubstep4dads
TWITTER: donald trump is a horrible
person
FACEBOOK: i like donald trump
because im racist
TUMBLR: bernie sanders choke me
daddy
20851
And Reddit?

Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and Facebook: eric curtin
@dubstep4dads
TWITTER: donald trump is a horrible
person
FACEBOOK: i like donald trump
because im racist
TUMBLR: bernie sanders choke me
daddy
20851
And Reddit?

And Reddit?

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Anime, Getty Images, and Guess: When you don't even watch anime but want to be apart of this new format Stock by Getty Images Guess I'll choke this guy Stock Stock

Anime, Getty Images, and Guess: When you don't even watch anime but want to be
apart of this new format
Stock
by Getty Images
Guess I'll choke this guy
Stock
Stock

Anime, Getty Images, and Guess: When you don't even watch anime but want to be
apart of this new format
Stock
by Getty Images
Guess I'll choke this guy
Stock
Stock

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Bad, Girls, and Lmao: How girls be when pretending to choke on his small dick so he doesn't feel bad. The Deception. 😩😩😩 lmao

Bad, Girls, and Lmao: How girls be when pretending to choke
on his small dick so he doesn't feel bad.
The Deception. 😩😩😩 lmao

Bad, Girls, and Lmao: How girls be when pretending to choke
on his small dick so he doesn't feel bad.
The Deception. 😩😩😩 lmao

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Dank, Shit, and Colorado: Deadspin @Deadspin Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK Henny Snell. @poohgaynotnice Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle choke on your morning jog. I'd talk my shit forever.

Dank, Shit, and Colorado: Deadspin @Deadspin
Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare
hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK
Henny Snell.
@poohgaynotnice
Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle
choke on your morning jog. I'd talk my
shit forever.

Dank, Shit, and Colorado: Deadspin @Deadspin
Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare
hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK
Henny Snell.
@poohgaynotnice
Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle
choke on your morning jog. I'd talk my
shit forever.

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Cats, Dank, and Memes: Deadspin @Deadspin Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK Henny Snell. @poohgaynotnice Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle choke on your morning jog. l'd talk my shit forever. aint taking shit from you cats anymore by djsedna MORE MEMES

Cats, Dank, and Memes: Deadspin @Deadspin
Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare
hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK
Henny Snell.
@poohgaynotnice
Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle
choke on your morning jog. l'd talk my
shit forever.
aint taking shit from you cats anymore by djsedna
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Cats, Dank, and Memes: Deadspin @Deadspin
Colorado runner kills mountain lion with bare
hands after it attacks him: deadsp.in/pdyYszK
Henny Snell.
@poohgaynotnice
Imagine putting a cougar in a triangle
choke on your morning jog. l'd talk my
shit forever.
aint taking shit from you cats anymore by djsedna
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Kindness, You, and For: "Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I'll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Kindness, You, and For: "Dont mistake my kindness for
weakness. I'll choke you with the
same hand I fed you with."

Kindness, You, and For: "Dont mistake my kindness for
weakness. I'll choke you with the
same hand I fed you with."

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Memes, Tbt, and Hair: When she takes her shirt off and her delts & traps are bigger than yours & now you gotta think twice before you pull her hair or choke her IG: @thegainz Tbt

Memes, Tbt, and Hair: When she takes her shirt off and her
delts & traps are bigger than yours &
now you gotta think twice before you
pull her hair or choke her
IG: @thegainz
Tbt

Memes, Tbt, and Hair: When she takes her shirt off and her
delts & traps are bigger than yours &
now you gotta think twice before you
pull her hair or choke her
IG: @thegainz
Tbt

Tbt

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Her, Him, and You: Her: Choke me. Him: That turns you on? Her: No, I just want to die. @bonkers4memes

Her, Him, and You: Her: Choke me.
Him: That turns you on?
Her: No, I just want to die.
@bonkers4memes

Her, Him, and You: Her: Choke me.
Him: That turns you on?
Her: No, I just want to die.
@bonkers4memes

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World Wrestling Entertainment, Couch, and Girl Memes: Josie @JosieCarnett Some of y'all didn't grow up with an older brother who would WWE choke slam you onto your couch because he felt like it and it shows

World Wrestling Entertainment, Couch, and Girl Memes: Josie
@JosieCarnett
Some of y'all didn't grow up with an
older brother who would WWE choke
slam you onto your couch because he
felt like it and it shows

World Wrestling Entertainment, Couch, and Girl Memes: Josie
@JosieCarnett
Some of y'all didn't grow up with an
older brother who would WWE choke
slam you onto your couch because he
felt like it and it shows

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Arms, Sasuke, and Big: Sal doesn't have any arms to choke SasuKe with making him tonight's big loseir Hol'up

Arms, Sasuke, and Big: Sal doesn't have any arms to choke SasuKe
with making him tonight's big loseir
Hol'up

Arms, Sasuke, and Big: Sal doesn't have any arms to choke SasuKe
with making him tonight's big loseir
Hol'up

Hol'up

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Naruto, Guess, and Watch: When choking sasuke becomes popular, but you don't even watch Naruto ck I guess l'll choke sasuke then Sasuke: guess I’ll die then

Naruto, Guess, and Watch: When choking sasuke becomes popular, but
you don't even watch Naruto
ck
I guess l'll choke sasuke then
Sasuke: guess I’ll die then

Naruto, Guess, and Watch: When choking sasuke becomes popular, but
you don't even watch Naruto
ck
I guess l'll choke sasuke then
Sasuke: guess I’ll die then

Sasuke: guess I’ll die then

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Funny, World Wrestling Entertainment, and Couch: Josie @JosieCarnett Some of y'all didn't grow up with an older brother who would WWE choke slam you onto your couch because he felt like it and it shows Evidence is glaring

Funny, World Wrestling Entertainment, and Couch: Josie
@JosieCarnett
Some of y'all didn't grow up with an
older brother who would WWE choke
slam you onto your couch because he
felt like it and it shows
Evidence is glaring

Funny, World Wrestling Entertainment, and Couch: Josie
@JosieCarnett
Some of y'all didn't grow up with an
older brother who would WWE choke
slam you onto your couch because he
felt like it and it shows
Evidence is glaring

Evidence is glaring

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Omg, Police, and Tumblr: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police. POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER via MMAJunkie.com omg-humor:Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

Omg, Police, and Tumblr: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER
via MMAJunkie.com
omg-humor:Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

Omg, Police, and Tumblr: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER
via MMAJunkie.com
omg-humor:Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

omg-humor:Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

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Police, Ufc, and Naked: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police. POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER via MMAJunkie.com Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

Police, Ufc, and Naked: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER
via MMAJunkie.com
Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

Police, Ufc, and Naked: He was really close to me. So, I thought: f it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
POLYANA VIANA AFTER BEATING UP A WOULD-BE MUGGER
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Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

Man beaten after trying to rob UFC fighter Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro

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Espn, Phone, and Police: ESPN UK @ESPNUK ESPN The woman on the left is @UFC fighter Polyana Viana. The man on the right tried to steal her phone and had his face rearranged ft 66リリー - He was really close to me. So, I thought: 'If it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police. Dm for promos

Espn, Phone, and Police: ESPN UK
@ESPNUK
ESPN
The woman on the left is @UFC fighter
Polyana Viana.
The man on the right tried to steal her phone
and had his face rearranged
ft
66リリー -
He was really close to me. So, I thought: 'If it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
Dm for promos

Espn, Phone, and Police: ESPN UK
@ESPNUK
ESPN
The woman on the left is @UFC fighter
Polyana Viana.
The man on the right tried to steal her phone
and had his face rearranged
ft
66リリー -
He was really close to me. So, I thought: 'If it's a gun,
he won't have time to draw it.' So, I stood up. I threw
two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a
rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place
we were before and said: 'Now we'll wait for the police.
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Creepy, Dude, and Internet: Mobile Uploads Rosario Nail 7 hrs. "If I see one more"I was followed at such n such Walmart by some creepy dude", I swear I'm going to lose my shit. If yall women dont learn how to turn around in aisle 13 and ask a mf what his problem is.. Call the police while in the store. All this "I went up to an associate. I spoke to a manager." Tf. They dont get hazard pay for that mess. Go grab a can of greern beans and smack the dude in the face. Spray him in the eyes with some cooking spray. Choke him with a belt from the accessory aisle. Anything. SOMETHING. Then post that. Yall act like you're helpless. WE'RE NOT HELPLESS." #repost I mean I carry, but even if you don't, you got a whole store of weapons at your disposal. Better beep bop, meep mop the floor with that man. It's time to show these people, an Lena A. Conwill This lady just won the internet. Mobile Uploads Nov 20 at 6:00 PM- *Edit* I am not encouraging beating men up in Walmart.... The post made me laugh with the beep pop meep pop comment and I shared so the other people who aren’t sensitive could get a giggle also...

Creepy, Dude, and Internet: Mobile Uploads
Rosario Nail
7 hrs.
"If I see one more"I was followed at such n such
Walmart by some creepy dude", I swear I'm going to
lose my shit. If yall women dont learn how to turn
around in aisle 13 and ask a mf what his problem is..
Call the police while in the store. All this "I went up to
an associate. I spoke to a manager." Tf. They dont get
hazard pay for that mess. Go grab a can of greern
beans and smack the dude in the face. Spray him in
the eyes with some cooking spray. Choke him with a
belt from the accessory aisle. Anything. SOMETHING.
Then post that. Yall act like you're helpless. WE'RE
NOT HELPLESS." #repost
I mean I carry, but even if you don't, you got a whole
store of weapons at your disposal. Better beep bop,
meep mop the floor with that man. It's time to show
these people, an
Lena A. Conwill
This lady just won the internet.
Mobile Uploads Nov 20 at 6:00 PM-
*Edit* I am not encouraging beating men up in Walmart.... The post made me laugh with the beep pop meep pop comment and I shared so the other people who aren’t sensitive could get a giggle also...

Creepy, Dude, and Internet: Mobile Uploads
Rosario Nail
7 hrs.
"If I see one more"I was followed at such n such
Walmart by some creepy dude", I swear I'm going to
lose my shit. If yall women dont learn how to turn
around in aisle 13 and ask a mf what his problem is..
Call the police while in the store. All this "I went up to
an associate. I spoke to a manager." Tf. They dont get
hazard pay for that mess. Go grab a can of greern
beans and smack the dude in the face. Spray him in
the eyes with some cooking spray. Choke him with a
belt from the accessory aisle. Anything. SOMETHING.
Then post that. Yall act like you're helpless. WE'RE
NOT HELPLESS." #repost
I mean I carry, but even if you don't, you got a whole
store of weapons at your disposal. Better beep bop,
meep mop the floor with that man. It's time to show
these people, an
Lena A. Conwill
This lady just won the internet.
Mobile Uploads Nov 20 at 6:00 PM-
*Edit* I am not encouraging beating men up in Walmart.... The post made me laugh with the beep pop meep pop comment and I shared so the other people who aren’t sensitive could get a giggle also...

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Bitch, Food, and Fucking: LO 29% 5:04 PM staggot + astral-nymph staggot Not following each othe staggot Choke bitch astral--nymph Why are you being so aggressive over people asking for proof? staggot I'm gonna give people proof I was abused as a child... ok astral--nymph You're asking people to give you their hard earned money for free We simply want to know that our money will be going to good use and not being wasted on luxury items bv someone takina advan- GIF Say your thing 29% 5:04 PM staggot + astral-nymph items by someone taking advan- tage of our good will. You can't treat people like this and tell them to die or choke. It makes you look like a dumbass and quite frankly you don't deserve anyones money if you're going to treat anybody like this. astral--nymph And nowhere in that post did you mention child abuse. How can you say we're asking for proof you were abused as a child if you didnt mention it? astral--nymph No. We're asking for proof of your bills. Proof you dont have the money in your bank accounts to pay everything yourself. Proof that you are unemployed or that you dont have enough of a wage to sustain yourself GIF Say your thing 29% 5:04 PM staggot + astral-nymph astral--nymp No one is asking you to prove that you were a victim of this or that. We just want proof that you actually need financial assistance. And so far you've proven that you don't deserve our money anyway with that fucking gross attitude of yours. astral--nymph That's all I have to say about it Take from it what you will, but stop telling people to kill themselves You're no better than the people you claim abused vou and your abuse doesnt give you an excuse to act in such a way either staggot Didn't read staggot You're a bitch GIF Say your thing POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING staggot Hi everybody, I was assaulted by transphobes for trying to use the bathroom at a bar the other day I visited my parents to talk to them about it, and they blamed me for not having "common sense" so l've decided I have to cut them out of my life even though they pay my car insurance and phone bill and provide me with food sometimes. If anybody is able to help me financially right now this is an emergency Here's a link to my PayPal https://www.paypal.com/ cgi-bin/webscr?cmd xclick&hosted_button_id-RSFC5VJB4ABRE - s- Or you can send money through the cash app my cashtag is $puppies3000 jbobbington celestial-naiad: Hey guys. If you see this post by @staggot rolling around I’d advise that you pass on donating to them. It’s in poor judgment to donate to people who don’t provide proof of their struggles, but it’s also in poor taste to donate to someone who treats people like this simply for asking for said proof. There’s absolutely no reason to act like this, unless of course you’re a lying asshole who just wants money for free. Tagging @nunyabizni @klubbhead @tooiconic @rallythedead @its-bewitched @robert-the-asshole @takashi0 Please help spread this around. I’d hate for anybody to lose their hard earned money donating to this person.

Bitch, Food, and Fucking: LO
29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
staggot
Not following each othe
staggot
Choke bitch
astral--nymph
Why are you being so aggressive
over people asking for proof?
staggot
I'm gonna give people proof I was
abused as a child... ok
astral--nymph
You're asking people to give you
their hard earned money for free
We simply want to know that our
money will be going to good use
and not being wasted on luxury
items bv someone takina advan-
GIF
Say your thing

29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
items by someone taking advan-
tage of our good will. You can't treat
people like this and tell them to die
or choke. It makes you look like a
dumbass and quite frankly you don't
deserve anyones money if you're
going to treat anybody like this.
astral--nymph
And nowhere in that post did you
mention child abuse. How can
you say we're asking for proof you
were abused as a child if you didnt
mention it?
astral--nymph
No. We're asking for proof of your
bills. Proof you dont have the
money in your bank accounts to pay
everything yourself. Proof that you
are unemployed or that you dont
have enough of a wage to sustain
yourself
GIF
Say your thing

29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
astral--nymp
No one is asking you to prove that
you were a victim of this or that. We
just want proof that you actually
need financial assistance. And so
far you've proven that you don't
deserve our money anyway with
that fucking gross attitude of yours.
astral--nymph
That's all I have to say about it
Take from it what you will, but stop
telling people to kill themselves
You're no better than the people you
claim abused vou and your abuse
doesnt give you an excuse to act in
such a way either
staggot
Didn't read
staggot
You're a bitch
GIF
Say your thing

POSTS
LIKES
FOLLOWING
staggot
Hi everybody,
I was assaulted by transphobes for trying
to use the bathroom at a bar the other day
I visited my parents to talk to them about it,
and they blamed me for not having "common
sense" so l've decided I have to cut them
out of my life even though they pay my car
insurance and phone bill and provide me with
food sometimes. If anybody is able to help
me financially right now this is an emergency
Here's a link to my PayPal
https://www.paypal.com/
cgi-bin/webscr?cmd
xclick&hosted_button_id-RSFC5VJB4ABRE
- s-
Or you can send money through the cash app
my cashtag is $puppies3000
jbobbington
celestial-naiad:
Hey guys. If you see this post by @staggot rolling around I’d advise that you pass on donating to them. It’s in poor judgment to donate to people who don’t provide proof of their struggles, but it’s also in poor taste to donate to someone who treats people like this simply for asking for said proof. There’s absolutely no reason to act like this, unless of course you’re a lying asshole who just wants money for free.

Tagging @nunyabizni @klubbhead @tooiconic @rallythedead @its-bewitched @robert-the-asshole @takashi0 Please help spread this around. I’d hate for anybody to lose their hard earned money donating to this person.

Bitch, Food, and Fucking: LO
29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
staggot
Not following each othe
staggot
Choke bitch
astral--nymph
Why are you being so aggressive
over people asking for proof?
staggot
I'm gonna give people proof I was
abused as a child... ok
astral--nymph
You're asking people to give you
their hard earned money for free
We simply want to know that our
money will be going to good use
and not being wasted on luxury
items bv someone takina advan-
GIF
Say your thing

29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
items by someone taking advan-
tage of our good will. You can't treat
people like this and tell them to die
or choke. It makes you look like a
dumbass and quite frankly you don't
deserve anyones money if you're
going to treat anybody like this.
astral--nymph
And nowhere in that post did you
mention child abuse. How can
you say we're asking for proof you
were abused as a child if you didnt
mention it?
astral--nymph
No. We're asking for proof of your
bills. Proof you dont have the
money in your bank accounts to pay
everything yourself. Proof that you
are unemployed or that you dont
have enough of a wage to sustain
yourself
GIF
Say your thing

29%
5:04 PM
staggot + astral-nymph
astral--nymp
No one is asking you to prove that
you were a victim of this or that. We
just want proof that you actually
need financial assistance. And so
far you've proven that you don't
deserve our money anyway with
that fucking gross attitude of yours.
astral--nymph
That's all I have to say about it
Take from it what you will, but stop
telling people to kill themselves
You're no better than the people you
claim abused vou and your abuse
doesnt give you an excuse to act in
such a way either
staggot
Didn't read
staggot
You're a bitch
GIF
Say your thing

POSTS
LIKES
FOLLOWING
staggot
Hi everybody,
I was assaulted by transphobes for trying
to use the bathroom at a bar the other day
I visited my parents to talk to them about it,
and they blamed me for not having "common
sense" so l've decided I have to cut them
out of my life even though they pay my car
insurance and phone bill and provide me with
food sometimes. If anybody is able to help
me financially right now this is an emergency
Here's a link to my PayPal
https://www.paypal.com/
cgi-bin/webscr?cmd
xclick&hosted_button_id-RSFC5VJB4ABRE
- s-
Or you can send money through the cash app
my cashtag is $puppies3000
jbobbington
celestial-naiad:
Hey guys. If you see this post by @staggot rolling around I’d advise that you pass on donating to them. It’s in poor judgment to donate to people who don’t provide proof of their struggles, but it’s also in poor taste to donate to someone who treats people like this simply for asking for said proof. There’s absolutely no reason to act like this, unless of course you’re a lying asshole who just wants money for free.

Tagging @nunyabizni @klubbhead @tooiconic @rallythedead @its-bewitched @robert-the-asshole @takashi0 Please help spread this around. I’d hate for anybody to lose their hard earned money donating to this person.

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CATALOC
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EVEN THOU G 1, HAD
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SAY To You, I'D RATHER
CHOKE ON MY WORDS IN
SILENCE, THEN ALLOW
YOU To see ME IN ANY
STATE oF VULNERABILITY
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CATALOC
CoM
EVEN THOU G 1, HAD
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I check my back seat every timel
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I check my back seat every timel
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Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie
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People who don't speak Spanish: OH
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Spanish, Movie, and Amazing: dragon-of-creation
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How To, How, and Them: How To Choke Your Partner In Bed Without Killing Them, Even If They Really Want To Die

How To, How, and Them: How To Choke Your
Partner In Bed Without
Killing Them, Even If
They Really Want To Die

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Chill, Family, and Family Feud: Andy Richter * @AndyRichter We just turned Family Feud on and I paused it quick and we are mystified as to what the category could be 5 |||CHILL NUDE/UNDIES30 ● TICKLE THE TAMALE 4 PICK NOSE/EAT IT 17 PE/CHOKE A BROWNIE 3 GAME. SHOW 12:10 AM 29 Nov 18 Favorite party games

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@AndyRichter
We just turned Family Feud on
and I paused it quick and we are
mystified as to what the category
could be
5
|||CHILL NUDE/UNDIES30
●
TICKLE THE TAMALE 4
PICK NOSE/EAT IT 17 PE/CHOKE A BROWNIE 3
GAME.
SHOW
12:10 AM 29 Nov 18
Favorite party games

Chill, Family, and Family Feud: Andy Richter *
@AndyRichter
We just turned Family Feud on
and I paused it quick and we are
mystified as to what the category
could be
5
|||CHILL NUDE/UNDIES30
●
TICKLE THE TAMALE 4
PICK NOSE/EAT IT 17 PE/CHOKE A BROWNIE 3
GAME.
SHOW
12:10 AM 29 Nov 18
Favorite party games

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Gym, Memes, and Sex: *During sex* Her: choke me Me: *pulls out item from the gym bag* Her: what are you d- IG: @thegainz Tbt

Gym, Memes, and Sex: *During sex*
Her: choke me
Me: *pulls out item from the gym bag*
Her: what are you d-
IG: @thegainz
Tbt

Gym, Memes, and Sex: *During sex*
Her: choke me
Me: *pulls out item from the gym bag*
Her: what are you d-
IG: @thegainz
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Children, Fucking, and Germany: Legal in the USA Illegal in the USA Kinder CONTAININC URPRISE bakerstreetbat exandriasaidtoaskbenbr sourgoat urable ayershole This sums it all up YOU MONSTERS hint: reason they became illegal is because it's a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN Would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn't have a warning about it. but the toy's is in a plastic container inside the egg it's not like there's little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it's probably just natural selection In Germany we didn't need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container memecenter.com MemeCenlerae USA Legal Vs Illegal :P

Children, Fucking, and Germany: Legal in the USA
Illegal in the USA
Kinder
CONTAININC
URPRISE
bakerstreetbat
exandriasaidtoaskbenbr
sourgoat
urable
ayershole
This sums it all up
YOU MONSTERS
hint: reason they became illegal is because it's
a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN Would eat
and choke on the small pieces back when they
didn't have a warning about it.
but the toy's is in a plastic container inside the egg
it's not like there's little toy parts floating around in it
if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball
container then it's probably just natural selection
In Germany we didn't need a warning, we were smart
enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container
memecenter.com MemeCenlerae
USA Legal Vs Illegal :P

Children, Fucking, and Germany: Legal in the USA
Illegal in the USA
Kinder
CONTAININC
URPRISE
bakerstreetbat
exandriasaidtoaskbenbr
sourgoat
urable
ayershole
This sums it all up
YOU MONSTERS
hint: reason they became illegal is because it's
a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN Would eat
and choke on the small pieces back when they
didn't have a warning about it.
but the toy's is in a plastic container inside the egg
it's not like there's little toy parts floating around in it
if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball
container then it's probably just natural selection
In Germany we didn't need a warning, we were smart
enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container
memecenter.com MemeCenlerae
USA Legal Vs Illegal :P

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