I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein
An independent autopsy ordered by #GeorgeFloyd’s family revealed that Floyd died of “asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led t...
My GF ordered some ankle weights for running and somehow got sent this instead…trying to convince her to just go out running with the hammer
Here is the blinker fluid you ordered
Excuse me, but we both ordered Large Cheeseburger
Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well…
I went to Cheesecake Factory for Mother’s Day, ordered a side of broccoli and got this sexy big boy.
Just ordered from dominoes n in the delivery directions I wrote. “I got the Rona dawg. just leave it on the stoop” delivery driver left t...
Who ordered a youngling burger?
Just what the doctor ordered…
Abu Dhabi nurse ordered food and got this letter.
My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…
Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..
He ordered a Arnold Palmer not a Lemonade! by lounginaddict
My fiancé and I ordered a navy bathmat and this came, 10/10 would order again
Black Twitter Memes
Girlfriend is convinced there is a ghost in our house who wants our newborn baby. I just ordered this painting for the kid’s room to calm...
papa johns for papa
Was gaming in the 90s best?
goawfma:this is really chilling
“Why Not Go Out On a Limb? Isn’t That Where the Fruit Is?” -Mark Twain
I just ordered my new Tesla motorcycle…