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dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. “your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo She went off on him I’m dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality : Julia @ghoulia Follow a guy on my facebook posted something slightly stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF What it takes to be an attractive... Man Woman -be ripped -have stable job -be ripped -have money -be clean dress well -smell good -be dad material -pay for dates -be confident -have nice hair -Dont be too fat Meninist on Tuesday welp I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN. This is going to be a conversation. You think this is true? You are selfish enough and diluted enough to believe this garbage? 3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply By these standards SON I guess I'm unattractive and don't to a fucking thing for you! Oh you and I have a goddamn lunch date. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here. Mine should enlighten you. And I've screen shot this for our further viewing pleasure and future learning tool. 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply I'm so glad I screen shot this very every girl you ever try to bring home. For your wedding day...this...this will be brought up FOREVER. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Yup. what mood 3 hours ago Like Reply look has set I'm sure your future pregnant wife will feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy. You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal out. Anyone who liked this better unlik it like real fast. How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE? 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply Oh don't like me spamming your wall? Don't post horse shit calling me unattractive! Like f I'm not going to defend myself! 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Simlle More Your proctologist called he found your head 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Smile More Write a comment... OS dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. “your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo She went off on him I’m dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality
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(@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen once and you can’t forget it. Second, Dolly Parton is top five dead or alive and that’s just a fact. She up there with Halle Berry. U feel me? Sophia Loren. Riri. Pam Grier 🤤. “Pam who?” Boy shutchoe “2000s Baby” a$$ up and Google her before I smack u into the future when Birb Box is real and u wake up in a blindfold tryina canoe past the monsters. Now then. The song is about a woman named Jolene stealing Dolly Patton’s man. BISH HOW. Dolly one of the GOATs? Who was prettier than her in her time? Wayment. Maybe “Jolene” was Sophia Loren...or Pam Grier? 👀 see the I just thickened the plot on y’all a$$es lemme stop before the FBI text me bless up 😕😂😂: "I was told to sit...but I wasn't told where!" 01 (@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen once and you can’t forget it. Second, Dolly Parton is top five dead or alive and that’s just a fact. She up there with Halle Berry. U feel me? Sophia Loren. Riri. Pam Grier 🤤. “Pam who?” Boy shutchoe “2000s Baby” a$$ up and Google her before I smack u into the future when Birb Box is real and u wake up in a blindfold tryina canoe past the monsters. Now then. The song is about a woman named Jolene stealing Dolly Patton’s man. BISH HOW. Dolly one of the GOATs? Who was prettier than her in her time? Wayment. Maybe “Jolene” was Sophia Loren...or Pam Grier? 👀 see the I just thickened the plot on y’all a$$es lemme stop before the FBI text me bless up 😕😂😂
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See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a “celebratory anticipatory dance” 😂. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt 🏄‍♀️, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.): He is so grateful for getting his favorite snack 0:47 See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a “celebratory anticipatory dance” 😂. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt 🏄‍♀️, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.)
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guayyaba: wildland-hymns: ultrafacts: How on earth would you feed a city of over 200,000 people when the land around you was a swampy lake? Seems like an impossible task, but the Aztec managed it by creating floating gardens known as chinampas, then they farmed them intensively. These ingenious creations were built up from the lake bed by piling layers of mud, decaying vegetation and reeds. This was a great way of recycling waste from the capital city Tenochtitlan. Each garden was framed and held together by wooden poles bound by reeds and then anchored to the lake floor with finely pruned willow trees. The Aztecs also dredged mud from the base of the canals which both kept the waterways clear and rejuvenate the nutrient levels in the gardens. A variety of crops were grown, most commonly maize or corn, beans, chillies, squash, tomatoes, edible greens such as quelite and amaranth. Colourful flowers were also grown, essential produce for religious festivals and ceremonies. Each plot was systematically planned, the effective use of seedbeds allowed continuous planting and harvesting of crops. Between each garden was a canal which enabled canoe transport. Fish and birds populated the water and were an additional source of food. [x] (Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts This is literally so cool. Not only does it contribute to spacial efficiency, but the canals would easily keep pests, weeds, and possibly even diseases out of the respective plots. Companion planting and bio-intensive planting would be so much easier. Water-wise systems would be inherently present. Plus it looks so super neat aesthetically. I am just all about this. Indigenous civilizations invented sustainable development way before there was a term for it. : The Aztecs once fed 200,000 people in inarable swampy land by creating floating gardens that they farmed extensively. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com guayyaba: wildland-hymns: ultrafacts: How on earth would you feed a city of over 200,000 people when the land around you was a swampy lake? Seems like an impossible task, but the Aztec managed it by creating floating gardens known as chinampas, then they farmed them intensively. These ingenious creations were built up from the lake bed by piling layers of mud, decaying vegetation and reeds. This was a great way of recycling waste from the capital city Tenochtitlan. Each garden was framed and held together by wooden poles bound by reeds and then anchored to the lake floor with finely pruned willow trees. The Aztecs also dredged mud from the base of the canals which both kept the waterways clear and rejuvenate the nutrient levels in the gardens. A variety of crops were grown, most commonly maize or corn, beans, chillies, squash, tomatoes, edible greens such as quelite and amaranth. Colourful flowers were also grown, essential produce for religious festivals and ceremonies. Each plot was systematically planned, the effective use of seedbeds allowed continuous planting and harvesting of crops. Between each garden was a canal which enabled canoe transport. Fish and birds populated the water and were an additional source of food. [x] (Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts This is literally so cool. Not only does it contribute to spacial efficiency, but the canals would easily keep pests, weeds, and possibly even diseases out of the respective plots. Companion planting and bio-intensive planting would be so much easier. Water-wise systems would be inherently present. Plus it looks so super neat aesthetically. I am just all about this. Indigenous civilizations invented sustainable development way before there was a term for it.

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ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S: acoolguy instead of Friends they should've called it Friends & Ross acoolguy every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross acoolguy just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn't give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit glitterspray I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is 'learning so much' from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn't think being a nanny is a man's job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I'm pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he's a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity n7kiera-ryder What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better mephistos-cafe-lattes How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job mymullet I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married When they came to Ross wouldn't get an annulment because he didn't want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful empathic-alien KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER supercub Deactivated Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth's dad because it's "weird" for him but had no problem going out with Rachel's sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it flaminganakin Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she's working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship lupinatic The show Friends actually invented the term 'friendzone' to describe Ross' inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start) I fucking hate Ross so much lesbiankarkat Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because "it was Rachel's fault, she wanted a break"? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad ROSS GELLER F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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femmelillies: firstoffletmesayi: caramelanin: kissie-kay: violetsaffron73: teatime-with-sabrina-and-violet: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … Wow. Mom was slaying but the last post was the best!!!! DOUCHE CANOE The proctologist… I am cri Moms took him out. : Julia @ghoulia Follow a guy on my facebook posted something slightly stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF What it takes to be an attractive... Man Woman -be ripped -have stable job -be ripped -have money -be clean dress well -smell good -be dad material -pay for dates -be confident -have nice hair -Dont be too fat Meninist on Tuesday welp I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN. This is going to be a conversation. You think this is true? You are selfish enough and diluted enough to believe this garbage? 3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply By these standards SON I guess I'm unattractive and don't to a fucking thing for you! Oh you and I have a goddamn lunch date. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here. Mine should enlighten you. And I've screen shot this for our further viewing pleasure and future learning tool. 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply I'm so glad I screen shot this very every girl you ever try to bring home. For your wedding day...this...this will be brought up FOREVER. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Yup. what mood 3 hours ago Like Reply look has set I'm sure your future pregnant wife will feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy. You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal out. Anyone who liked this better unlik it like real fast. How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE? 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply Oh don't like me spamming your wall? Don't post horse shit calling me unattractive! Like f I'm not going to defend myself! 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Simlle More Your proctologist called he found your head 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Smile More Write a comment... OS femmelillies: firstoffletmesayi: caramelanin: kissie-kay: violetsaffron73: teatime-with-sabrina-and-violet: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … Wow. Mom was slaying but the last post was the best!!!! DOUCHE CANOE The proctologist… I am cri Moms took him out.
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El Vicepresidente de la República, Tareck El Aissami, mostró en cadena nacional contundentes evidencias sobre el significado de los tatuajes del diputado por Primero Justicia, Miguel Pizarro, y concluyó que los mismos son un mapa subterráneo que conduce al Palacio de Miraflores - “Aquí está clarito. En el antebrazo de Pizarro sale la estación del Metro de Caño de Amarillo, cercana a Miraflores. También el cableado eléctrico que conduce a los servidores del Palacio, y luego unas líneas que trazan el sistema de cloacas directo a la oficina del Presidente Maduro. Claro, esos sistemas están tapados por razones evidentes. Pero tenemos las pruebas ya. Estos terroristas están haciendo lo posible por infiltrarse hacia el centro del poder. Tenemos también el caso de Juan Requesens, que evidentemente rebajó unos cuantos kilos para poder meterse por las tuberías sin ser detectado. Y el de Freddy Guevara, que está engordando para ser usado como ariete contra las puertas. No nos vamos a dejar vencer. No a la impunidad” aseguró El Aissami mientras pensaba en hacerse un tatuaje con un mapa a Maiquetía.: Gobierno revela que tatuajes de Pizarro son un mapa a Miraflores 09 JUNIO 2017 E L C H G U I R E B P 0 L A R N E T El Vicepresidente de la República, Tareck El Aissami, mostró en cadena nacional contundentes evidencias sobre el significado de los tatuajes del diputado por Primero Justicia, Miguel Pizarro, y concluyó que los mismos son un mapa subterráneo que conduce al Palacio de Miraflores - “Aquí está clarito. En el antebrazo de Pizarro sale la estación del Metro de Caño de Amarillo, cercana a Miraflores. También el cableado eléctrico que conduce a los servidores del Palacio, y luego unas líneas que trazan el sistema de cloacas directo a la oficina del Presidente Maduro. Claro, esos sistemas están tapados por razones evidentes. Pero tenemos las pruebas ya. Estos terroristas están haciendo lo posible por infiltrarse hacia el centro del poder. Tenemos también el caso de Juan Requesens, que evidentemente rebajó unos cuantos kilos para poder meterse por las tuberías sin ser detectado. Y el de Freddy Guevara, que está engordando para ser usado como ariete contra las puertas. No nos vamos a dejar vencer. No a la impunidad” aseguró El Aissami mientras pensaba en hacerse un tatuaje con un mapa a Maiquetía.

El Vicepresidente de la República, Tareck El Aissami, mostró en cadena nacional contundentes evidencias sobre el significado de los tatua...

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