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Spider, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Kind spider

Spider, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
Kind spider

Spider, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Memes, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Memes, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Laundry, Stuff, and Mom: When your mom tells you to fold your laundry but you stuff it all in your drawers instead Isee this as an absolute win! made with mematic Very HD

Laundry, Stuff, and Mom: When your mom tells you to fold
your laundry but you stuff it all in
your drawers instead
Isee this as an absolute win!
made with mematic
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Laundry, Stuff, and Mom: When your mom tells you to fold
your laundry but you stuff it all in
your drawers instead
Isee this as an absolute win!
made with mematic
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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

and then you kill them

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Shit, Good, and Old: When mom tells you to clean your drawers but you find pages of cheats for gta san andreas Man, leok at this old shit. Good old days

Shit, Good, and Old: When mom tells you to clean your
drawers but you find pages of
cheats for gta san andreas
Man, leok at this old shit.
Good old days

Shit, Good, and Old: When mom tells you to clean your
drawers but you find pages of
cheats for gta san andreas
Man, leok at this old shit.
Good old days

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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
and then you kill them

and then you kill them

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Cute, Bear, and Sleep: Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers This is too cute i cant-

Cute, Bear, and Sleep: Put my son to sleep in his new onesie,
woke up to a bear raiding my drawers
This is too cute i cant-

Cute, Bear, and Sleep: Put my son to sleep in his new onesie,
woke up to a bear raiding my drawers
This is too cute i cant-

This is too cute i cant-

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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent

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Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent awesomacious: They just trying to help out

Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
awesomacious:

They just trying to help out

Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
awesomacious:

They just trying to help out

awesomacious: They just trying to help out

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Memes, Tumblr, and Blog: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent positive-memes: They just trying to help out

Memes, Tumblr, and Blog: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
positive-memes:

They just trying to help out

Memes, Tumblr, and Blog: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
positive-memes:

They just trying to help out

positive-memes: They just trying to help out

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Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent They just trying to help out

Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
They just trying to help out

Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
They just trying to help out

They just trying to help out

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Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent They just trying to help out

Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
They just trying to help out

Couch, Help, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
They just trying to help out

They just trying to help out

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Memes, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Please accept my tokens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zblylE

Memes, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Memes, Couch, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Dank, Memes, and Target: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Please accept my tokens by mybustersword MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
Please accept my tokens by mybustersword
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD
Why would there be a bottle of wine
on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave
a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge!
someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a
garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING
TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR
SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE
.Seriously?
People. Wow, Open your EYES
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is
CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR
LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the
fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not
notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?!
WTF Barbie? Clean your house more
often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their
fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
doomsong13
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the
toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD
GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL
what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the
fridge has three layers of drawers on the
bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont
work that way im sorry
aeolus06
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN
YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN
COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
freakin' sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
OMG why does she not put the bread away.
She should put it in the pantry so she could
have more room on the counter.
i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7
ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN
SCREENSHOTS
BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON
THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW
Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven
and the towel ends up on the floor.
Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog
1,123,830 notes
Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD
Why would there be a bottle of wine
on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave
a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge!
someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a
garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING
TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR
SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE
.Seriously?
People. Wow, Open your EYES
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is
CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR
LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the
fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not
notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?!
WTF Barbie? Clean your house more
often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their
fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
doomsong13
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the
toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD
GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL
what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the
fridge has three layers of drawers on the
bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont
work that way im sorry
aeolus06
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN
YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN
COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
freakin' sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
OMG why does she not put the bread away.
She should put it in the pantry so she could
have more room on the counter.
i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7
ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN
SCREENSHOTS
BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON
THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW
Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven
and the towel ends up on the floor.
Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog
1,123,830 notes
Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Paying rent

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
Paying rent

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
Paying rent

Paying rent

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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Source: starfleetinginterest Totally possible

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: starfleetinginterest:
what if the coins you find randomly at the
bottom of drawers and in between couch
cushions are actually from spiders trying
to pay rent
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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: starfleetinginterest:
what if the coins you find randomly at the
bottom of drawers and in between couch
cushions are actually from spiders trying
to pay rent
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Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. fb/l Might Be Funny My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine. And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine. We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine. Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine. But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write. It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder. And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling. Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package? Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff. But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.” And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome. People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet. I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!” But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well. And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready. She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly. (via I Might Be Funny)

Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.

And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.

We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.

Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.

But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.

It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.

And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.

Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?

Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.

But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”

And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.

People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.

I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”

But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.

And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.

She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.

(via I Might Be Funny)

Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.

And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.

We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.

Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.

But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.

It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.

And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.

Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?

Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.

But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”

And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.

People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.

I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”

But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.

And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.

She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.

(via I Might Be Funny)

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spiders trying to pay rent

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Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent memehumor: well they ain’t paying damn enough.

Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
memehumor:

well they ain’t paying damn enough.

Tumblr, Blog, and Couch: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
memehumor:

well they ain’t paying damn enough.

memehumor: well they ain’t paying damn enough.

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Bad, News, and Verizon: .ul Verizon 9:25 AM News Home Popular T 68 1 6 , Share 1/wholesomememes u/MrSavagePotato.2h Spiders aren't all bad. what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent <p>At least wait an hour or so via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3">https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3</a></p>

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News
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1 6
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u/MrSavagePotato.2h
Spiders aren't all bad.
what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
<p>At least wait an hour or so via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3">https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3</a></p>

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Home Popular
T 68
1 6
, Share
1/wholesomememes
u/MrSavagePotato.2h
Spiders aren't all bad.
what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
<p>At least wait an hour or so via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3">https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3</a></p>

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spiders trying to pay rent
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couch cushions are actually from
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Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change...so why not? hi Fuck this post Fuck this post so much You want a Why not? How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you should be walking How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you Don't you dare tell me it won't change things There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds But without you we do not want them Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us So fuck this post and fuck this romanticism of suicide and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear :(

Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS
If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would
still appear, the sun would still come
out, the earth would still rotate, the
seasons would still change...so why not?
hi
Fuck this post
Fuck this post so much
You want a Why not?
How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side
of the road because she's crying so hard
How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in
her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in
the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the
image of your hanging body
How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to
eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to
continue without you
How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every
time she sees your parents
How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral
looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a
fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you
should be walking
How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your
door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in
your bed
How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes
from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to
breathe in what's left of you
Don't you dare tell me it won't change things
There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
But without you we do not want them
Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us
So fuck this post
and fuck this romanticism of suicide
and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks
nobody can hear
:(

Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS
If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would
still appear, the sun would still come
out, the earth would still rotate, the
seasons would still change...so why not?
hi
Fuck this post
Fuck this post so much
You want a Why not?
How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side
of the road because she's crying so hard
How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in
her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in
the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the
image of your hanging body
How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to
eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to
continue without you
How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every
time she sees your parents
How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral
looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a
fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you
should be walking
How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your
door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in
your bed
How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes
from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to
breathe in what's left of you
Don't you dare tell me it won't change things
There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
But without you we do not want them
Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us
So fuck this post
and fuck this romanticism of suicide
and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks
nobody can hear
:(

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Being Alone, Memes, and Parents: LEEK @malikbrazile My girl went to go babysit and this is what the parents left her mund Rules d Tips DE eneaurage the ids to aicn s much Tv as possibe 30 Hoc will leave be e hell alone Feel Prec to do the same as hay want as ong Dond vastc your valuable time take piis to sicep anqw Cooina or providina heal pizza ane hemy4 on denmound. Sus downloadl a eave DEyou haveanu boys ov 3 The do still breast Scedl have lan thatI Can caul later udeo.on-youtube.. J□tis.no士 Don answer unless Vouu kel like Payi LDo not take anu Kihens Cand asidein bis van or an drawers,Please hrD wupn gun w to tie door,迁earthern like. Sehovahls Withess's. Doit lend ham any egss mis I cigaretes Theu know wher He Store is And no-you don want to overdlue buls and qu Do not believe ANyHN thonn Do NOT follow @hoest if you’re easily offended! 😂💀

Being Alone, Memes, and Parents: LEEK
@malikbrazile
My girl went to go babysit and this is
what the parents left her
mund
Rules d Tips
DE eneaurage the ids to aicn
s much Tv as possibe 30 Hoc
will leave be e hell alone
Feel Prec to do the same
as hay want as ong
Dond vastc your valuable time
take piis to sicep anqw
Cooina or providina heal
pizza ane hemy4
on denmound. Sus downloadl a
eave
DEyou haveanu boys ov
3 The do still breast Scedl
have lan
thatI
Can caul later
udeo.on-youtube.. J□tis.no士
Don answer
unless Vouu kel like Payi
LDo not take anu Kihens Cand
asidein bis van
or an
drawers,Please hrD wupn
gun w
to tie door,迁earthern like.
Sehovahls Withess's. Doit lend
ham any egss mis I cigaretes
Theu know wher He Store is
And no-you don want to
overdlue buls and qu
Do not believe ANyHN
thonn
Do NOT follow @hoest if you’re easily offended! 😂💀

Being Alone, Memes, and Parents: LEEK
@malikbrazile
My girl went to go babysit and this is
what the parents left her
mund
Rules d Tips
DE eneaurage the ids to aicn
s much Tv as possibe 30 Hoc
will leave be e hell alone
Feel Prec to do the same
as hay want as ong
Dond vastc your valuable time
take piis to sicep anqw
Cooina or providina heal
pizza ane hemy4
on denmound. Sus downloadl a
eave
DEyou haveanu boys ov
3 The do still breast Scedl
have lan
thatI
Can caul later
udeo.on-youtube.. J□tis.no士
Don answer
unless Vouu kel like Payi
LDo not take anu Kihens Cand
asidein bis van
or an
drawers,Please hrD wupn
gun w
to tie door,迁earthern like.
Sehovahls Withess's. Doit lend
ham any egss mis I cigaretes
Theu know wher He Store is
And no-you don want to
overdlue buls and qu
Do not believe ANyHN
thonn
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Bitch, Broomstick, and Tumblr: Ci scary-bo cupldsenpai official hex maniac art heyday-mayday iddys are nice coward cupidsenpai Your url is a shitty 20DDs band at least source the damn art, bitch http:Poorvar tumblr convpost 165599062866 And I'm not gonna t She's our zany cutie. olerate thicc Hex slander all need girlfriends borvar y'all?mm pomki Drawers: Drawers: this post is what it's like to go through an unstable portal 4,377 notes Hex Maniac

Bitch, Broomstick, and Tumblr: Ci scary-bo
cupldsenpai
official hex maniac art
heyday-mayday
iddys are nice coward
cupidsenpai
Your url is a shitty 20DDs band
at least source the damn art, bitch
http:Poorvar tumblr convpost
165599062866
And I'm not gonna t
She's our zany cutie.
olerate thicc Hex slander
all need girlfriends
borvar
y'all?mm
pomki
Drawers:
Drawers:
this post is what it's like to go through an
unstable portal
4,377 notes
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Bitch, Broomstick, and Tumblr: Ci scary-bo
cupldsenpai
official hex maniac art
heyday-mayday
iddys are nice coward
cupidsenpai
Your url is a shitty 20DDs band
at least source the damn art, bitch
http:Poorvar tumblr convpost
165599062866
And I'm not gonna t
She's our zany cutie.
olerate thicc Hex slander
all need girlfriends
borvar
y'all?mm
pomki
Drawers:
Drawers:
this post is what it's like to go through an
unstable portal
4,377 notes
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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent <p>Spiders chipping in</p>

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
<p>Spiders chipping in</p>

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
<p>Spiders chipping in</p>

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Couch, Http, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent <p>Spiders chipping in via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2Ey7hjz">http://ift.tt/2Ey7hjz</a></p>

Couch, Http, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
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couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Couch, Http, and Spiders: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
spiders trying to pay rent
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: That's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there. Be a shame if something were to... prevent that entirely. <p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/170186913127/biggest-dk-in-the-kitchen-drawers" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.</p></blockquote>

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: That's a nice
kitchen drawer
you're about to
open there.
Be a shame if
something were to...
prevent that entirely.
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/170186913127/biggest-dk-in-the-kitchen-drawers" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.</p></blockquote>

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: That's a nice
kitchen drawer
you're about to
open there.
Be a shame if
something were to...
prevent that entirely.
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/170186913127/biggest-dk-in-the-kitchen-drawers" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.</p></blockquote>

awesomacious: Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.

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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
the bottom of drawers and in between
couch cushions are actually from
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Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at
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Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD. Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body

Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms:
aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms:
aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

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Barbie, Crime, and God: fs you-cant-stop-the-moriparty OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! doomsong13 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board doomsong13 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! just-a-cardboard-box Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie pudding-is-the-new-fondue OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! LEAVE THOSE DIRTY diamondintherough96 ...Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? blainesbedroom CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! doomsong13 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 doomsong13 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? fandomblogger Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! the-peregrine-mendicant what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! magnusisms theres a dead body best-of-tumblr You must be fun at parties You must be fun at party’s

Barbie, Crime, and God: fs
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty
OHMYGOD
Why would there be a bottle of wine on
the stove?!
doomsong13
WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
for a bulletin board
doomsong13
BARBIE! you should know better than to
leave a cheese grater on the edge of the
fridge! someone could get hurt!
just-a-cardboard-box
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with
a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie
pudding-is-the-new-fondue
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST
GOING TO DISHES
IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT
TOGETHER BARBIE!
LEAVE THOSE DIRTY
diamondintherough96
...Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES
Is NOBODY going to point out how
Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
blainesbedroom
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR!
YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
doomsong13
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of
the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
doomsong13
Guys for the love of god how can you not
notice the freaking rat next to the
fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house
more often, would ya?
fandomblogger
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on
their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE
TIMES!
doomsong13
I love how everyone pretends not to
notice the toaster next to the sink.
BARBIE! YOU COULD GET
ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
the-peregrine-mendicant
what the hell is wrong with you
people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the
fridge has three layers of drawers on the
bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges
dont work that way im sorry
aeolus06
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!
CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME
HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
freakin' sense of style, woman!
magnusisms
theres a dead body
best-of-tumblr
You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at party’s

Barbie, Crime, and God: fs
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty
OHMYGOD
Why would there be a bottle of wine on
the stove?!
doomsong13
WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
for a bulletin board
doomsong13
BARBIE! you should know better than to
leave a cheese grater on the edge of the
fridge! someone could get hurt!
just-a-cardboard-box
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with
a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie
pudding-is-the-new-fondue
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST
GOING TO DISHES
IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT
TOGETHER BARBIE!
LEAVE THOSE DIRTY
diamondintherough96
...Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES
Is NOBODY going to point out how
Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
blainesbedroom
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR!
YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
doomsong13
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of
the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
doomsong13
Guys for the love of god how can you not
notice the freaking rat next to the
fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house
more often, would ya?
fandomblogger
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on
their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE
TIMES!
doomsong13
I love how everyone pretends not to
notice the toaster next to the sink.
BARBIE! YOU COULD GET
ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
the-peregrine-mendicant
what the hell is wrong with you
people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the
fridge has three layers of drawers on the
bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges
dont work that way im sorry
aeolus06
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!
CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME
HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
freakin' sense of style, woman!
magnusisms
theres a dead body
best-of-tumblr
You must be fun at parties
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Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes*
30 year old mothers and gay niggas:
@jxremixh
I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes*
30 year old mothers and gay niggas:
@jxremixh
I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

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Memes, True, and 🤖: You know you're a true Latino if you have a drawer full of this seasoning Sazón covaSazónGova GOVA SC: BLSNAPZ 😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike LatinoProblems LatinoProbs HispanicProblems

Memes, True, and 🤖: You know you're a true Latino if you
have a drawer full of this seasoning
Sazón
covaSazónGova
GOVA
SC: BLSNAPZ
😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike LatinoProblems LatinoProbs HispanicProblems

Memes, True, and 🤖: You know you're a true Latino if you
have a drawer full of this seasoning
Sazón
covaSazónGova
GOVA
SC: BLSNAPZ
😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike LatinoProblems LatinoProbs HispanicProblems

😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike ...

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Beer, Come Over, and Memes: AT&T 3G 6:41 PM MessagesGirlfriend Edit Ok babe I'm leaving to go stay at my parents for the weekend. How am I gonna last a whole weekend!? beer is n the fridge xtra batteries for ur Xbox controller r n the junk drawer. number for pizza is on the counter with ur credit card &I already told josh & Steve to come over tonight for u. Have fun. You. Are. Amazing

Beer, Come Over, and Memes: AT&T 3G
6:41 PM
MessagesGirlfriend
Edit
Ok babe I'm leaving to go
stay at my parents for the
weekend.
How am I gonna last a
whole weekend!?
beer is n the fridge xtra
batteries for ur Xbox
controller r n the junk
drawer. number for pizza
is on the counter with ur
credit card &I already told
josh & Steve to come over
tonight for u. Have fun.
You. Are. Amazing

Beer, Come Over, and Memes: AT&T 3G
6:41 PM
MessagesGirlfriend
Edit
Ok babe I'm leaving to go
stay at my parents for the
weekend.
How am I gonna last a
whole weekend!?
beer is n the fridge xtra
batteries for ur Xbox
controller r n the junk
drawer. number for pizza
is on the counter with ur
credit card &I already told
josh & Steve to come over
tonight for u. Have fun.
You. Are. Amazing

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Memes, Louisiana, and Change: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15 PICKPOCKET-5 https://t.co/KLl7yhBihi

Memes, Louisiana, and Change: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer... $15
PICKPOCKET-5
https://t.co/KLl7yhBihi

Memes, Louisiana, and Change: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer... $15
PICKPOCKET-5
https://t.co/KLl7yhBihi

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Crazy, Laundry, and Makeup: Mother @Crazy JewishMom Spawn I just took a Zumba class did the laundry AND organized my makeup drawer. I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR. I just ate a slice of leftover pizza i found at the back of the refrigerator. So I guess we're both doing pretty great Delivered 🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram

Crazy, Laundry, and Makeup: Mother
@Crazy JewishMom
Spawn I just took a Zumba class did the
laundry AND organized my makeup
drawer. I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR.
I just ate a slice of leftover pizza i found at
the back of the refrigerator.
So I guess we're both doing pretty great
Delivered
🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram

Crazy, Laundry, and Makeup: Mother
@Crazy JewishMom
Spawn I just took a Zumba class did the
laundry AND organized my makeup
drawer. I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR.
I just ate a slice of leftover pizza i found at
the back of the refrigerator.
So I guess we're both doing pretty great
Delivered
🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram

🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram

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Moms, Cool, and Dank Memes: I just found my moms cool fidget spinner in one of her drawers

Moms, Cool, and Dank Memes: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers

Moms, Cool, and Dank Memes: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers

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God, Memes, and 🤖: DAAAAAD? WHERE'S THE TAPE? AND, IM T00 LATE KITCHEN DRAWER. THANKS. OH GOD owlLanquagecomicS.m ©Brian Gordon Tape is her chosen medium.

God, Memes, and 🤖: DAAAAAD?
WHERE'S THE TAPE?
AND,
IM T00 LATE
KITCHEN DRAWER.
THANKS.
OH GOD
owlLanquagecomicS.m
©Brian Gordon
Tape is her chosen medium.

God, Memes, and 🤖: DAAAAAD?
WHERE'S THE TAPE?
AND,
IM T00 LATE
KITCHEN DRAWER.
THANKS.
OH GOD
owlLanquagecomicS.m
©Brian Gordon
Tape is her chosen medium.

Tape is her chosen medium.

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God, Memes, and Stuff: DAAAAAD? WHERES THE TAPE? AND... IM TOO LATE. KITCHEN DRAWER. THANKS. OH GOD. FowlLanquageComics.m ©Brian Gordon Tape is her favorite art form. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse some here: goo.gl/pNHWtd

God, Memes, and Stuff: DAAAAAD?
WHERES THE TAPE?
AND...
IM TOO LATE.
KITCHEN DRAWER.
THANKS.
OH GOD.
FowlLanquageComics.m
©Brian Gordon
Tape is her favorite art form.
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA
Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse some here: goo.gl/pNHWtd

God, Memes, and Stuff: DAAAAAD?
WHERES THE TAPE?
AND...
IM TOO LATE.
KITCHEN DRAWER.
THANKS.
OH GOD.
FowlLanquageComics.m
©Brian Gordon
Tape is her favorite art form.
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA
Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse some here: goo.gl/pNHWtd

Tape is her favorite art form. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse s...

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Kittens, Cat, and Paper: I HAVE KITTENS... TOILET PAPER IS IN THE TOP DRAWER THAVE KITTENS Follow The Purrington Post @purringtonpost Cat people problems! #catsule 11:53 AM-19 Jun 2017

Kittens, Cat, and Paper: I HAVE KITTENS...
TOILET PAPER IS
IN THE TOP DRAWER
THAVE KITTENS
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The Purrington Post
@purringtonpost
Cat people problems! #catsule
11:53 AM-19 Jun 2017

Kittens, Cat, and Paper: I HAVE KITTENS...
TOILET PAPER IS
IN THE TOP DRAWER
THAVE KITTENS
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The Purrington Post
@purringtonpost
Cat people problems! #catsule
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Bad, Friday, and Girls: A fitzsimmmonsy "live fast, die young. bad girls do it well" l sing as l organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night Source: fitzsim mmonsy 127,614 notes

Bad, Friday, and Girls: A fitzsimmmonsy
"live fast, die young. bad girls do it well" l
sing as l organize my sock drawer before
going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
Source: fitzsim mmonsy
127,614 notes

Bad, Friday, and Girls: A fitzsimmmonsy
"live fast, die young. bad girls do it well" l
sing as l organize my sock drawer before
going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Across all countries, cultures and class we share one thing. This drawer. this is deep (@_theblessedone)

Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Across all countries, cultures and class
we share one thing. This drawer.
this is deep (@_theblessedone)

Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Across all countries, cultures and class
we share one thing. This drawer.
this is deep (@_theblessedone)

this is deep (@_theblessedone)

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Birthday, Fresh, and Hello: When your wife Sharon forgets it's your birthday so she swings by subway to get some tuna melts and KFCto get you a chocolate cake t fresh. Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home by at least 6:45. I noticed she's been acting strange lately. I haven't been quite as attentive as I should be I've been spending a lot of time in the basement with my trains after work. I just won a bid on a 1967 Athearn Genesis G97004 Southern Pacific 4-8-2 Mountain with Tsunami sound. I spent 800 dollars on it and Sharon was pissed but it's my money so I don't really care. Even if we fought there's no excuse for her to forget my birthday. I took her to the botanical gardens and to Olive Garden for hers and she comes home at 945 with subway and a lava cake from KFC (things I don't even really like) and pulls out candles from the drawer like she planed to do it. She seemed disheveled. As if she had done something I just wish I knew what. My mother noticed as well. She hates Sharon so much but I want to at least get along with her but this is surely not helping. What do you think i should do?

Birthday, Fresh, and Hello: When your wife Sharon forgets it's your
birthday so she swings by subway to
get some tuna melts and KFCto get
you a chocolate cake
t fresh.
Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home by at least 6:45. I noticed she's been acting strange lately. I haven't been quite as attentive as I should be I've been spending a lot of time in the basement with my trains after work. I just won a bid on a 1967 Athearn Genesis G97004 Southern Pacific 4-8-2 Mountain with Tsunami sound. I spent 800 dollars on it and Sharon was pissed but it's my money so I don't really care. Even if we fought there's no excuse for her to forget my birthday. I took her to the botanical gardens and to Olive Garden for hers and she comes home at 945 with subway and a lava cake from KFC (things I don't even really like) and pulls out candles from the drawer like she planed to do it. She seemed disheveled. As if she had done something I just wish I knew what. My mother noticed as well. She hates Sharon so much but I want to at least get along with her but this is surely not helping. What do you think i should do?

Birthday, Fresh, and Hello: When your wife Sharon forgets it's your
birthday so she swings by subway to
get some tuna melts and KFCto get
you a chocolate cake
t fresh.
Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home by at least 6:45. I noticed she's been acting strange lately. I haven't been quite as attentive as I should be I've been spending a lot of time in the basement with my trains after work. I just won a bid on a 1967 Athearn Genesis G97004 Southern Pacific 4-8-2 Mountain with Tsunami sound. I spent 800 dollars on it and Sharon was pissed but it's my money so I don't really care. Even if we fought there's no excuse for her to forget my birthday. I took her to the botanical gardens and to Olive Garden for hers and she comes home at 945 with subway and a lava cake from KFC (things I don't even really like) and pulls out candles from the drawer like she planed to do it. She seemed disheveled. As if she had done something I just wish I knew what. My mother noticed as well. She hates Sharon so much but I want to at least get along with her but this is surely not helping. What do you think i should do?

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Funny, Meme, and Memes: Across all countries, cultures and class we share one thing. This drawer. Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

Funny, Meme, and Memes: Across all countries, cultures and class
we share one thing. This drawer.
Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

Funny, Meme, and Memes: Across all countries, cultures and class
we share one thing. This drawer.
Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

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Future, Memes, and Shit: Everyone has that drawer full of random shit, but random shit that we might need in the future

Future, Memes, and Shit: Everyone has that drawer full of
random shit, but random shit that we
might need in the future

Future, Memes, and Shit: Everyone has that drawer full of
random shit, but random shit that we
might need in the future

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Memes, Old, and Been: AA THE JUNK DRAWER I'M AN OLD USED UP BATTERY EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS, I'LL STAY TRAPPED IN THIS PURGATORY FOR DECADES TO COME SWIPE TO READ What's in your junk drawer?

Memes, Old, and Been: AA
THE JUNK DRAWER
I'M AN OLD
USED UP BATTERY
EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN
DEAD FOR MONTHS,
I'LL STAY TRAPPED IN
THIS PURGATORY FOR
DECADES TO COME
SWIPE TO READ
What's in your junk drawer?

Memes, Old, and Been: AA
THE JUNK DRAWER
I'M AN OLD
USED UP BATTERY
EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN
DEAD FOR MONTHS,
I'LL STAY TRAPPED IN
THIS PURGATORY FOR
DECADES TO COME
SWIPE TO READ
What's in your junk drawer?

What's in your junk drawer?

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Bad, Dogs, and Pregnant: SHE WAS OPENING LETTERS OF COMPLAINTS FROM HER TENANTS BUT COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE READ THIS Complaints to Councils - Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow, 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole n his back passage. 4. Their 18 vear old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5, I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off 6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 8. Will vou please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 10, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are lust plain filthy. 11.The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore <p>She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.</p>

Bad, Dogs, and Pregnant: SHE WAS OPENING LETTERS OF COMPLAINTS FROM HER TENANTS
BUT COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE READ THIS
Complaints to Councils - Extracts from letters
written by council tenants:
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow,
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has
backfired and burnt my knob off
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his
ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole
n his back passage.
4. Their 18 vear old son is continually banging his
balls against my fence.
5, I wish to report that tiles are missing from the
outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the
other day that blew them off
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is
coming away from the wall
8. Will vou please send someone to mend the
garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it
yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in
the kitchen.
10, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have
crumbling plaster, and 50% are lust plain filthy.
11.The next door neighbour has got this huge tool
that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it
anymore
<p>She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.</p>

Bad, Dogs, and Pregnant: SHE WAS OPENING LETTERS OF COMPLAINTS FROM HER TENANTS
BUT COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE READ THIS
Complaints to Councils - Extracts from letters
written by council tenants:
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow,
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has
backfired and burnt my knob off
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his
ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole
n his back passage.
4. Their 18 vear old son is continually banging his
balls against my fence.
5, I wish to report that tiles are missing from the
outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the
other day that blew them off
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is
coming away from the wall
8. Will vou please send someone to mend the
garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it
yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in
the kitchen.
10, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have
crumbling plaster, and 50% are lust plain filthy.
11.The next door neighbour has got this huge tool
that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it
anymore
<p>She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.</p>

She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.

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Memes, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget spinner in one of her drawers <p>#savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner</p>

Memes, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers
<p>#savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner</p>

Memes, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers
<p>#savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner</p>

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Funny, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget spinner in one of her drawers Moms keeping up with the wave

Funny, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers
Moms keeping up with the wave

Funny, Moms, and Cool: I just found my moms cool fidget
spinner in one of her drawers
Moms keeping up with the wave

Moms keeping up with the wave

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