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Kind spider: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Kind spider

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Very HD: When your mom tells you to fold your laundry but you stuff it all in your drawers instead Isee this as an absolute win! made with mematic Very HD

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and then you kill them: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent and then you kill them

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Good old days: When mom tells you to clean your drawers but you find pages of cheats for gta san andreas Man, leok at this old shit. Good old days

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and then you kill them: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent and then you kill them

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This is too cute i cant-: Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers This is too cute i cant-

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awesomacious: They just trying to help out: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent awesomacious: They just trying to help out

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They just trying to help out: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent They just trying to help out

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They just trying to help out: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent They just trying to help out

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Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

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Paying rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Paying rent

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Totally possible: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Source: starfleetinginterest Totally possible

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My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine. And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine. We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine. Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine. But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write. It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder. And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling. Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package? Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff. But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.” And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome. People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet. I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!” But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well. And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready. She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly. (via I Might Be Funny): But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. fb/l Might Be Funny My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine. And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine. We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine. Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine. But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write. It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder. And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling. Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package? Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff. But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.” And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome. People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet. I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!” But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well. And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready. She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly. (via I Might Be Funny)

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At least wait an hour or so via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3">https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3</a>: .ul Verizon 9:25 AM News Home Popular T 68 1 6 , Share 1/wholesomememes u/MrSavagePotato.2h Spiders aren't all bad. what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent At least wait an hour or so via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3">https://ift.tt/2JKTsA3</a>

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Bruh gotta have the worst luck 🤣🤣: Imagine getting your drawers ripped off and u ain't even in jail yet KGTV ca San Diego, California d NEWS Bruh gotta have the worst luck 🤣🤣

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Hex Maniac: Ci scary-bo cupldsenpai official hex maniac art heyday-mayday iddys are nice coward cupidsenpai Your url is a shitty 20DDs band at least source the damn art, bitch http:Poorvar tumblr convpost 165599062866 And I'm not gonna t She's our zany cutie. olerate thicc Hex slander all need girlfriends borvar y'all?mm pomki Drawers: Drawers: this post is what it's like to go through an unstable portal 4,377 notes Hex Maniac

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<a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/170186913127/biggest-dk-in-the-kitchen-drawers" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.</blockquote>: That's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there. Be a shame if something were to... prevent that entirely. <a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/170186913127/biggest-dk-in-the-kitchen-drawers" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>Biggest d**k in the kitchen drawers.</blockquote>

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<a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167664655522/mornington-the-crescent-its-okay-when-we-do" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/167664539449/its-okay-when-we-do-it" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>: <blockquote>“It’s okay when WE do it!” </blockquote> I seem to remember similar things being said about Bimbos Bill’s accusers</blockquote> If you go to that guy’s Twitter you’ll see he’s actually on some kind of crusade to make her look like a skank who couldn’t be a victim. But if you look at his bio it also appears he’s a devotee of Freud so take that as you will.: Funny Libertarian @funlibertarian2 Following This is literally the definition of slut shaming from a progressive to defend a progressive man's inappropriate actions. 2017 the year of the hypocrites Melford Heisler RN @MrMelPsychRN Follow Leeann Tweeden looked so innocent & bookish on TV yesterday. She was no prude back when she did USO tours with Al Franken. She didn't wear glasses then either. Actually she didn't wear much of anything in her pics TA'S BULGING SACK: 88 MIISTHAVE GIFT SHOULD YOU DUMP FIND OUT HUDDLE UP! LEEANN TWEEDEN Inside the locker room with the Best Damn Sports Show star UNDERCOVER PLUS! LINGERIE HEAVEN! DAVE ATTEL CARMELD A BALLOON PUB Real women show you what's in their drawers TRUCKS ND A HOT LADY 1:44 PM- 18 Nov 2017 <a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167664655522/mornington-the-crescent-its-okay-when-we-do" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/167664539449/its-okay-when-we-do-it" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>: <blockquote>“It’s okay when WE do it!” </blockquote> I seem to remember similar things being said about Bimbos Bill’s accusers</blockquote> If you go to that guy’s Twitter you’ll see he’s actually on some kind of crusade to make her look like a skank who couldn’t be a victim. But if you look at his bio it also appears he’s a devotee of Freud so take that as you will.

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magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD. Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body : magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD. Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body

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You must be fun at party’s: fs you-cant-stop-the-moriparty OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! doomsong13 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board doomsong13 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! just-a-cardboard-box Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie pudding-is-the-new-fondue OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! LEAVE THOSE DIRTY diamondintherough96 ...Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? blainesbedroom CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! doomsong13 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 doomsong13 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? fandomblogger Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! the-peregrine-mendicant what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! magnusisms theres a dead body best-of-tumblr You must be fun at parties You must be fun at party’s

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I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

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😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike LatinoProblems LatinoProbs HispanicProblems: You know you're a true Latino if you have a drawer full of this seasoning Sazón covaSazónGova GOVA SC: BLSNAPZ 😂 @beinglatino😂 LatinasBeLike LatinaProblems LatinaProbs HispanicsBeLike LatinasareBeautiful LatinoPride BeingLatino BeLatino LatinosBeLike LatinoProblems LatinoProbs HispanicProblems

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drawers: AT&T 3G 6:41 PM MessagesGirlfriend Edit Ok babe I'm leaving to go stay at my parents for the weekend. How am I gonna last a whole weekend!? beer is n the fridge xtra batteries for ur Xbox controller r n the junk drawer. number for pizza is on the counter with ur credit card &I already told josh & Steve to come over tonight for u. Have fun. You. Are. Amazing

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https://t.co/KLl7yhBihi: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15 PICKPOCKET-5 https://t.co/KLl7yhBihi

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🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram: Mother @Crazy JewishMom Spawn I just took a Zumba class did the laundry AND organized my makeup drawer. I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR. I just ate a slice of leftover pizza i found at the back of the refrigerator. So I guess we're both doing pretty great Delivered 🍕🍕💁. crazyjewishmom latergram

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drawers: I just found my moms cool fidget spinner in one of her drawers

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Tape is her chosen medium.: DAAAAAD? WHERE'S THE TAPE? AND, IM T00 LATE KITCHEN DRAWER. THANKS. OH GOD owlLanquagecomicS.m ©Brian Gordon Tape is her chosen medium.

Tape is her chosen medium.

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Tape is her favorite art form. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse some here: goo.gl/pNHWtd: DAAAAAD? WHERES THE TAPE? AND... IM TOO LATE. KITCHEN DRAWER. THANKS. OH GOD. FowlLanquageComics.m ©Brian Gordon Tape is her favorite art form. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Browse some here: goo.gl/pNHWtd

Tape is her favorite art form. Bonus Panel: goo.gl/Vjb3WA Did you know you can order a signed print of this comic and all my stuff? Brows...

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drawers: I HAVE KITTENS... TOILET PAPER IS IN THE TOP DRAWER THAVE KITTENS Follow The Purrington Post @purringtonpost Cat people problems! #catsule 11:53 AM-19 Jun 2017

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drawers: A fitzsimmmonsy "live fast, die young. bad girls do it well" l sing as l organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night Source: fitzsim mmonsy 127,614 notes

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this is deep (@_theblessedone): Across all countries, cultures and class we share one thing. This drawer. this is deep (@_theblessedone)

this is deep (@_theblessedone)

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Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home by at least 6:45. I noticed she's been acting strange lately. I haven't been quite as attentive as I should be I've been spending a lot of time in the basement with my trains after work. I just won a bid on a 1967 Athearn Genesis G97004 Southern Pacific 4-8-2 Mountain with Tsunami sound. I spent 800 dollars on it and Sharon was pissed but it's my money so I don't really care. Even if we fought there's no excuse for her to forget my birthday. I took her to the botanical gardens and to Olive Garden for hers and she comes home at 945 with subway and a lava cake from KFC (things I don't even really like) and pulls out candles from the drawer like she planed to do it. She seemed disheveled. As if she had done something I just wish I knew what. My mother noticed as well. She hates Sharon so much but I want to at least get along with her but this is surely not helping. What do you think i should do?: When your wife Sharon forgets it's your birthday so she swings by subway to get some tuna melts and KFCto get you a chocolate cake t fresh. Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home by at least 6:45. I noticed she's been acting strange lately. I haven't been quite as attentive as I should be I've been spending a lot of time in the basement with my trains after work. I just won a bid on a 1967 Athearn Genesis G97004 Southern Pacific 4-8-2 Mountain with Tsunami sound. I spent 800 dollars on it and Sharon was pissed but it's my money so I don't really care. Even if we fought there's no excuse for her to forget my birthday. I took her to the botanical gardens and to Olive Garden for hers and she comes home at 945 with subway and a lava cake from KFC (things I don't even really like) and pulls out candles from the drawer like she planed to do it. She seemed disheveled. As if she had done something I just wish I knew what. My mother noticed as well. She hates Sharon so much but I want to at least get along with her but this is surely not helping. What do you think i should do?

Hello everyone it's Dave again Dave welsby Sharon came home from cycling really late yesterday. She goes every Tuesday and is always home...

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Ye olde junk drawer (@memes): Across all countries, cultures and class we share one thing. This drawer. Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

Ye olde junk drawer (@memes)

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drawers: Everyone has that drawer full of random shit, but random shit that we might need in the future

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What's in your junk drawer?: AA THE JUNK DRAWER I'M AN OLD USED UP BATTERY EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS, I'LL STAY TRAPPED IN THIS PURGATORY FOR DECADES TO COME SWIPE TO READ What's in your junk drawer?

What's in your junk drawer?

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She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.: SHE WAS OPENING LETTERS OF COMPLAINTS FROM HER TENANTS BUT COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN SHE READ THIS Complaints to Councils - Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow, 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole n his back passage. 4. Their 18 vear old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5, I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off 6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 8. Will vou please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 10, 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are lust plain filthy. 11.The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.

She Was Opening Letters Of Complaints From Her Tenants. But Couldn’t Stop Laughing When She Read This.

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#savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner: I just found my moms cool fidget spinner in one of her drawers #savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner

#savagememes #memes #fidgetspinner

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